₦airaland Forum

Hope not an engine on the speed lane to hell

semyman:
Let the southern governors continue with their insane looting

Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) to states and LGAs from January to April 2020.

1 Delta: ₦87.26b
2 Akwa Ibom: ₦74.33b
3 Lagos: ₦70.83b
4 Rivers: ₦70.20b
5 Kano: ₦55.73b
6 Bayelsa: ₦54.03b
7 Katsina: ₦41.82b
8 Kaduna: ₦39.25b
9 Oyo: ₦37.46b
10 Borno: ₦36.85b
11 Jigawa: ₦34.73b
12 Niger: ₦34.34b
13 Imo: ₦33.79b
14 Sokoto: ₦32.20b
15 Edo: ₦31.44b
16 Bauchi: ₦30.79b
17 Benue: ₦30.59b
18 Kebbi: ₦30.07b
19 Anambra: ₦29.95b
20 Kogi: ₦28.53b
21 Adamawa: ₦28.47b
22 Enugu: ₦27.87b
23 FCT: ₦27.53b
24 Ondo: ₦27.50b
25 Yobe: ₦27.29b
26 Abia: ₦26.54b
27 Taraba: ₦25.34b
28 Osun: ₦24.09b
29 Ogun: ₦23.60b
30 Plateau: ₦23.52b
31 Kwara: ₦23.49b
32 Zamfara: ₦23.48b
33 Ebonyi: ₦22.58b
34 Nasarawa: ₦22.47bb
35 Cross River: ₦21.99
36 Ekiti: ₦21.83b
37 Gombe: ₦20.35b

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Did you add the North east development commission funds and all the international aid coming to the north east..?


Sense will not kee you

I still maintain that Arewa people need their own country..what a collection of primitive people everything they bring religion into...but when it comes to grabbing our oyel money they forget Quranic injunctions

Mtchww!

NOwazobia:
All these nairaland stupid mods think they can bully me by banning me? You don't bleeping bully me in a place that doesn't contribute to my feeding nor my finance, ediots. I am just here to catch fun, when you ban me is either i get the Bleep out of this bleeping forum or i simply activate another account. I won't change my normal narrative because of some bleeping mods who leave and work in a none define environment. Nonsense.

Easy bruv we've all been there one time or the other...

And yet some people will come here and be insulting Aba upandan, see as diswan just dey appreciate the beautiful environment based on him skewed mentality.

Funaki:
Very true. But for someone to leave semen, they will likely leave alot of fingerprints.

That's very true...we just hope the Nigerian Police up the ante on forensic investigation, the era of forced confession and other crude means of investigating is antiquated.

thesicilian:
And yet they haven't caught the rapists? Semen all at the crime scene is almost like saying the rapists dropped their ID cards at the scene before leaving!

Semen can only give you a DNA profile which is for comparison purposes unlike finger print which gives solid basis for identification since there are available data base in the country to fish out the culprit(s)

Why is it that Nigeria is hardly known for anything positive since Buhari came to power..

It's ok I still go for Amadu Bello university and Obafemi Awolowo university

It shouldn't just stop at blaming the last gubernatorial elections in Kogi state and the major actor Yahaya Bello but also a certain herdsman domiciled at a certain Rock that approved a grant of N10billion few days to the election.


As it concerns the major casualties I couldn't care less but the humanity in me just compelled me to say " may the bereaved families be touched with divine peace of heart".

Got who and who talking...?

Wow! Tonto is back to reckoning on nairaland...its been a while .

Buh why are they looking like ninjas..

Ok

Met the Dude in a bar about 2 or 3 years ago in Ogba Lagos in company of his friends, he bought me a bottle of star when I greeted him, sucha jolly good fellow.

Anyways something must kill a man.

