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I DEY LAUGH!!!

mencade4:
we have 3 top thieves in the church today.

They are ranked as follows:

1. Oyedepo: richest pastor in african...with 4 private jets. Which business does he run? None but stealing church money for his personal pockets. thief!

2. Adeboye: anoda grand thief....that collects tithes, using psychology to put fear into members. Last year made his members contributes 10 billion in a single week. thief.

3. Oyakhilome: a womanizer and a thief, who said masturbation is not a sin. He has succeeded in twisting the brains of members of his social clubs...believers lovers world.

Thief!


If you took tithe from the old testament why didny you acccept the rest laws of the old testaments?

Did jesus pay tithe? Where did paul pay tithe in the bible or peter?

Thieves......we need to judge these con men here in this world. God will do his own later.


Liberation for gullible nigerians!


Of any of them assume they can curse me....let the curse go back to their head and their entire generation....thieves. They can do nothing.....fake men!

my dear you said it all, they can only get the greedy Nigerian who do not want to work but are only waiting for miracles.

I WAS CONTEMPLATING MARRYING THERE, BUT I THINK I GONNA MAKE A U TURN LOL

HIS OWN IS EVEN SMALL, SOLD SAME LAND TO ONLY 2 PERSONS AND WE R COMPLAINING, COME TO PHC AND SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING
SAME LAND SOLD TO ABT 5 PERSONS, SAME HOUSE RENTED TO ABT 6 PERSONS. LOL

AND SO

MY DEAR THEY SELL NERVES IN THE MARKET, BUY AND ACT LIKE HIM!

MadCow1:
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My respects to the Area Father..


Pushing the Envelope daily..


Aint nothign wrong with what you are doing baba.. You no dey thief, na spoil you spoil..



Many Men your age have are already living deads.. But you are still more alive than many young people.

I love your energy.. Wish I had the nerves to be as crazy as you are..

next time try spicing it up with a little vegetable and dry fish!!!

NO WONDER OUR CHILDREN ARE VERY INTELIGENT AND SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH, THEY HAVE GOOD TEACHERS!!!

1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one - Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them? wasn't it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

JUST BUT A VIEW!!!

DO YOU BELEIVE MAN CAN BRING LASTING PEACE? WE ARE ADVOCATES OF GOD'S KINGDOM SO WE DO NOT EXPECT HUMAN TO BRING LASTING PEACE (JER. 10.23)

Zane2point4:
you dont recite the national anthem to show love for your country, you dont join the armed forces to improve security situations of your country, yet you want peaceful environment to worship on sundays, all in the name of religion, then wats the need of having such people arnd as chritains they have similarities with these boko haram people blc they have been brain washed.

MY DEAR 1,000,000.00 LIKES YOU SAID IT ALL! (Why not write report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die)Bias news at its finest! Please remove this malicious news piece from this forum or at least change the title. MY MOTHER IS A LIVING PROOF OF A WITNESS THAT REFUSED BLOOD AND MADE IT. WE SHOULD NEVER ALLOW THE FEAR OF MEN TO MAKE US DISOBEY OUR GOD JEHOVAH EVEN IF WE DIE SERVING HIM WE ARE SURE OF A BETTER LIFE AHEAD IN A WORLD FREEM FROM CRIME, HUNGER, WICKEDNESS, SICKNESS, DEATH ETC. !!!

Did you notice the bolded section of your report. How did refusing blood transfusion kill her a whole month after. Can someone with shortage of blood during surgery survive for a month? Don't you realise she may have died from other thing?

Why not write report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die.

Do you think blood transfusions save lives 100%. Do you think blood transfusions is the BEST/ New technological way to achieve successful surgery?





@bolded section, JW did not say, God through the bible said so. We simply obey no matter what. while others choose what they obey. (If God told them to sacrifice their child, they would tell him no! They lack the kind of faith Abramham had)

Controversies and many death? What about the many lives that decision (No blood transfusion) has saved- both now and in the resurrection. Focus on the positive.



Trying to stay alive? For how long? Is it quaranteed that after disobeying God by taking blood transfusions- the person will survive the surgery.

Is obeying God less important than our short miserable life on this earth?

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All the post above are just based on ignorance and lack of proper information. I am not surprised because Satan said to God, "whatever a man has he will give to save his soul". In this case, many are ready to sacrifice their Faith, Loyalty, Obedience,and Love for God and commandments for TRYING (NB:no quarantee) to save their soul only to discover that they can't outrun death.[/quote][b]MY DEAR 1,000,000.00 LIKES YOU SAID IT ALL! (Why not write report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die)Bias news at its finest! Please remove this malicious news piece from this forum or at least change the title. MY MOTHER IS A LIVING PROOF OF A WITNESS THAT REFUSED BLOOD AND MADE IT.

Did you notice the bolded section of your report. How did refusing blood transfusion kill her a whole month after. Can someone with shortage of blood during surgery survive for a month? Don't you realise she may have died from other thing?

Why not write report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die.

Do you think blood transfusions save lives 100%. Do you think blood transfusions is the BEST/ New technological way to achieve successful surgery?





