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Mr Gbenga has done a noble thing o! Mmmh... now you type from his bed! Kai!
God bless Mr Gbenga for providing OP with a self con that is fully furnished!
Op send me the address please, I also need a bed for typing... lol

ksstroud:
Seems Yoruba version will do... Oya Orin Dafidi, ori ketalelogun, ese ikinni de ipari....
Oluwa ni Olusoagutan mi.....

lol, please no. Read in English biko... Apart from Oluwa, I got no other word!

ksstroud:
Yes yes yes.... Who's taking the Bible reading?

Hahahaha... just take it, proud peacock isn't awake and Dave went out for fresh air. We can't wait for them...

Just read it ejo.

tollyB:
do that now.. oya leave Nairaland for some 5 mins... Am waiting oo... don't keep me waiting for long

lol. yes ma'am!

JoeCutie:
Spiritual gf? she looked so much like you.

Since that day, I've been 'sleeping', but I've still haven't gotten answers. If I sleep again and see that girl again, I'll walk straight to her and find out what's up.

Kedu k'imere?

Me!? Obum, Spiritual gf! tufiakwa! lol

Nsogbu adiro. Gi?

ksstroud:
Amicable09 your head dey there....keep trending like trendyprincess....

kss, are you checking time? Our vigil will soon start o! How was your day?

cc150615:
Lols, I don't remember what I told u sef, but anyway mine was 9 months but urs is definitely gonna be way shorter, afterall you're probably shorter than me , Lols, I wan sleep biko, goodnight

Hahahaha... I should be shorter ...lol.

Good night cc, have a pleasant night's sleep.

TheSlyone:
I hold a degree in Mech Engine. I've been on job hunt for about 6month now. After graduation, I enrolled myself in a school called Nairaland with Oga Seun as the vc. Quite unfortunate, this school doesn't offer certificate but something invaluable to life itself. With you as the matron and sailor of this thread, I can only be assured we are sailing the right course.
Let me use this opportunity to to say that I love the way your mind works, quite free and receptive. Hope to have a nice time with you guys tho

Hahahaha... I haf die!
Mech Engine!? If you were in my school I would not have spoken with you, cos engine boys are bad *winks...lol, but you are different sha.

Did you call me matron and sailor at the same time? We are so going to have babies as we sail on, be rest assured we will arrive at our destination right on time.

You sure will have a nice time here. Let me call my crew members, give me a sec!
Ksstroud! Please, serve Mr Sly some drinks
Proudolodo! Give him the game you recently worked on
Datechman! Please show him those programming codes, he should be able to crack some nuts
Where's my pal who is in charge of referencing? wroskian right? or is it mtor?
tollyB! please show him around

Sly, I want you to meet Lero15 my mingled boo *smiles...

Once again, you are warmly welcome! Enjoy the ride.

XtraSmooth404:
Hello, I'm doing fine, thanks. Sure...send me a mail; ecstacy234(at)gmail..com

Thank you very much. I'll do as you've requested.

tollyB:
just get a new mail and change the mail in your profile...very easy.
when should we be expecting you back?
and still waiting for the online proposal

tolly honey you have me always *winks
Ok, I will do as you have advised. I need a new mail.

cc150615:
Amicable09 dearie, this supposed to be like a reply to the last update in ur diary but since I can't reply there I had to post it here, I must say I like ur hustle nd resolve to get a job, but on the other hand u need to have some chill in ur soul...lemme tell u my story
you see I wrote my first job test about a month after I passed out from nysc nd the interview followed immediately then the waiting began, while waiting I actually wrote over a dozen other tests all to no avail nd not cos I wasn't passing the tests. Then, finally about 9 months later, I got that job from my first ever test...nd in my mind I was like if I knew it would come I wouldn't have bothered writing the dozen others but then man can't stop hustling until u get to finish line...but there was one lesson I learnt, if I had gotten any of those other jobs I pursued, specifically a particular one I cried when I knew I didn't get it, (cos I really put a lotta effort into dt particular one), it would have most definitely hindered me from getting the original one I finally got, nd offcos the one I call original was better in every way than all the others I tried
...so what's the moral lesson...
when you have done ur part, learn to float in God's hands and let Him do the rest *in my boss' voice...

#RememberImPassionateToSeeYouSucceed

*crying like a baby*
eiyiyiyiyi eiyiyiyiyi...
Thanks cclove, I really should learn to float but 9 months far o... *crying again*

*dries my eyes*
Ok... I'll let it go and just allow myself be. People have told me to enjoy this time because soon I will pay through my nose to get it back. Thanks again for the encouragement.

I remember what you told me last year *winks.

TheSlyone:
Amicable09 is the only monicker drawing to this thread. She's just so free. But she hasn't given me the warm welcome I anticipated.

TheSlyone I seriously haven't given you a grand welcome o! lol

Tell me what special thing you will want me to do to make the welcome warm enough *winks.

