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IkediEbubes:
All these ipobs on nairaland are cursed. You create a thread and start insulting afonja people, when they enter your useless thread to retaliate then you start crying that they hate you. Why cant you just enjoy your useless thread in peace.

Who are the Afonja people?

Sarassin:
Hello there,
When you do a prolonged recitation of the mantra with feeling and intent you enter an enhanced state of awareness. This is why you feel the air around you. You are at the first stage of a transcendental experience referred to as “Mantra Siddhi”.

When you recite the mantra longer you will begin to experience the atmosphere seemingly drawing you up, a feeling of lightness, you thus enter a state of grace.

Your vibrations are the gradations or frequency at which you can experience transcendence. You can increase these through meditative practice combined with the use of Mantras.

Hello bro,aside from the "OM NAMAHA SHIVAYA" mantra you prescribed for confidence,which do you prescribe for protection and goodluck.And oh! to increase vibrations too,the ones I saw on google wasn't that convincing and too long to memorize.(it's quite tiresome reading mantras from your phone when you want to meditate) Thank you.

Balobest:
Hahaahahaha... Nice curving bro... Na David villa I think say get finesse pass; but urs, I duff ma kangol.

Son of man,greetings to you,thou posess the likeliness of a noble fellow,may thy harvest be bountiful,may thy fields be ever green and fruitful shall be thy vines,fresh wine shall fill your goblets and pure virgins for your bedding.Your children sons shalls wax strong like olives in midyear and may thy household be uplifted,your enemies shall fall by the arrows and caught in snares.Detest not my actions,seeth them not with scorn and disdain for I maketh my vow to my heart throb.

Ishilove:
What vow?

My lady pardon my loathsome spirit,I fear thy capricious person,I shall cherish thee from afar till the end of my days,excuse my unworthiness for professing behind the curtain,I pray thou knowest my cause someday.Fare thee well my darling and sweetheart,God blessings upon thee.

[quote author=Ishilove post=56742336][/quote]You knowest of the brethren from the far east my lady? There shall I take thee,if thou wishest to dwell,in the himalayas I'll make an abode,where we witness the meteors and the starry nights and watch the Sun bathe in the horizon over the Ocean my Dear.I'll be your Samurai and you'll be my geisha wearing the finest kimono from the pricey silk of the middle east and softest velvet of the old mongol empire.

Ishilove:
When you're ready to tell me your other username let me know. Mscheeeeeeeew

My love depart not from me for I shall get weary and unwell,my precious one,my gem,I have kept my utmost composure waiting for this day,if thou bereave me of it I might join my fathers devoid of expectation... I don't mean to keep thee in antsy but if need be I unmask myself,I shall do so only if thou takest a vow my lady.

Nwakaumu:
stop that your "i'm igbo" line It is has become stale.even if you re igbo, it does not stop you from being Efulefu,more over igbos from imo state tend be be sellouts,just like Rochas is Igbo too.and again who told you that igbo are looking for sympathy in Nigeria;the only thing they ve asked for is to be left alone that unity is not by force.you are the one that are sounding weak by begging to be united by someone who does not want you,hence must ve yoruba blood in your lineage cos weakness and cowardice is painted all over your comments.onye mgbu na amara ife ana ako.

After all these ranting you just cower behind the scene and do nothing,you hate your Imo brothers yet you seek for Biafra,I'm sorry for you...You don't wish for the actualization of the sovereign state of Biafra more than I do but there are some things that need to be put in place...this is my opinion and yes I'm an Ipob member and I make my donations do you? I saw the way FFK and Fayose showed solidarity for Mazi Nnamdi Kanu on the day of his release I was moved to tears.I grew up in Lagos and there are some Yoruba folks I know that can do what no Igbo man can do for me,some even support Biafra which you'll find hard to believe,call me emulefe or whatever but let Chukwuabia and our conscience be a righteous judge,hate won't get you anywhere,i'm a proud sellout!Long live Ndigbo,udo ga achi!

SO MOTE IT BE!

Donbigi2:
I keep one gf, and she is pretty clean soo, Idk

Wow wow wow nice one bruh! I do wish I have one,though she's not in town so you know...

PharmaGirl:


smh

Steer clear and harken to my voice as I declare my unyielding affection to my sweetheart.Hear Ye Maidens!Hear Ye Maidens! I shall have no carnal knowledge of you fledging ones for my empress is at nigh.God blessings and fare thee well.

Ishilove:
Friedplantain, you Weldone o

Nay my lady...I knoweth not this man thou speaketh of,is he my adversary that I smite him and win your heart? Does he cause you discomfort my Dear?

