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TV/MoviesBbnaija Hermes Leaked Núdés Photos Trending Online by Amebong(op): 8:14pm On Jul 25, 2022
In the early hours of July 25, 2022, the big brother naija season 7 housemate, Hermes's intimate photos got leaked online.

Netizens have been in awe up on the revelation Since photos got leaked. Check url below for the photos and videos.

https://lifetrick1. blog spot. com/2022/07/nude-photos-of-bbnaija-hermes-and-one. html


Copy and join the URL together without gap..
RomanceRandom Facts!? She Fvcken Flushed His Cu.m| Do You Know.. by Amebong(op): 10:09am On Jun 10, 2022
1. The female spotted hyena is such a sassy matriarch..
She leads her pack & has her vagina in the same tube with her urethra so if she finds out a male she chose to have sex with is too weak to father her kids, she flushes his cum out with urine & goes on to look for a real Guy
2) there's Rihanna's day in Barbados, a national holiday on the eve of her birthday in February.
3) The song "sweet mother" is the all time best selling song in Africa, with over 15m units sold, it's also the most influential song.
4) Psquare's album "danger" is the fastest selling Nigeria album of all time, it sold a million copies in just one week while "game over" is their best selling album, with over 8 million copies sold.
5)The eye ball size of a newly born baby remains the same as he/she grows
6) Mariah Carey baths with milk and French mineral Waters.
7)1% of Germany's population is genetically immune to HIV
coolWhen cats look you in the eye and blink slowly, they are trying to tell you they love you
9) Beyoncé is the most awarded living artiste, with over 800 awards/ honours.
10)Oxytocin in the brain released during orgasm triggers the urge to sleep for men and to bond for women. That’s why men want to sleep after sex and women want to cuddle and ask “what are we?
11) the alphabet 'A' isn't present in any of the numbers from "zero-hunderd"
12)Google Images search was created after Jennifer Lopez wore that infamous dress at the 2000 Grammys.
13)YouTube would never exist if it weren't for Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl.
14)Leonardo DiCaprio's first name was
decided when his mother was pregnant, looking at a Leonardo da Vinci painting in a gallery in Florence, and he kicked for the first time.
15)Barack Obama, Martin Luther King and Hillary Clinton have all won more Grammys than Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj
16)Ariana Grande always wears her hair in a
ponytail because it's permanently damaged from the years of dyeing required for her roles on Nickelodeon.
17) Shakira shares a birthday with her ex footballer partner Gerard Pique, who is ten years her junior,
She has an IQ of 140 and is fluent in Portuguese, Italian, English, Spanish and Arabic.
18)Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion and Mark Wahlberg are distant relatives of Madonna, according to a recent ancestry study.
19)Ants never sleep,Also they don’t have lungs. Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.
20)Snails can grow new eyes…
21)Birds don’t urinate.
22)Horses and cows sleep while standing up.
23)The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
24)Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.
25)Despite the white, fluffy appearance of Polar Bears fur, it actually has black skin.
26)The average housefly only lives for 2 or 3 weeks.
27)For every human in the world there are one million ants.
28)a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!
29)Alligators and sharks can live up to 100 years.
30)A honeybee has two stomaches- one for honey, one for food.
31)elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. The heart of a blue whale is the size of a car.
32)A cockroach can survive for about a week without its head before dying of starvation.
33)When a dolphin is sick or injured, its cries of distress summon immediate aid from other dolphins, who try to support it to the surface so that it can breathe.
34)A snail can sleep for 3 years.
35)The fastest bird, the spine-tailed swift, can fly as fast as 106mph.
36)A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
37)The leech has 32 brains.
38)The average outdoor-only cat has a lifespan of about three years. Indoor-only cats can live sixteen years and longer.
39)Sharks are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.
40)A mosquito’s proboscis has 47 sharp edges on its tip to help it cut through skin and even protective layers of clothing.

