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PoliticsRe: 10 Very Annoying Statements Made By Our "Leaders" Since 2011 by Alvelt14(m): 9:31am On Nov 22, 2014
GEJ BH our brothers

Lmao
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by Alvelt14(m): 9:28am On Nov 22, 2014
Pennyways:
you are not serious, that means when you visit p/harcourt you can't travel with our Ameachi monorail
I don't know anything about Amaechi monorail but if it has height, the pressure of falling start coming into my mind.
there was even a day my friend and i was talking, so d topic diverted into something like dis, he asked me won't i travel by air if i have a chance?, i replied going inside d plane, all i will be thinking is am dead, throughout d journey i will sleep off
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by Alvelt14(m): 9:08am On Nov 22, 2014
lalasticlala:
For real?
I mean it so tey
HealthRe: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by Alvelt14(m): 9:06am On Nov 22, 2014
I just dey take pity dey luk mama @50+ take garri
Garri wey get little/no nutritinal value
Christianity EtcRe: Where Else Will I Run To? by Alvelt14(m): 9:01am On Nov 22, 2014
lastchild:
our cases are 2 different things,if you can read my diary you'll understand me more

I was also more like an atheist,didn't believe in dreams till it started manifesting physically,I still didn't believe till she proved herself beyond a reasonable doubt
Never mind
A yoruba adage will say eniti o so wipe ko si aye, aye koti ri aye lara eni naa meaning anybody that says spiritual things doesn't exist, those spiritual stuff haven't had time for that person.
God i believe your story die
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities And Their Greatest Phobias by Alvelt14(m): 8:45am On Nov 22, 2014
I have a phobia for height, i can never live in a storey building
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Much Will U Make If The Last 7 Digits Of Your Phone Number Was Your Salary?? by Alvelt14(m): 4:53pm On Nov 21, 2014
My last 7 digit number is
7810455

hmm!
RomanceRe: Is She Worth Marrying??? by Alvelt14(m): 11:58am On Nov 20, 2014
Marry her and enter one chance
RomanceRe: Signs That You Are In The Friend Zone And You Dont Even Know It! by Alvelt14(m): 10:33am On Nov 20, 2014
Au on earth will a guy allow himself to be friendzoned?. well most of dem are d shy and intovert always being nice to a girl.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy And Introvert Guy. by Alvelt14(m): 10:27am On Nov 20, 2014
Dey don't drink alcohol nor smoke buh like partying too oo
SportsRe: Reactions Of South Africans To Their Result Againt Nigeria by Alvelt14(m): 11:10pm On Nov 19, 2014
I blame only GEJ for dis yabbing, i no know wetin concern him wit football matter wen he get plenty things in hand.
I remember am happy hearing dey don sack keshi, just to hear he has resume work again.
Au do u expect d person dat said WE nt a serious footballing nation qualify us for a competition.
CelebritiesRe: Is Tuface Idibia Truly Dead??? by Alvelt14(m): 5:55pm On Nov 19, 2014
wetin be dis one again
RomanceRe: To The Guys by Alvelt14(m): 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2014
capital letter NO
CelebritiesRe: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by Alvelt14(m): 5:11pm On Nov 17, 2014
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If A Girl You Tried To Toast Slapped You In Public by Alvelt14(m): 5:03pm On Nov 17, 2014
i don't woo gals
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Can't Answer This! by Alvelt14(m): 4:55pm On Nov 17, 2014
no doubt 54
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Chances Of A Liar Not Stealing ? by Alvelt14(m): 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2014
englishmart:
I've never lied in my entire life. And I shall never lie. So help me God
wonderful
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Chances Of A Liar Not Stealing ? by Alvelt14(m): 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2014
zero percent,as yoruba adage says eniti oba paro ma jale
PoliticsRe: Pics: Leiutenant Killed By Boko Haram During Attempt To Recapture Chibok Today by Alvelt14(m): 4:42pm On Nov 17, 2014
au i wish i am also a soldier
Foreign AffairsRe: NAK3D! Female Kenyan Presidential Candidate Poses Unclad To Get More Support. by Alvelt14(m): 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2014
infact u are already on da post

keep it up
EducationRe: Who Is The Founder Of Nairaland by Alvelt14(m): 4:32pm On Nov 17, 2014
jamb number 38 question
answer = seun osewa
Music/RadioRe: . by Alvelt14(op): 4:25pm On Nov 17, 2014
Merlissa:
[Intro]
Oh Yeaah..... ah ah ah...
Is ah big dance hall song in know
Madzart alongside Kevin Lyttle
You know how it is, you know how we go
You know

[Verse 1]
For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you're wining on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me (Yea - hey- ai)
But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home........
You're going home with me tonight

[Chorus]
SO LET ME HOLD YOU
GIRL CARESS MY BODY
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON....
LET ME JAM YOU
GIRL WINE ALL AROUND ME
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON........

[Madzart Rap]
The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think madd man nah go fight
Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea Yeah
Ooh Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea........

[Verse 2]
One hand on the ground & Bumper cock sky high
Wining hard on me
Got the Python
Hollerin' for mercy - Yea hey - ai
Then I whisper in her ear So wine harder
And then she said to me
Boy just push that thing
Push it harder back on me

[Chorus]
SO LET ME HOLD YOU
GIRL CARESS MY BODY
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON....
LET ME JAM YOU
GIRL WINE ALL AROUND ME
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON........

[Bridge x2]
Girl Just Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Squeeze Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me

[Madzart Rap]
The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think madd man nah go fight
Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea
Ooh Yea Yea Yeah
Ooh Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea........

[Verse 3]
For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you're wining on me
Pushing everything
Right back on top of me (Yea - hey- ai)
But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home........
You're going home with me tonight

[Chorus]
LET ME HOLD YOU
GIRL CARESS MY BODY
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON....
LET ME JAM YOU
GIRL WINE ALL AROUND ME
YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU
-TURN ME ON
-TURN ME ON........

[Bridge]
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Kiss & Caress Me
Hug Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me, Squeeze Me
Hug Me, Girl, Kiss & Caress Me
I hail ooo, just exactly
EducationRe: Gunmen Reportedly Attack Secondary School In Niger State by Alvelt14(m): 4:19pm On Nov 17, 2014
Now, ECOWAS say they want to make
him the Vice chairman of ECOWAS buh
Chairman of
ECOWAS
said Noo that they should made
him the Chairman at once, that he's not
ready to
die.
Please, What's the name of the MAN
[/quote

LMAO

GEJ
Music/Radio. by Alvelt14(op):
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RomanceRe: This What My Oga Daughter Is Asking Me To Do (18+ Pic Inside) by Alvelt14(m): 3:41pm On Nov 17, 2014
i hope u are using ur medicine as usual
GamingRe: PES 15 Fan Thread by Alvelt14(m): 3:23pm On Nov 17, 2014
fantastic graphic, pes always been da best





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