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Health › Re: 5 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Guys Have Body Odour by AlwaysUltraPad: 6:49pm On Jun 06, 2017
Aderola15:
Durhhh. Ion care, didn't even read the content of the thread. The title alone is enough for me to gloat over. grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
grin grin grin grin


Na una sabi. All those girls that have signature smell from their hair are the ones to blame.
Crime › Re: Two Men Arrested For Kidnapping Chief Imam On His Way To The Mosque In Kogi by AlwaysUltraPad: 6:46pm On Jun 06, 2017
Kebreal92:
They have the guts to Kidnap My Imam. a man above 90years. I knew nemesis would catch up with them. Heartless guys everywhere.
That's the old Man
imam of where is this ?
Crime › Re: Two Men Arrested For Kidnapping Chief Imam On His Way To The Mosque In Kogi by AlwaysUltraPad: 2:24pm On Jun 06, 2017
Pope22:
Iman?

I wish there was a space for me to faint, all the same let me faint while standing.
grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba And Adesua Etomi Funny Photo: After Spending, She Says She's On Period by AlwaysUltraPad: 2:21pm On Jun 06, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Only nigerian guys have this silly mentality that once they spend on one date a gal must spread her legs
how many places have you visited before?
Health › Re: 5 Reasons Why Most Nigerian Guys Have Body Odour by AlwaysUltraPad: 2:19pm On Jun 06, 2017
Aderola15:
Hahahaha grin cheesy grin


They wee nor like this. tongue
the moment he made reference to a girl, I knew he was lying. I don't want to sound offensive, but girls haven't helped the situation.




Too many smellos
Politics › Re: Odumegwu Ojukwu And Yakubu Gowon Smile Together In 2010 Throwback Photo by AlwaysUltraPad: 1:01pm On Jun 06, 2017
kingzizzy:
Ojukwu must have had a heart bigger than.the moon. To welcome a man who killed over 3 million of your breathren into your house is not something everyone can do.

Ojukwu must have had a very forgiven heart.
200, 000 people no even die for that war. Syria of close to 6 years, how many people die? And this one is happening in the whole country.
Celebrities › Re: "You Only Love My Elder Sister, Isabella": 2face's Youngest Daughter Tells Annie by AlwaysUltraPad: 12:42pm On Jun 06, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Lol that explains
yeah! cool
Celebrities › Re: "You Only Love My Elder Sister, Isabella": 2face's Youngest Daughter Tells Annie by AlwaysUltraPad: 11:02am On Jun 06, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
2face just vomiting his carbon copys
Since he's fond of dipping his manhood in every hole without protection, to avoid post birth controversy, God made all of them to look like him.
Sports › Re: Cheick Tiote's Last Words To His Friend Before His Tragic Death by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:58am On Jun 06, 2017
dee02:
Idio.....t, STFU, you ignorant toad!
this post just made my day.
Celebrities › Re: Sista Afia Steps Out Braless To An Event (Photos) by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:45am On Jun 06, 2017
Nonsense
Sports › Re: Late Sheik Tiote: 7 Things You Did Not Know About The Late Footballer (photos) by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:37am On Jun 06, 2017
124mumsy:
for what shall it profit a man for him to gain the whole world and loss is soul? goggle bablo escoba
how did he lose his soul? In which part of the body is the soul located?
Sports › Re: Late Sheik Tiote: 7 Things You Did Not Know About The Late Footballer (photos) by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:35am On Jun 06, 2017
ajalawole:
U dey fast and u dey go training. Naso one Bukola saraki babies player die during training, some Muslim no go get sense Walahi. Them just like to dey take everything serious. Some gan self will start smoking after breaking fasting, and they call it holy month of Ramadan sad
the one that died in ilorin also died during fasting right?