41)Lobsters can live up to 50 years.
42)It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
43)Rattlesnakes gather in groups to sleep through the winter. Sometimes up to 1,000 of them will coil up together to keep warm.
44)If you cut off a snail’s eye, it will grow a new one.
45)A starving mouse will eat it’s own tail.
46)The blue whale is the largest of all whales and is also considered the largest animal to have ever existed in the world.
47)When a dog licks you with a straight tongue, he’s saying “I Love You.”
48)Dinosaurs lived on Earth for around 165 million years before they became extinct.
49)Each year, insects eat 1/3 of the earth’s food crop.
50)The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
51)Aemon Targaryen, the blind Maester of Castle Black, is actually blind in real life.
52)Lewis is the best-selling act to have emerged from The X Factor franchise, having sold 20 million records worldwide, while Carrie
Underwood is the best selling act from The American Idol franchise, having sold 65million records worldwide.
53) you can't breathe and swallow at the same time.
54) King sunny Ade is the first Grammy nominated Nigerian artist.
55)Chinua Achebe’s modern classic "Things Fall Apart" is the most widely read book in African literature,it has sold over 15 million copies worldwide and translated into 60 languages.
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Read more: https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/random-facts-of-the-day-77-weird-facts-that-are-true/
RomanceMy Girlfriend Just Blocked Me For A Silly Reason: Help Me by Amebong(op): 9:58pm On May 29, 2022
I told my girlfriend to go watch how to pick up a blue chair off the floor on YouTube and after watching it, she blocked me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fih4aR1EUHA

I'm sure i have done nothing wrong to her. I simply said "Do you know how to pick up a chair from the floor"? She asked me what I meant. I shared the clip with her and she blocked me afterwards.

I'm single Nairalanders. Please help me. What should I do?

WebmastersCeetimax Review | Rise To Stardom And Founder by Amebong(op): 6:30pm On May 27, 2022
What is ceetimax all about? Ceetimax is a relationship, lifestyle and biography blog, it was created by Daniel on January 6, 2021 for the purpose of sharing useful contents Online.

The founder, Daniel is a well known Relationship writer who through his work a lot of life has been transformed.

He is also a YouTube celebrities with more than 18k active subscribers and more than 3M views on his channel.

As of 2022, there's no estimated net worth of the site. ( But we wit keep you posted)

Their biography estimates is mainly from verified sources, real human Lifestyle situations and everyday Relationship problem and solutions.

Ceetimax can be found through https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/ their sole purpose is to always keep the internet users informed and guided.
CelebritiesRuger And Fans React To Video Of Singer Being Harassed By Female Fan( Video) by Amebong(op): 3:56pm On Mar 28, 2022
During the weekend, nigerian singer, Ruger was se-xually harassed by a female fan while he was performing on stage.

It so happened that a lady out of the crowd stretched out her hand and grapped the singer's manhood and he is wasn't really happy about it. You could see in the video below, the singer quietly walk off the stage with rage and sadness written all over him.

Many think if if was the other way around nigerian (ITK) feminist would have been screaming out their lungs.

Watch the commentary and main video below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utglAXju0ts

CelebritiesHere's Why Singer,portable Fired His Manager, DJ And Promoter ( Video) by Amebong(op): 1:59pm On Mar 28, 2022
In a viral video, singer Portable Angrily fired his manager, DJ and promoters with claims that he has helped them enough and he needs to extend the help to others.
He also said he needs space from people around all this familiar faces.

Watch video below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw70gpfbQWE
LiteratureLove Is A Crime — African Thrilling Story By Grace Amadi by Amebong(op): 4:08am On Mar 25, 2022
Love Is A Crime" is a gripping crime romance about two young lovers torn apart by money and vengeance.

James is the son of the town's only billionaire and has returned to town not to reclaim the woman he loves, but to avenge his mother's death. He joins forces with his criminal father to deal a deadly blow to the town that ruined his boyhood dream, even if it meant hurting the woman he loved. However, James maybe tough and ruthless now but Chioma was still his weakness. And deep down all he wanted was a life with her...But love was for the weak and could ruin his one chance at destroying the town that caused his mother's death.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09RF7S9WJ/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_8GXKZWC3HZCHCWX5NX4B

RomanceWe We're Inside A Keke When I Ran Off And Left Her. OMG by Amebong(op): 1:23pm On Mar 10, 2022
See picture attached.