Ishilove:
My friend tell me your alt jor

The time is not ripe my lady,after many fortnights after crickets chirps and the cock crows.Then shall my lady knoweth which House my humble self stem from.Do not be disquieted fair one for thy lord seekest not to dismay thee with my unheralded presence.Hush my darling hush!

Donbigi2:
Can you tell em to freshen up before sex?

Bruh even if you percieve the odour before freshening your morale go cut sef.Nothing like clean girls.

dangotesmummy:
get thee behind me devil and his agents. In the name of Jesus I command you child of darkness to get thee behind me

Aaaaarghaaaaaaarghaaaaaaraagh,help I'm burning,I'm burning!!!help me!!!













mtcheeeew

Ishilove:
Lol. You are so familiar.

Let me guess: you one of these deactivated users-

Friedplantain
Brokoto
Blackpen15
BushyVajina

Which one are you?

Oh my fair lady harken to my mellow voice,I'm neither of these ignoble men sent to the gallows.I come from yonder,the land of men with brute strength but thinketh me not a lecher,for verily I say unto thee my fortitude is for only thy satisfaction in privy.I doest as you wish my lady.

HungerBAD:
Hmmm Ishilove abeg who be this John Legend?

My nigg stay out! Your boy's on a fishing expedition wish me 'jolly goodluck!'.

Ishilove:

Oh Ishilove do not sully my virtuous desires,do not quench my passion as I bask in your aura and accept this pulchritudinous tunes,ken them not as satires.I beseech thee!Behold!!!I fall before thee like sand dunes after a storm,lo do not be dismayed for under Cupid's arrow have my same been slain.

Ishilove:
He admitted that he was a 'demon pikin' before God arrested him

Ishilove OMG! Is that really you? Oh I've crossed seven mountains and seven seas,vicious beasts have I slain yet not a speck of blood on my shining armor.Ishi my love I've written thousands of poems and written prose of your inexplicable grandeur and unwavering charisma,my goddess and mistress.I grovel at your feet,I abase my status and deflate my ego to exalt and worship you.Oh Ishilove,you no dey moderate again why na?

Nwakaumu:
mr man better shove that your unity down your ass.you seem to ve yoruba blood in you,because you people are so predictable,unity beggers.

My man I'm a full blooded Igbo man from Imo State.Listen let me tell you action speaks louder than words it's a pity the only strength an average Igbo man has now is sympathy.Sympathy is weakness if you think you know the game very well how come a core Igbo man have never tasted that seat? You need to wake up,just 4 south east state is nothing compared to the 19 states of the North.Y'all fight the right cause with the wrong approach,iche na ima ihe,onwere ihe ima.

Respect55:
I still stand my ground that the allow theirselves to be used in the first place. U don't swallow all u r taught hook and sinker. That's Why we are rational beings. There will always be grounds for thought after bn taught.

My guy my definition of intelligence is the 'measure of curiosity'...atheism is on the rise in Nigeria because things are falling apart,the so called church cannot quench the thirst of our youth nowadays,so they're seeking answers elsewhere.It was in my quest for the truth that I knew that Religion personified God,the Universal law is love which Jesus commanded "love your neighbor as yourself".The cosmic God does not give a damn how you leave your life,just do good to your fellow man and let love lead the way.Be careful of anyone telling you "God wants this or that"..."Satan wants this or that",check well it is them that actually want it,man can manifest himself either as God or Devil because they are both different sides of the same coin.You get my drift?

Smellymouth:
Anikulapo Kuti Anikulapo Kuti/ Everyday na like my birthday/ Talk’ about the government na like my duty/ Fornication and adultery; omo na big sin/ That’s why you see me getting married to any kind of shordy wey I give deek/ Am simply that special type of guy lati’Abeokuta/ Always wanna try new things; I dey push strings; like I dey play guitar/ Typical African, wey go study music for London, instead of Medicine/ I gat two things on just my mic and my panties...
Respect to Dremo...

Oluwa Babanla Montana...that guy is fire.

Smellymouth:
Anikulapo Kuti Anikulapo Kuti/ Everyday na like my birthday/ Talk’ about the government na like my duty/ Fornication and adultery; omo na big sin/ That’s why you see me getting married to any kind of shordy wey I give deek/ Am simply that special type of guy lati’Abeokuta/ Always wanna try new things; I dey push strings; like I dey play guitar/ Typical African, wey go study music for London, instead of Medicine/ I gat two things on just my mic and my panties...
Respect to Dremo...

