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Jazmiynne:
Rotfl... That moment when he needs reminders that he is for you

Lol. It's not a reminder but an assurance!
Jazz don't jealous me, I will get you an e-man of your own.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz the world is really coming to an end! Where is it heard that a husband would come in defence of his wife's engagement to another full-blooded male?

Lero15 you really need to come and see what your mingled boo is requesting of you

Lol.
Jazz you want to crash all my relationships today? I won't let you!

Ksstroud, stop her before she stops us. Lol

Jazmiynne:
Lwkmd! See invoking
Lolz no worry I have a funny feeling that neither of us would hit that page.... It's going to be so much fun recalling this your ginja in this post

Ehen what did you even say sef? You would call Dave and ban me for one month Lolz you go just realise say na your moniker go 'mistakenly' loss... Iffaihear say you make Dave ban me

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On another note... I wonder what's with me and pidgin sef

Lol. I think I can deal with you losing to a stranger, that will be fine.

David is my personal person. He is for me and nobody else.

uboma:
Stop the threat.
I am for nobody but for everyone!

@ Jazmiynne, i got your back covered too.

Ahhhh! #Faints.
Uboma you cannot do this to me? You are for somebody na, ME!
Please, assure me o, this cannot be a lost cause.

Jazmiynne:
Lol okay o make una sha no crash land else I hook you for neck and you ghatz produce Tolu

Lol. Why are you taking tolu's engagement (advance) with me, personal?

You even plan on hooking my neck too? Lero15, come and see o, come and hear Jaz o! My lawyer, my neck is under threat.

Please o, this post deserves documenting.

Jazmiynne:
Lol hahhahahhahahahha I can only imagine how u'd sound saying the words. Lolz Protest things U cannor ban meeee Davide470 no go gree

You had better come let's agree to disagree before we'd both be here and a moniker from Pluto would steal that 1000th page right before our very noses

Hahahahahahahahaha.
Don't dare me o! If I call Dave now, you will serve one month ban! In fact, it will be an exile. Lol. I am not entering any dialogue with you on this matter, page 1000 is mine and mine alone! Lol

#Baba God abeg no allow Jaz shame me in the end o#

Page 1000!!! You are mine! I call you forth from the spirit realm! I invoke you now! lol

Jazmiynne:
Tolutweety you haf enter! amicable09 has a squad already planned for your visit.... It just myt be you telling us your story

Lol. Tolu enter plane joor! We are flying high in the sky, no time. Don't spoil his mind, bad belle Jaz... Your Jazz won't work! Lol

Jazmiynne:
Lol we may need to check if you are safe with him sha

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Another new page... Oya sisterGirl shakitiBobo... Even your mod ally won't be of much help on this

Jaz! I don't like this!
This is partiality!
This is biased!
This is betrayal!
This is unacceptable!

It must not happen when we start counting from page 990 and above, I will ban you! lol

Jazmiynne:
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Lolz bae na Tolu u give house address and visiting requirements like dis.. Remember to gv us the gist sha

Lolz. Tolu na boss na, he's able and capable. Lol.

Gist sure go dey to share. Let us have him around first.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz hahahahahaa lwkmd ooooooooo Crawl and run if you like. I've told you - I cherish my e-singleness
But I'm guarding Tolu.... So it's "MILITARY ZONE - KEEP OFF!"

Hahahaha.
He needs no bodyguard joor! He's safe with me.

tolutweety:
Issorait ma'am. Let us crawl back to love.

I am a man of few words.In uboma's voice , Kindly pm me your house address phone digits.

Regards.

Hahahaha.
You haf finish me!

My house address cha?
I will send it right away... What will you be bringing to my house? I love generous packages just in case you are unsure of how to come;

You will need,
Your eyes, nose, ear and mouth.
Your hands full - one in your pocket, the other carrying a bag (briefcase)
Your Legs

And any other thing you deem fit.
I'll be expecting you.

Jazmiynne:
Oya sisterGirl na here we go fight o... We no talk when u engage SimpleSmile and uboma himself after taking Lero15 from busybee15, na Tolu u Don de eye now

Mbok you are not allowed to observe Tolu

Oga boss take note! Better don't allow urself to be observed o

Hahahaha.
I don't understand you Jaz o! They are all single and I engage only singles. What is my offence? Were you eyeing anyone of them?

