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Lero15:
Amicable09 I SEE YOU WELLA. Well done
Abimbex007, see your mama. I was just away for a few days...

[size=20pt]AMICABLE09, YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM CHATTING WITH ANY MALE PERSON HERE FOR ONE WEEK. [/size]

BTW, where is Beau49 jare

Hahahaha. May I not laugh out my intestines today!

Don't listen to rumours. I've been good. The whole issue started when I told your brother, my brother in law that I will engage him soon ... in a discussion on economic matters o, before I finished the proposal, Jaz flared up and started throwing tantrums.

I've been a good mingled boo
Check my track record... Even our baby can attest to that.

BTW why are you looking for beau49? *frowns*

Jazmiynne:
You mean so you can hook him like the others right?

Lol. That's not the intention. I like lala ... lol

Jazmiynne:
I haf 'dieded'!
Truly amicable09 don go touch pot for corner oooo....
Keep loving Dave o.... Lero15 has caught you right in the act - red-handed!
Lero what do you have to say about this obvious infidelity?

Hahahaha. Ldkmd!
I touched nothing o. Lero and I all the way! We are waxing stronger... he knows where my heart is.

Jazmiynne:
Lol I de laugh you... I didn't take him either, he just didn't agree to belong to you

Lala inside this matter too.... Ithaf B

Lol. Please Jaz is lala male or female?

Jazmiynne:
Ban for where na? When my Oga at the top has categorically given me the go ahead.... I'd be so swiftly unbanned even before Dave completes the banning. Yea that's how we roll

Wait, wait, wait!

I didn't give him to you o, 'we' are still together. Dave has the backing of lala too... lol.
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Fresh page!
I love you Davide my sugar potato! lol.
I dedicate it to you. Come with your pencil and crayon, draw whatever you like. It is yours.

Jaz and Uboms, Davide470 and I got this! *winks

Jazmiynne:
So your drawing board strategy paid off.... Lolz I see
Nna ehnnnnn make the page 1000 sef do come quick mbok

Lol. Page 1000 may take another two weeks before it comes or longer sef.

Jazmiynne:
Ohwwwwwwww thanks boss! That's the best line on today's chat thread.

Oh sisterGirl did you take note of this?

Dave so for your church mind you leave me de support amicable09 abi Owk o we will meet where we usually meet

***ehrmmmn awon Iyale we no de meet anywhere o.... Na figure of speech nooni

Lol. Don't threaten my Dave o, we won't accept that! Remember the ban... lol.

uboma:
lol.
So you don take sides with Amicable09.
Okay o.

Who is beefing me? Lol

FixedRoots:
Sure.

Speaking of marriage,you don't have to start the way they started. You know your mingled boo, lero, right? has many shirts already...and probably a mansion.

Lol.
My mingled boo has more shirts than I can count and he's very humble. Husband material, 2000 yards. lol

But you see, most guys value ladies who started with them from the scratch when they had 3 shirts and 1 trouser only. My thinking sha... I'm looking for those ones now

SimpleSmile:
Hi dearest one,
Am doing good. Secondly, I never really complained about insufficient data(am just reserving the remaining for some youtube lectures). Thirdly, I don't know about any NGO opening probably because I usually breeze in and out of NL...missed you though & some other bright minds around here.

Lol.
You seem to be in a bad mood. wonder why you chose to speak with such cold tone. I meant no disrespect earlier... have a good day.

FixedRoots:
@amicable09, lol@ robbing a bank. I understand the strenght of the conviction that comes with listening to him.

I've listenend to him a couple of times. 3 times actually. Yeah, he's good. What I like most about him is that God is the backbone of his career. He's not some motivator who's just good with words.

And he's madly in love with his wife. You need to hear his wife talk about him.

I tell you. He's so knowledgeable about God's word, it was unbelievable that he quoted Scriptures right out of his heart. He knows his onions. Lol

About his wife, he mentioned her in the end and the passion with which he spoke about their love made me to start thinking of marrying a guy who lives in one room and has just few shirts... lol, those guys go far. Don't you think?

davide470:
Loool.. I am beside you dear!

No shaking!..

Lol!
This is the crux of the matter!

Now I am covered. We can now rest in peace... lol, abeg no be die o... lol. Like relax in peace.

FixedRoots:
Yes. Thanks . I'm sure you are too.

I'm looking forward to reading your sermon notes from FD's teaching. That guy eh!

Mehn! The guy can challenge you to rob a bank without a gun in broad daylight!

Have you ever attended a seminar where he was guest speaker?