Oluwa Babanla Montana...that guy is fire.

Smellymouth:
Music is the WEAPON!!!

Music is the weapon of the FUTURE..

Two hands in the air like say he yawa with olopa. :O

dangotesmummy:
sex is a beautiful gift by God. Promiscuity and sexual recklessness is a sexual deviation originated from the pit of hell

Any time God creates something beautiful, the devil must create a counterfeit or abuse it

Shut up!!! You speak with confidence as if you've seen the devil before,what if he's not as evil as Christianity portrays him,devil have suffer.If Buhari mess na devil,mtcheew.

crackhouse:
Does it kill or feed on humans.

I don't think so highly intelligent animals don't seem to harm humans unlike thier ferocious counterparts.

enigma2007:
Ahan! I grew up around Palmgrove axis and there are lots of people that speaks the language around here..

To learn it is easy, you need friends that are fluent and not shy to speak the language in public (Some misguided people think that its uncool to speak your native language in public).. I speak my language anywhere and encourage people to speak them to my kids.

You might need to visit the markets once in while to relate with those traders. Then practice, practice practice.. people are gonna laugh and some will correct you to make you speak it better. Personally, i laugh and correct.

Thank you jaare but I was not allowed outside like other kids,it shaped me into an introvert (goddamnn). I'll learn the language surely shey na naija wey we dey nw? was born and probably will die here so I'm not in a hurry atal.

Respect55:
Even as we haven't discovered all that is to be discovered, I would suggest we don't limit this to biological beings alone

I understand even if you should take it to the physical and abstract side,man saw,came and conquered! E.g no animal is yet to replicate the use of fire since man did thousands of years ago,the closest animals to man in utilizing tools are the chimpanzees which what they've done so far is using tree twigs to eat ants.Let's go to physics and phylosophy,one might ask what is the source of all knowledge? Galilee Galileo said education is not teaching a man new things rather than discovering it WITHIN themselves,here the MIND comes in,for hundreds of years apples have been falling from trees but Newton discovered it WITHIN himself that there must be a reason that fateful apple fell on his head...he discovered gravity,whatever universal law or invention that be,know that one discovered will be a stepping stone to other discoveries,e.g glider,aeroplane,jet plane,rockets,etc.It has always been within man and from inside man this thoughts and discoveries are made.One may not finish his discovery/law in his lifetime and others might carry on his legacy e.g Charles Barbage,Newton,etc.So in all man has/will conquer in all fields biological,physical and abstract.

Respect55:
To come back home, I have no problem with them but their followers /customers

Ignorance breeds fear which in turn breeds hate,ignorance is a fertile ground for insecurity,it waters the ego on the contrary knowledge breeds light,love,tolerance and understanding.Haven't you wondered why our top religious leaders wine and dine together,e.g christian and islamic clerics,okay you watch on the news about how Pope Francis frequents the middle east but we can't say the same for our grassroot religious institution members,go to the core North and scream "Jesus is Lord" and risk being stoned to death.The more people are exposed to the truth they become less uncertain and hostile.If this top tier leaders can expose thier flock to the truth and not use them as pawns for control.

Respect55:
Man doesn't have dominion over all living things in the world. Dey are still some creatures and events that we have no idea of their unfolding not to talk of dominating dem

biological things/being and not events I mean,so which creature have man not known how to subdue or control?

DALE917:
Lol
I'll be 18 by september
And no worries, my school is doing very fine with the training

Awww if you say so.

Respect55:
Really? How come we don't do extraordinary things as gods

Because you've not discovered how...think of it,do you think it's by chance man has dominion over all living things in the world? If your talking about the metaphysical aspect yes it is possible! Just know that it's kept a secret as an object of control from the powers that be,men can perform miracles,healing,telekinesis,telepathy,etc all this are skills that need proper patience and time to develop.

Akiintom:
The question that you have still not answered is, if God idea is beyond human comprehension, how then did you discover God?

True!

Respect55:
We all know that no man is ever willing to give in his best where his interest is not involved. Most religious leaders have actually drawn people away from God to their selves because of what they start d to gain. They find it hard to dig deep into the World to find answers to spiritual hunger that Christians are faced with such as the one we are analysing here. They just tell us we should refrain from them.

They'll surely answer for it someday,"knowledge is power" they say,have this knowledge and bathe people in ignorance they'll surely depend on you for the rest of thier lives.They don't want thier members to know what they know,no wonder in some churches prayer warriors can't even heal the sick except the pastor himself.They'll answer to this,as we have learnt we must pass on what we know cos every spiritual gift misused we'll answer for it.