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Romance / Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! By Maryam Habu Shinga by alterswerve(m): 10:29am On Apr 02, 2016
Richiy:
When they have been brainwashed by "perfect" pre wedding pictures and "perfect" wedding ceremonies. Then they'd want to have it too.

They forget that:

1) People are not the same

2) Things might not be what it seems to appear

3) Wedding is a fraud, it's the marriage that matters

If that's you on your profile pic, next time, when taking a pic, don't bend your legs like that.
And change it before people start checking it out
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Do It? by alterswerve(m): 2:32am On Apr 02, 2016
Am i the only one who realised that this thread was created by UNAPAPADEYCRAZE?

Like.. All y'alls pops man cray
NYSC / Re: Does Nysc Hq Knows This? by alterswerve(m): 8:56pm On Mar 31, 2016
owhizkid:


my questions is does lg av right to repost ppl? isn't posting supposed to com frm nysc alone?
is the lg not supposed to reject corpers, then corpers go baq to nysc for reposting?

All these are my questions

If the LG posts you to a LG school, they have the right
NYSC / Re: Does Nysc Hq Knows This? by alterswerve(m): 1:55pm On Mar 30, 2016
Bros, i also wanted to teach and was posted to a sec sch. I've been teaching but they have not been paying. They know this. Those who they don't pay are signed up as volunteers.

Truthfully, Lagos state won't pay that 15k.

I've just made up my mind to sacrifice this service year. It's painful, and there's no where in the dictionary where service includes pain in its definition.

Just do what you are asked to do and get out. Its one year.. Its not even up to half your life span
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Application Offer. by alterswerve(m): 9:48am On Mar 26, 2016
I don't think its genuine. I've seen spelling errors. The last paragraph is where i got them

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Career / Re: Is It Ok To Use A Small Biz One Once Did As An Experience On A CV by alterswerve(m): 8:10pm On Mar 14, 2016
Absolutely yes! I dunno bout the 3 years stuff but include it, and write bout what you learnt doing it and what progress you made
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Does One Get A Job With MTN ? by alterswerve(m): 12:36am On Mar 09, 2016
Buy plenty airtime
NYSC / Re: NYSC Yet To Pay January Allowance by alterswerve(m): 7:46pm On Feb 10, 2016
SOS Please! Somebody help us beg the FG please.. cry cry cry
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Are In My Shoe by alterswerve(m): 9:25pm On Jan 23, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
frankly, I'll remove the fucking shoe and throw it at your face.

Just wag i wanted to type

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TV/Movies / Re: Most Interesting TV Adverts by alterswerve(m): 12:05am On Jan 21, 2016
kennygee:
Indomie was my best. I had the whole song and it was my ring tone for months.

How can i get the song please.. Been lookin foe it
Business / Re: I Need Your Advise On A Business To Start With 10k? by alterswerve(m): 10:59am On Jan 17, 2016
timmy:
You can start a sandwich business (Toast bread).

Get a fairly used, tested working, toast bread maker for 2k5
Buy 6 cans of sardine at N1,080 on Jumia, buy butter, sliced bread and pepper and a crate of eggs of about N2k.
Get a food flask bag (used) for 1.5k. Buy plastic take away bags and foil paper for less than 1k. Find a power source in your hostel and start to make your money.

Once you've made the toasts, walk round hostels or classrooms to sell between N100 - N150 depending on your school.

make sure you dress neat always, always smile when you approach students and make friends with them. Get enough N100 change from your remaining balance so you don't have students owing you.

Where possible, get numbers of students who have patronised you, send them a thank you sms and ask them to contact you whenever they need new orders. Create a time. to sell so it wont affect your own studies.

Start with your friends first, so you get honest feedback on the service quality and taste. In 1 week you should have doubled your investment.


