This is just sad, self harm & mutilation

Madness here and there.

Ogbeni go spiritual, make your life no spoil finish.

Nigeriaaaa

Buddha3:


Oh well, I'm pretty certain you can have a finer day by just smiling and waltzing by.

Please be calming down - I was only playing with you because I wrote something similar on my own profile. I expected you to pick up the social cues from the emojis

Oh well, it’s my fault.

All the best to u

Buddha3:


Why you dey vex?

E no too early?

There is no time like the present my dear

Buddha3:


Nigerians!

Even as detailed explanations have been given by the FA as to why that goal was allowed, una go still claim to sabi pass the people wey make the rules.

Una matter dey always be excess.

Who dash you title as ‘Grammatical Connoisseur’

Abeg shift

Only outnumbered, never outgunned.

Nigeria is a simulation.

Hian.

Of all you listed in this utter chaos, number 4 is the one that sticks out for me because it speaks to her character. And for me, loyalty is PARAMOUNT.

All of us have a story but omo, unless you want to be a firefighter or you’ve been told this is your true wife, JP.

JoyousFurnitire:
Better face your job. Work on your collaboration and communication skills

Bullshit

doggedfighter:


Features like ?

I can only see lines on front page.

Imagine, after all the campaigns they gave us lines

HITsquad:
Oh I thought NL was our mailing tool now, sorry

Story.

& there’s nothing I would tell you that you don’t already know

12. Keep the sex fun

Whose flipping idea was this shit in the first place? How many notes will we go through? I just don’t understand

Silentgroper:
wein do man wey dey do mirror pictures...



I do agree with you on pouting though..

It just feels too feminine - like clear nail varnish.

Ballzproblem2:
I don't understand, sleeping with married woman attracts curse ,so what of women sleeping with married men ?

i don’t think anyone understood your point. a man wants to sleep with a married woman, wahala. But a woman wants to sleep with a married man, she’s even ‘helping the marriage’

Fira09:
Who takes NL femails significant?, we don't indulge irreverent liabilities

This kind of grammar should be a crime

Sweetplum:

At the end of the day, you ll be a baby daddy with no stable home. We know your type.

Vawulence here and there

Jeon:
Again all Nigerian girls are useless and cheap apart from NL Men / Redpills Mother /Sister.






Ten minutes, she told me it would take ten minutes To break my heart, oh no, she didn't Bleep livin', I'ma drown in my sorrow Bleep givin', I'ma take not borrow And I'm still sinnin', I'm still losin' my mind I know I been trippin', I'm still wastin' my time All the time given, am I dyin'? Am I livin'? It's Bleep feelings, my sorrow go up to the ceilin'



Wait until you get the Vagina.

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The girl of my dreams, but I ain't fallin' asleep Think both of your legs gone, the way you fallin' for me The same way that the rain falls I ain't gon' lie, you got it all, all, all, all, all of me Uh, loves all of you Like I'm John Legend or somethin', better save some room for my heart is a big one.

This one is launching his career

mogbeyiteren:
For the white people, their heart is not as white as their skin. That young man may be a victim.

Missroad

He’s good looking but come on ladies, this is like some cute B2K school crush… We suppose outgrow this kind taste

Man wey dey pout abi dey do mirror picture? Tufiakwa!!

HITsquad:
Why do I miss you babe? even though I shouldn't. it ain't normal right? You are the psychologist yea? So Kindly help me understand.. for old time sake. cos I don't fvcking get it!

If you mail me I will reply

Eecho:
Who launch your mama ? Who your wife dey chop him prick now ? Okay okay .

It’s actually Christmas Day.. can’t you at least let this one be vawulence free

Beosten:


Being a priestess means that she is also a diviner, and as such, would simply ask the oracle if she's being enchanted or not. Good morning!

Okay o ti ye mi.

Good morrin to you too

Beosten:



From my submission, it shows that if a Babalawo marries a woman who is making good use of her brain but not a female herbalist, she will never believe that she agreed to marry the man without being enchanted to do so and will be afraid of leaving the union in the future knowing full well that the man will use charm to bring her back if she leaves.

Oh I see now. And you say a priestess would never have that scepticism?

Topeagbede:
kindly tag the UK government , london stock exchange group and relevant authorities

So for your mind, all these people dey NL abi