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Jazmiynne:
Yea babe it's confirmed... He is a guy. A really nice one. LastMumu fear not for us. Our friend is a corper, and all corpers are nicely nice (well at least every corper answers nicely to strangers shouting 'corper shun' on the road sha)

Welcome to jobland our friend. **offers him flowers ** I thought you were team Kwara... Did you get to redeploy to Enugu? Besides A16 is yet to camp na abi?

Jaz how did you dig out all these things about a guy who hasn't come back to reply us? Is he serving in Enugu State? If so, that's very nice o. He must be eating Okpa everyday! Lol.

Welcome to jobland our new friend. Feel free to tease Jaz and I anytime you are bored. Lol.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz Rotfl... See first class bribing! Our friend please fall for this bribe very heartily please

That ride she mentioned, it's really real o

Hahahaha. Jaz allow me express my love o! And why did you say it is my fault sef? Eh? I have always been the good one, giving no trouble but you are starting to exonerate yourself abi? Let him come first. We will see whose side he will be.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz... Seriously I told Amy o. It's all her fault! I saw it and jejely passed by before, but she drew me back.

Anyways to our new friend... I hope when you come you would embrace us, Infact I'm sure you would.( #hugs our new friend in advance ) Really, LastMumu this our friend won't take offence, just watch and see.

And just in case he/she refuses to take our dry humour in good heart, we know we can count on you. The duo of Amy and I are worth more than the slight beating it might cost you (even if 4 more teeth might fall off) Oh and don't worry, you won't be alone fighting for us, we do know how to gather a crowd in our support

Lol. Jaz, I have a strong feeling that the biochemist is a guy. If my hunch is correct then we are in good hands. True guys can't resist hugs from females *smiles. He will hug us.

Let's be patient, our hug will not tarry.

LastMumu:
Jazmiynne and Amicable09, by the time that guy you are mocking teasing comes for your jugular, I no dey o.

I no want hear say "Bros, abeg help us beg am o". My last experience of begging on a girls behalf left me with two of my incisors dancing skelewu in the gutter. , Till today, the ghost of those two teeth keeps haunting me in my dreams, begging for a proper burial.

Lol. I beg no go anywhere! Stay close... lol.

I didn't mean to make fun of him, I just wanted to play in my usual way o! Kai, let the person come quick and laugh abeg, I am beginning to worry he may come with his gang and pounce on me mercilessly... lol.

Guy, I'm your girl. I want the best for you... lol, you remember when you said accommodation should be part of the package, I decided to add a ride to go with it for you. I want the best for you dear, only the best.

Jazmiynne:
Mekaa o...
Di eli badu (that's on the assumption that you've not just been staying in Ph without understanding the basic Greetings sha)

As for Lero being capable... Time would tell

Lol.
Mekaa we! lol

Yea, time will.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz

Being as it may, I hope he/she sees the goodwill in what we are saying sha. It's hard enough getting a job alone talk less of when you are already fixated on a ready-made accommodation alongside the job.

But then again, what do you and I know Amy? Abi u get first class?

To each one as his faith moves him, that's how it works sometimes


**on another note...

Better start praying for Lero to withstand what uboma has planned up for him o

Lol.
You are right babe... in fact, always right.

I hope the fellow sees this when he is in a good mood to laugh or else, you and I will see stars today... lol.

There is also no disputing the fact that those jobs which come with such provisions as pecks may actually exist but then the chances of getting them are... (fill in the blank space). Therefore, as his faith can carry him/her, so be it. I can only wish him well.
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What is uboma planning? Lero is twice able and capable! I know this for sure.

Jazmiynne:
Lol this babe ghat no chill at all.... Lwkmd!

Recruiters sef don hear am for JobSeekers hand... Lolz

Babe that guy is not a beggar, he has choice so what ya saying?
So if you don't have an accommodation he doesn't need your job. Simple!

Infact sef he/she is a first class graduate of biochemistry! Do you know what it means to graduate from my course as a first class product All the metabolic pathways de that guy head o... So no joke with am o. Accommodation or forggeritt!

LWKMD!
Job seekers are not smiling at all. Lol

The way he/she put the request made it difficult for me to overlook, I just knew I had to come up with the best plan to absorb a first class grad before landlords hijack him. Lol. So, I've proposed a mansion for his comfort, he will need an official car to go with it... Innoson Motors will send one across, I've placed an order.

But seriously, dude needs to start applying for jobs outside Enugu and be prepared for little discomfort. Otherwise, he/she will start seeing microorganisms live without microscope. Lol

Nony1:
Greetings to you all,
Please am looking for job opportunity in Enugu or outside enugu with accommodation.

Am a first class graduate of biochemistry.

Lol. I like your request... Wait for me to build the mansion first then I will invite you for the job reserved.

ednut1:
am jst 19 abeg o

Lol. Your football age! I grab.

Enjoy dear, take out time to flex yourself at least. Show us pishures tonight... or we won't believe you were born on the 12th of April.

Ednut1, correct guy! Lol
Happy birthday to you. This 29th birthday will bring you to a whole new level, greater than the previous years.

Enjoy! If it fell on weekend, I mean April 12, 2016 a Friday or Saturday, I would have come to your house to celebrate the day with you but not to worry... Call me up when you are 29 offline, I'll be present. *winks.

