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Good luck to him.

I dedicate this FTC to:
#AMBODE MUST GO!!!
He and his little, arrogant, priest-sacking wife.

Don't forget his wife had an Anglican priest dismissed because she had to stand in line for offering like everyone else.

Little arrogant people.

How much for medicine

Ademidd:
Hello nairalanders, I bought fake Nivea from Just rite store at Alagutan Bustop, Iyana ipaja tonight. Its so painful because the fake and the original are the same price. Will they take it back if I return it tomorrow? Thanks

BY LAW, they must take it back.

XhosaNostra:
And now she's probably going up & down an 11 inch pole

Good for you for knowing when to draw the line though. Commendable

Maybe. I didn't exactly draw the line. I was TURNED OFF by the profuse weeping.
I suspect she'd end up with very small fellow asians.

U gotta be shitting me.

I'd be back.

This made frontpage two days sgo

EzeDictator:
I Like Issues Direct And Straight To The Point... Athiest come And Lets Ask Ourselves questions... Lets Keep It Matured and Straight... WE ARE HERE TO EDUCATE OURSELVES AND NOT ARGUE BLINDLY... I Dont Know Much Of The Athiests here... Seun, lalasticlala...

Then go and educate yourself first b4 u make a fool of yourself.

XhosaNostra:
Shrugs.

She was a cute, little, very lively thing too. I simply couldn't stand the weeping.

Happy divorce soon.
(Especially if u don't get back to having enough money as before).

I dedicate this FTC to all those working patiently to make Nigeria a better place...
AND
all those working patiently to THROW AMBODE OUT OF OFFICE.

#AMBODE MUST GO!!!
He and his little arrogant, priest-sacking wife.
Little arrogant people.

XhosaNostra:
Maybe you didn't do much to arouse her.

No she was all eager and aroused till we finally came to it. Through tears, she told me the doctor warned her.

How much? I'm interested. Why no prices?

XhosaNostra:
You must be an amateur then

No, she was really, really crying like someone in agony. A total turn-off.
In hindsight maybe she was a virgin.

gideotti:
Please I need directions to Traffic Light b/stop, Coker road Ilupeju Lagos am coming from ketu bus stop

Ever heard of google map?

XhosaNostra:
You must be hung like a mouse if their condoms fit you
Don't say that too loud lol.

I once had a Japanese. In the end we couldn't do it - I was simply too big for her

CSTR2:
The bigger the dicck, the smaller the brain.

Congo, a complete shitthole should naturally have the biggest diccks.

Congo actually is statistically better than Nigeria.

If u moved to Nigeria from Congo you will:

LIVE 3.9 YEARS LESS

 Congo, Democratic Republic Of (57.3 years)

 Nigeria (53.4 years)

In Congo, Democratic Republic Of, the life expectancy is (on average) 57.3 years. In Nigeria, the average life expectancy is 53.4 years. 
Category: Congo, Democratic Republic Of vs. Nigeria - Life Expectancy

CONSUME 12.3% MORE ELECTRICTY

 Congo, Democratic Republic Of (114 kWh per capita - 2014 est.)

   

 Nigeria (128 kWh per capita - 2014 est.)

   

Congo, Democratic Republic Of consumes around 114 kWh per capita of electricity per year. In Nigeria, that number is 128 kWh per capita. 
Category: Congo, Democratic Republic Of vs. Nigeria - Electricity Consumption


BE 11.1% MORE LIKELY TO LIVE BELOW THE POVERTY LINE

 Congo, Democratic Republic Of (63% of people - 2012 est.)

   

 Nigeria (70% of people - 2010 est.)

   

In Congo, Democratic Republic Of, approximately 63% of people live below the poverty line.
In Nigeria, that number is 70% of people. 
Category: Congo, Democratic Republic Of vs. Nigeria - Poverty Line

BE 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE LIVING WITH HIV/AIDS

 Congo, Democratic Republic Of (0.8% of people - 2015 est.)

 Nigeria (3.2% of people - 2014 est.)

In Congo, Democratic Republic Of, 0.8% of people are living with AIDS/HIV. In Nigeria, that number is 3.2% of people. 
Category: Congo, Democratic Republic Of vs. Nigeria - HIV/AIDS Prevalance

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kimbraa:
Africans can stereotype. That their men are known for these, it doesn't mean there are no good ones among them so it's wrong of you to conclude on such basis but you can up your guides while around them.

So true. Try to be always open minded

Africa my Africa

olabrad:
I'm still waiting for you to pick out the part of that comment that makes him a fool

The part that says Susan Rice and Vladimir Putin (what a combination!) poisoned Abiola.

Duh!
Who doesn't know this.

olabrad:
I'm sure you will be looking like a dead meat if you are asked to back your comment with facts.

The facts are starring u right in the face: read the heading of this thread.

sibepoc:
It's lonely at the top. Not everyone wants to be your friend, everyone wants to associate with you. Don't misunderstand what friend mean..

Everybody in your game wants to be your FRIEND. They want to be like you, be around u, learn from u. Meanwhile all u want is some alone time. I wonder who came up with that stupid saying. Lonely at the top my ass.

So true

Na wa.

I wonder what are the sizes of Nairaland's supermods

Mandrake007:
you're not just lucky but blessed

And I'm very much aware of it. Thanks.

XhosaNostra:
I'm not in the mood for that at the moment. Whatever you say.

How can't u be in the mood for SEX?!

happy200:
How top are you? do u think earning below N500,000 is the top?. My brother it's empty their! just own 1 billion and come back and tell me. *Experienced*

I'm at the top of my game and it is not lonely at all. It is not always about money.
As they say, if u developed the best mouse trap (the top), the world will beat a path to your door.

brenister10:
If you don't have any sensible thing to say, why not keep quiet mofo

That is the most sensible thing anybody can say about FFK. He is a FOOL.