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Jazmiynne:
Bae what happens to celebrating the sisters too?

Mbok Appreciate who is to be appreciated and Celebrate who is to be celebrated for their individually unique endeavours regardless of their gender

Lol. Forgive me dear. I substituted both terms like they were synonyms.

Dahveydson:

Lol. Flies will enter your e-mouth o!
What did you hear Dave? Happy Sunday dearie.

Philomath1212:
Sorry ma'am. Apology! Just do as if you didn't see that. Thanks.

*smiles* Please appreciate the sisters as much as you celebrate the brothers.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz I tellz you!

Many times females choose to live in denial

Lolz. Exactly true.
Difficult for some to differentiate reality from mirage. They hold on to shadow leaving substance.

Philomath1212:
Sorry for jumping in...
Praising women for what?
Research has shown that the pain a man goes through when his balls are kicked is 160x when woman wanna give birth.
So that translates to a man giving birth 160x ,imagine if he experienced uncountable ball kicking.

Excuse me!
What research are you talking about?

Today is Sunday, if I start on those balls ehn... lol. Lips sealed.

Udochee:
finally una deserve am. having grown up in the midst of 5 women i dare to say they over deserve it sef.abeg no forget our wilson abi na gibsco bread oo.

some secondary school memories never fade away so soon. for a guy to catch a babe's attention its either you're intelligent or you're handsome or you're a bully.

You be correct guy. In fact, I'll buy the two.

Yea, sec school memories, evergreen. Lol @the attention catching part. I don't know what catches a young boy's eye but I know what little girls fantasize about and crush on

Jazmiynne:
Lol bae I just read your last diary post... Got me Rotfl
Girls sha we can hope!
5 years.. Till infinity

Lol. Babe you know that 5 years line na... lol.
When some girls can't read the handwriting on the wall.

Udochee:
yes ooo. the priest jus had to make the heads of the women 'swell up' with all the accolades. abeg do & born sharp sharp party rice is hungrying me

Lol. Very soon I go born, no go far so you go get the news early.

But women deserve to be praised, don't you think so?

adeaks:
But looking back now, majority of those who 'hated' one another in secondary school actually ended up dating.

Seems like it was a default setting then especially for the girls. The guy they really liked would be the one they openly professed to hate. And the guys usually only bullied the girls they really liked.

Life was kinda good then sha.

I am sure you and Justice ......

Hahahaha. So true adeaks. I don't know why it was that way. Couldn't the boys just say out loud that they liked the girl.

They used two weapons;
Bullying and
Ignore as in to act like they aren't noticing you... lol.

Those boys in my class ehn, they were a big case. But they were the best set of friends I've known. No pretence with them. Life was really good then.

Me and Justice now? lol, I don't even know where the dude is at. My dad withdrew me from the school when he noticed I was too razz in senior secondary.

Udochee:
Happy sunday guys but most especially happy mothering sunday to the ladies in the house (na today my own church dey celebrate her own oo). the rhematic rhema flowing in this place today ehhh..amy,jaz,lastmumu,dave,adeaks i see u peepul.

Wow! That's timely cos I will soon be a mother! Thanks Udo.

Hope service was great?

adeaks:
Hmmmm!!!!!! You are in indeed in the spirit. Thou shall see instant manifestation.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!!!!

*starts dancing the hallelujah dance and chanting hallelujah chorus*
Lol

LastMumu:
Ah Jazmiynne!

So you too have joined amicable and prophet adeaks using innuendos to talk about sex this early Sunday morning! And I thought you were a spirikoko just like me!

Emi?
Innuendo abi eminado?
What are you saying?

Spiritual brother, you need to study the word so that your mind will be renewed *winks.

LastMumu:
Which stone? Which sin? Go and sleep joor....... You made the first sin by assuming I'm a Christian!

Hahahaha.
You have officially earned yourself the post of my e-bully. Lol

So seriously you aren't a Christian? How are we going to marry na? I know you love me sha... lol.

Let me gist you about a bully in sec sch. That small boy, I will never forget his name, Justice, he bullied me like mad. He always made me run after him in anger, for him it was fun but for me, he was making me cry. Lol. So everyone started calling us husband and wife.

Whenever you bully me here, I remember Justice. *smiles. Tell me the truth, are you him?

