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Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Marks 35th Birthday With Epic Throwback Photos by alterswerve(m): 8:05pm On Oct 04, 2016
INTROVERT:
Y ISNT HE MARRIED?
Cos he ain't met you yet
Romance / Re: Ladies I Need Ur Honest Suggestion To This Problem by alterswerve(m): 8:52pm On Sep 19, 2016
It isn't hard to figure out.

Bleep yourself!

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Romance / Re: Ladies I Need Ur Honest Suggestion To This Problem by alterswerve(m): 8:52pm On Sep 19, 2016
It isn't hard to figure out.

Bleep yourself!
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by alterswerve(m): 1:58pm On Sep 12, 2016
orieoda:

O boy, see oyinbo shocked.....ur compound-complex sentence is too nebulous for me to fathom lipsrsealed.....kindly simplify grin

kiss
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by alterswerve(m): 1:19pm On Sep 12, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Ha! grin and when will that be ,sir?


Quite simple..
When i am independent enough to not depend on someone else to make me happy, and still desire to be interdependent i.e to make someone else happy
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by alterswerve(m): 8:59pm On Sep 10, 2016
cindyrocks:
Because I am just 18.
so you won't be single when you are 18.1 right?
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by alterswerve(m): 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2016
I am single because i haven't received my certificate of having completed Singleship
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria, A Case Of Misplaced Identity. by alterswerve(m): 10:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
Well...
Education / Re: Testament Higher Institute Admission Thread by alterswerve(m): 7:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
What? 15000 for BASIC Spanish? Sir, or whoever you are, I've been learning Spanish for the past six years. I've not been consistent but i can tell you that i didn't spend up to 1000 Naira to learn basic Spanish.

ay caramba! qué nos dice?

even now, i communicate with south Americans and in 6 years, i have not spent up to 3000 Naira to know what i know today. And i don't even have a Spanish dictionary!
and even the 3k i spent was on buying text books and going to the internet
No seas un robo!
Romance / Re: Help Please!!! by alterswerve(m): 8:45pm On Aug 15, 2016
Eat me
Romance / Re: What Happens To LOVE After Marriage!!! by alterswerve(m): 8:07pm On Aug 15, 2016
Well..
Nairaland / General / Re: Have Religion Help The Country by alterswerve(m): 6:26pm On Aug 14, 2016
masterchi:
gbagun. See ur life.

1. If you had been intelligent enough to study the post, you'll realise that my reply was mocking the topic of the thread. OP posted 'have religion help.. ' and i was mocking the wrong grammar.

2. The word is not called gbagaun.. Okay? Its called solecism.

Please, be intelligent.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have Religion Help The Country by alterswerve(m): 6:25pm On Aug 14, 2016
masterchi:
gbagun. See ur life.

1. If you had been intelligent enough to study the post, you'll realise that my reply was mocking the topic of the thread. OP posted 'have religion helped.. ' and i was mocking the wrong grammar.

2. The word is not called gbagaun.. Okay? Its called solecism.

Please, be intelligent.
Politics / Re: How Is Power Supply In Your Area? by alterswerve(m): 3:00pm On Aug 14, 2016
I won't want to say what area i live in but we've been having light a lot now... but the bills bro.. the bills..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have Religion Help The Country by alterswerve(m): 2:50pm On Aug 14, 2016
First of all.. Have it epp your grammar?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Life Of An Unemployed Naija Girl by alterswerve(m): 9:56am On Aug 07, 2016
mamawin:
okay. but what does your signature mean? poco poco?

