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Nairaland / General / Re: Money Ritual by alterswerve(m): 5:04am On Sep 06, 2018
Pliz enlytin horse pliz
Romance / Re: Romance Under Water ( PIX ) by alterswerve(m): 4:59am On Sep 06, 2018
This is not a fish sir.

It is a mammal sir

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Family / Re: Can U live Wit Your Wifes Younger Brother Dat Doesn't Respect Ur Wife? by alterswerve(m): 4:56am On Sep 06, 2018
Doesn't she have cane in that house? angry

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Romance / Re: Lawyer Responds To Tweet Saying "You Can't Be A Feminist And A Christian" by alterswerve(m): 4:52am On Sep 06, 2018
Omo.. This one go hot o.

Poster below me, before you even sit here to watch things unfold, get me a bottle of chilled fresh pineapple smoothie.

Oshey! grin
Romance / Re: Wahala Of Not Having A Boyfriend In Secondary School - Meme Collection by alterswerve(m): 8:35am On Sep 05, 2018
Offpoint:
This is the driest shít I've ever clicked. I clicked this with 95% happiness in my heart, now I'm leaving with 0%.

At least you left with 0%

I left with - 95%

OP owes me! angry
Celebrities / Re: 10 Things Ladies Do When They Visit A Guy They Don’t Want To Sleep With — #6 Sum by alterswerve(m): 8:23am On Sep 05, 2018
If you click that link ehn..
Romance / Re: If Only You Guys Know What I'm Passing Through....... by alterswerve(m): 8:51pm On Sep 04, 2018
Are you passing through the valley of the shadow of death? undecided
Romance / Re: Was I Friendzoned????? by alterswerve(m): 8:49pm On Sep 04, 2018
ritylove:
i have nothing to say to you

But you just said/typed something

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Romance / Re: How Little Kerosene Spoilt My Day by alterswerve(m): 8:47pm On Sep 04, 2018
I know sey no be only me tire for OP
Romance / Re: Some Ladies Want To Marry Desperately, No Much Need For Mr. Bad Guy. by alterswerve(m): 8:34pm On Sep 04, 2018
What's the age where they begin to deteriorate again?
Romance / Re: Lady Invited Her 5 Friends For A Date With Her Man, He Stuck To His Budget by alterswerve(m): 10:38am On Aug 25, 2018
On their phones.. Tryna hide their embarrassment grin

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Properties / Re: Why Share An Apartment? by alterswerve(m): 10:06am On Aug 25, 2018
This post again? In Politics section? Where it doesn't even matter?

Who invented this op? angry
Celebrities / Re: Orodd by alterswerve(m): 10:03am On Aug 25, 2018
Why?
Romance / Re: Why Share An Apartment? by alterswerve(m): 10:02am On Aug 25, 2018
Can someone please.. Please tell me why this is in the romance section?


And don't even try that Y has a long tail shi
Romance / Re: Ladies Will You Marry A Guy That Does This To You? by alterswerve(m): 9:37am On Aug 25, 2018
I JUST CAME HERE TO YAWN

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Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by alterswerve(m): 9:23am On Aug 25, 2018
When people decide to be good there's always one person out there who wants to take advantage...

And that's terrible..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who First Class Epp by alterswerve(m): 9:20am On Aug 25, 2018
Whatever you say, you're left.. to your own opinion
Romance / Re: Gee4-why_women_in_the_uk _love_nigerian_men by alterswerve(m): 9:16am On Aug 25, 2018
They believe Nigerians know how to take care of women, especially Yoruba men. They also know that we are talented, hardworking and go-getters.”

Y'all remember these Nigerian songs these days where someone at the beginning or close to the end of the song screams TRIBALISTIC

It actually sounds like SHAABALISTIC, but it fits here
Investment / Re: What is the best investment advice for an undergrad? by alterswerve(m): 2:39pm On Aug 24, 2018
May this thread not be derailed. Amen

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady That Smokes Weed? by alterswerve(m): 2:36pm On Aug 24, 2018
Wait!

What do you hope to achieve with our answers?
Romance / Re: Ladies Why Do You Always Do This When Washing Your Vagina? by alterswerve(m): 12:48pm On Aug 24, 2018
This thread had been derailed by true or false, true or false?

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Business / Re: Dangote, Otedola, Sam Iwuajoku And Richie Shittu Chilling During Sallah Period by alterswerve(m): 12:43pm On Aug 24, 2018
Life goals..

You don't need to flash it to feel like you have it..

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Family / Re: Tope Mark-Odigie: Your Husband Has Right To Do Whatever He Wants With Your Body by alterswerve(m): 12:40pm On Aug 24, 2018
eph12:

While I don't agree with that opinion, I think things can really change when ladies fight tradition. They have to make sure that their families don't exploit their suitors. It's easier in the western world because nobody is asking for money or material stuff in exchange for their daughter

These same ladies in their prime will pride themselves in the large amounts in cash and kind paid for their hand in marriage, but close to the end of their prime, start shilohing

The ladies don't fight tradition.. They enjoy it.. So..

Whoever pays the piper..

Things that cost more than money are more valuable than things that do

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Family / Re: Tope Mark-Odigie: Your Husband Has Right To Do Whatever He Wants With Your Body by alterswerve(m): 12:24pm On Aug 24, 2018
Culturally.. Yes..

The stupid traditions.. That make a man spend his 5 years savings on the family of the girl he's about to marry..

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2018 - Nomination & Verification by alterswerve(m): 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2018
I dominate grin
Celebrities / Re: Favour Iwueze Of Destiny Kids Shares Pre Wedding Photos. by alterswerve(m): 12:21pm On Aug 24, 2018
I hated their music then ehn.. angry

But i had a crush on the younger sister..

But I still hate their music angry
Crime / Re: 'Invincible' Cameroonian Robbers Arrested During Raid. Photos by alterswerve(m): 12:18pm On Aug 24, 2018
Dry gin for the gods.. Like if you saw it


The gods were prally drunk from it when they were caught

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Celebrities / Re: The Awkward Moment Strange Man Forcefully Kissed Mercy Aigbe (photos) by alterswerve(m): 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2018
Tamarapetty:
Ok, so now what should we fry

Mosquito wings undecided
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Vs Saraki: The Legal And Moral Issues by alterswerve(m): 9:24pm On Aug 20, 2018
A bozo down there is gonna start a political eWar
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele’s Building Demolition! Read This Before You Get Emotional And Conc by alterswerve(m): 9:23pm On Aug 20, 2018
Oya! Fight!

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