All the players that have slumped and died are all muslims and died during fasting. Samuel okwaraji and mac-Vivien foe were all muslims too.
Politics › Re: Aso Rock Cabal Moves To London To Create Constitutional Crisis - SaharaReporters by AlwaysUltraPad: 8:32am On Jun 06, 2017
I just hate abba kyarijust like SR do.
Politics › Re: Tosin Bukola Saraki Set To Wed (Photo) by AlwaysUltraPad: 8:28am On Jun 06, 2017
As Saraki fine, Na him wife all his kids follow.


Saraki Na capitalist. I'm sure another rich man is about to hook his daughter.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Fund In First Tweet After Her Release From Prison by AlwaysUltraPad: 8:14am On Jun 06, 2017
Kemi: "please, donate to my legal expense"




Pastor ibiyeomie: You gon learn today




This hag should shut up. Kobo , I won't give her. Attention-seekers can do that, anyway.


I'll rather feed almajiri in this fasting than donate to this lose-mouth.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 8:11am On Jun 06, 2017
FBIL:

You're really half-educated as is always the case with Northerners. Are you saying because Xingjiang ethnic group in China wants to secede and hate Chinese Military, therefore China has not cited Navy, Police and Army base there.
Take a second look at the photo you attached. It must have been written by one of those first school leaving certificate holders who is a die-hard IPOB supporters but you and Know that even a Chief Medical Director of one ''Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital could not draft a common office memo with readable English.
if you're not a kid and fully educated, you'd know there are 10s of military and paramilitary setup in the east. So what's this useless example you're bringing forth ? Because this university was not "sited" in one your shrine-filled Hamlet , is that why you sound like there is none in your region? How old are you?

As for the iPod poster. I think you should shut your damn mouth and take responsibility. Who cares where it emanated from? I served in the east and I know many thing about graduates in your place.

You are sick to think a CMD , sometimes a professor would put that out . A messenger actually stole the letter-headed paper to get posting for someone. The reason it was leaked was because they wanted to let the world know the action of the individual behind this and he warned people to desist from such act.

I can tell you about a certain CMD in imo state too.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 7:59am On Jun 06, 2017
emeksdonalds:
Still after all these you mentioned, the Nigerian College of Aviation Technology (NCAT) is located in Zaria Kaduna State.. That's where most Nigerian pilots, be it military or civilians are trained... Why do we always love to turn blind eyes to glaring facts. I understand the reason for the school to be situated there might be due to the battle of insurgency, but if we're telling ourselves the truth, we should know that the North has already gotten enough from this country... That's the reason why the southerners even state minister of petroleum resources Dr kachikwu Ibe faulted Amaechi when he wanted to revoke the maritime university the want to be build in okerenkoko and push the the maritime studies to be one of courses at NCAT Zaria.. Tell me if that's ok by you.. Let's put sentiments aside and be truthful to ourselves...
does where the the school is situated matter? Are the northerners the ones always trained in that school?

As for your question, it's not right.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Tours Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company In Nnewi (Photos) by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:58pm On Jun 05, 2017
Stevebamdex:
What is he doing there?
What concerns bicycle with filling station.
The lying minister should know that LIES doesn't build such firm. intelligence and creativity does.
if government doesn't come to patronize innoson , you'd be here to blame everyone but yourselves.
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo's Team Published In Today's Newspaper by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:49pm On Jun 05, 2017
Super1Star:
Thank you Mr Acting President.

The lie and propaganda was the handiwork of Children of Hatred and Perdition, descendants of Cain, Cousins of Benjamin Netayanhu, devious Judaic Osus, Ugandan Deveopers, worshippers of Shukuemeka Druggie Abiama, Sowers of seed of discord and ipod followers of the Supreme Lunatic Scammer Leader Nama Kunnu aka Merlin of "Come-Fraud"
loooooooooool
Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo Pictured With Phyno & Omawumi by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:44pm On Jun 05, 2017
axortedbabe:
Omawumi resemble my china friend Uglee
I'd like to meet that your friend.
Crime › Re: Robbers Caught, Lynched And Burnt In Imo State (Graphic Photos) by AlwaysUltraPad: 10:28pm On Jun 05, 2017
Caught stealing what? Africans can behave like monkeys most times.

