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ksstroud:

Don't worry... I will soon be in Bonny...

Lol.
You are a widely traveled man! For this reason, I announce today officially that you - Kss, are MY travel crush! Lol

When you get to Bonny, call me so we can board a boat together to Nembe.

Lol.
OP this one sentenced answers won't please Nigerian interviewers o! Altogether, good one but when you have loads of applicants with lyrics, one word/one sentence responses will send you out real quick.

Goodness Gracious!
Since 2012 you put this up and only about 4 people saw the wisdom leaded in this! Mmmh...

OP! You have made my morning. Thanks for sharing these wisdom nuggets though it spoke to me differently not business wise, I sure will apply it.

Can you share a book with me bestads? *smiles
I'll appreciate it.

Mrford:
Hahahaha! "Ikwere boys know how to pay the bills" That was for PHCN. PHED men are not smiling. They don't care about their real face.

Lol. Ok but I've not seen any of them around. I guess the relationship is good.

Hope you are fine? Take good care of you... for us.

Lero15:
The heat these days

Oh sorry. Relocate na... Let's live here happily ever after ... lol

P.S Kss, you can join us. Alone without Abimba *smiles

ksstroud:
I swear if this fails to turn to reality.... Tons of aliens will invade your teritorry....
I heart my crossed....

Lol. Calm down!
You have started crossing your heart, remain in your territory o... lol.

We are going somewhere

Jazmiynne:
I'm fine dearie... How's the jobsearch going?

Oga Lero15 are you seeing what I am saw? Lolz
Out of the abundance of the heart, the fingers typeth..... Lero either you take note or note take you - start searching for 'Oyel money' to possess your possession o

Lol. Very fine Bae.

I don't want any note taking Lero o, he will surely come with a briefcase to possess his possession.

Lolz... Sleeky Jazz, how far na? A lot has been happening o, even my e-marriage plan is suffering from lack of proper planning, my time mgt skills is failing me gan! + I am trying to see if an oyel worker will come around... Lol (just kidding, #TeamNoCheating)

But simplesmile sha showed up and attempted 'cooking' me in his toaster. That's how I forgot to levy he was supposed to pay but not to worry, he'll be back with the dough.

Hope you are good? Take care of yourself jazmiynne

Suigeneris93:
I did read the story well and you have a point. But the company is shoprite not just any other corporation, surely they have some procedures in hiring even cleaners. I don't know abt others but it would be wierd to me if someone who claims to represent shoprite (prolly its hrm) asks me to meet him outside a bank and not in an office.

Yea, the meeting point is shady but then, I wouldn't even call a number on the wall pasted anywhere for a job, not one like shoprite for that matter. It's all good sha, OP has seen a different shade of scam deals.

Suigeneris93:
O di egwu, thank God your hide was saved from a prospective job scam, hopefully there won't be a next time

Lol. Not like that na.
Read the story well, if it were you, you would not have gone for a cleaner job with your credentials... no way! on top 20k? Mbanu

Let's all hope we don't fall into such subtle scheme by scammers because the way I see it, if she were so desperate for the job paying 1k would have meant nothing.

cc150615:
Hope you also have a non-bypassed prepaid meter?

Lol @ the bolded.
It is non bypassed indeed.

Mrford:
Hahahaha! But you need money to sustain the light. You have to pay your bills

Lol. We will pay! Ikwerre boys know how to pay the bills ... lol. Just kidding o! before they come for my head.

mcshegs:
Lol. Ok then. Now noted for future reference, Lero(Mrs).

Yea, we're making headway by His grace.
Ohh you meant to say "shotigbo"? And yes, motigbo. The former means "did you hear me" while "I've heard you" is the meaning of d latter. You seem to be learning really fast tho.

Lol. Oh! You've taught me a new one. Thanks.

mcshegs:
I'm sorry maam. Didn't mean to stay away from home. But hustling and further studies, you know.

I'm doing very fine. How about you? Say me hi to Uncle Lero. Hope he spent the holiday period at home?

Lol. Ma'am again!? I fixed it before na... lol. I am Ms or Mrs sha but not ma'am yet.