Ask everyone of them, it is a mutual e-love, none was snatched and coerced into love. We are all crawling back to love! Don't be jealous.

Tolu will soon profess his love for me before this humble congregation *winks. I can help you sha... Do you like ProudOlodo? I can make it work for you both you know... lol.

Dahveydson:
Better go apologise to your village people with one fowl and schnapps

Hahahaha hahahaha
How come you know what ezemuo wants? Lol

I need to go village ASAP, the matter is critical.

tolutweety:
All these tori untop something wey you never taste sef?

Tolu, I'll love to engage you one of these days...
You barely comment, you share some selected cool stuff and go back to "observation" mode.

Ayam observing you *smiles.
Happy Sunday.

Dahveydson:
amicable09, your post sha

Hahahaha. Dave, na your people wan put me for trouble o

Jazmiynne:
Lolz just watch and see

Maybe the mods would do something so the pages would skip over page 1000 to help us resolve the e-battle

Lol.
I've got one MOD on my side, don't forget.

Hi SimpleSmile,
How are you doing? Sorry about your insufficient data, I understand it's not easy. Have you considered that NGO opening posted last night? It may be well suited for your profile... check it up and apply. Location is Abuja too.

I hope you do so before 5th though. Take care of you and have a blissful Sunday!

Jazmiynne:
Uwc
I wish you Plenty success and Succession of good news

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New page....... Amicable09 are you seeing this

It's back again!

Lolz...
Don't tell me you plan on creeping up from behind to grab the spot? I won't let you o... lol

I've got to be on my watch! It shall be my page or no one else! *face expressionless!*

Jazmiynne:
Doing some reading
I guess you are asleep now though

I had slept Bae. Hope your reading went well?

Happy Sunday!

tolusan:
Lol. Abeg carry on with your work o

Lol. This process would have exposed you to the rudiments of sleep and Moyarh would have given you tips on how to fall asleep (by force).

In any case, I'll interview the candidate tomorrow because it's late already and I have another appointment to catch up with.

Good morning and goodnight!

tolusan:
Eutycus you mean, he actually died, but Paul raised him

Exactly!
So he even died? I thought he sustained major injury or broken bones. Thank God sha.


Tolu the bible scholar!

Moyarh:
I thought we skipped that part since my "sleeping skills/experience" seemed good enough for the job. My bad.
Oya shoot your questions, im ready

Tolusan will interview you for the role of a Sleep Personnel... lol

Over to him.

tolusan:
Okay o. I dey wait. Get thee behind me amicable, I must go to church, even if i doze off the entire service. Better to sleep off in the house of God, than not go at all

Hahahaha.
Remember that guy who slept in the Bible while preaching was on. He fell and broke his neck.


I don't want that for you o!

Moyarh:
Small thing. Oya, lets negotiate salary, cos dat 1 sef na job

I have not interviewed you yet.

tolusan:
Insomnia o! To think I was looking forward to sleeping seriously only to be wide awake at this time

Some days are like this.
Sleep will come soon but late... lol, what am I saying? The sleep will come eventually but later. You may forfeit going to Church today.

uboma:
I am aware that you are not resident in Abuja.

Ok....

Moyarh:
Lol
Im actually a light sleeper, n i force my self to sleep most saturdays, since its the day i stay in n there's usually not so much to do. . .

Oya, lerrus begin d sleepless fast na

Hahahaha. No, you will keep watch while the rest of us fall asleep.

tolusan:
Wicked!

Hahahaha. No, was only teasing Mo. Insomnia?
Still awake my attorney?

uboma:
For starters, send your phone digits as a PM.

Mmmh... That's fast! Lol
Uhm... I don't reside in Abuja.

uboma:
Oh dear!
I am sure you wouldnt be disappointed when we eventually meet...

Lol. Are you always this formally informal?
Where would you like to meet up?

Moyarh:
partially. was a bit occupied and i was here earlier in the day, and then i slept through the rest of it, until 10 or so. Saturday is sleep day

Lol.
Are you in fatting room? How can you be sleeping like through sleep you can tour around a city?


You are hereby sentenced to 3 sleepless nights!