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"Uncle that your bastard friend you referred me to for a job asked me to sleep with him, if I must get the job!"complained Vivian. "You are rather the biggest fool,...lazy idiot her uncle replied. You expect me to clap for you and go fight my friend for asking you for just a short time on your waist in return for 350k monthly salary job, a car for ur official upkeep? How many jobs has your hopeless, useless lazy boyfriend given you even after sleeping with you over a thousand times & over d years?" replied uncle Alex. A test case of morality & reality. Who do you support in this case? Uncle Alex or Vivian? 15 Likes 16 Shares |
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seeing men dat have neva paddle a canoe forming sailors,abi na full blooded mammals forming bird or people carrying axe up and down whereas timber full forest to cut.....i rest my case 1 Like |
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reading comments frm d lyks of cronsberg, PassingShot, and Er0ticAngela, makes me to wonder if common sense still exist ![]() ![]() 6 Likes |
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None of my business....
Pls like my post cuz todae is my birthday
Hapi born naked day to me
Enof weed and orijin dey o 3 Likes |
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A wise man once told me dat is more easier to become a HERO than To become a GELTLEMAN. #Shekau proves that... Either good or bad people gonna love you and some will still hate you for d same reason....always follow ur heart |
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To say yes na prison and also to say NO na reason.... Marriage is not a passport to happiness |
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Irrespective of who wins saturday's election, we still won't have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019, There will still be atleast 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your landlord will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I'll never get to use, the list is unending, but one thing is super certain, your hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don't impose your opinions on us, GEJ is a lion, BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef we no be sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me peace cos I need to go out on monday and get my daily food. Always remember that nobody cares! #Concern citizen 1 Like |
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all i see is greed for power.....lyk seriously sir ur bones are weak...go and rest 1 Like |
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Teaching me how to smoke #weed |
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WS is nothing but a serial killer....why? Cuz wat he gave birth to, is now at its peak.... A snake can only give birth to snake...... People always say his intentions was good wen he formed pyrates but how can someone with good intention found sometin wit skull and bone with red(blood). As its logo, with the founding fathers holding a sword...check out d picture of the original 7 and also copying the language and culture of sea criminals known as pirates.... With all dis you still beliv WS have good intention of forming confra den yu are a murderer too. 1 Like |
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@op wer is environmental science....abi yu haven't heard of industrial safety ... No deceive ursef all course na course........ Na who get work First be d koko 1 Like |
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Hapi fasting spirit |
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Datz 9ja for u |
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Anoda winning game for my team #chelsea till d day my casket close! |
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1. Emeli sande next to me 2. Emeli sande ft labrinth beneath ur beautiful 3. Drake ft jordan majid hold on we're going home 4. Avicii you make me feel 5. Solidstar ft vector αη∂ jesse jags perfect girl If der wil b nuumba 6 dat must be all jesse jags song frm d new album(tracks lyk burning bush,desire αη∂ bad gyal) 2 Likes |
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9ja till I die... Proudly celebrating 9ja whether good or bad #team_i_always_see_hope for 9ja 3 Likes |
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Smh... Madam abeg na my turn sell food for me[b]Smh... Madam abeg na my turn sell food for me[/b]Smh... Madam abeg na my turn sell food for me |
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I’ve searched the world looking for my true love Are you searching for me too Do you have visions of love and happiness Like I do Do you reach for me when you sleep Only to find and empty space That not only lies in your bed But also within your heart Do you dream about me even though we have never met Do you close your eyes and vision us together Do you cry when you hear a romantic song And think about us…even though we never met This is what True Love is all about Wanting and needing someone who can release Emotions without ever meeting One can only imagine the magic … if two souls searching for True love come together as one It would truly be a blessing from the heavens To know that there are two less lonely hearts in the world tonight If you’re searching for me Call for me and I’ll be there From now till my last sunset You will be my sunrise in the morning And my moon lit night with stars shining brightly When you see a shooting star You will know I’m not very far Close your eyes and make a wish For only then You will we receive My sweet everlasting kiss upon your lips As we hold hands and walk away Into our Sunset of True Love |
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LeJeun3: [color=#006600][/color] Hey dearie let celebrate it together mine is May 9th.......√√¶mine is 9th too |
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THOUGHT 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. when we are married , our brides gets the presents and the publicity. when we die, our widows get the life insurance and the properties. THOUGHT 2 The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the the same question; And at the end, the mourners wondering too. THATS WHERE HIS SOUL IS GOING......... |
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Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]4 my own list..9ja na no 1[/size]my guy na true son of ur father u be. |
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is now pastor king against the nation ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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