RIP
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by AlwaysUltraPad: 6:13pm On Jun 05, 2017
LaRochelle:
This your advice, or should I say motivational talk, is seriously somehow. First, you're telling him to lie, which is all shades of wrong. Second, you're now dragging God's name into the lie. If God wants to give you something, I bet my life that he wouldn't want you to use crookery to get it.

If the guy eventually passes this stage and the next, he is very much likely to still be booted out before they start sharing offer letters. These companies always stick to their requirements. The only time requirements might not be used is if you entered in through connections.
How is your message now different from mine?

What if he does find that connection after this stage ? You know he can't come back and register again and this might be a prerequisite for that connection to work.

To make certain things work, you have to defy some rules. Are you saying everyone applying hasn't lied or won't lie along the line? Lie Na lie...
Who knows, maybe he takes part in every tests before the certificates verification, and outperform everyone(including the so called first class and 2-1)? You think shell won't consider this before his 2-2? Think again.

You people should allow the young man to apply and leave him with shell.

If God wants to give you something, I bet my life that he wouldn't want you to use crookery to get it.
grin grin

Lol ! So those who rig elections and win by this act are not given by God?

You just feel God has a mono-way of making things work or he has that uniaxial way of giving things to people.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by AlwaysUltraPad: 5:46pm On Jun 05, 2017
henryisong:
U probably didnt read that intergrity is one of the values of shell..
shell with all the atrocities in the ND and their underhand dealings with our politicians can't boast of integrity.


Are you saying if someone sent by kachikwu or presidency does all I have said, his integrity will be questioned?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by AlwaysUltraPad: 5:43pm On Jun 05, 2017
milliman:
Mr Motivator.. Another Les Brown in the making... smh
thank you.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 5:19pm On Jun 05, 2017
Luciferdevil:
I'm worried for her cos a mad man doesnt knw the problem he causes to his parents nd relations. Im worried.
so says a Lucifer grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 5:15pm On Jun 05, 2017
Luciferdevil:
I pity for your mother, this is what she called a child chai
don't worry about that.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 5:14pm On Jun 05, 2017
femmy2010:
Tribal bias lot wont see this.
they won't, bro. They're too blind to see.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by AlwaysUltraPad: 5:11pm On Jun 05, 2017
cris83:
Despite m masters degree, Shell Nigeria bouce m (Sorry, you do not meet up to the qualifications required. Apply again in the future) because I have a second class lower. Hmm! Issorai!! There is God. Best of luck to you all. I'm out of this thread!!!
where they asked if you've made "a first-class or 2-1, you should have answered yes and then proceeded with the registration all the way and then wait for your luck. I'm sure there are millions 2-1 students you're better than and this is an opportunity for you to prove that to shell.

The most important thing is, you'd still upload your certificates for them to see, so don't let the 2-1 and first-class standard set by the HR to shut you out.

Go back , get another email address and do it again, you don't know God's plan for you.

If God says you're qualified, nothing can disqualify you.

Don't let your grade hold you down. Try, just try again, bro.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Apply For MTN Nigeria Massive Graduate Recruitment 2017 – Apply Now by AlwaysUltraPad: 4:59pm On Jun 05, 2017
Course and experience-wise, I'm not qualified.
Phones › Re: Check Out The Price Of The New Nokia 3310 by AlwaysUltraPad: 4:48pm On Jun 05, 2017
MEGGATRON:
Can it CHACHE?
what's that?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 4:31pm On Jun 05, 2017
kratoss:
Nigerian airforce , Kaduna
grin grin grin are you this slow?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army University In Biu: Shettima Presents Land Certificates To Buratai by AlwaysUltraPad: 4:13pm On Jun 05, 2017
STFUand4kMeHARD:
IPOB is upon your case
those dogs that bark but can't bite?

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