I am well-pleased with this idea. Its the best I've seen, coupled with me having an idea similar to this. I would like you to send me a mail. I really need advice.

markwhizzyjean@gmail.com

Thanks
Religion / Re: A Guy/lady With The Fruit Of The Spirit Or Gift Of The Spirit by alterswerve(m): 1:04pm On Jan 10, 2016
Both are important in marriage.. Buh err'one knows they'll choose the fruits... Cuz it shows that the Holy Spirit is planted in you and you have been a fertile ground for Him.
Celebrities / Re: See The Mummy Look On Tiwa Savage's Face When She Sings For Her Son Jamil(Pics) by alterswerve(m): 12:35pm On Jan 10, 2016
LordOfTheWeed:
That boy use style style get ogor grin

E be like sey na only me and you notice... Hahahaaa



Sorry to anyone who gets annoyed o
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Show Your Man Your Love by alterswerve(m): 9:44pm On Jan 08, 2016
[quote author=VampireeM post=41757353]Hmmmm, any lady can do all these for some of her male friends so to me its no yardstick to show to that special somebody[/quote


Even nos 2 and 5?
Education / Re: Is There Any Institution That Can Beat NOUN As The Worst In Nigeria? by alterswerve(m): 11:30am On Jan 08, 2016
Hilarious!
Romance / Re: Should I Advice Her Or Not by alterswerve(m): 9:58pm On Jan 03, 2016
You people shu coman advise o.
Blows kakaki
COME AND ADVISE!
Celebrities / Re: [photos] Don Jazzy And Freshldrb Blocks Kentxclusive Over Olamide Twitter Rant by alterswerve(m): 10:22am On Jan 03, 2016
WeedSeller:
Koni da fun iya yin back to back! undecided Eyin ti Dumb-jazzy..
We are not surprised.
Your monicker is weedseller

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Sister Is About To Get Married And Am Not Okay With It by alterswerve(m): 11:48pm On Jan 02, 2016
Keep quiet bou the situation
He who laughs last..
Celebrities / Re: The National Television Is Not To Be Confused With The Streets #headies2015 by alterswerve(m): 11:41pm On Jan 02, 2016
That guy is uncivilised.

Somebody dah hasn't passed thru the valley of the shadow of death be screamin 'street'

Wah does he know bouh the streets sef
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I got two Job Offers, which should I choose? I'm Confused..... Advice Please!!!! by alterswerve(m): 11:14am On Jan 01, 2016
sped1oro:
Any of the job will be ideal but look at the prospect of growing a business such as the start-up company. The fulfillment is long term compared to banking job which is monotonous in nature.
Romance / Re: We Broke Up, What Should I Do? by alterswerve(m): 7:14pm On Dec 31, 2015
To avoid heart ache, leave her.
But before u do, let's hear her side of the story
Then dump her
Plz man, move on! Please!
And leave sex until marriage

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Literature / Re: "Auld Lang Syne": Why Not Popular In Nigeria by alterswerve(m): 5:11pm On Dec 31, 2015
It actually is. Some who know it dunno it by the name
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Men Just Have To Lie by alterswerve(m): 5:00pm On Dec 31, 2015
Men lie, women lie
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Man To Live His Life As Single:without Marriage? by alterswerve(m): 4:06pm On Dec 31, 2015
Well, if he is, and he is gonna be single and celibate, then he has to be really occupied with something else.
Romance / Re: Six Types Of Guys Women Should Avoid Dating Or Else by alterswerve(m): 11:52pm On Dec 30, 2015
I don't hav any of these qualities, buh I don't consider masef dateable yet
Family / Re: What A Husband Needs From A Wife Is Never Sex by alterswerve(m): 11:42pm On Dec 30, 2015
I dunno wah ur meanin of submit is o. I don't want a 'yes daddy' wife. God forbid evil thing.

I want a literate wife dah will debate choices with me.. An intelligent one.

Respectful? Yeah. Buh a 'yes daddy' wife will make life uninteresting for me

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Romance / Re: 3 Advise For Broke Guys Above 25years Of Age, Habit You Must Stop 2016 by alterswerve(m): 11:32pm On Dec 30, 2015
So we should stop while u continue abi?

Head of Broke Niggas above 25 Association

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I NEED HELP IN MY RELATIONSHIP by alterswerve(m): 11:29pm On Dec 30, 2015
I think her friends are influencing her.

You sef try get her sumfin na, no mata how small. Please. Girls like this are a hard find
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do by alterswerve(m): 6:16am On Dec 29, 2015
I really don't believe that women are hard to understand... Except when what they do can never be analysed i.e brought down to the basics of human needs.
Romance / Re: Dont Date A Man Who Reads!!! by alterswerve(m): 5:14am On Dec 27, 2015
I'll tell you the truth.. You are absolutely correct

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Romance / Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by alterswerve(m): 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2015
I'm silly buh i don't do any of these

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