@bolded section, JW did not say, God through the bible said so. We simply obey no matter what. while others choose what they obey. (If God told them to sacrifice their child, they would tell him no! They lack the kind of faith Abramham had)

Controversies and many death? What about the many lives that decision (No blood transfusion) has saved- both now and in the resurrection. Focus on the positive.



Trying to stay alive? For how long? Is it quaranteed that after disobeying God by taking blood transfusions- the person will survive the surgery.

Is obeying God less important than our short miserable life on this earth?

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All the post above are just based on ignorance and lack of proper information. I am not surprised because Satan said to God, "whatever a man has he will give to save his soul". In this case, many are ready to sacrifice their Faith, Loyalty, Obedience,and Love for God and commandments for TRYING (NB:no quarantee) to save their soul only to discover that they can't outrun death.[/quote][/b]MY DEAR 1,000,000.00 LIKES YOU SAID IT ALL! (Why not write report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die)Bias news at its finest! Please remove this malicious news piece from this forum or at least change the title. MY MOTHER IS A LIVING PROOF OF A WITNESS THAT REFUSED BLOOD AND MADE IT.

Did you notice the bolded section of your report. How did refusing blood transfusion kill her a whole month after. Can someone with shortage of blood during surgery survive for a month? Don't you realise she may have died from other thing?

Why not write report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die.

Do you think blood transfusions save lives 100%. Do you think blood transfusions is the BEST/ New technological way to achieve successful surgery?





@bolded section, JW did not say, God through the bible said so. We simply obey no matter what. while others choose what they obey. (If God told them to sacrifice their child, they would tell him no! They lack the kind of faith Abramham had)

Controversies and many death? What about the many lives that decision (No blood transfusion) has saved- both now and in the resurrection. Focus on the positive.



Trying to stay alive? For how long? Is it quaranteed that after disobeying God by taking blood transfusions- the person will survive the surgery.

Is obeying God less important than our short miserable life on this earth?

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All the post above are just based on ignorance and lack of proper information. I am not surprised because Satan said to God, "whatever a man has he will give to save his soul". In this case, many are ready to sacrifice their Faith, Loyalty, Obedience,and Love for God and commandments for TRYING (NB:no quarantee) to save their soul only to discover that they can't outrun death.[/quote]

LADIES ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES THAT NEED TO BE PAMPERD, MEN ALSO NEED IT A LOT
MY HUBBY IS AN EXAMPLE, HE WANT'S TO BE PAMERD 24/7 AND I DO IT WITHOUT RESERVATION COS HIS MY BABY. LOL!

FP














HEPPPAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NA U SABI!!!
ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT AMECHI SHOULD STOP INSULTING OUR PRESIDENT!
EVEN IF THE PRESIDENT HAS DONE NOTHING ACCORDING TO HIM, AMECHI SHOULD AT LEAST RESPECT HIM AS THE NO 1 CITIZEN
IF HE CONTINUES TO INSULT GEJ WHAT IS HE TEACHING THE YOUTHS; TO BE AGBEROS??

I WISH THE SOLDIERS WILL DEAL WITH BOKO HARAM THAT WAY COS IF THEY DO
AM TELLING YOU THIS BOKO GUYS WILL NOT LAST TILL THE END OF THIS MONTH!!!
WHAT IS REALLY HAPENING IN THIS COUNTRY? EVERY ONE IS ANGRY, THE SOLDIERS WHERE NOT ANGRY BECAUSE OF ONE OF THEM
THAT WAS CRUSHED BUT BECUASE THEY LOVE VIOLENCE AND THEY SEEK OPPURTUNITIES TO SHOW THEIR STRENGHT ON DEFENCELESS CITIZENS. MAY JEHOVAH HELP AND GUARD US AGAINST THOSE THAT WE PAY (TAX) TO WATCH OVER US!!!

I THINK THIS GUY WANTS TO BE WORST THAN CHARLY BOY
DOES HE HAVE A GIRL FRIEND AT ALL? IF YES, SHE HAS A LOT JOB TO DO
COS HE LOOKS LIKE A PERSON FROM ANOTHER PLANET, FOR HIM TO FIT INTO THIS
PLANET EARTH, SHE GOT MORE JOB TO DO. GUSH!!!!!

I CAN NEVER STAY IN LAGOS EVERYTHING AND PERSONS ALWAYS IN A FAST MOTION, HEADING TO NO WHERE IN PARTICULAR.
PORT HARCOURT FOR REAL (A COOL CITY INDEED AS LONG AS YOU ARE PADDED LOL)