Jazmiynne:
Don't beg him joor.... I was expecting him to come well equipped to slay dragons only for him to come and speak oyibo

He is a learned man and so must speak oyibo. Gone are those days when you and Sir U intimidated me here because I was alone, now my right hand man is here *smiling*.

Slay everything on site boo! No mercy... Lol

Kaylexzy:
Lol. Yes ma'am, u da Boss.
It's good to be back tho.
And How has Ur day been so far?

Lol. Very fine, thanks.
I hope yours is following similar pattern too? Enjoy.

Kaylexzy:
Lol... Make I blush small *feeling important*.


Someone actually missed me? And here I was thinking nobody cared o.


Well sha, I've been here and there o... Sick sometimes, very busy at other times.

Tanx a whole lot for checking up on me.

How have u been nao?

Lol. Yea, I missed you. Everyone is special in their way. I never knew I would actually miss someone who throws romance gist to my face like you... lol, but then after weeks of seeing no thread like 'Help: She said my *** is too ***' or 'I'm in Love with my Mother, What should I do' Lol, I had to confess I miss a follower.

I'm glad you are fine now and back but I will soon give you number of posts to comment on per day. Lol. You do more than 50 previously, we will cut it down.

And Oh! I've been good. Thanks.

Hi Kaylexzy,
Did you travel? Honestly, I made up my mind that today I will give you a mention if you don't show up and keep me abreast with romanceland. Lol.

You are one follower I count on to at least make me know the title of threads opened there. At a point I thought you deactivated but checked yesterday, you hadn't so I said today I will do a mention.

Welcome back. Hope nothing happened to you like sickness or anything else?

cc150615:
Hope u had a swell time at the gardencity home?
Nd about visiting Osun, u shd make it a date and thank me later

*smiling*
Yea, thanks CC.
I'm still around though, we can hang out if you have time. Will be nice meeting you in person... That's if you do me the honor of being the first nairalander I'll meet. Lol.

Mmmh, Is Osun more beautiful than Calabar? I've visited Cal and I loved it there. I hope Osun will beat the record sha.

DatechMan:
It would be a pleasure to host you here.
Osun is a wonderful place. I'll take you to the shrine .
We also have waterfalls with awesome cascade and Vista to behold.

You're always welcome

Arigato

#GodBlessNigeria

Lol. I Love shrines. There's a lot to see in Osun, I guess... I'll really be pleased if you take me on a tour around your city and the villages too.

Arigato? #New word.

Have a lovely and productive week Datech.

Moyarh:
Lool. U no go kill me oo
Hehe. More like do u tolerate it atal? Occasionally maybe... Does your system permit it? Or u just dnt like it atall...
Hope you had a wonderful sunday?
Hv a lovely new week Amic.
Wen will eko hv u sef?

Lol. Oh! Let's discuss this over two bottles of Legend in camera. I had a super wonder Sunday, thanks for asking.

I'll be in Eko in a fortnight maybe or less. Have a great week.

Lero15:
Mention them

Jaz no 1. Jaz no 2. Jaz no 3. Uboms no 4.
4 of them.

yorex2011:
No I'm not, any better for me ?

Lol. No, I'm doing some mental calculations. You are still very young. That's good.

yorex2011:
Haha, Dragnet no get level na

Lol. I love your confidence.
Are you up to 25 years of age Yorex?

wroskian:
Gbam!!!

Lol.

sifo:
For someone with so much interest in psychology that's a rather unexpected question.

Lol. You read that on his thread right?

Lero15:
Lol. No food in church o.
Who are they??

Lol. They is them sha.

yorex2011:
How does one fight/cure depression?

Yorex how far? What's the cause? Don't tell me Dragnet.
*smiles.

To fight/cure depression, you must first dig out the root cause of the blue feeling. Then you must surround yourself with real and virtual friends. Listen to loud music... lol. I do that and do what you love most. You can write, draw, dance, read, just anything.

Above all, force yourself to stay cheerful.

wroskian:
All this petite ladies sef... how many tankers of petrol una shortness petiteness don provide?


*runs for cover**

Lol.
*Hands him a toothbrush and Oral B*
Brush it all off! The errors.

Lero15:
Darling, I was still in church o. We had church committee meeting.

Now I'm home. Hope you have some good food for me...

Ah! Oga o, you people were almost going to sleep in church today. See the time! Since morning.

Did they not share food in church for the members of the committee meeting? Lol.

OK. I will bring you food but next week go with a mat because before you return they would have silenced me here and I most probably will run away to a new land.

teechudleyy:
Nne, we are doing just great o. Glad to know you are fine too. Just do ur thing and be great. We dey hia!

Thanks.

That reminds me Tee, are we not going to see the end of those literary works of yours? I'm not happy with the 'pause' button you pressed since. Please press 'play'... ejo.

teechudleyy:
Loooool! Thanks dear. Babe Ive missed u plenty o. Always seeing u in the JV section... but Ive missed u. How u been?

Lol. I've missed you more. I got my hand filled with stuff last week that I could barely even utter a word without thinking of 'target'.

I'm fine. Thanks for the mention the last time. Adim mma.

How are you and baby bop? And family too?

Dahveydson:
Missing you like kilode!! Please come back soon.
No I don't.

Lol. Ok. Ayam coming back soon. For you Mon amie.

Dahveydson:
Err, I didn't hear anything oo


Happy sunday my love

Happy Sunday sweetheart since 1924.
Hope you are enjoying yourself and are not missing me too much? Do you go through costain Dave?