₦airaland Forum

ksstroud:

Yes
A coy

Lol.
Lastmumu!!!! Come ooo! Your employer is here! Ksstroud has removed your veil, come in before we officially break up! You lied to me *sobbing*

ksstroud:
I know all things





























Yes I do

Kai! You made me sccccrrrrooollll so much before I saw the 'Yes, I do'.
Tell me, is that adviser employed? Who is his employer?

ksstroud:
Hmmmm unemployed indeed...

Lol. You know sth I don't know?

LastMumu:
Highest Bidder wins ko, highest bidders win ni, him resemble Eden Hazard abi you think say na football we dey talk here. How about considering growth potential, stress, job satisfaction, location, other perks aside money, blah blah blah. Take your time o See this one too, chai

You this unemployed graduate, how come you know all this? When awon big boys working on the island are giving advice, you should be learning against the day when your 5 offers will come.

LastMumu:
we are talking about making good money, collecting good salary, you are talking about poetic devices.
Who poetic devices don help before.

Hahahaha
You won't kill me on Jobland!
Who poetic devices never help before?

Lastmumu, call me let's talk business.

Babacele:
n lols .....hahahaha na real join dem for Aso rock . Happy Easter jor

Hahahaha. Same to you!

OP, I love how you employed the use of poetic devices to explain your air conditioned hell.

Babacele:
.. ooooh Amy sweery .... i think PMB takes responsibility n have apologised on two occassion or something ....1 about fuel scarcity n the other i cant remember. we are getting results in d ocean of d structural mess we met here n for your info we ain't gona spare PMB if he performs below par. But presently we wont even spare angels if they can be devilish enough to pin the consequences of a 16 years deliberate misrule on PMB when especially he s sweat- laying d foundation for a better national edifice. I'm even impatiently annoyed with his being too democratic n civilized in handling some of these rogues but there is nothing I can do about it unless you want to reccomend Lee Kwan's treatment which most Nigerians want.

oh we ll continue to blame yesterthieves for their sins especially wen they are unrepentant ,bellicose n mischievous like wat they did in the budget sabotage before we threatened them behind closed doors.
Things are happening Amy maybe u check these out:
1. stealing is now corruption go ask Badeh n co
2. BH is now hiding,begging n fading. which is encouraging investments and
3 . the diversification drive of the economy ,
4. despite d low crude price , the economy is still afloat cos we have disciplined managers unlike those who told us to brace ourselves wen crude was $76. if they had saved n or diversified the economy, we won't b complaining but they stole the commonwealth n we shall collect every penny even to their graves or where will the money for 'things to happen' come from?
After 4 years we can attempt to judge this administration. Nigerians of course own the mandate which we have given PMB for d next 38 months more.

Lol. You will not kill me Babacele! You should go and join them in Aso Rock. So all these have happened and the common man on the street isn't feeling the impact! APC and Propaganda... mmmh, I will say nothing until this tenure is up.

I'm not a fan of partisan politics but if APC fail to deliver at par like you said, then I will be forced to say APC is exactly like the proverbial pot calling kettle black.

Babacele:
Mo ain't gona blame no peasant Fulani here, I blame past leaders for their ineptitude n irresponsibility n its an op for the present government to score a socioeconomic point vital to the peace n economy of this country. Stroll with me Mo...... Fulanis and host communities or guest ,as it may apply , have been living together for several decades n know how they resolve their conflicts until recently less than or about a decade where the whole of d middle belt most especially fall into a design war sort of. I do not trust PDP in its devilish ambition to rule Nigeria for ever or how do u want me to explain the PDP sponsored 2011 post election violence the sponsorship of which they tried so hard to pin on GMB until Abati n the Presidency were disgraced by a libel suit where they, including the Guardian newspaper ,apologised to GMB?
Didn't you notice how the war in the middle belt reduced drastically suddenly the moment PDP lost power?

When citizens take laws into their hands , it means the political leaders have failed in their responsibility to secure lives and properties of the citizens.

We import 70% of d milk we drink from Holland n SA so can't we use modern agriculture to serve us? A typical 'bush' Fulani cares not about any social amenities but green grasses n so strategies should b evolved so that his cows wouldn't stray into crop farmers ' fields. And the only solution is that all diary farmers be made to have fenced piece of planned land or farm having relevant grasses n legumes with water source ,veterinary ,and extension services attached. Holy Jesus, I see a lot of jobs being created from this alone. Laws against free range that is inimical to other famers should be made as well as provisions that protect the nomads too. ll give an example , in a village close to Abuja, Fulani leaders n crop farmers do charge any rearer that allows his herd to eat others crops illegally up to N20,000 or more.

As long as money meant to fight desertification ,n for other dev projects are stolen, the more nomads move towards south ,the more tension we ll continue to experience.

We ain't saying nomads are angels here, in fact we condemn their disregard for others' right to their environment, lives and livelihoods.

But the cause of this malady would any serious well wisher want to discuss: corruption and ineptitude which removes the balls from any infected politician from implementing lasting policies beyond soapmaking, motorcycle and sewing machine sharing to a poor few.

Modern agriculture, law and order, and the sincere political will mixed in the right proportion are just remedy.

You ended well Babacele but blaming the past government for every failure in the state is wrong. When will this present administration start taking responsibility for things? Is it after APC rule for 20 years before we will say they are of age to make policies that will better the life of citizens?

I think it is high time your APC started working. Structures should be put in place, things should leave theoretical realm for practicality. You guys have said alot, written alot too but nothing has been done. It only looks fine on paper. I need results.

Dahveydson:
I only have ijebu garri to spill, no beans here

How do we pick ijebu garri from the floor now? E go hard o!

All the same Congratulobia!!! Wisdom to go for the best in the long run is on you. Whichever you decide I'm solidly behind you.

