Akwaibomdude:
can I send you as well?

Lol! Ok sir

Timson01:
gabbage post and story

Thanks for reading.

Spman:

can i send u too bcus mine is 5.5 inches and i want 6.0 and above

Sure

Developit:
Trust me I m a very handsome guy, the kind your girl would wink at even while she is with you.

I come across a lot of them who want a relationship with me. But guys I have never been happy. I have a very small dick, about 4.6 inches and very tiny.

Anytime I want to get down with any girl and she sees my size she gets turned off. No matter how hard I try to make her understand its not my fault, they always tell me to up my game as I can't satisfy not just them, but any other woman.

Fact is, for the past 4 years I have never had sex with any girl. In as much as I hate masturbation, that's all I manage. No one should tell me masturbation is a sin. God knew its a sin any yet he gave a small thing

Fact is I'm 27 years, and most guy my age are talking of marriage.

Please I need help. I know there's a lot of people who would love to take advantage of my predicament to advertise their scam schemes, but I no go fall.

I just need someone who have used any method to increase their dick to help me. I have heard of Hausa Herbs, but I don't know how to get them.

Please I know about penis pump, jelqing, etc. They simply don't work.

I have bought a lot of enlargement herbs off Instagram vendors, yet nothing works.

Please I need a helpful advice or contact of where to get what will enlarge my rod. Sex is nothing everything, but 4 years without is is something. I can't molest innocent young girls nah.

Please I need help.....

Send me a DM @+2348158279160..... I have a remedy.... And please, do not be shy. Your plight is nothing to be ashamed of.

aprilwise:
Please more update.

Lol! Sure

(Purely fictional)





I was still talking when I felt his lips on mine. I hadn't expected that but I wasn't feeling irritated either. I pulled back a bit but he obviously didn't get the signal as he kept kissing me passionately. I had to push him away.
''Come on, what's wrong?'', he questioned.
''I'm just here for my friend's bachelorette party and we'll be leaving the club soon. I wouldn't want to be left behind because I stepped out to make out in a car with a guy I just met few minutes ago''. I blurted out my words in a split second.
He gently placed a hand on my chin and whispered to me. ''It's part of the night's adventure. You gonna love it. I promise''.
The next minute, we were caressing each other's face while kissing violently. I was really tipsy and I'm beginning to think that a good moment with this guy won't be a bad idea after all.
He pulled out my left boob and cupped it with his palm. Squeezing my hard nipple, I couldn't help but let out moans of ecstasy. At the same time, I was wondering if the ladies have noticed my absence yet. I'm pretty sure they haven't. Sandra, in her usual state of paranoia, wouldn't rest till my line goes through.
''You seem lost''. I had barely noticed he stopped handling my titties.
I smiled sheepishly. ''Nothing. I just think the brandy I gulped earlier has taken a better part of me. I wonder what I'm thinking of in the middle of this romance''. Shyness wouldn't let me say that on a good day. I think I'm enchanted. He chuckled, exposing a healthy set of dentition that I could clearly see in the dark surrounding us. I wish he could just grab me already. As if he was reading my thoughts, he came closer again and began handling my breasts.
In a fit of rage buried in sexual desire, he drew my sequinned gown up to my waistline and threw my legs apart. I reached climax a multiple times as he fingered me furiously while sucking my nipple. His pre-intimacy skills were so good that I had begun to wonder if he has taken a role in in a porn movie before. He paused and made for his trousers. Unbuckling his belt, he unzipped his fly and let out the most gigantic penis I've ever seen in my life. Without being told, I cupped his massive cock in my mouth and began sucking it like my life depended on it. Up and down, my lips went till his dick became sloppy. He groaned heavily as I deep throated him. He lifted his waist, pushing his cock further down my throat. ''Good girl'', he whispered as I gagged at intervals.