Poco a poco, llegaremos is Spanish for One step at a time, we'll get there
Nairaland / General / Re: A Letter To Seun Osewa by alterswerve(m): 11:55am On Jul 30, 2016
Thread Closed!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Life Of An Unemployed Naija Girl by alterswerve(m): 9:51am On Jul 30, 2016
MoyoGENERAL:
hmmmm...You can do the following rather than stay home idle:
1.Home lesson: even if its primary school!
2.Learn a trade e.g. sowing, hear dressing and fixing, beads and bag making( lemme tell you, ladies and fashion are 5&6, so market go always dey if you know your onions)
3. Carry placards(you may never know)
..my point is there are lot of things you can do rather than staying home idle doing nothing! before we begin to see, stories like " Joblessness drove me into prostitution, Buhari to blame"

One can also work in his or her religious body. Being an usher, you'll have someone to vouch for your work ethic

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Phones / Re: (itel 1408) Is This The Right Choice by alterswerve(m): 6:57pm On Jul 11, 2016
I think you should get it. The battery life is okay.. i listen to music for long with it, and can browse in 3G for as long as 4hrs or more. Oh.. i forgot to say that its the phone I'm using to type this and I've been online on 3G for about one hour now and it dropped from 42 to 40 percent.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The N-power Teacher Corps Programme: Must Know Fact by alterswerve(m): 12:50pm On Jun 09, 2016
This is commendable. If you are a Christian, the Bible doesn't say earn big.. it says whatever your hands find to do... you know what to do . This is better than sitting at home doing nothing

I feel that instead of teaching, participants should be channeled into the agric and productive sectors, for these will give financial returns to the government. Its rare for teaching to give financial returns to the government

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Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by alterswerve(m): 3:47pm On Jun 06, 2016
Deeni131:


The solution is always subscribe after 12 midnight, it doesn't fail.
Really? Thanks man! You have two brains!
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by alterswerve(m): 7:34am On Jun 06, 2016
Deeni131:
out of 10 attempts I made on ten different night,to subscribe for mtn 500mb for #25, I was only connected to browse for just 4 times. the rest they would deduct my money but refused me chance to browse.

me too o my brother. me too.
I'm annoyed at myself for switching to the pulse thing now and I'm afraid of subscribing for the nightplan thing.

Its so unfortunate.
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by alterswerve(m): 12:16am On Jun 05, 2016
I joined mtn pulse and subscribed for the 25 naira all night.I could not browse last night. I called customer care, whatsapp and facebook, all to no avail. I don't understand. I thought i was the only one till i saw another complaint on nairaland.

Can't i get my money back? because i feel cheated!
I don't want apologies. I want solutions
Phones / Re: MTN Pulse Users Only by alterswerve(m): 12:10am On Jun 05, 2016
I was Unable to browse last night too.. I called customer care and all.. till today, no refund.

I'm even scared of subscribing again
Family / Re: What It Is Like Coming From A Poor Background, And The Way To Succeed In Life. by alterswerve(m): 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2016
ecotwins:
I can really relate to what you are saying. I went from having my mother sell Akara to pay my fees to earning a six-figure income and now a seven-figure income. I literarily went from good income to earning exactly 12 times my previous good income within a year!
I love my mother and my siblings for all the sacrifices they made for me. I am trying to give my mother the best life and the best experiences I can afford. my advice: work extremely hard as if your success depends on it alone. Be focused on your goals, so am saying you should have a goal that transcends your current economic status. Be content with your present lot in life but daily develop skills, relationships and a very positive mindset that will help you succeed. I believe success is sure if you apply yourself right. I pray that God will surprise you with a wonderful financial freedom. May you go from a 50k income to a million naira income. You must do your part though. see you on the other side of poverty when you finally cross over to meet us... ha ha ha ah

Don't you feel we'll like to know and do those things that you did to cross over? Being specific and not vague?
If you feel like, i believe we'll like to know. Nobody likes being on the south side you know
Literature / Re: Our Institutions; The Supposed Epitome Of Learning by alterswerve(m): 2:44pm On Apr 17, 2016
Education and skills might guarantee a good life but certificate can never. It saddens me to know that certificate have taken the place of education and skills. How can we then combat the current economic situation facing the country, one that has never being before
Education / Re: Immediate Closure Of UNILAG. by alterswerve(m): 8:13am On Apr 08, 2016
FTC..
Unilag tho.
Someone below me is lookin for admission into that school
Romance / Re: Simple Advice To Ladies by alterswerve(m): 5:09pm On Apr 02, 2016
Beats me mahn.. Beats me
Some mentalities just need deliverance

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