Don't be too serious with life. One day you will dîé and all this won't matter. Enjoy life while you can.

RomanceI Still Love My Ex Girlfriend! Would You Advise I Work Things With Her?? by Amebong(op): 8:57pm On Mar 09, 2022
After so many years, I still discover whenever I see my ex girlfriend my heart begins to race like old times. She's still single just like I am, but I'm skeptical about going to her again.

I was the cause of our break up and each passing day I regret my actions. All I need is a second Chance to right my wrongs.

What advise do you have for me??
BusinessHow To Succeed In Any Business As A Novice by Amebong(op): 1:42pm On Dec 25, 2021
How to succeed in business as a Novice, As a business owner, you need to trust the process. Work hard and expand your reach. Accept loss and gain.

Remember the fact that nothing good comes easily. The going might be tough and rough but you can still make it.

Read full guide on how to succeed in any business
https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/ways-to-succeed-in-any-business-without-a-degree/
CultureRe: Let's Talk About The People Of Mbube (ogoja) by Amebong(op): 10:58pm On Dec 21, 2021
DHaran:
My both parents are from mbube(ogirim),,, And i want to marry from there,
Wow that's awesome. I'm from ikumtak
RomanceWhat Actions Will You Take If You Caught Your Spouse In Bed With Your House Help by Amebong(op): 2:07pm On Dec 21, 2021
I have always wanted to know what and how people would react if they ever caught their partner in bed with their driver or house maids.

I just can't imagine the scenario! Personally I don't think I can continue the relationship after that. How do you expect me to look at you.

Some say men are polygamous in nature and they will always remain cheats.

Here see what ceetimax had to say. https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/what-actions-would-you-likely-take-over-a-cheating-spouse/
RomancePlease Is It By Force To Suck Her Kpekus? I'm Really Confused!! by Amebong(op): 11:11am On Dec 19, 2021
I love Jane very much, and we have been dating for the past one year. We do knack back to back, and they've been no issue.
Few months ago she's started asking me to suck her! I don't like it and it actually irritates me. How can I put my mouth inside there? Let alone drilling nonsense with my mouth.

She's telling me I don't love her else I would have done what she said. I honestly haven't done it before and I don't want to start now.!

Please how do I escape it.? I'm really confused!!

RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:55am On Dec 19, 2021
ahnie:
Chief,with all due respect,I think the op is not telling the truth.
I for one believed he's a SIMPle guy who knew the lady he was committing adultry with has a boyfriend.

He cannot deny that fact, he's just bn economical with the truth just to garner cheap sympathy.

There must have been signs he must have seen,but yet he over looked those red flags and still went ahead to sink himself deep into the relationship.
Woo you people should calm done. The relationship wasn't that long seff.

If I can recall, I met her on the 28th of last month (Nov) and she was all friendly and open minded.
We got talking and one thing led to another, we exchanged contact. We started texting.

5th December she started coming to my house and on the 7th I told her I liked her ( remember LIKE o) from there we started kissing and touching.

She told me she had a boyfriend but she was beginning to cut off from the guy because of his character.

13th was my birthday she wasn't around so she came on the 14th to see me and that was when things went out of hand.

It's not like it's been long or so. I was just getting used to her texting, sweet words and charming smiles.
RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:40am On Dec 19, 2021
younglleo:
U failed in bed!
Ur physique nd ur bedgame are two different stuff!
U get body like Brock lesner come dey knack like officer woos
This man!! Our mumu no too much
? Leemaaooo
RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:36am On Dec 19, 2021
frozen70:
For a girl to tell you such things, then there must be a good reason for her to do so

As it is, you don't need to ask her why

Just close her page and move to another chapter
Thank you. I will do just that.
RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:33am On Dec 19, 2021
unclejb2:
e be like say your prick no dey stand well. Babe no need plenty story.
Lol and who told you.? I don't brag about the dragon in between my legs. Case closed.
RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:31am On Dec 19, 2021
udoakwa:
Bro to be sincere with, you weren't as good as her so called boyfriend in bed that is why she doesn't want to waste her time renacking you again when she can get something better from her main guy
Lol well there will be no rematch or renacking. I think celibacy is the best option. After three years of "lemme try this shit and see" maybe I'm not ready.
RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:27am On Dec 19, 2021
Kinzo0917:
. SPOT ON. U NAILED IT
Yeah it's true but I didn't expect her reaction. Like was I supposed to take enhancement ? I'm not used to that.
RomanceRe: She Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 12:24am On Dec 19, 2021
It's actually my story so I won't feel ashamed of anything while saying it.
The truth is the I don't date, and dating her doesn't mean I was in love. I was just fond of her.

