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RomanceRe: KBKfoundation Exposes Face Of Lady Who Sent Him Nude Pictures by AlvanT(m): 4:39pm On Apr 28, 2018
tosyne2much:
Some people waste their precious time on Nairaland jumping from one thread to another typing up to 400 words just to diss or bring another person down.

If this energy is channeled on Steemit or Fiverr, a write-up that is less than 400 words can even earn them $10
Tell me about it bruh..
RomanceRe: As A Guy, How Do You Handle A Woman Who Is Not Impressed By Money? by AlvanT(m):
greiboy:
I officially launched operation "the ass must be mine"

Henceforth, I will begin to nuture my beard, attend shilow and fast/pray to achieve that goal.
I got mines for grabs...send me your location, I can mail you snips bruh.
RomanceRe: As A Guy, How Do You Handle A Woman Who Is Not Impressed By Money? by AlvanT(m): 2:02pm On Apr 22, 2018
Lalas247:
Grow a beard Shalom...
I have a beard...but still...
CelebritiesRe: Swedish DJ Avicii Dies At 28 by AlvanT(m): 10:53pm On Apr 20, 2018
Qaisar1:
His stuffs where almost unique.

You would argue it is David Guetta's or The One Direction.

Good producer gone!

This is my favourite of his piece.



"The Nights"

Hey, once upon a younger year
When all our shadows disappeared
The animals inside came out to play
Hey, went face to face with all our fears
Learned our lessons through the tears
Made memories we knew would never fade

One day my father—he told me,
"Son, don't let it slip away."
He took me in his arms, I heard him say,

"When you get older
Your wild heart will live for younger days
Think of me if ever you're afraid."

He said, "One day you'll leave this world behind
So live a life you will remember."
My father told me when I was just a child
These are the nights that never die
My father told me...
exactly the lyrics that came across my mind when I heard about his death...rip Avicii
Jobs/VacanciesRe: U.S. Embassy In Nigeria Massive Job Recruitment (30 Positions) by AlvanT(m): 6:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
2.3 milli a year and 40hrs per week, too good to be true.
HealthRe: . by AlvanT(op): 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2018
optm:
why's socializing not much of an option ?
I really don't dig the mentality of people living here.I roll with people that think like me,mostly brought up outside the east environs.Those kind of people are few here bro.
HealthRe: . by AlvanT(op):
Houseofglam7:
You can talk to me.
Thanks
HealthRe: . by AlvanT(op): 8:42am On Apr 19, 2018
SoapQueen:
Get a puppy..You have a concussion from years ago? I hope you are alright.
I don't have time for a canine right now but I do love them very much. Yes I have a concussion as a result of a childhood accident.
HealthRe: . by AlvanT(op): 8:28am On Apr 19, 2018
optm:
hi there, please seek the help of a psychologist. try to engage in activities to keep you busy and u'll hardly have the time for such thoughts. surround urself with positive pple, open up to dear ones on what u re goin tru and do those things that make u happy
I'm busy enough already, another issue I have to deal with is that I grew up in Lagos but settled in the East,I have a hard time adapting to people here because if you don't think and behave like them,you'll be treated like a subclass human. Socialising is not much of an option,and psychologist's services are way pricey nowadays Bro.
HealthRe: . by AlvanT(op): 8:20am On Apr 19, 2018
lalasticlala,seun,mynd44,ishilove.
Health. by AlvanT(op):
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EducationRe: For Students Who Lack Money To Pay Their School Fees by AlvanT(m): 8:05pm On Apr 03, 2018
Oriflame Sweden
RomanceRe: Felt Like Dropping This(pics) by AlvanT(m): 2:50pm On Jan 04, 2018
Dollarship:
Yimu angry angry See ya sagged modaforking bwerz sef
Na lie, e still stand. tongue

CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani & Son Dress Up As 'wonder Woman' & 'iron Man' For His 4th Birthday by AlvanT(m): 8:54am On Jan 03, 2018
batista181:
give am small slap make him cry like the the baby he is see him mama self standing like wan olosho for T Bea wander my ass who even give her the costume
cheesy lol
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani & Son Dress Up As 'wonder Woman' & 'iron Man' For His 4th Birthday by AlvanT(m): 5:48am On Jan 03, 2018
Ironman that the back of his head is exposed is that one Iron man? Iranu

CelebritiesRe: "I'll Date My Biggest Fan" — Billionaires Daughter DJ Cuppy by AlvanT(m): 5:23am On Dec 17, 2017
Miss Rich Kid no offence, is it you've found the fan or your agenda is to date your fan not minding if you like the homie or not or if it even mutualhuh

Like hell I don't know if them bitches date for love no more, damn!!!

