₦airaland Forum

IamKashyBaby:


ItsJude, ur gf is here ooo

Isnt that this is the same girl u showed me yesterday with a caption *MY SLAY QUEEN ON HER HOT PINK* ?

Your DP though,why do I have this feeling you were so high that even the filters couldn't cover it?? reduce the bashing in advance! Thanks!

sexybbstar:
Someone should help me to look for my football kit. I think it got lost when I was coming to this world.

No offense mami but with an as:s like that? You'll make a niiicceee stripper!!!

Kendroid:
I think by now, he should already been used to having Huge cash around.

C'mon the guy wasn't even born in Nigeria. He should have been a step ahead of these Niqqaz he is competing.

The thing just weak me wella my brother! Money does not define anybody at all!

Homeboiy:
See this op

U miss villa toscana Enugu


abeggi

Even La Creste is far better than Xtreme Lounge in terms of comfort,Xtreme lacks space and thier club is always hot as hell.Nice bouncers,delicacies and girls.They just lack space,not even for parking.haba now! I just pity the guy that owns Orange Room his Enugu branch was shut down due to some violence I heard.Still looking a club to burn my 11 million like Mr.Hush--.

misspineapple:
I dnt no..Bt den,dey said i used to cry abt almost everytin...A real crybaby

Like my elder sis,maybe crybabies thought they could communicate via crying,they didn't know humans had lost thier primordial abilites as telepaths.I believe babies can communicate with themselves without verbal speeches or gestures.

Kendroid:
All my life, i haven't seen any kid from a rich home who behaves as childish as dis Nigga!!

Stupidity fall on u

Asin ehh!! I have seen o,just they're few! All these shouldn't be anything to them now haha!

omobabalawo:
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Baba please measure out 2 plots make I take arrange my bungalow here sharp sharp!!! You know with snake Lala is possible.

MissRaine69:
Did you read what I wrote or you just seek to stereotype and just be angry at females in general?
If she does fit the stereotype you harp on about
She would be asking for something by now.
Just because some women have bleeped up your view of relationshps don't assume all are shallow.
You are what's wrong

Nah! Drink water! I said most,you're the one being stereotypical,I know you took offense cos you sensed you might be in the category of girls I stated.Any logical argument would & should be ensued with most,some,etc pending on the scale to avoid generalisation Sister,ndo o? Oya drink water again!

misspineapple:
Lol..b4 nko..Bt dem say na cry i go dey cry frm start to finish.

Chai! The geh don grow! what made you cry? physical pain or emotional?

MissRaine69:
For instance:
I was thinking of Watching some movies this weekend what would you recommend? What movies do you like?
There is a new place on such and such street that opened could we try it some time...
This new song by so and so speaks to me , what song does it for you?
Now this could be tricky - some women don't read books so asking about fav authors could be tricky .

Finally compliment her in a non sexual way .... this colour looks really good on you ( any colour looks good on black women by the way most don't know this)

Talk about her smile , her laughter, her ambitions her fears her goals , what inspires her what motivates her
When you are starting to know someone the art of listening and observing is valuable. Just don't behave like it's a Q&A session
Best of luck to you

Your advise is not suitable for a typical Nigerian or Lagos girl especially one of Igbo extract.Majority of girls here will fall of either a playboy,rich guy,intelligent,(rare,mostly in school) or drop dead handsome (they'll loose interest in you're boring and don't initiate sex).The typical relationship criteria is becoming outdated for a most Nigerian girls.

hanassholesolo:
Haven't shown any sign though, apart from posting on this forum.

Bro judging from your moniker, Hansolo is a protagonist from the Star Wars franchise and geeks from all around the world love the movies (with Star Trek).In conclusion either you're a geek or a nerd,I detected it cos that's what I am...we come alive on the net and pour out our "dark side" and let all hell loose because we are surrounded by societies that don't understand our nature as introverts.I learnt this the hard way and I'm telling you 'be yourself',we don't chase ladies and when we love,we love truly.Most ladies don't like dating gentlemen cos they see us as "boring",like someone said earlier what will be will be.I've not been in any meaningful relationship most of my life except for some long distance that dosen't involve sex,I'm not gay but I'm telling relationship is not meant for everyone.Calm yourself that girl will be your's someday if you TRULY want her just be yourself,accept who you are,things we fall in place.

barallanee:
... ..u jux scared me o

You need to be!

barallanee:
him no fit say hello den Na to do dat one

See! I ain't shy like OP,imma tell it to your face dat I like your boobies and imma bury my Bleep|ng face in it till I pass the hell out!!!

Ishilove:
I will always love you. I hope it works out in our next life

Awww I'm sure it will,you'll reincarnate as my momma ,so I'll love you unconditionally even with no romance attached.

franzis:
Go to the primary school you finished from

Is this normal? I am through with primary school since 12 years now and the Lagos state govt. have not yet issued our first school leaving.Anytime we head back we'll be fed with "it's not ready yet"...what's going on?

NwaAmaikpe:

How much is this space? Fence it I'm coming lemme go and withdraw some money.Ewu!

misspineapple:
ok

Dem baff you like dis??

Elmojiid:
drink water, be good and always mind ur business, i wish u wat u wish me lil bro and dnt be rude to elder....take time.

Egbon no vex ni...I woke up on the wrong side of the bed...Twale baba!.

Elmojiid:
see them biafra wan spoil my city for me..awon weere a to ko wa ba ile je

Hope Biafra headache will not kill you! Oloshi buruku.They are getting more popularity if we talk about them.Ipod yoots shouldn't be a topic of concern anymore.Inamin?

igborubausa:
when I was in Lagos airport few years ago, I was called "sister" by a black man from behind. I felt confused , and I looked back . when our eyes contacted, he felt somehow embarrassed.

