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SimpleSmile:
Hi Amicable09, I wrote the epistle, saw that the whole grammar wasn't necessary and decided to delete it. Nice to know that someone took note of it..."team work makes the dream work".

It was necessary, I was going to say sth about it cos I found it interesting before it disappeared.

So, where did you see the team work you made reference to?

6fit:
are u d caller?

Hahahaha. Funny 6fit. I am not the caller but I'm familiar with the number, that's all.

karleone:
It could also be from one of the financial institutions he is banking with. Sometimes, they call to ask after one's rating(s) on the level of services they're rendering.

OP, if it's something related to job, the caller will definitely call back.

I know this particular number. It has nothing to do with his bank.

My friend doesn't have 3 years cognate experience but she can learn fast and perform excellently on the job as a graduate. Can she apply?

Seems like you haven't gotten the right candidate yet, give a fresh graduate a chance. Thanks Sir. She can apply right?

Lol. Calm down OP!
We all miss calls from that number because it's only a 'flash', not really anything to get yourself worked up over.

The appropriate call will come in, no get high blood pressure over this missed call.

EDUECO:
To me,equity investment is a very serious business
,you have to be alert at all times! If you know that N50,000 can become N500million in 10 years,then you would become conscious of every move.

Hahahaha. I like the way you people call money here sincerely. Makes me feel like my hanging around here will drop sth in my account in a few years. 50,000 today, 500 million in 10 years! Stock market can be said to be money doublers if one should understand the operations of the market.

It's cool.

EDUECO:
To me,if you're active in equity investment it is business;while if you're passive it is gambling! #Buy And Hold Is Dead!

Oh! Serious monitoring it is!
For those of you who are active investors, do you do any other business other than watch the price of shares rise and fall every hour.

Being active may put one's life on hold, the way I see this business.

Born2berich:
The current price of UBA is N3.60 N3.60 X 10,000 units= N36,000 value

Hahahaha. You are harsh o, see the mighty fall. He didn't ask you to do the arithmetic for him na. Lol.
What's the difference between this and gambling?

yorex2011:
Lol no o... Feedback was at the end of it all.
But how you wan grow up pass this one again na

Lol. Yea, I know about the end. A questionnaire to fill right?
I never grow finish o, at least your numerical tips dey help me whenever I sight it online.

SimpleSmile:
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Hi!
Where's the long epistle on team work you typed before? I want to comment on it. Do you usually modify your post after commenting to a simplesmile?

First time in here? Nno. Ekabo.

yorex2011:
Mtn and dragnet haha... They tried sha... But they are still far offs from being flawless.. Saw like 2 incorrect/incomplete questions.. Had to send them some feedback that they should review all questions thoroughly before using them for tests...
Test was fair sha...
They should hore me as an aptitude test consultant, lemme be setting questions for them

Hahahaha.
You are really funny! Test consultant... Lol.
So the test was so fair that you had enough time and energy to type their flaws and give recommendations. I salute you!

When I grow up, I want to be a consultant like you.

Damilaresimon25, here is a good offer. Come and take advantage of it.
Success wishes Dami.
OP well done, may your good not be spoken of as evil.

karleone:
Mr HR, your statement here signifies something of the past, but here you are using "are" in place of "were"




"Them" should have been used in place of "you". You're referring to "Some" applicants and not "me"
A "full stop" should have ended the quoted and not "comma".




"These" should have been used in place of "this". It showcase plurality. Also, the "semi colon" mark is not needed at that point. Just a "comma" will do.



Its and is? Comon, it's not supposed to be.

My dear, you see, it's not that easy for a Nigerian graduate. Especially when he's on that hot seat. The tension within can make him/her forget the name of her country's Vice President- like my friend Amicable. So, you need to take it easy with them.

Don't mind the corrections. I know you can do better than that. It's just the zeal to create a thread on NL just to air your view that caused it. I forgive you, we forgive you.
Even though we ain't getting that job, it does not mean we're incapable, it only means that the best lies ahead.


#Lobatan

Lol. Karleone ooo, you haf kee me!
Thanks for the use of English tutorial by the way, I'm sure HRs and prospective HRs too like me (I need to interview applicants too when I grow up), will learn a thing or two.

Lol. Welcome to the club!
All the best with your CVs already submitted, continue sending more out.

Dahveydson:
Thank you my 1924 love. You're far too kind

You kind pass me na. Anything for you will make me happy *smiles.
Goodnight Mon amie. See you tomorrow.

Dahveydson:
Anyone my brethren can do will be very much appreciated.

Dry will produce the best result. I'll do that for you.

Dahveydson:
So today I didn't take my own advice and told the whole truth and nothing but the truth during a recruitment process. It might cost me the job, I hope it doesn't, but it should.