RIP Rastafarian let da almighty Jah receive thy soul as you proceed to the real Babylon.
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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad

Men and sex!
I nor know wetin dey actually sweet us for that thing
normally na women supposed dey demand sex pass
na them enjoy the act pass

Because sex between a man and a woman is like cotton bud(the penis) and our ear( the Virgina). If you pick your ear with the cotton bud na your ear dey get that sweet sensation. So na the Virgina dey get the sweet tickling sensation

But how them dey manage to suppress that sexual urge dey baffle me
Making us feel as if say na we need am

Even one girl don first tell me say na them actually enjoy sex pass but they have this abilty suppress and reject sex even when they are honey

Just concentrate on the weed part that's where your expertise lies... sex issue na anoda matter

[[s]quote author=light099 post=90318880]Scientists with their Carbon 14, Carbon dating bullcrap.
Extraordinary bullcraps, only valid until another bullcrap invalidates the former.
Continue searching, you would never discover anything of tangible relevance to your search, you would only end up more confused and misinformed every time.

As a human, you would always have to believe in one shit or another, either the religious shit or the scientific shit. No side seems to be devoid of shits, except that one shit is obviously the way to go, while the other is nothing more than futile bullcrap.

It's more sensible to believe the allegory of a snake talking in a garden than theories of how fish turned into man;
It's more sensible to believe this masterpiece universe is designed and fabricated by a creative, wise, intelligent, supernatural mind than to believe it created itself and exists on it's own. More ridiculously originated from a tiny bang. You don't mean it?
It's more sensible to believe a path that tells us the purpose and future of the world, not one which doesn't know why we're here, where we're coming from and where we're heading to.
It's sensible to believe a great designer somewhere knows a lady should have two breasts, curvy figure and thinner voice, while the man should be more masculine with thicker voice. Or you mean nothing figured that out and also fabricated it?
All these are very shallow details by the way. It would take some tangible time to describe the minutest parts of life and infinite time for the whole vast universe.

Life is no doubt a great masterpiece of art, epitome of extraordinary creativity, climax of skillful fabrication, nexus of complex functionality and unbelievable compatibility of distinct contrasting vastness.

Science is only good in fabricating inanimate objects and making life better, that is where it belongs and it should strictly stick to that. But when atheist scientists come explaining cardinal aspects of life with science. I tell them, never mind, because you really suck at that.

Some people would mock you for being so gullible for believing in a sky daddy, until later you realize who is really more gullible.[/quote][/s]


Most times for peeps like you ..you make more sense shutting your traps.

Balenciagaokey:

APC (Change)
Nigerian politicians are all same..
Is this School or Poultry farm.
Even chickens can never survive in such environment.
Yet Ekiti people are busy shouting 'Sai baba' and 'APC'

Mehn this your pix speaks volume..

Please I want to be a part of that new republic....I'm tired of the one I'm currently stuck in..

darthv:
Why do I just feel that may patients were not coronavirus infected, probably faulty test kit or infected during the testing time.

What you feel or think is immaterial and asuch inconsequential.

Oya IGP deploy superCop Kyari to unravel the perpetrators of this gruesome act....but Nigeria Police sha their level of preparedness is appalling..


How can armed robbers go into a whole police station and clear every operative..very shameful, allow states to operate their own police they say no just imagine.

Oya IGP deploy superCop Kyari to unravel the perpetrators of this gruesome act....but Nigeria Police sha their level of preparedness is appalling..

Where is the useless EFCC hunting Rivers state government upandan for making cash withdrawals

How come there are no reported cases of primary and secondary school aged children infected with the Corona virus..

They had better freed that woman...all she did was to lie down and open legs..

Ehnn too much love abi....don't comman cry to us here years down the line that your kids are suffering because of the decision you took blinded by love..


Lemme just mark your moniker.

Exc2000:




na why annonymous site like nairaland rocks... if you misyarn on regular social media it would hunt you for life

Just as we have many mental retarrded animals raping men, we also have countless women out to destroy men at all means with all allegation possible, so watch what you say

how exactly will this foolish niggar not get prosecuted for rape, when he personaly tweeted suggestive tweets encouraging rapes


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Are sure invictus Obi was traced from Nairaland ooh!...and somebody just opened ass recently

I can bet mannabbgrill's left ball that amongst those protesters there are rapists among them.