RomanceRe: Delta Bride Calls Off Traditional Wedding Just A Day To The Event (Photos) by AlvanT(m): 9:37pm On Dec 16, 2017
So why dafuq didn't she let the groom know on time? Well if it were in the hood it'was gon rain blood, you feel?

CelebritiesRe: See Nude Photos Of German Chancelor Angela Merkel (buhari's Crush) In The 70's by AlvanT(m): 8:18pm On Dec 16, 2017
Them Germans though. Pure breed of them snow flakes. You telling me that old head Bubu's crushing on one? Man's got a taste you know.

PoliticsRe: Gidado Idris Dies & Buried. Atiku Abubakar Attends Burial (Photos) by AlvanT(m):
Ain't no way we country's gon be moving forward if we still have this stretch marks ridden pot bellied greedy modafuckers in Aso Rock, our country's still gon remain in shambles. We need some fresh blood, personality and ideas. My saying don't matter so hell they can turn this damn country upside down like they like f#ck people. But it's non of my buisness anyway.

FoodRe: Which Food Do You Eat When You Are Broke? by AlvanT(m):
Being broke never stopped me from eating good food, I'm sorry about your condition though but when I'm with cash I tend to eat more junk foods...an't no way I'm gonna get my eyes off them shakes, fries and big mac, hell naw. Ya feel?

CelebritiesRe: Lasisi Elenu Real Face Exposed! See Photos by AlvanT(m): 11:51pm On Dec 15, 2017
Arnoldfish:
Theres a difference between "am on IG" and "I have IG"
on my phone. I think you just have IG on your phone
Naw nigga you wrong. Why blame a Hombre for speaking his mind? I don't know the nigga, though his face strikes a cord... I mean the ones on filter, you feel?

Car TalkRe: The Interior Of 2019 Mercedes Benz G Class (Photos) by AlvanT(m): 2:41pm On Dec 15, 2017
IBreakRules:
the imagination was making sense until you crashed everything with the crash statement huh
Reality check ma nigga. I got you right there cheesy

CelebritiesRe: Lasisi Elenu Real Face Exposed! See Photos by AlvanT(m): 9:54am On Dec 15, 2017
I'm on IG, ain't hating but I don't know the nigga though. Ain't lying.

CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Toke Makinwa's Cleavage Photos: "See Wetin Baba Fadeyi Dey Enjoy" by AlvanT(m): 9:48am On Dec 15, 2017
Loyalblak007:
What if it's HELL tongue cheesy
Then I'm gonna roll up some and make the night pretty lit chica.

RomanceRe: Lizzy Oke Curved Husband When He Asked Her Out Before Her Accident by AlvanT(m):
Damn my n!gga had that b!tch by the balls. He literally copped a lame bitch grin

CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Toke Makinwa's Cleavage Photos: "See Wetin Baba Fadeyi Dey Enjoy" by AlvanT(m): 9:11am On Dec 15, 2017
Loyalblak007:
Pretty girl smiley
I'm pretty sure I'm gon write my will before I go down on your boobs, cos ain't no way I'm coming back from that heaven. grin

Car TalkRe: The Interior Of 2019 Mercedes Benz G Class (Photos) by AlvanT(m): 8:56am On Dec 15, 2017
Imagine blasting "me and my girlfriend" by Tupac Shakur with your stereo in this one. With one hand on the steering wheel and the other on her body, with a turbo cruise.




You will crash!!! grin



























But it's a Benz though, so your survival probability is still high though. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Please Lead Me Back To God by AlvanT(m): 3:20pm On Dec 12, 2017
idobolo:
Yea. I know I need help.
There was this guy I told some time ago. He is a pastor of a small church who is desperately in need of members. The first day I attended his church, he made me his assistant. That really discouraged me. I was like how will I just jump from the world to the pulpit? I had to run away from him.
You see I'm not your typical church goer but it doesn't have to be a pastor you have to see, but I'm not the one to give you any advice you might want to hear so I'll slide bruh grin
CelebritiesRe: Naomi Nkechi Emmanuel & Ambrose Amara Traditional Wedding Photos by AlvanT(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2017
The second and last pics though...na joke o lipsrsealed

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Meet This Beautiful Young Lady Who Is A Mechanic (photos) by AlvanT(m): 3:02pm On Dec 12, 2017
No big deal, oh I forgot! I'm in Nigerai, s#!t!

Jokes EtcRe: When You've Been Extremely Single For Too Long (pictures) by AlvanT(m): 2:59pm On Dec 12, 2017
undecided

Christianity EtcRe: Please Lead Me Back To God by AlvanT(m): 2:56pm On Dec 12, 2017
Maybe you have a calling who knows?... talk to someone, you definitely need help from someone with more experience and insight than you do. Good luck bruh.

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