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igborubausa:
what if your maid is not at hand ? then you can not even pee ? or have to pee on your trousers ?

This is an alternate account for whywhyogun,I know! What other contemptuous disposition do you have towards black men aside for sexual gratification?

Minemrys:
a n0rtherner? Holy shit. Am n0t pls.

Slender body,dark skin,maybe tall,you gave that impression.Is there anything wrong with being a Northerner?

DonBobes:
The mention of this uniform brought to mind another fact.
Did u remember what the germans did to jews arrested.
The germans gassed them to death, then skin them and use their skins for heavy jackets which the german officers wore to invade russsia due to the serious cold in russsia. Some they use for good leather boots. They know that the human skin is a good covering against cold if u get me.
Oh u r baffled already

Oh mine! Does that explain why mad scientists are mostly depicted as having German extractions?

Minemrys:
have u checked www.nairaland.com/Minemrys ?

You look like a Northerner,that moustache is a turn off.You look good though,..keep it up,will ya?

DonBobes:
There was a very heavy artillery gun mercedez benz made for the germans back then it was so heavy that if fired then maybe at polish or Hungarian border ( can't remember)it will land close to the red army soldiers formed up for battle. If it didn't kill anybody the place the bomb drops will create a very large crater many feet deep, to the extent that when soldiers where marching for battle that day and they came across the crater created by the bomb a soldier turned turned to his commander & said and i quote " SIR THIS IS SUICIDE SIR"
There was great fear in the minds of the red army back then that they were being sent to their graves.

Don't mess with Benz baby! hahaha

Saintmary:
Stop putting feminists in a box. Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion.

Hey bae,sorry you didn't sense the sarcasm in my comment.I had no intention of generalizing however,drink water okay? lol

bunbit23:
Do you know before know we have introduced wisdom and knowledge before the people. I think the answer you seek is found in wisdom. Wisdom has it to explain. Wisdom ask you to go on with whatever practices you found pleasure on it in awe to the gods and goddess. So far its okay with you, they are okay with it. If not, make a change!

The word masturbation, if am not mistaking is self sex! isn't it?

If it is, then wisdom will ask: do we have sin against oneself?
Mmadu o na_ème onwe ya Ife ojo?

Ife di gi nma dikwa chi gi mma_whatever that pleases you, let it be acceptable to the gods and goddess!

So I mote it be!
( am a priest not a judge)

Gbam!

Fresca:
Hmm see knacking on top acting.... omotola weh done!! show your daughters how to do it! Osheyyy

Nigerian Feminist! I thought feminists don't slut-shame?

I used it up to primary 3 but the shameful aspect is I know the objects in the sentence but can not deduce the sentence as a whole or even read it out.

DonBobes:
It's said that those guys are demons in human form. In the sense that a soldier sees them afar then before picking his rifle to engage the samurais . The soldier's head is on the ground, believe me i never believed this till I went for a thorough research on them, so i found out that even the words they say are more like incantations & invoking the demon to work for them and against the enemies. U won't understand though lemme leave it this way

You don't need to tell me,this warriors were the most dreaded in the whole world in the 18th century.A samurai will make a Spartan soldier look like a joke,this were the most brutal,fearless and deadliest fighting units in the ancient world.If you managed to defeat anyone somehow,they'll disembowel themselves with thier katana as a "purification" ritual to die honorably.Honour meant everything to a Jap.The Samus gave birth to ninjas right?

DonBobes:
U have forgotten that most of the cars we see today were producing heavy guns for the host countries back then E.g
Mitsubishi, mercedez benz, skoda.
When i say heavy I mean HEAVY GUNS

Hahaha you don't need to tell me brother,everyone was involved in the war effort o.Even Ford made airplanes,etc.Did you forget that HUGO BOSS even designed and made Nazi German top officers uniform? Hitler was rocking designers now,Germans were defeated but were respected by the allied forces o lol.

DonBobes:
It was the japs that started the war with usa.
Have u not heard of japanese naval admiral ADMIRAL YAMAMOTO YOSHIMURA. who led the naval onslaught at Pearl Harbor before usa got angry and entered the war. Initially usa was neutral physically but indirectly giving support to the allies through weapons and staffs also any relevant logistics the allies needed.

I know of the Admiral but some conspiracy theorists specultate that the American government were aware of the impeding attack,that the Japs had thier backs against the wall as the US levied sanctions upon sanctions on them.They were the excuse Rosevelt used to get involved in the war,and psychopathic Hitler was stupid enought to declare war on the USA when clearly;they and Japs had a defensive pact.If Hitler chose to ignore the Americans their treaty with the Japs valid since the latter attacked and was not attacked at first.

DALE917:
Hmm

Wawu your DP though...*where is that stupid vaseline? rushes to the bathroom*...see u lera!

Billyonaire:
Of-course yes, I believe a bullet will go through my skin and even end my mortality if shot at a vital organ. Why are we discussing about such issues anyway.

hehehe I thought you were immortal? looks like I'm not the only one thinking like that as well.

vicfuntop:
Thanks

Case closed!!!...

vicfuntop:
Actually I don't find looking like someone a compliment. They are humans, only that they are celebrities. So, sorry I didn't "reply" well. Maybe if you said "you are fine"? I would say something nice

You are fine.

