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Jazmiynne:
Jaz and Abuja Oya amicable09 comman tell me about the surprise trip you have planned for me... I don miss ur trouble sha

Lol. I miss yours big time. What is this I hear about you getting real busy next week? Hope it won't bring me to the point of searching everywhere for you?

You should be back from Abuja I suppose *winks. Any kilishi for me?

ProudOlodo:
Why na? When I thought you'll start praising me and telling me nice nice things for attempting to be Jesus-like And you didn't even ask how many basketful of loaves I have left. Since you have taken back your "missing you", I will kuku just keep my basket of bread

Oh! Wait! Wait! Wait!
I forgot about the baskets... Lol

I miss you peacock! How many baskets are left? I want bread and sardines, 2 baskets will do.

ProudOlodo:
Lol. I don't think I have a doppelganger anywhere on this planet...except maybe my clones in Mars
I miss you bigly bigly too. Unfortunately the bread had to fulfil another mission before I got here. It ended up feeding a multitude of the hungry. Yea, almost like Jesus ...only twas a multitude of rats in this case

Lol. Why rats na?
You couldn't protect it for my sake! I am not happy at all. I take back my 'missing you'.

uboma:
lol.
Just checking up on you @ Amicable09.
Is Jaz coming to Abuja?

Where is Lero15? It seems ProudOlodo (what a moniker) has taken over your rightful place...

lol

Lol. Thanks dear

ProudOlodo is boo from another planet.
How is my Uboms?

Why is Uboma looking for me? Any better?
Jaz, how far? Where are you now? Lagos or Abuja?

I saw someone who looks exactly like ProudOlodo, I'm not sure now but he waved at me... lol. My proud peacock! Is that you? I miss you plenty plenty! Please, share the bread.

abimbawealth:
Good morning!!! Oyo State

Wow! Oyo, Ibadan.
I had no idea! I like IB. Hope you are enjoying it there? You should consider inviting me down sometime soon.

Moyarh:
Bonjour Ms A. How was your night?

Very fine. Hope you are having a good day?

Jazmiynne:
Lol what would you be wearing before you eventually put legs in my own trousers?

Lol. Buba

Jazmiynne:
Chai this lady can find my trouble shaaaa.... Tgif I jump am pass

Lolz. TGIF oooo!
Just wait for me there, wear your trousers o, because we will put legs in one! Me and you. lol

Rhymzydmf:
Testimony time!! Like seriously it went smooth n fresh.. Ran into dis client of mine ystday, u won't believe d amount i was paid after an hour.. There is God o!!

Wow! That's the beauty of your kind of job. I really should consider falling in love with an electrical engineer *smiles.

Congratulations, more of such kind will come.

Goodness Gracious!
Geobukky are you a photographer? Your love for pictures is becoming infectious... lol, like I'm beginning to love them ancient and modern photos.

I feel like you owe me one shared photo daily! So, I'm gonna be looking out for it everyday.
Have a good morning.

Jazmiynne:
Coool he is a hands-on guy.
Oh that's nice..
How about preference on job location?
Pardon my asking too... Do you have any other qualifications like OND, HND, B.Sc or the likes at the moment?
And you should consider following debbie and eremy (if you haven't already done so)

amicable09 has something to say

Lol. Jaz, I will speak when you have finished speaking, Naughty Ya!

Hi Rhymz, I love how you get your hands dirty... lol... in a good way. I'll share your photos so others on my followership train can see what you do and invite you for jobs. You know I don't have a house yet but Uboma does *winks (Jaz don't hit your head on the wall o...lol)

Then uhm, follow the advice given by Jaz, twill help you too.

Moyarh:
Lol. Ma binu ore mi I will pickup from where i left off

Ehen! Mon amie... Merci beaucoup.
Bonjour.

abimbawealth:
She confessed So many questions, where do i start from

I confess, Mba, profess my care always *winks.
Start from where you are based. Good morning.

abimbawealth:
You ehn... is it your mention is he your Kss exclusive right ke... babe, chill na, we aint talking about Lero here o...


You're welcome though

Lol. I have missed you truly.
Where do you stay Abimba? And I don't even know what you do?

What do you do for a living?
Lol. Now this question sounds funny to me, but I will like to know.

Moyarh:
Amic Amic! Lol
Nairaland and my playlist jarey.
How are you?

Oh! OK. Nice one.

I'm fine. I just remembered your early days in JV chatroom *smiles... You used to prophesy into our week. Lol.

You stopped Mo *sad. Why? You need to continue. Lol

abimbawealth:
Opposition party kwa... i forgive you
We see a lot...
Me is good, sure you're good too

Lol. I forgive you too... For everything. Including giving ksstroud a mention! I have the exclusive right to do that but I forgive you.

I am very good, thanks.

Moyarh:
Amicable09 !

Mo! Mo! You have not slept? Lol
Who is keeping you awake?

abimbawealth:
My love Ksstroud... thanks Ma'am Jaz... advice noted Amicable, Abimbex, David, Moryah... i sight y'all

You this opposition party! Lol How could you have sighted me? I am in a different world.
How are ya?