Jazmiynne:
Lol

Okay.. When you return, tell us the story

Lol.

You love stories too much. Lagbaja! nothing for you!

I will return with proofs that I was with the prophet. The evidence will speak for itself.

Jazmiynne:
Of course!

After the prophet 'prophesies' into your ministry, you would certainly leave as twice the person who came in. Every thing go be double double after 9 months

Hahahaha.
9 months is too far to see the manifestation of the prophecy.

adeaks:
Daughter of Zion, you want a crisp naira note, but the prophet will give you that and beyond.

You will get the naira notes and at the same be imbued with spiritual rewards. You will leave the mountain as twice the person who came in.

Erm, let your friend book a separate appointment with the prophet.Things of the spirit are not to be mixed together.

Tomorrow night, let her come alone to the prophet, and she shall be elevated.

Lol. Uhm... this sermon is uplifting. I am already feeling the reward. Give me your address. I won't want to miss my appointment tonight.

My friend will tap from the revelation I will come with.

Jazmiynne:
Cry not.... Amicable09 is coming to your rescue

What did you try to do to him? His face should be bright in a room full of professional sleek ladies.

adeaks:
Yes, alone. Things of the spirit require utmost concentration.

You will see the prophet on the mountain in surulere....and thou shall be elevated.

Hahahaha. What is this MOG talking about o? Are we on the same page at all? Elevation? I just want a crisp naira note.

Well, I have a friend who needs some sort of elevation. Can I bring her to the mountain?

Jazmiynne:
Lol doing great dearie
Hope you are fine too

I am dear, I am. Thanks.

Jazmiynne:
Amicable09 please run for your life!

Ayam not running anywhere! You want me to run so you will go there and take the promised reward abi? I know your scheme, I won't fall for it.

#Running Straight To Surulere!
#Running to Grab the good life! lol

adeaks:



This evening, come and see the prophet in camera for you to get your share of the reward.

Lest I forget, make sure you come alone.

Lol. I'm camera shy prophet. How do I get the reward without the camera?

And ah! Alone? At costain or surulere?

Jazmiynne:
Lol...

I'm sure everyone who reads this post would be laughing just like me

Oh and lest I forget, your post is now corrected, feel free to thank me

Hahahaha. Jaz you are high! Lol.

How are you today bae?

LastMumu:
Ordinary one question that I asked, you replied by asking me 3 questions back in vengeance? Was that what your pastor preached in church today?

Lol. The message today was powerful. One of the take home points is this, Let him who is without sin be the first to cast the stone. Lol

You cast the stone when you are with sin so I threw plenty stones at you in return.

LastMumu:
You don't go to church on Sundays?

I am back. Did you go? And how come you ask if I don't go to church on Sundays? Do we attend the same church?

Pastor adeaks, where is my share of the prophet's reward? I need one crisp note too to join in the celebration.

Jazmiynne:
Uboma it is then

Pet name? At my peril... I'm still this innocent yet amicable09 wants to fry me, no thanks, I think I'd rather pass

Baking... Oops, my bad. I actually meant that as a figure of speech as in "work resumption is still baking" = "work resumption loading or coming soon"

Thanks for being on my team1000... Amicable09 better watch out cos emi ati mod ti take over

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Hope y'all are sleeping fine...
Goodnight uboma.... Goodnight amicable09.... Sorry I missed the fun. I kinda got unavoidably busy

Lol. Be forming innocent in front of Uboma. Everyone knows what you have in your knapsack and I, amicable will soon show it to your sir Ub. Lol.

I just wonder where lero15 is always at when the two of you come here to intimidate me... I really wonder! *thinking out loud.

But I know I've got Davide470 solidly behind me. Take note of that solid, it isn't going to melt. Lol. What you share with uboms is liquid.

Jazmiynne:
Ohwwwwwwww thanks sir uboma Amicable09 I hope you took careful note of this

Lol. There is no note taking there joor. It is going to be From ban to ban.

Moyarh:
Lol. Amic Amic. Hehe
Oya jokes apart, do u drink?

Lol. Mo Mo. Lol
On a serious note, do you mean like do I drink, as in drink always, like a present continuous tense? That kind of 'do I?' You know... lol