JohnieWalker:
Stop deceiving her....omotola ko Motorola ni

Why did you go to check? Why are you nosy? NLs and checking girl's profile *where's that Zuma photo?* lol

vicfuntop:
Oh. Ok

Say something nice now,are you not familiar with compliments? abi the recession has gotten to your chill level?

vicfuntop:
What happened to my face ?

You look like Chioma Chukwuka and a little bit like Omotola.

vicfuntop:
Your point is

Why do I feel ur a hybrid of Chioma Chukwuka and Omotola pakaged in one? Your face though!

DonBobes:
Have u not heard about how the first six Russian nurses that entered hitler's 13th bunker ransacked his & his girlfriend E.B's belongings because the germans did same in the country months back.

Also the Americans were loosing grounds in jap. It was because the japs resorted to a suicide attack mission they call " kamikaze" this action kept bringing their morale down before they eventually used nuclear abunna on them.

World War II taught me that even though the samurais may be out of fashion but thier ethics were imbibed in the minds of Japanese warriors.Very bloody people,you know of the dreaded Yakuza don't ya?

mysticwarrior:
and that's the same karma that awaits the US for the Hiroshima/Nagasaki atomic bombing, that is why they don't want to hear or see a nuke, but it should be noted that nemesis is inescapable.

My bro I know the world never forgets and some people are still resentful concerning Japan 45'.I believe Truman did all he could to avert using the atomic bomb,after the Manhattan project he warned the Japanese Emperor that America had a weapon that causes destruction like never before.All his fore warning fell on deaf ears as the Japs were determined to fight untill the last man.Truman even printed propaganda flyers and discharged them over Japanese terrain and cities via airplane,it seems it had little effect.Normardy landing had already cost enough Allied and American lives and they had a weapon that could end all that.Even after the nuking the abstinate Japanese Generals with thier Kamikaze ethics planned a cout d'etat to oust the emperor from power when they found out he was preparing his surrender speech.Japs had the most brutal and heartless soldiers in WWII and Truman did what he did to tame the monsters.Stalin felt insecure as he knew what the cowboys were capable of doing to a rabid dog thus setting off the Cold War.I have researched and researched for more than a decade now and I can say it's safe to conclude that the nuking was inevitable,machevelli would say "the end justifies the means",a lot of American and Japanese lives (so they say) were saved by avoiding an all out invasion of Japan.At the time of nuking Hiroshima and Nakasaki had crucial military assembly facilites that were one of the targets i.e mitsubushi company.The civilian deaths are what we refer in the military as "collateral damage" shameful.

DonBobes:
Attacks from east and west simultaneously no be beans

Same Karma happened to Germany,when them get themselves na after the fall of the Berlin wall lol.

DonBobes:
Jesus I can't remember y he foolishly attacked russsia but hitler as being disturbing russsia ever since d two were at loggerheads.
In the beginning of ww2, dey both attacked POLAND.
Have u heard the phrase before "after two days of consecutive bombings warsaw saw war I can't remember though the attack on poland did not last 2 weeks before poland surrendered

Poland really did pull a nice defensive attempt after being abandoned by Britain and France but they were not match for the Germans and The Red Army.

Park01:
I know all the contestants then, apart from the guy you mentioned, Viz and the 1st run-up. facially none of them worth the title even your so called fynestboi. I campaigned and voted for him.

hahahaha Mr Nairaland is all about fame cos I checked through thier profile,Viz is a good lad and full of humour,the NL female basher like tosyn.

MrMystrO:
Hitler Declaring War Against America!! Mynd44 Lalasticlala

One of the worst military decisions ever taken in the last century.He literally signed his own death warrant.

Park01:
Check, don't you think you might be quoting the wrong person?

I don't know o but search for the guy he contested for Mr Nairaland last year,infact all 3 of them.I was a guest then.Fynestboi won I think.

Francis95:
They are fine tho.....buh not cuter than me

You see my bro,cute guys don't blow thier trumpet,others do the talking for them.I hardly see any drop dead handsome guy making threads about his looks.

Park01:
Emboldened..... where's your children bro?


Eldaillest is cool, the nigga you mentioned below doesn't worth it.

The last guy changed his DP,I'm not sure that's him.What do you meant by my children,how?

Mr Bunbit23 your last comment on a post brought me to check out your profile,hope you don't mind me commenting here? so what are the spiritual cons of masturbation since you only listed sex here?

smartty68:
So as you big like this you still the barb small pikin hairstyle ni

To be very honest with you guys I only know 2 most handsome guys on Nairaland and they are www.nairaland.com/eldaillest and another romancelander I can't recall his moniker,OP you try,at least you're in the category of fynestboi and his likes,www.nairaland.com/ichommy still try.No be all these wannabe nigg*s.

Finally the patient dog indeed got a fat bone this time.Kudos NOUN Admin! Those men of little faith and those that never failed to ridicule NOUN students every now and then,HOW MARKET?.