I last knacked since 3 years ago, then I was quite good at it and after I we did what we did before this one dumped me, I knew deep down that it wasn't to her satisfaction.

I talked to her about it. But I was surprised to see her sudden reaction.
Deep down I still miss her. And yes she told me she had a boyfriend whom she loved.
I asked her what she wanted from me but she never said anything. She just kept looking at me whenever I asked her.

I'm not the s*x addict, I can date a girl for years but I would rather focus on building a lasting relationship rather than going for what is under her skirt.
RomanceShe Just Wanted My Body! God Why? What Do I Do? by Amebong(op): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2021
All my life it's actually my first time to experience this sort of thing. I have been dating this girl for a while and things have been going well until we decided to knack. On that faithful evening, we knacked and sat and talked like two matured adults and talked.
The next day babe called me and was like I should stop talking to her and any kind of intimacy we had shared should be forgotten.
She even said she has a serious boyfriend and I should stay off her life.
I was shocked really.!!
What went wrong? Was I just used and dumped.?
I think she just wanted my body! Girls are farking cheats.!!!

RomanceHow do you love again after betryal? by Amebong(op):
How do you love again if your heart was shattered by your partner? How can you make your mom and dad fall in love again?

Source:
https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/moms-and-dads-do-fall-out-of-love/
TV/MoviesWhat does ceetimax Know about Albert Ezerzer? by Amebong(op):
What have you heard about Albert Ezerzer?
Read more:
https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/who-is-albert-ezerzer-heres-what-we-know/
Business8 Smart Ways To Earn Money Online by Amebong(op):
Hi there �. My name is Ceetimax. today I will be listing the many ways to earn money online free of charge.
That is you don't need to pay to earn, all you need is to assure yourself that you can do it.
Note that I will be making the full explanation on https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/how-to-make-money-online-for-beginners/ my blog.
Just to be sure you get the details in brief I will simply list them below.

1. Make videos on YouTube.
2. Become a freelancer.
3. Sell books on Amazon.
4. Buy and sell domains.
5. Become a blogger.
6. Make money as a creator on Facebook, Instagram and Tiktok.
7. Learn crypto currency exchange.
8. Become an affiliate marketer.

All of the above mentioned are just a few way out of the many ways to earn money online.

It might not be easy at first, but with consistency and steady grinding, winning is guaranteed.

For detailed explanation, I recommend you read more on my blog.
Source: https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/how-to-make-money-online-for-beginners/
CelebritiesTop 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Feel Entitled To Baby Mamas by Amebong(op): 4:09pm On Oct 17, 2021
Hello Welcome to my space.
Recently, a while lot of nigerian celebrities feel entitled to having so much baby Mama's.
Is this proper? Should these celebs impregnate every girl they like without settling down with any?
1. Davido.
This famous nigerian singer David Adeleke is on the top charts of celebrities who are entitled to a lot of baby Mamas.
When everyone thought chioma was the last, boom another one showed up and truth be told, his recent baby mama won't be the last.
Imagine after promising chioma heaven on Earth and ended up not marrying her. It's so heartbreaking.

2. 2face.
2baba would have been the first but dude is now regretting his actions now.
Imagine he's always on the news due to his baby Mama's issue every day. Lol. Last time when the gbasgbos was too much he had to run away.


3. Burnaboy
Burnaboy feels entitled to always winning a Grammy.
Like dude feels it's his birthright.

4. Wiskid.
Don't ask me what wiskid is entitled to because I don't want his fans to come under my comment section. But if you know you know.

