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Rhymzydmf:
Tnx dear, doh am still seeking 4 admission..

Admission into the University?

uboma:
Hahahahahaahaha. Take it easy sha so you dont go beyond what your brain can take....

Hahahaha. Advice from an expert. Thanks.

Moyarh:
D bottles of red oil u used to cook soup abi

Lol. Moyarh!!!! Don't underrate me o.

uboma:
Lol.
Whats up with the modification to your signature by the way?

Lol. I am modifying it to suit you *smiles.

uboma:
Wow!
Abeg tell me the number of bottles you emptied today.
In this case, there is really no need to wait till then to hang out...
I like the company of women who sips a little at least.
lol

Lol. The number for today is just 2. I wanted a little sip for the day so only 2 for Saturday, tomorrow will be more.

uboma:
I see you as someone who is too spirikoko....

Lol. Because I never tell you the number of green bottles I've emptied today abi? Don't worry, invite me to your birthday party when the time comes.

uboma:
Hmmmm!

This is how our politicians make empty promises just to get what they want.
lol

I'm not a politician at all. I am for everybody and for no particular group.

uboma:
In that case i will be following Jaz very very closely to know when she is banned so i can quickly undo the ban.

Say hi to your 'love'....

He'll hear.

Sleep knocking...

uboma:
Lol @ spirikoko. Na Amic dey that class.

So far the Holy Book has not condemn the moderate use of alcohol so take your judgement elsewhere.

Which class you sey I dey?
I'm no longer in school o... You know Jaz, she's the school girl.

uboma:
lol.

so because of 50naira airtime voucher, you had to come up with this long epistle. E no go work for you ooooooo!

Try harder next time...

Lol.

It is more than that. My pocket is deep! You will be amazed at what I'll dish out for my supporters

Moyarh:
Amicable09 pls come n usher him in
Alright bro. Id keep an eye out and alert you if i come across such.

Lol. I will Mo. What are his hobbies?

Hi Teechudleyy,
Success wishes as you go about getting NAFDAC reg. I look forward to seeing your product as a household name. Lero and I will be your most loyal customer.


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This baba sabi work true true!
I dedicate this page to Tee, 2 Daves, 1 mingled boo, first and last mumu, Mo, Karl, Kss, LDV, Adonye, beau, my e-kids, my e- in-laws, joblanders and my rivals ... lol.

Jaz and Uboms, watch out!

uboma:
Lol.

Change is no longer what we yearn for....

Come up with better ideas....

Lol. Listen to my manifesto

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

Dear joblanders, the hustle for page 1000 is real and you can't afford to give your support to my rivals (gives them the bad eye), they have no good plans for you unlike moi! *winks.

I promise to share recharge cards ... lol, when I emerge the winner and of course the page will be dedicated to you guys.

Here's all I want from you all in order to achieve this goal;
Call me on phone when the time is near.
Distract my rivals.
Steal their phones and tabs... lol

If you do all these, be sure you will sup with me as a bouquet will be organized.

Yours Truly,
Amicable.

Jazmiynne:
Lol see me innocently having an open discussion here and u de think plenty things. uboma u sure say she no go give you headache for house ni?

Lol.
Matchmaker! I am taken! My mingled boo and I are matching down the e-aisle soon. I just hope you don't fight with uboma's neighbors when you enter his house.

uboma:
hmmmmm

I have always had this feeling that Amic is fetish and now she just confirmed it.

lol

Lol

I know no dibia, believe me. The baba I went to see is my love, my partner in landing page 1000 as the last with the scissors. The baba agreed to ban Jaz and keep your gadgets away from you on that day.

We have it all figured out.

uboma:
You sabi shakara no be small...

lol

Lol.
You know my shakara is small compared to yours... Lol

Jazmiynne:
U wey request for egg nko? Not even one but two

Lol. Na akwa ogazi I wanted o.

Jazmiynne:
Hmmm owk oo...just be careful with those named Johnny sha
**** Hehehhehehehe needless to say.... Amy u know whatsup na

Lol. I'm off to see baba!
When I get back, the both of you will go on exile.

LastMumu:
I always move with my two eggs intact, problem is getting a good knife to get them from my scrotum without having to stain anywhere.

Lol.
Taaaa! You bad well well! lol.

No indomie for you again.

uboma:
Oh really.
Good to know that you can cook...
my ideal woman must be a good cook among others....

Lol. Tell that to Jaz, not me!

Jazmiynne:
Lol check well o.. Are u sure it's Johnny? As in that same Johnny wey do Yemi cunny, talk say he wan marry nene, and we still catch am for 'nkoro'

Babe if it's one and the same Johnny, biko throway slippers start to run

Hahahaha. This one na decent Johnny joor!
He is very much by my side!

uboma:
Jazmiynne and i will get to the 1000th page.

Nothing for you.

Lol

Lol.

This is conspiracy oooo!

Please I beg you lastmumu, join me in this war. Please everybody, support me! If I get the page, I'll bring CHANGE! Lol.

Jazmiynne:
Shey u sef u follow me c case
Sir uboma good afternoon.... Good to have you here this fine afternoon. How was your week?

Don't sound all sweet with uboma. So he will see you as you are!

LastMumu:
Everyone knows Amicable is one stingy lady, I have a better hope of getting food in a medical lab than finding one at her house.
My inkling tells me the only reason she is inviting me to her house is because Lero15 has been found wanting of late, she prolly needs someone to his place for the time being. A job I know I will do so well.

Hahahaha. Liberal Me!
I am cooking now, just come. Hungry man sized noodles on fire for you!

But come with 2 eggs.

Jazmiynne:
Shey you c as I 'gba cam' on my lane... You just de mention me de fain my trouble shaaaa.
First of all u say I poisoned Lero's mind... . How dare I? When an e-minister has solemnized the union in electronic matrimony

Naw u come still de jealous my trouble fa! Haba #singingInTiwa'sVoice (hope I don't end up doing unplanned remix for mavins crew sha ) ... "Jealousy Jealousy.... Look at me look at me...."

Hahahaha.
*Singing in Yemi Alade's voice*

She's trying to take my Johnny! Lol

Jazmiynne:
Lol c as e de pain u say he open fresh page

Lol. Trouble maker!

uboma:
okay o.

Just taking some bottles of beer and watching movies...
How is your weekend unfolding?

Enjoyment on your part.
I'm in the kitchen taking heat and stirring pots.

uboma:
hahahahahahahaaha

Lol.
Oooohhh oooohhh. You want to finish this page you opened alone! Bhet why?

Rhymzydmf:
Shwo! E b like say na wife dem de find for people here o n not job.. Make uner find me 1 too abeg.

Hi!
Are you a young graduate? Welcome to JV chatroom.

uboma:
You sabi look for trouble....

Lol. When Jaz look for trouble you dey hail her, me I just say my observation, you no go tell me I'm gentle.

Uboma I'm gentle o, only sometimes sha, I look for small trouble.

How are you enjoying your weekend in Abuja?