Listening to him, I was like Myles Munroe didn't leave us completely... FD is too much!

I'll definitely put it up within the week, most likely.

FixedRoots:
Eeyah.
Please don't stop recognizing them o. Lol

Lol. I will be more observant.

Enjoying your Sunday?


MODIFIED:
I cannor believe my eyes!
This page is mine!!! Lol

Jazmiynne, this is how it will be on that day.
***Dancing***
Ties a red piece of clothing around my waist, barefooted, with chalk painting on my forehead...

No be Osho, no be jazz, okwa Chinenye...

uboma:
lol.
I follow you bumper to bumper.
You sabi shakara no be small.

Lol. My Shakara much for true live story ... lol.

Udochee:
lolz..really their marriage right.sharp sharp you're almost rounding up.dats nice.

Lol. Yes dear, I am eager to round up and rest my legs completely.

Udochee:
twas ooo..my church women jus used 'sweet talks' to extract money from the men for mothering Sunday next week..how was service at ur end.its another week of hustles.hope u've rested ur legs wella wella sha

Lol. Don't envy the women... it's their birth right, I mean marriage right.

Yea, legs have rested... one more week to go.

uboma:
Chai!
See what Nollywood is doing to my sisters....
Okay o.
Steps forward and walks side by side...

Crosses to the other side of the road...
Heads South

uboma:
hmmmm!
I haf more power than Dave and will unban Jaz right away.
Oya, lovely Dave, please come out o

Kai! You have officially and publicly taken Jaz as your personal person.
Davide470 please, be my shield. I've been sabotaged.

FixedRoots:
amicable09, did you end up buying that 'mad lady' coke?

Ah no o!
Fixedroots, I jejely walked into the eatery o, you needed to see how those security guys were laughing at me. I have never been fooled like that, I usually recognize them before o

uboma:
Ewo!

Biko, nwanyi oma, forgive me.
I haf changed o!

I don't believe you. Because Jaz has been banned by my lovely Dave now you want to come back...
I will not accept.

Udochee:
u guys (ami,jaz et al) jus making my sunday a funfilled one..happy sunday to you all

Happy Sunday Udo.
Hope service was great?

uboma:
How you sabi the colour of pots them dey use?
Hmmmmmm! Now i am scared o you.
Watching you from behind...

Lol. Na Nollywood show me the pots o
I never see am live!

uboma:
Awww!
It cant be over so quick when we are about to start...

For starters, you left me. You turned me into a wailing wailer!

it's over.

Jazmiynne:
Partners ke?
When you have already betrayed the partnership even before its formation

You!

Jazmiynne:
I love you.... But I dance not with you

I don't like sharing the male species. If he agrees to belong to you, no probs but until then... #chillsBackToLaugh

Lol.
Which network are you using?
Jaz, I refuse this o! How can you win me like this today? Even all my profession of love, didn't work.

I'm taking it back!
I'm taking back my love and my MEN! Lol
You heard me right! My men are mine. I'll get my men back, watch out.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz Thanks boss.... SisterGirl sheyyy u don hear?
*squeezes fingers back to English*

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It's another fresh page!
Oh mehn it's been so long I had this much fun!

Na which baba cook the charm for you? Where him dey? Na black or red pot him use?

I will fight back! My village people cannot make me miss that spot.
*Going back to the drawing board*

uboma:
lol.

I am still for everyone here...

Ah!
So, it is over... *shedding tears*

Jazmiynne:
So after extending hands for a consensus, you go behind to firmly root yourself in his heart abi... Continue!

If you like join Skelewu with ShakitiBobo plus Sekem sef, the man has spoken! He is for everybody

Lol. You were not supposed to see that. But then, what can I say? You bear me witness how so gentlemanly he is, I like them professional... lol.

We will dance together. The 3 of us. Ok?

Jazmiynne:
Lol when a woman decides on this kind of man-sharing consensus, then 'Nsogbu di'

Lol. No na, it's from my heart. I mean it... You and I, partners!

uboma:
Nah.

I am for everyone here.

lol

Lol
Oh! My walls come crashing down!

uboma, remember how far we've come, you and I. Jaz is just trying to poison your affection for me ... lol. I promise to dance shakiti bobo when we meet. I will dance round circles until you ask me to stop. Just don't take sides with Jaz...

Tell her we are together! Go on, tell her.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz we would all be here, when Dave too would come and define himself as belonging to nobody

Lol.
Jaz, you and I are friends remember?
Don't allow men trouble make you antagonistic na ... lol

I love you Jaz, let's partner... uhm, my men are your men and your e-singleness is my e-singleness too... lol