From my heart of hearts I welcome you Sly... tell us about yourself

Lero15:
You need to work out your mail ish soon though

I seriously have to! It's preventing me from connecting offline as I should. But soon enough I promise

Dahveydson:
Follow me ke, so Lero and Joe can do collabo on my head? Mba

Lool. Heartbreak is better than Headbreak. I love my head. If I shook mouth now, my head can be used for tennis practice. But I'll be here to give you solace if you eventually get heartbroken.

Hahahaha... no my Lero is a gentleman and my Joe is a jolly good fellow so no tennis practice whatsoever with your head.

Just carry me along. *smiles

xtrasmooth404, please I am in dire need of your help!

How are you doing? I guess you should be back from work by the time you will be reading this... welcome back. I saw you on one bank thread and I want to believe you are with them. If you are, can you help me prepare for their interview?

Thanks in advance.

Dahveydson:
Don't mind them jare.
Doing good. Still on this train.

We will soon join a spaceship, soon!

Lero15:
Me sef dey vex

hahahaha... Ok, no vex. But you have to trust me, don't go about suspecting every Tom, Dick and Harry you see me with, they could be my brothers or pastors *winks

How was work today?

Dahveydson:
To iya basira buka

Is it my love dispute? Settle it yourself o

I miss iya Basira ooo! Please can I follow you?

Hahahaha... you are asking if it is your love dispute? It is our love dispute na. I'm sure you wouldn't want me to suffer from heartbreak *winks

Dahveydson:
*hugs*

This year is definitely the year. The other interviews are dress rehearsals for the interview that will land you a good paying job this year.

Thanks for the hug jare, it is a soothing relief!

Dave tell them employers to stop telling me these stories na, I don't like to hear them.

How far you?

Dahveydson:
Passing by

Lol... To where? Come and settle this love dispute

JoeCutie:
Everything? That's my girl.

Please, I need to hear your own interpretation. Been thinking about that fvcking dream mehn!

Bad girl! You must be 'bad' to see the 'bad' in people.
Sometimes, making out is so mainstream. I wanted to get down to the kpim and do justice to it, but I couldn't. I wanna know why I couldn't.

Ehen! that dream eh... e mean say you have a spiritual gf... lol. That girl you were looking at and she was also looking at you, Ehen! that girl is your spiritual looking partner!

She wanted you to initiate something but looku looku no gree you. You have to sleep again! you need to fight those people who were enjoying without you until you get your own table...

Lero15:
Where did you crawl out from?
Amicable09 coman explain this now

lol... I dey vex joor. I want to visit Rome

mtor:
I was a bit scared Mr adeaks now that is very achievable success bro. You know you can sit for CBT at any time of the year and there is also March and September diet if interested.
Amicable there is nothing you don't do now an accountant in the making

lol... mtor, what shall I do na? Maybe employers are looking for accountants now...lol

JoeCutie:
You always give excuses! Why don't I believe you this time?

I missed you too oh. My ruff.
But I want to slow down on the 'troubles' this year.
I'm a changed man.

My diary? There's nothing new there. Goan read, like and share the ones I wrote before.

You just don't wanna open up...

Lol... I'm as open as I can be!

And this time I'm not making any excuses, believe me. I'll tell you everything about me when I reply your mail... lol, everything o.

I'm reading the old stuff and trying to get an interpretation for your dream...lol. Bad boy! Why weren't you making out? Your God save you sha... lol.

Let me consult Ifa priest... Be right back!

ksstroud:
I'm lying on bed... Truth?

Yea, truth!
Arise sleepy head!!!

ksstroud:
I'm suspecting this amicable09

Hahahaha... Are you on break? kss you know I'm speaking the "truth", as my lawyer advised *winks

mtor:
Adeaks just read your diary 6papers 6 at once

Lol... I read it too o, 6!
In fact, since we have a similar goal I'll be following his daily plan to cover up the syllabus while I compete with him from here. *smiles.

speak2femz:
hello all, am femz, a graduate of Economics currently staying in Abuja. job hunting as well.

ECO graduate! Hot cake course...lol.
2016 is the year dear, Abuja is the place. Stay connected!

Lero15:
Amicable09 and joecutie

Are my eyes deceiving me??!!!!

You didn't tell him?

What!!! When did you return to Nigeria?
How are the Romanians? lol

Joecutie and I are siblings. He is that my brother I told you about. You remember him now?

Don't fear ok, he's a jolly good fellow *winks

JoeCutie:
And I wrote 'claw' instead of 'crawl'.

And if I wanna give a fvck?
I missed you too.

Reply your mail!

Lol. Obum can the mail wait till next week? I don't have the password to that mail, only my system knows it and the poor system is without internet connection for now *sad*

I have missed you and your bag of trouble... lol.
Where is that your diary sef? Let me go and find out what new havoc you have done *winks*

ProudOlodo:
Don't mind Amicable09 o. But thanks chief. That link you provided does contain some useful info. I'll go back to chew it later, especially the sample code. God bless

Lol... I guess my suggestion didn't work for you because the port that should have enabled the connection of the local assembly has been distorted.

Anyway, datechman has provided a more simplified version of cracking open the ish. Thanks man but don't mind ProudOlodo lol... I tried to explain a little thing using programming language and he couldn't understand.

Let me also chew the biscuit you have offered us...lol.