****Modified:
How did you understand what I wrote with that typo?
Corrected Now.

Lol. Dave stop speaking in parables, spill the beans!

LastMumu:
and you know this, how? Where the job dey na?

E dey highland, ooops, island I mean.

SimpleSmile:
You will never know what you can do until you try...responsibility uncovers your ability. You actually have persuasive\human relation skills but you don't know it. Okay o, who am I to force marketing job on you? Suit your conscience. Enjoy your weekend dearest one.

Thanks. You too.

[quote author=SimpleSmile post=44101334][/quote]Lol. Well, close but not exactly.

SimpleSmile:
That's where most graduates get it wrong...it's easier getting another job as a marketer than as an operations staff...you have more time for yourself plus the fact that you can easily attend other interviews during office hours without always lying to your boss and so on. Alright, would you mail your CV to: smilesfor2016@gmail.com? smilesfor2016@gmail.com

Alright. I'll do that.
I know marketing jobs abound everywhere but truth is, that job can kill me before my time. I use my head more than my mouth, so asking me to talk, beg, persuade, convince and bully people into getting what they didn't ask for is a big problem for me.

I'll rather plan than be out in the field.

SimpleSmile:
Any work experience apart from NYSC? For now, only DSA(marketing) exists in the financial services division and its a paltry sum #40,000. But target dey o!

Ah! No o!!!
I'll rather do anything else than marketing! Lord have mercy!

I'm not so keen on pay but any other job function other than DSA please.

SimpleSmile:
Which of the lanes are you interested in getting a job? What's your discipline? And your age range - so I can know where you will fit in should there be an opening. More so, your location.

There we go! Lol
So much personal info I'll be disclosing but please permit me to save what is left of my yellow linen in private please.

I'm interested in the Financial Services Industry, I hold a bachelors degree from a 'reputable' Uni... lol, and my age range should be around 20-25. I can reside anywhere since I'm still single.

SimpleSmile:
Oh, so you took the toasting thing serious? If I were toasting you, you wouldn't have even known it-until you come out of the oven *winks*...but jokes apart, am hooked. Secondly, you really think we can team? I've got six to seven years work experience after graduation from one of the well respected universities in Nigeria plus the fact that my experience spans across banking, coaching, human resources and so on...just looking for a good place to narrow my career. Tired of switching career lanes.

Lol. Oh! You must be an 'old' man! *smiles. Little wonder you came in differently and I couldn't help but like you.

I'm afraid I can't rub shoulders with you... lol, your years of experience is intimidating. What can I possibly search for you but you can actually help me get one in one of those lanes. I'm interested.

SimpleSmile:
Na wa for you o...must I wash my dirty linen on NL? By the way I never mentioned buying half tank. If you want to hear the rest of the toasting PM me, because kids also sneak into nairaland. I no want teach small pikin how to toast babe.

Where the babe you dey toast?
Definitely not me! If you have great lines, share it here with me, I may just change my mind and PM you for more.

What kind of jobs do you apply for? We can look for them together as a team *smiles.

UGLYS:
Missed you milady. Don't know the particular car, perhaps the gent has something unique for us.

Greetings theRealadonye

Oh! Ok. I know he'll deliver sha, he's not that hungry...

Been a while, hope after Monday we'll still be seeing you around?

LastMumu:
The most painful thing about this CBN back door recruitment is that most of the people given the job are basically spoilt kids of rich men who don't know poo academically. Me wey be say my brain dey calculate per-second-billing still dey house never see job. No wonder most policies churned out by the apex bank these days are counter-productive!

You still dey house because today na good Friday! See you at work on Tuesday.

LastMumu:
Just like he said, he has got cool persuasive skills. I'm sure amicable is already falling for his classy swagger and his moves like jagger.

Hahahaha. I love his swag but I'm still standing until he tells me the make.

LastMumu, which way na? Aren't you planning to host me this season?

UGLYS:
You don't know Amicable

Look who we have here! Uglys!!!! Where went you? I missed you o, welcome back. How's work?
Tell me, you know me? What kinda car trips me?

SimpleSmile:
Hehehehe, so hungry man no get right to find babe again...I knew you were joking but hungry man get levels o...my kind hunger be say, I no dey fit fuel my car full tank again which now restricts my movement to home and church(no more clubbing or visiting friendly and unfriendly friends), more so, I now keep my head straight while driving so the guys selling goodies on traffic won't tempt me.

Lol. I like your level o, I fit reconsider you know... So apart from the half tank, what other level are you on based on hunger regulation?

Good morning and Good Friday Smiley!

SimpleSmile:
Thank you for liking me *blushing*...but I wish those interviewers today liked me like you do. Despite my wow handsomeness, grammatical flow, good dress sense and ability to woo even the devil by my persuasive skills, the interviewers felt I was over qualified (nna give me the job like that, hunger dey country).
Back to your question, am here to look for babe since job never land...maybe if I change my priority, I will finally get what I want asap (job).

Hahahaha.
You dey find babe? Hungry man like you!
I jump you pass! Lol.

Sorry about the outcome of your interview

SimpleSmile:
Babe, it's a long story...the summary of it all is that team work always make the dream work...everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, then you will definitely misjudge its capacity...always compliment people instead of complain.

*smiling*
I like you.

Why are you here? In search of employment?

GoldMineLiberty:
Thank you for the comment
Its not a learn on the job position
The position requires a professional that knows how to use accounting packages, knows about tax related tasks because the person will not be supervised and I do not want some one that does not have a seasoned accounting back ground.
Thank you

Hahahaha. I would love to push this matter a little bit but on a second thought, I'll let it slide. Good luck with your search for seasoned accountants.

You may need to employ only those who have had their bath with knorr cubes. *smiles. #TheYoungShallGrow.