Rhymzydmf:
ur wishes are indeed coming through.. Tnx a lot!

Yippee!
I hope when the day is finally over you will thrill us with testimony that will tickle our cheeks *smiles.

Let the rest of the day be smooth for you. Later...

WiLdFLame:
so mo no fight spartacuses again??
fight spartacusin in different arena na one of d best tin in d world nau!

I no sure say I understand you. Remove slangs, talk again so I go understand.

WiLdFLame:
hmmm, aunty suzzy!

Ehhhn, uncle fire!

Sleekyshuga oooo! Lol
See where you brought me to.

*leaves flip-flops behind and runs 4/40*

But seriously, is this creativity or the brother? Mine has to be more creative... I should eat a full caked man. Lol

Babacele:
say it again baby! I'm afraid when karma pays SS in its chosen coin, hmmm. u can't reject a good man n think evil won't befall you because Nature has no time for no vacuum. With all the seeming education n so called SS enlightenment, they allow evil from a selected greedy elite to become a regional etho. I can only say God bless Amaechi!

Lol.
Babacele have you been to Rivers State? How can you agree to that post that Wike won't be able to do 10% of what Amaechi did? I'm not a politician but I know Wike is working and he will beat Ameachi's record. Come down to Rivers now and see real work on ground, forget the papers... seeing is believing.

uboma:
Good morning house.

Good morning room.
Go out well and return better. Happy Wednesday joblanders.

Jazmiynne:
Hmmmmm....

Already planning wife number 2 without first even courting the 'wife number 1' much less even a proper marriage at the lady's acceptance. That's quite ungentlemanly sir

Besides Amy knows I don't do sharing and I still cherish my e-singleness... .

As long as you support me on page1000, that's all I ask...

Is this from your mind? Lol
You better accept this indirect proposal before another lady snatches him from you.

As for me, Ayam taken.

uboma:
Lol.

Dont worry, i will marry both of you so you all can wear bum shorts in my house....

Lol.

There is fire on the mountain, Run, Run, Run!
Abuja will not contain the three of us. You will just be shouting I belong to everybody, I am for no one while I will be fighting with Jaz over who gets to wear bum shorts on Monday and who should wear it on Tuesday. Lol

Jazmiynne:
My point exactly!

You and I know that the blame game is only an excuse. A man that cheats wanted to cheat, I dare say I can't be convinced otherwise. But the point is, I'd rather he not quote me as his excuse for cheating.

I don't have sisters though. But when I was very little, I had aunties that lived in our house, and they wore clothes while doing chores. I ain't saying the lady should wear "Mary Amaka" to cover every every, I'm saying she should at least be decent and Wear clothes

Oh yea! Correct.
What ladies desire to wear these days are without apology. I prefer if a lady wants 'fresh air' in another woman's house, do it when her hubby is not home. Once he returns, respect the couple and be decent in your mode of dressing.

Jaz get ready o, I'm coming to spend weekends in your house when sir Uboms pay your dowry. *smiles.

Jazmiynne:
Hehehehe first lemme laugh...

1.....#pictures Amy in 'short' wrapper.... Lero are you thinking what I'm thinking?

2...why would she walk around 'naked' in my house at all?? I mean is there supposed to be a timetable determining when my husband should come to his own house?? He can come in anytime and so she shouldn't be on skimpy stuff. In fact sef in this case, the babe wears ONLY bum shorts, I don't think she has Any clothes that even go close to her knees besides trousers which she rarely ever wears. Lol I don't know her plan

3....What superstory are you telling??! He sees your sister as his sister.. Lol... In this same world where blood brother and sister go all over social media in gratification of their incestuous union? Where fathers claim the devil pushed them to rape their very own daughters? Where uncles impregnate their nieces Or are we not talking about the same temptation that made ANGELS disobey God, and leave heaven to the earth during Noah's time?

Babe, leave that he sees them like his sisters and ensure that pant does not wear you.

Anybody that has to stay in my house, prepare to wear clothes, at least let's retain some sanity and minimise reasons for unnecessary stories

Lolz ... Mehn! make pants no come wear me o
.. lol. Babe, you no go give space to them girls at all o! No smiling.

I stay with my sis and I know how crazily hot it can be when one is doing cleanup, you can't afford to wear 'clothes' like complete clothing. But then, these things aren't new. The man shouldn't see that as an excuse to misbehave IMO. Once, I was even telling my younger sister that the way we dress at home ehn! God bless my papa... lol.

I just think if the man is uncomfortable, he should tell his wife. There is no big ish there. In Western countries ladies walk the streets dressed that way and men don't jump on them, that's why they are men cos they have brains. Our Nigerian men too dey blame devil for nothing.

Ehen! Jaz, your update... e be as e get o... lol. What do you say to people like me who love wrapper like it was customized for my body? I love short wrapper like say tomorrow no dey...

Then, about the girl in her sister's house wearing bum short, what's her plan? It is allowed when the man is not home but when he comes abeg go wear full clothes.

I also think if my husband sees my younger sister as his younger sister, he won't succumb to temptation, at least not under my roof. lol. Correct me guys if I'm wrong. You people won't give in abi?