IT MADE FP BECUASE OUR CREATOR IS AWESOME AND HIS WORKS ARE MARVELOUS,
BECUASE OF HIS MARVELOUS WORKS WE CAN NEVER DENY THE EXISTANCE OF A CREATOR WHO TRUELY CARES ABOUT US.
HAVE U EVER ASKED URSELF HOW YOU CAN SHOW APPRECIATION FOR ALL HE HAS DONE AND IS DOING FOR YOU?
THE WEALTH WE HAVE, HE GAVE TO US; NEVER ALLOW ANYONE DECIEVE YOU BY ASKING U TO BRING YOUR WEALTH IN OTHER FOR
GOD TO BLESS U. ALL HE ASK OF YOU IS THAT YOU LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT
IS TO OBEY HIM (HATE WHAT IS BAD AND LOVE WHAT IS GOOD)

dre11:
How did this thread make FP self

1000 likes, ur so funny

Tuham:
Abeg wetin be the name of the lady who posted this. My brother is doing his wedding tommorrow and we've got no bride yet.
Won't mind if you can be oo.
#Thumb up for this. Nice one

i hav waited long for this post, i have a job that pays very well and my husband too, but he insist we do not need all the stress
that i should stop mine so i would have more time at home. he wants to come bck anytime and meet me at home to tend to all his needs
but honestly i cnt stay just at home like that, yes he takes care of my need without asking for my money but i need my job at least to
take care of personal needs( my siblings, his family sometimes) i cnt be asking for money from him all the time. pls what do i do?

WITH HER TINY LEG!

NA WAH OO, ALL THE LADIES ARE UGLY IF NOT FOR MONEY, IMAGINE THE MAID OF HONOR, MONEY GOOD OO.

DAVID, HE WAS A HUMBLE MAN, HE IS ONE OF THE BIBLE WRITTERS, HE WROTE EVERY THING ABOUT HIMSELF
EVEN HIS WRONGDOINGS HE DID NOT LEAVE OUT. WHEN HIS SINS WERE MADE KNOWN TO HIM BY PROPHET NATHAN
DAVID SHOWED A REPENTANT HEART, ALTHOUGH A KING, HE ACCEPTED CORRECTION AND BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS.

invested on bread

runtinxnigga:
I love her. She just invested. Unlike the others that use their own to smoke cocaine

Must they but her picture on the label?
i cant eat a bread with a persons picture on the label
it will look as if ur eating the person, tufiakwa!!!

THIS ONE NA MEDICINE AFTER DEATH!

MY DEAR U DONT KNOW WHAT UR ARE SAYING AT ALL, WHAT ABOUT THOSE THAT CLOSED THEIR LEGS, GOT MARRIED AND STILL CAN'T TAKE IN I KNOW IT IS SOMETIMES THE WAY YOU USE UR BODY WHILE YOUNG BUT NOT ALWAYS. I KNOW OF MANY THAT LIVED WAYWARD LIFE BUT THEY HAVE MANY CHILDREN NOW AND THOSE THAT REMAINED CHASTE BUT COULD NOT BEAR CHILDREN. NOTE- AM NOT IN ANYWAY SUPPORTING FORNICATION COS IS A SIN AGAINST GOD AND MAN.

ayusco85:
Well if u close ur legs wen u were a spinster u won't ve problem getting pregnant wen ur married. U can't eat ur cake and ve it....

IN YOUR DREAMS - EVEN IF U HVE, MUST U SAY IT HERE, IS SHE NOT A HUMAN BEING LIKE U?
I PITY UR GIRL FRIEND OR EVEN UR WIFE.
COS ANY DAY THEY ANNOY U, ALL THEIR SECRETS WILL BE EXPOSED!

Neldrizzy:
girl wey i don fvck

MY BROTHER WHY DID THEY NOT ASK GOD FOR THEIR SALVATION, SO MONEY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. CHIEEE !!!!
I COVER MY FACE IN SHAME. THESE PEOPLE ARE AS FAKE AS THEY LOOK, THEY DONT EVEN KNOW ANY PORTION OF THE BIBLE
ASK THEM TO OPEN JONATHAN CHAPTER 5 VERS 6 THEY WILL SEARCH TILL TOMORROW WITHOUT KNOWING IS NOT A BOOK
OF THE BIBLE. I PITY THEIR MEMBERS, THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND - THEY WILL CRASH INTO A PIT.

mikron:

THESE SO CALLED PASTORS HAVE NO SHAME AT ALL, WHAT THEY ARE AFTER IS UR MONEY AND TO GET
THAT THEY NEED TO GIVE THE GULLABLE ONES WHAT THEY NEED, IMAGINE CHURCH POSTERS. THEY ARE JUST MAKING MOCKERY OF THEIR SELF NOT OF CHRISTIANITY. THE BIBLE SAYS BY THEIR FRUITS YOU WILL KNOW THEM.

TO SHOW THEY ALL ARE BIRDS OF SAME FEATHER + 50 KINIKO?

zubby29:
hahahahaha.abeg dis issue tire me o.bt y dat pstor(orisejafor) self dey wear big cross for neck like 50cent

IF YOU ASK ME, NA WHO I GO ASK?
THE MATTER WEEE YOU SEE SO, NO BE TODAY WEY E START,
NO BE ME GO TALK AM, E HEAVY FOR MOUTH
IF YOU ASK ME, THE MATTER FOR GROUND,
NA WHO I GO ASKKKKK

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alabiyemmy:
Sometimes I wonder if your head is made of mucus. Hating for what? You are one peasant farmer who everything excites. Not everyone is poor. I bet one pair of his shoes can train your entire household up to University level. Dummy.

Besides, so what do you want us to do about his shoe collection? Start singing alleluia? Tell me.