My village people are a terrible set of people, tomorrow i'm starting a 6-6 fast to counter their works to derail my success in the process. Brethren please fast with me.


And dear brethren, never tell the whole truth at a recruitment process, they are not interested in the truth

Dave has done it again! Lol
Will the fasting be wet or dry?

cutetonye009:
Amy, issssssokay na.

Yea Tonye, I've stopped. Our love can be like this. We've been arguing since 1924.

Dahveydson:
We'll talk on our alternate universe. We have given NL enough drama for today.

Lol. Over to our next base!

Sorry NL! Dave and I are like this sometimes.

Dahveydson:
Lol. Amy you're trying too much to defend this. Beauty and CGPA comparison? Really?

I got 3.49CGPA and 3.7 isn't in anyway poor to me. Every point counts.

Let's end this ehn. To each his own. I still love you.

Lol. Don't use my pet name here! *tongue out*. I must defend my stance on this matter. Someone has asked me on this thread if I made a 3.5, of course I didn't! So because I did not I should go and die, let people with 3.7 show themselves.

I love you too but to tell a lady she isn't beautiful is the highest wrong any guy can do to a woman. I'm done on this!

Image and reputation matters and I, amicable will keep fighting for those who can't fight for themselves because of fear of being 'ssshhhed'.

Dahveydson:
Those were your words in full context.

Someone sought for help, and you tell him to his face that his result is poor. Not good.

We are in no position to adjudge the CPGA of another graduate as poor no matter how good ours may be.

Lol. Now this is funny seeing that it's coming from you.

A few days back, last week precisely a lady talked about her beauty and you told her to her face that she isn't pretty and that she should tuck her pride in.

OP tells us he made a 2.1 and to buttress further and make it look like it is the best thing that any graduate can ever achieve, he adds his CGPA and I look at the CGPA and voice my opinion, you tell me I should not have. Sorry, I have to tell him as it is. If you don't know people who got 3.49 and narrowly missed 2.1 troll NL then you need to start thinking and putting the feelings of those ones into consideration.

You know me. I'm not saying this for myself but for others. That CGPA is POOR. Rich CGPAs are 3.49 and all the .49 that missed .01

Dahveydson:
3.7CPGA is poor and irrelevant.

You forgot to add 'relative'. Because I see you are picking singular terms and quoting me out of context.

Don't fish out words that do not sound right to you and attack my full sentences. Read my comments to understand the full message instead.

tollyB:
you know you are hilarious
still waiting for the call though

Lol. I owe you.

Dahveydson:
There was nothing hilarious about that, it was only a poor attempt to sit on logic and twist the issue by appearing funny.

Make this issue clear to me please.
One of these days we are going to have one joblander upload his transcript here in a bid to show how relevant 3.7 is while cheapening his certificate.

Tell me, is your CGPA written in your cert? If no, why not? I really want to understand why you think in this matter of begging online for a job, the attachment of CGPA is important.

Stand on logic and clarify me.

Dahveydson:
You conveniently missed the point, but it's fine.

Thanks. Glad it's out of convenience and not duress.

Dahveydson:
amicable09, 3.7CGPA is not a poor grade, it's quite surprising to see you say this and defend it with relativity. It's fine to advise but be careful how you give that advice because you don't know the state of the OP. Him putting up his grade is not totally wrong, and it doesn't in anyway says he's better than others but merely stating his qualifications and what he has to offer.

Lol. Not Again!
Another Summon! Mmmh.

Ok! I'm jealous! I'm jealous because OP came on NL to intimidate me! He burned the midnight oil but I didn't! He got a 3.7 rich and fertile CGPA but I got none! I'm jealous. On campus while he was going about studying, I was partying around and now he flaunts his CGPA in my face. What should I do?

Cry my eyes out? No. I bet that will make 2.1 CGPA rich graduates happy. I am simply saying that CGPA is irrelevant to the hunt on ground. Well, if 3.7 makes you happy and gives you a feeling of arrival then don't stop adding it.

amicable09, B.Sc, 2.0.

APPLICANTS are losing it! ... Topic.

HRs are gaining it! .... Body of the message.

HRs! HRs! HRs!
How many times have I called you people? You guys need to relax and start working like Human Resource Managers truly. I'm yet to see one HRM who really understands his/her job.

Remember the HR was once an applicant. OP, one Uni graduate couldn't write an application letter. Agreed. What about the hundreds who have written sound application letters? Have you employed them all? No.

Stop announcing the loss, let's see the proceeds.

Happy birthday KissQ!

KissQ!? lol... I hope the moniker doesn't have some hidden meaning sha?

Enjoy your party, I hope there is one. If not, invite me over. Wishing you plenty of kisses and hugs.