I used my eyes to ask him what is the matter ? he gesticulated that , I lagged my luggage behind.

I have never been called sister in my country. we don't use this title. it sounds weird, especially it is from a mouth from another race.

maybe at that moment, he wanted to show some gallantry , or he was over-excited to take a plane. so, he was totally carefree, and called a woman , whom on ordinary circumstance he would never address with "sis" , "sis".

if he knows what you guys know of me , he will shudder to cringe, instead of calling a strange white woman sister, or a white man brother.

Sister abeg wetin we go call you? "madam/madame","miss",etc? as primitive folks wey we be...Iranu!

knowhowk:
Drinking Water first thing in the Morning does your Kidney Lots of Good.

Bros my belly is hot tempered,drinking water first tin in d morning without pacifying it first with some appetizers will risk it throwing some tantrums.He that knows his body let him heed.Die na die,we go still die anyday anytime.

Irony of the century!!! Reminds me in GTA:San Andreas when I'll invade a police station and wreck some havoc.lol

Mariinee:
Hehehehe..Izzit a crime?

It iz not o...donminme joor,it's just that your're brighter than the future of Nigeria 4rm d look of tinz...innamin?

Mariinee:
Hahaha..savage art thou
But wait,what the hell is yung6ix and what does he do for a living?

See as you fair reach,I had to go back to wear sunglasses to view your photo.

[quote author=lhawarl1post=58139548]how do you even enjoy browsing on the dorado-wap browser? I hate the browser more than my shit[/quote]I hate the browser pass devil sef! My friend who's a tech guy installed an old version of opera mini for me,it's stone age right now bro...no auto correct,no uploading of photos(only with wifi),no what's app,messenger,IG,etc. If you're typing a looong story the phone will restart and you'll curse till you pass out! Sometimes I'll just be wondering why my life is like this lol

sonofLuci:
Upload your pic lets see first. If you are fine

What if she's fine so you'll take her in and destroy here cervical passage abi? We know you!! make you no jam karashika one day bros!!.

ikkie:
I need an apartment at lekki, anyone that can be of help

Squat or rent sis?

lhawarl1:
you can download from youtube if you can watch it

You are not even understanding,do you know of Itel5020? Do you know how condition made n.iggas to be using that grade of Java phone? My almighty iPhone 6 fell on the floor and since then has not been recieving network signal to call or browse except through wifi...I'm yet to buy a reuter modem but the owu dey come off and on.Anyone with a good smartphone might not know the value of what he/she has right now cos phone cost wella,but I've learnt alot being partially offline for days now...sh!t is a huge distraction!

Chili89:
GST 301 is e-exam, kindly get the time-table to that effect. As for PCR I have no idea.
#blessup

any idea concerning ECO356 and ECO342 bro?.

24hourNigeriane:
This night N25 for 500mb you can't get it

Some people here are still using java phone,you guys should have mercy now,haba.

Flexherbal:
Na all parts of the country ooo

Haba!

Slimchase:
Am breaking apart, Sleep refuse to come.......
The whole ugly scenario kept ringing back in my sub-conscious memory.

I just parked my caterpillar ( Pathfinder Jeep) by the roadside opposite St. Christopher Private Security Office along Presidential road after Onu-Asata roundabout where I went to make inquiry for a private security for my compound.


All of a sudden, directly opposite me, Just like in the movie. They blocked the Keke (Tricycle ) that was carrying the young harmless guy with their grey colour Toyota Corolla.
The guy immediately jump down from the Keke and made attempt to run with the bag he was carrying at his back (I guess he didn't have the chance to remove the bag and drop for them).
The HEAVILY ARMED gunmen were four inside the Toyota Corolla. One of them jumped down and gave the guy 2 shots at his back at a very close range.

The guy fell down and he dropped his Ak47 Loaded with double magazines by his side while struggling to remove the bag the harmless guy was carrying.
He then shouted at one of his colleagues who jumped down too from the back seat of their Toyota Corolla with his own Ak47 "Why u dey look me like that, Come collect this bag let's go !!!!

But b4 his colleague could come to him, he has already succeeded in removing the guy's bag and he picked up his gun and the quietly walk to their car and waited for the driver to open the central lock b4 they entered and quietly drove off towards Stadium.
I was still watching them as they stopped and waited for traffic light to pass them along side other vehicles.

I and my brother was pinned and hypnotized to standstill like a statue as we watch the whole scenario.
When I rushed to the guy after they left, he was bleeding so badly b4 he was rushed to the hospital.

Now.......
I blame myself for not been able to save the harmless guy.

I blame myself for not diving at the gun as he dropped it by the side while struggling to get the guy's bag.

I blame myself for not entering my car and heavily ram into their Toyota Corolla car with the 2 occupants.

The most suprised thing is that the ugly incident happened as I was telling my brother about the dream I dreamt last night where I gave a thief that was trying to buggle my car a very hot and wide chase. I couldn't conclude my story and the bitter action started LIVE.
#ALMIGHTY GOD please Save your Children.

Bros one cannot sleep with both eyes closed in Enugu since last year,I dunno what's happening o...I was just chillin,treating myself with the Indomie and egg combo at Otigba junction before it was closed all of a sudden bullets were raining upandan...omo see run! I no look back until I don run reach fire service side,the kind insecurity plaguing Enugu now no be here o.Are we back in the days of Chimaroke Nnamani?