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I released his cock from my mouth afterwards. ''So, what now'', I said, beaming with smiles. ''You wait and see''. He brought out his wallet and slipped out a condom. Hurriedly, I removed my thing while he rolled the rubber down his penis. I was still anticipating on what's about to go down when my phone rang. I almost jumped out of my skin. I hadn't expected the call. It was Sandra. Who else?
I sighed and picked the caller.
''Hello''
''Babe where you dey nau? We are about to leave the club o and we've been looking for you everywhere. Maureen is so worried'', a voice at the other end panicked.
I looked at my new found Bleep buddy. It seemed he was getting really impatient already. I smiled and replied Sandra in a mild tone, ''Babe, don't worry. I'm fine. Just go on without me''. I couldn't wait for any reply. I just dropped the caller. I'm sure she got the message clearly.
''Sorry for the rude interruption. Just the girls''
'' it's fine. Now, come here'' he commanded, with a hint of sexiness in his voice. I guess he knows I love being the submissive partner. You just got a new slave, Zaddy.


It was about to go down and I know damn well the night's adventure will be an unforgettable experience. We don't even know each other's names but who cares? Sex in a stranger's car will make a perfect eventide.




**I am amah: creativenaijagirl**

Rilley:
Why are you hiding your ugly face with filter Smh

Bitter humans everywhere. Have you taken your antidepressants today? Don't worry, God will save you from all distress.

iTearHerToto:
Just get your child to go to an excellent primary and secondary school and watch your dreams come through. Higher education in Zoogeria is as fake as Bobrisky's booobs








Pukes

Easy please

Maj196:
OP why you con resemble bobrisky like this

Take your dry jokes to Facebook please

dopedan:
fulfilled what? Do you know how many graduates are jobless if they had a chance to trade their cert for all the money they spent in school they will do it, people wey no go school dey build hospitals and employ doctors u are here talking crap

You may call it crap out of frustration but when you come in contact with many out of school kids who are willing to switch places with you just to see what the walls of a school looks like, you'll learn to count your blessings. Besides, you're entitled to your opinions so am I. You can pass your message without being rude. Besides, I clearly stated it that education isn't a criteria to becoming wealthy. So if you think obtaining education isn't an accomplished mission, you might as well burn your certificate.

First off, it is you and not your friend. Secondly, don't try tapping into our innocence with sentiments. You did that sh*t with your eyes open and no regrets whatsoever. So take your L in peace when karma hits.

Like I said earlier, certificate doesn't guarantee wealth, rather you're assured a self fulfilled life and envisioned opportunities. Our educational system in Nigeria might be poor but that's definitely a different ball game till the topic comes up. An O'level holder might be president today but that doesn't degrade PHD and M.sc holders. In as much as Nigeria is in poor state, you might still need your degrees someday. It might not even be in Nigeria. Stay in school

Mtchwwww

Religion will imprison us all

So somebody will wake up one morning and decide to lose his own peace by joining cult? I feel sorry for the family

Religion is the opium of the masses

Why do I feel this story is fake? like you're taking care of kids that you aren't yet sure if they are your blood? This story dey one kain abeg

"School na scam" is the latest slang, ain't it? Well, the slang obviously strike chords with some people with certain reasons ranging from the quest to get rich quick to depressing situations experienced in Nigerian universities.
The truth is, obtaining a formal education isn't a guarantee to wealth and luxurious life. In fact, education isn't compulsory but the sneak peek is that education is very much necessary. Today, you may join the bandwagon of ''school na scam'' because the illiterate Emeka in the neighborhood travelled to Malaysia and returned with exotic cars but trust me, there's no reason to regret the four years you've spent in the uni.
Formal education gives a sense of self fulfilment, granting you access to opportunities in future. You may feel like an underachiever today but trust me, you won't regret your decision in future. Yes! Money is important but are you aware that most people dropped out of school and went ahead to engage in various businesses but they aren't yet successful as they envisaged?
My advice is, acquire your certificate first. You may take any other step after that. Don't allow dullards cajole you into believing that school is a massive scam. School isn't scam. Illiteracy is the real scam.
STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS.
** creativenaijagirl**

There are levels to hypocrisy