In Timaya voice.... He can't kill himself... Allow him to sleep oo

StrikeBack:
We have TVC, Channels, AIT and so on

Na only to show useless program and nonsense convocations dem sabi

You forgot to mention the mother of all TV station I'm Nigeria... NTA

It takes a dead man to stop a dead APC, because APC is dead in Rivers state, courtesy of lizard of Ubima

Astark:
Oya Igbo's time to throw insults

The same way u have been throwing insult at Igbo tribe, Igbo kee u dia

SoNature:


Port Harcourt is still learning.

Come to Lagos

Lagos is much older than Port Harcourt for that your yeye comparison.

No competition here please.

Tacha, please go clean it out.

Efcc, please arrest Bubu who installed him back to power, now Bubu want to smuggle him out through backyard

Rubbish!!! Mr. Lawani pleasure get to work already.

See clown calling someone comic.

APC and PDP are two identical twins.

What's the jubilation for? Was she kidnapped?

This country self

LagosismyHome:


Better days ahead ...... suicide is not a solution so please hang on.

Do you guys actually believe man? I can deduct from his suicide note that he want generate attention to himself, and boom, he got as everyone is begging him not to.

ReubenE:
Giving pvssy to a woman must have been one of the toughest decisions God has made.

One can hardly find a woman these days that reason beyond what is in between their thighs.
Even when they suggest that they want to give you everything, it is still that same thing they've got

Pitiable

Same goes to men. Very pitiable

Another media stunt for buharideens to eat nkwobi on.

Al Sudan needs more money for his surgical maintenance.

Continue to RIP beautiful one.

No more misery, may the Almighty God preserve your soul to Eternity

Na waoo!!!!

The kind of comments i read here, i don't see Nigeria getting better, we are not even close.

glimpse33:
Jonathan you're mad.
You're the reason why we are in this shít today

Take a sipper and put yourself out of misery.

Wise man.

Gej the man of peace.

Those who don't like him, should go and die

There was a country. I long to go back to.

Indeed Nigeria is a pit toilet. Tufia

This lady is clout chaser.

Please guys no take the idiot serious, abeg

Good piece.

Good morning everyone

What's the deferent between Nigeria and Zimbabwe power supply?

No deference.

BlackAfrican:
I thought this shît only happens in the north. Chai! Buhari must hear this

It happens everywhere, the deferent is in the north no one will rescue the child even if the child is 7years. Please let buhari/cowhari hear it so he can learn.

I love this.

Proudly Anambran.

Igbo Amaka.

0KNM:
Why can lecturers not ask out a student they genuinely have feelings for? Are they not humans? These are adults ffs...

He can, but on a level ground, not for grades.

I hate it when people try to justify crime and evil.

I beg you, desist from it.

unikprince:
Biko how do these people steal cows? Do they butcher them and arrange them in a vehicle or they just vanish with the cows? Because I'm wondering how they steal and control herds or cow without being traced to wherever their hideout may be.

Good reasoning.

So the gunmen lined up to be counted for them to get this statistic of 150.

The news that comes out from Nigeria, mehn i no fit laff

NwaAmaikpe:




BUA and DANGOTE will always vow to crash prices of their goods.

But it's their trucks that keeps crashing and crushing Nigerians.

NwaAmaikpe, you no go kee person

obembet:



UNITED SHALL RISE AGAIN.. Shout Amen and put all chelshit fans to shame

Ameeeen!!!

Well-done Kiki, keep up the good work.

All randy lecturers must go down.

clems88:
hmm. Later we would hear too much tea causes cancer

Tea is herbal, it will never cause cancer.

Nevergree:

Uhn!

Is Tacha around...?

No.

Go clean your house and while you are it take bath as well, the smell will go.

kunmiiii:
It's funny how people who claim to want a better Nigeria are side stepping the issue with silly diversionary tactics! We're talking about Unity Fountain, they are talking about PDP and corruption! The way some people reason ehn. Shameful.

It's called distraction tactics, you understand