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Family / Whom To Blame!!! by amclimax(m): 9:18am On May 30, 2015
"Uncle that your bastard friend you referred me to
for a job asked me to sleep with him, if I must
get the job!"complained Vivian.

"You are rather the biggest fool,...lazy idiot her
uncle replied. You expect me to clap for you and
go fight my friend for asking you for just a short
time on your waist in return for 350k monthly
salary job, a car for ur official upkeep?

How many jobs has your hopeless, useless lazy
boyfriend given you even after sleeping with you
over a thousand times & over d years?" replied
uncle Alex.

A test case of morality & reality. Who do you
support in this case?

Uncle Alex or Vivian?

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Crime / Re: Edo Cult War: Members Bury Slain Victim (photos) by amclimax(m): 9:31am On May 18, 2015
seeing men dat have neva paddle a canoe forming sailors,abi na full blooded mammals forming bird or people carrying axe up and down whereas timber full forest to cut.....i rest my case

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Politics / Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by amclimax(m): 8:10pm On May 16, 2015
reading comments frm d lyks of cronsberg, PassingShot, and Er0ticAngela, makes me to wonder if common sense still exist undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Etti: 'My Husband Knows I Love Opening My Cleavage' by amclimax(m): 2:04pm On May 09, 2015
None of my business.... Pls like my post cuz todae is my birthday Hapi born naked day to me Enof weed and orijin dey o

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Celebrities / Re: Time 100: Buhari, Ezekwesili, Shekau, Adichie Make Most Influential People List by amclimax(m): 2:49pm On Apr 16, 2015
A wise man once told me dat is more easier to become a HERO than To become a GELTLEMAN. #Shekau proves that... Either good or bad people gonna love you and some will still hate you for d same reason....always follow ur heart
Romance / Re: Ladies, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When You Are 25years & Above by amclimax(m): 9:06pm On Apr 15, 2015
To say yes na prison and also to say NO na reason.... Marriage is not a passport to happiness
Nairaland / General / Message To All Nigerians!!! A Must Read by amclimax(m): 6:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
Irrespective of who wins saturday's election, we still won't
have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019, There will still
be atleast 2 ASUU strikes
before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per
derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your landlord
will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain
the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay
for electricity that I'll never get to use, the list is unending,
but one thing is super certain, your hustle will always put
food on your table. Just vote, don't impose your opinions on
us, GEJ is a lion, BUHARI is a wolf, even we sef we no be
sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just
give me peace cos I need to go out on monday and get my
daily food.

Always remember that nobody cares!

#Concern citizen

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Politics / Re: Declaration is today: Buhari’s Loyalists by amclimax(m): 12:34pm On Oct 15, 2014
all i see is greed for power.....lyk seriously sir ur bones are weak...go and rest

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Culture / Re: Best Thing A Friend Has Ever Done For You. by amclimax(m): 8:47am On Oct 01, 2014
Teaching me how to smoke #weed
Celebrities / Re: Pyrates Confraternity Celebrates Wole Soyinka At 80th Birthday(photonews) by amclimax(m): 4:37pm On Jul 12, 2014
WS is nothing but a serial killer....why? Cuz wat he gave birth to, is now at its peak.... A snake can only give birth to snake...... People always say his intentions was good wen he formed pyrates but how can someone with good intention found sometin wit skull and bone with red(blood). As its logo, with the founding fathers holding a sword...check out d picture of the original 7 and also copying the language and culture of sea criminals known as pirates.... With all dis you still beliv WS have good intention of forming confra den yu are a murderer too.