Ok, I understand now. Hope you are finding things easy a bit at least? Please do your best motigbo? Lol.

Lero is fine and so am I. I'll make sure he gets your best wishes and yea, he's resting well at home. Tomorrow is here already.

Mrford:
oh! federal light? we are not connected to federal light. But ours is not that bad. But that federal light is something else

Try to connect.
Never have I seen such 'waste' of power in Naija before. The first day I came back, I brought out all my clothes and started ironing, thinking that if didn't do it then, I'll wear rumpled clothes all through. But the look I got from the people around made me look like a villager who had been 'light starved'.

I no longer think money makes the world go round... lol, I think light does.

LastMumu:
You have just shown beyond reasonable doubt that your brain is smaller than a clit0ris. Ode!

Your mouth ehn!
See the two organs you compared! lol

Lero15:
Hehe. Meanwhile...

Lol. Why is it so close to the sun?

Mokwelle:
I submitted for PH and I was called last week Thursday and subsequently sent a message on Friday same week that the training will be on Friday 1st of April, 2016. Please is there anyone from PH or who submitted for PH and was also contacted for the training?

Hi, Will you be going for the training?

Mrford:
lol! am resident in pH. Scared of disclosing your location? Don't worry nobody is kidnapping you.

I stay somewhere between Rumuokwuta and AdaGeorge

You are my neighbor o!
Ok, bye bye... Lol.

How come you are not enjoying this Federal light? We've had it since yesterday and up till now, it's still on. It doesn't go off even when it rains, like on Thursday, I was surprised. Sincerely, if it continues this way in every part of the country then we can say Nigeria has improved immensely.

mcshegs:
Awww dearest Amy. So you too asked after me, I'll keep this for future reference. I miss you too miss.

*smiling*
Your sudden disappearance is troubling a bit, why the leave na?

Hope you are doing fine? Good to see you again!

Mrford:
Light in my area try small, but not as you wrote above. which side are you in ph?

Uhm... Are you resident in PH?
I'm ... ehn, ahn, mmmh, ... lol, I'm in the middle of PH... Lol. Somewhere between Rumuokwuta and Agip.

Lero15:
How's Ph this season?

Drizzled a bit o!
But we are enjoying uninterrupted power supply! Never seen light wasting this way since I went to live in Eko... Lol.

I may not come back to that darkness ooo

Nice one Beca...
One of the things I'm most grateful for is the fact that on NL most of the people here are e-friends who I can't start comparing their lives and the pace at which they progress with mine.


I also don't bother checking pictures here too because it makes no difference to me. I didn't know what they looked like last year, I can't envy how they look today. I can only celebrate with them bearing in mind that this one has also hustled his/her way out.

kaybams1:
Be careful what you wish for.........

Lolz...
You are so funny! What shouldn't he wish for?

Have you been there before?

Ksstroud, see how you arranged monikers in an alphabetical order, you will make a good librarian o! And oh! where is mcshegs? The Documentation Master, I miss him now.

Happy Easter kss crawlie mi... lol
See you in the Temple.

Lero15:
My PH bae

Ayam coming back to join you in Lasgidi! Happy Easter Sunday dearie, let's be merry as we celebrate our risen King.
Happy Easter joblanders! A basket of Love to you all...

LastMumu:
So are you saying I'm not entitled to an opinion because I have no job?

Lol. I like it when you come to use this emotional tricks on me. I wanted to get your attention and I got it.

That was more than an opinion, it was a world class advice. Thanks on behalf of my 1924 love.

ksstroud:
This is still grilling...

Kss... we have come a long way, I mean you and I! And you know how we ball, you are my main man! We have taken the space ship severally when other Africans are still thinking shallowly.

You and I have grilled chicken in Mars before we left for Pluto. How can you say now, that the chicken we grilled together were men? *winks.

ksstroud:
You Ehm
How many guys you wanna grill...

Hahahaha.
Grill? No way! I can't subject any guy to grilling. I just want to know why he lied to me. Could it be because he got a job and now gives career advice that he will abandon me for another lady?

I remain loyal to my mingled boo of life!