big fingers not long, not big like obese fingers oo, just big , their thing na dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chika98:

OP

Leave the guy jare. No one should be subjected to a little thing for life. God forbid bad thing!

i can see u r so passionate about the size of that thing

tope another way of knowing big thing na big foot big koboko

~Sauron~:

Come to me crib darling and find out.

Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I envy your boy/f o.

tell me now , then we can have a good time

~Sauron~:

Chei, see sex experts.
Danke, i throway salute o.

sweetheart whats your shoe size?

chika98:

Why do you think some of em have confidence that exudes through the roof? You can have your tall dark and handsome you hear

and when you see them naked with the rock, you will begin to wonder, where will this rock enter, infact you go begin pray your last prayer for that area

chika98:

Thank U dear! U know what's good!

I got a degree in dcikilogy and bediologvy, ive actually witnessed alot in the theatre, even when they are sedated you can see its big not to talk of when they r turned on

TOPE2000!:

lolz. . . .danke doesnt lie

oh christ. . . . . .but i agree with the above

i dont lie sweetheart, yea those kind of men r goodddddddddddddddddddddduuuuuuuuu

ask sisterwoman poster

~Sauron~:

Don't believe Danke. . . . . .She's describing her hubby's thingy(not Sauron).

i am describing you thing,

i no say short, average height slim men, not the 6ft pple, but average n slim, it is a well known fact, especially if they are bald headed, hairy n have got a little big nose, they r good in bed

bia chika, i say i dey suffer from tonsiliike nshi, , sauron's weapon of mass destruction is out to send women to their early grave

i agree smallish men have got ozuma rock down there, not short per se, but you know smallish n slim

tope try them, a trial will conceive you

TOPE2000!:

I don see am, play with am, kiss am but i wan hear from the horse'smouth na

Lol . . . . the tall guys chika have been meetin must have small kini
she has bad experience with tall dudes

abeg u never see am jare, this sauron own go enter vagin.a come out from mouth thru throat, infact i am suffering from tonsillitis

na this kind poster be say , if him enter  a virgin, the girl will still be a virgin

especially a naija

Tope u never see sauron thing b4 , even horse see sauron koboko , throway respect give am , why do you think i keep coming back for more

oga sauron,i throway salute

Tof-enof:

Sorry i dint really explain.
On the outside, he seems all perfact with a very great attitude. He's lovable, caring, really charming. You know the dark, tall, handsome, well built and very respectful sort. The perfect man for lovers of brown skin But in the bedroom, he has a small winny. You know wicky, wick. Damn it, HE HAS A SMALL THING. manliness!!! And to crown it all up, he's based in a different town far from where i am.
I like him alot but i'm not sure how long i can trust myself under these situation before i lose it.
I'm open to suggestions of any kind

winnergals kinda man, where una dey meet this perfectly built, tall, caring, rich bla bla bla men

Abeg una dey fantasy land, i believe the small thingy part, but the way you lot describe your men, one will think they were sent fresh from heaven to earth

TOPE2000!:

Jenny gerraway
i don laff tire

chika98:

He hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yeah Tipper senior pan!

i dey tell una, una dey laff me, naija men and their pride, i will never forget that day, that was one of those days you wanna do all night reach tomorrow, the dude was worn out after the days work, i no come know who send me to yab am, but i faced the consequences

So teyy the next day, i carry mirror peep my down below to know if e still dey intact, abi the man rip am comot

even if i don chop the man a million rounds before the wedding night, na the night him go know say him wife dey sexually and bedimatically aggressive, we go see who go run comot for bed

But hey make i give you girls advice, never call a man weak jokingly for bed matter, i joked about it one night, and i ended up with a muscle pull after action

chika98:

Yes o! Me love you long time How's you?

i dey jare, i wan ring in sick for work sef, no feel like working today

the yam go dey uprooted from the well, the orange will plucked and sucked from the chest


No matter how tired i was then with all the travelling down to naija, the man remind me early morning of that day with text message

" Baby remember today is the beginning of my husbandly rights"

"I ga fu na tipper to'ro pan" - you go know today say tipper senior pan 

And after that night , e remain small for me to waka with "walking stick"

i comment my reserve

chika98:

Crase girl

oh yes baby, i love you too

nana:

Lol! She needs to pay Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon a visit.

I reckon if she pays pastor chris okotie a visit, after one annointing service , miraculously her english will change, take a look at chris thread for reference

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-153160.0.html

if it is the intimate kind of love, the "i love you baby,you are driving me crazy" kinda love, the " i will cross the ocean for you, i will go and bring you the moon, i will be your hero your strength" then no, they cant be two, you can only love one

But if it is agape love, you can as well love the whole world

I love you poster

naliakar:

I wonder what Omo thinks about the current bad light Nigeria is placed following the botched terrorist attempt to bring down North Westerner Airlines over Christmas. She should say something

is she now the president?

Outstrip:

What do you mean caste? Are you indian or something? What religion are you talking about

maybe na oyibo she be naaaaa, na them dey find young naija boys for sex relationship

the thing is, if you both kept your legs closed until that day, no matter how tired you lot are, the womans yam root must be uprooted by the man

stillwater:

Thank God she's out. Better be single than live with a demon in the name of marriage. Her life and baby's life is more important than the farce the ex wants her to die in.

Thank you, exactly what i said in the family section yesterday, God does not like divorce like someone said, so we are expected to die all in the name of marriage

mama-gee:

Must you start a thread?

pot calling kettle black, egbe enue dake jareee

kokoye:



Be romantic about my wife on Nairaland? naaa

But for real though, I do talk about her every once in a while . . but I hardly startup threads about her.

I will blame myself if I bring up something about her and some slowpoke posts makes some nasty comment that I cannot stand . .hope you understand

I dont joke with my woman . . treat her and my sisters with all the respect they deserve, whether i'm anonymous here or not.

It is my toddler son who does the funny stuff . . and it is ok for his age.

peace.

I AGREE WITH YOU

~Sissy~:

yes, some women do often neglect their "romance" after having a kid. their priorities change and their child become their utmost priority. which is very understandable, chasing a toddler around, housework and stress is enough to stop the romance machine engine, however, am of the believe that a woman should at least try not forget her friend, and first love, her husband and his needs too. its very doable.

good point sissy, but the fact that he is her husband does not mean he is her first love

~Sauron~:

They value those shoes more than their husbands.
90% of those shoes have never been worn. Some women are just wasteful.

no we dont, we just wanna look good for the husbands

else na una go still complain say una woman dey tie wrapper everyday, allow us look good abeg