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Education / Re: Most Preferred Courses In Nigerian Universities by amclimax(m): 3:10pm On Jul 06, 2014
@op wer is environmental science....abi yu haven't heard of industrial safety ... No deceive ursef all course na course........ Na who get work First be d koko

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Religion / Re: Ramadan Kareem by amclimax(m): 7:29am On Jun 29, 2014
Hapi fasting spirit
Education / Re: Inspiring Quotes From Mandella by amclimax(m): 6:52am On Dec 06, 2013
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Health / Re: Still Believe Nature Got It Wrong? Top 10 Health Benefits Of Marijuana by amclimax(m): 7:48pm On Nov 13, 2013
Fact
Science/Technology / Re: The Positive Effects Of Solar Eclipse. by amclimax(m): 11:30am On Nov 03, 2013
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Nairaland / General / Re: Funny 'Nigerian' English Commonly Said by amclimax(m): 11:27pm On Oct 30, 2013
Datz 9ja for u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea On Saturday At 1.45pm by amclimax(m): 11:24pm On Oct 30, 2013
Anoda winning game for my team #chelsea till d day my casket close!
Music/Radio / Re: What Are Your Top Five 5 Favourite Songs At The Moment? by amclimax(m): 10:45am On Oct 12, 2013
1. Emeli sande next to me
2. Emeli sande ft labrinth beneath ur beautiful
3. Drake ft jordan majid hold on we're going home
4. Avicii you make me feel
5. Solidstar ft vector αη∂ jesse jags perfect girl
If der wil b nuumba 6 dat must be all jesse jags song frm d new album(tracks lyk burning bush,desire αη∂ bad gyal)

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is Nigeria's 53rd Independence Worth Celebrating? by amclimax(m): 12:35pm On Sep 30, 2013
9ja till I die... Proudly celebrating 9ja whether good or bad #team_i_always_see_hope for 9ja

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Nairaland / General / Re: Could This Be The Independence Day Gold-plated Iphone? by amclimax(m): 12:29pm On Sep 30, 2013
Smh... Madam abeg na my turn sell food for me[b]Smh... Madam abeg na my turn sell food for me[/b]Smh... Madam abeg na my turn sell food for me
Poems For Review / Poem For My Internet Wife by amclimax(m): 6:42pm On Apr 30, 2013
I’ve searched the world looking for my true love Are you searching for me too Do you have visions of love and happiness Like I do Do you reach for me when you sleep Only to find and empty space That not only lies in your bed But also within your heart Do you dream about me even though we have never met Do you close your eyes and vision us together Do you cry when you hear a romantic song And think about us…even though we never met This is what True Love is all about Wanting and needing someone who can release Emotions without ever meeting One can only imagine the magic … if two souls searching for True love come together as one It would truly be a blessing from the heavens To know that there are two less lonely hearts in the world tonight If you’re searching for me Call for me and I’ll be there From now till my last sunset You will be my sunrise in the morning And my moon lit night with stars shining brightly When you see a shooting star You will know I’m not very far Close your eyes and make a wish For only then You will we receive My sweet everlasting kiss upon your lips As we hold hands and walk away Into our Sunset of True Love
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by amclimax(m): 8:07am On Apr 28, 2013
LeJeun3: [color=#006600][/color] Hey dearie let celebrate it together mine is May 9th.......√√¶
mine is 9th too
Romance / Re: A Letter To The Mother Of My Unborn Daughter by amclimax(m): 7:50am On Apr 28, 2013
[s][/s] cool on point...
Literature / The Days Of Man by amclimax(m): 1:01pm On Feb 17, 2013
THOUGHT 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
when we are married , our brides gets the presents and the publicity.
when we die, our widows get the life insurance and the properties.
THOUGHT 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
THATS WHERE HIS SOUL IS GOING.........
Romance / Re: World's 10 Most Romantic Nationalities by amclimax(m): 4:48pm On Feb 16, 2013
Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]4 my own list..9ja na no 1[/size]
[img]http://2.bp..com/_1ulbIaC85vo/TAEYjytLu6I/AAAAAAAAAcE/aihDYrMQSNQ/s1600/African+kiss.jpg[/img]
my guy na true son of ur father u be.
Politics / Re: Rev. King’s Church Members Threatens Mayhem If He Is Hanged by amclimax(m): 11:54am On Feb 16, 2013
is now pastor king against the nation grin cheesy grin[color=#770077][/color]

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