5. Jim Iyke.
Ok. Boss who doesn't like critics.
You beat up anyone because you feel you are entitled doing things your way.

Anyways let me know what you think.

The list is much but if you want to learn more on how to deal with people who feel entitled to things you can check this post.
https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/how-to-handle-people-who-feel-entitled/
RomanceHow Do I Gain Boldness To Toast A Girl Face To Face. by Amebong(op): 3:45pm On Oct 17, 2021
Most times it's not like the guys aren't interested, but they lack that courage to say their mind.!
How can one woo a girl face to face without feeling scared ?
Here's an answer to help most guys face any girl.
https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/how-to-toast-a-girl-face-to-face-without-feeling-shy/

Nairaland General#bbnaija: Shocking Things About Whitemoney You Never Knew by Amebong(op): 9:48pm On Oct 04, 2021
So big brother naija season 6 just ended yesterday being third of October 2021. And guess who emerged the winner of the season.? Whitemoney!
There are things About whitemoney you never knew. And I will be mentioning them here. 1. Do you know white money was the least educated housemate of the season? 2. Whitemoney always reminded the other housemates and views he is from a poor background and he struggles for everything he has. 3. Do you know amongst all the other housemates, it was only white money that brought in a strategy which is cooking. Although he did it for fun but the rest of the housemates only came to gist, relax, sleep and win the show!! 4. Do you know White Money slept under bridge in Lagos? 5. Do you know White Money learnt how to traffic (commercial and private driving) 6. Do you know white money learnt how to Barb as well.? Keeping up with whitemoney!!

Nairaland GeneralMark Zuckerberg Spokesperson tenders apologies over sudden outage (on Twitter) by Amebong(op):
Facebook’s outages happen relatively rarely but tend to be vast in their impact, not least because they affect three of the world’s biggest apps.

The company is often cryptic about the causes of any issues, and does not tend to explain them even after they are fixed. In 2019, for instance, it suffered its biggest outage in years – and said only that it had “triggered an issue” during “routine maintenance operations”.
The company spokesperson said that it apologised for the problem but gave no indication of why the outage began or how long it might take to fix.

“We’re aware that some people are having trouble accessing our apps and products,” spokesperson Andy Stone said on Twitter. “We’re working to get things back to normal as quickly as possible, and we apologize for any inconvenience.”

The same statement was posted shortly after on the official Facebook Twitter page.

Instagram also shared a similar update.

“Instagram and friends are having a little bit of a hard time right now, and you may be having issues using them,” it wrote on its communications page. “Bear with us, we’re on it!”

And WhatsApp also updated users through its official Twitter account.

“We’re aware that some people are experiencing issues with WhatsApp at the moment. We’re working to get things back to normal and will send an update here as soon as possible,” it said.

RomanceWhat Are The Possibilities of getting a good man by Amebong(op):
Truly loyal people are rare because of how infidelity / betrayal has stolen the heart of man.
Loyal men and women exist but there are rare like I said.
Here I found a source where it was explained in detail how to find one.
Source: https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/how-to-find-a-loyal-man-5-major-signs-hes-loyal/
WebmastersRe: Differences Between A Website, A Blog, And A Forum by Amebong(m): 10:19am On Sep 04, 2021
[ https://www.ceetimax.com.ng ] could be regarded as a blog. It has just one front page with constant recently posts on it. Unlike a website which doesn't require frequent posting. For example you have a website like>> [ https://www.thebroomers.com ]
Car TalkPlease How Long Would It Take Me To Save Money For A New Car( Bugatti Veyron) by Amebong(op): 11:53am On Aug 27, 2021
It depends on how much you earn, a Bugatti Veyron is very expensive.
The price of a Bugatti in Nigeria is approximately Naira 1.1 billion.

To get new car, you need to be sure you have the available resources to care for it.
Is it advisable to take a loan to buy a new car.?
In some cases yes, if you have a means of paying back.

You can pay on installments to the cars dealers and at the end of the agreed time you go pick up your car.
Source:
https://www.ceetimax.com.ng/how-to-save-money-for-a-car-you-want-to-buy/

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