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Things are worse for others and is a lot better for us
 
There are many things in your life that will catch your eye
 
but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those...

I agree with u. Junaid!!!ask Mi abaga he will tell you ”dialogue is thee best answer not violence”

The Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) has confirmed
that a group, African Peoples
Congress (APC), has approached it
for registration as a political party.
The chief press secretary to the
INEC chairman, My Kayode Idowu,
who disclosed this to LEADERSHIP
Newspaper last night during a
telephone interview, said that the
group had filed an application for
registration as a political party only
last week.
He, however, added that the group
must fulfil certain criteria before it
can be registered.
When asked if the action of the
group was meant to stall the
registration of the opposition All
Progressives Congress (APC),Idowu
replied: “We don’t have any
application from the All Progressives
Congress with us, as the body is yet
to approach us for registration.”

Uncle Seun andAunty mukina cnt we organize a party to celebrate nairaland meet each other knw our friends cus we came a long way class of 2008 were are u guys?

Senator Sani’s statement to the
police which we serve our readers
below:
“My name is Senator Ahmad Sani,
former Governor of Zamfara state
and now Distinguished Senator of
the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Federal Radio Corporation (FRCN)
Kaduna invited me for a phone-in
programmed which took place
today 9th of March 2013 at 10:00am
and ended at 12:00pm. During the
phone programme, I was asked if
there is any move not to register our
new party APC, what can we do?
And my response was that if we met
all legal requirements and INEC
refused to register us, we shall
embark on a peaceful protest to
INEC
until we are registered. Then the
moderator asked me, what I mean
by peaceful protest? Then I
responded by saying just like it
happened in Egypt. We can go to
Eagle Square together with General
Muhammad Buhari, Asiwaju Bola
Tinubu, Sardaunan of Kano Alh.
Ibrahim Shekarau and others to
mobilize people without using any
weapon for a peaceful protest until
our party is registered.
1. The police asked me assuming our
peaceful protest is not yielding
desired result, what do we do next?
And my answer to this question is
that we are practicing democracy. If
the president of Egypt can yield to
the pressure of his people in a
peaceful protest, I am sure that with
the integrity of Prof. Jega that I
know personally, he will yield to the
people’s pressure and make sure so
long as we met all the legal
requirements, we are registered.
2. The police further asked that
knowing the security situation in
Kaduna and that been a PDP state,
don’t I think that some people may
read meaning to it or may try to
make mischief? My answer to this
question is that, we are talking of
registration of a political party and
the process has not even been
completed and there is no attempt
by INEC because we have not even
completed and there is no attempt
by INEC because haven't even
applied for registration. We only
notified them of our desire to form a
new party APC. In addition to this,
the peaceful protest mentioned is
only when INEC refused to register
APC after meeting all the legal
requirement, I will not see basis for
any mischief.
However, I am also surprise to be
invited by the police because the
programme was carried live and as a
former Governor and Chief Security
Officer of Zamfara state at that
time,
a Distinguish Senator of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria, I will never call
for violence, never participate in
violence and never support violence
in Nigeria my dear country. For eight
(years I served in Zamfara state
as
a Governor, even with the
implementation of Sharia, there was
never violence between Muslims and
Christians because of my firm belief
in peaceful coexistence. So whoever
called the CP from Abuja is the one
trying to be mischievous and cause
crisis in Nigeria.”
Please what is wrong with his
(Yarima) statement? Muhammad musa amshi

Papa: Papa Emeka is coming to collect
d money i owed him. When he comes,
tell him i have traveled. U hear??
Aminho: yes Papa.
Papa Emeka entered: Aminho where is
ur father??
Aminho: he has travelled.
Papa Emeka: when is he coming bak?
Aminho: wait, let me go and ask him?
(Aminho went inside, open d bak of d
door and said): Papa, papa Emeka said
when are u coming bak??
Papa: tell him next week.
Aminho ran bak and said: Papa Emeka,
my dady said i should tell u dat he wil
be bak next week.
Papa Emeka: ok, go and tell him dat if
he comes bak next week, he should
let me know.
The Question is: WHO IS MORE
FOOLISH??

1. A girl knows how to demand.
A woman knows how to contribute.
2. Girls complain too often.
A woman will observe for a while, and
then call her man's attention to the
matter arising.
3. Girls can spend 5k on ice cream.
A woman can manage 5k to cook for a
week.
4. A girl will wanna keep up with
trends.
A woman will wanna consider her
man's progress.
5. A girl will never ask how he
manages.
Caring after him is a woman's
priority.
6. A girl will measure her man's
worth by the weight of his pocket.
A woman will measure her man's
worth by his level of Wisdom, the
fear of God and how disciplined he
can be towards finances.
7. A girl is naturally selfish, stubborn,
and short sighted.
A woman is sacrificial, loyal, future
oriented and family minded.
8. A girl wants everything now.
A woman waits until they can both
attend to their needs as at when
possible.
9. A girl is not considerate.
A woman helps her man to plan.
U definitely must grow from being a
girl to a woman to be able to handle a
home.
U can't still be a girl and expect a
man, ofcoz u get a boy.
Guys, do u want a girl for marriage or
a woman?
Ladies, are u a girl or a woman to ur
spouse?
To each and every WOMAN out
there, you rock our world..
Love, Respect And Gratitude.. God
bless..
Be Proud & Stay Awesome... Happy
Women's Day!!!!
To every girl GROW UP!

Wonders never end these. Was put on display in maiduguri Monday market.share your thoughts on how you think those eggs got there photo by aminho

Politics is a game and is a game for
men and not boys. Politics is a game
that requires structure and proper
calculation. Now for sometimes I've
heard people say APC is going to
take power from PDP come 2015
and whenever I hear such I start
laughing. Apart from the greedy
factor I stated last time in my post
that was going to destroy the so
called APC,I will show you some
political mathematics in which GEJ
is going to use in winning should he
run.
Politics at Presidential level is
played on structural level and you
people will agree with me that its
only PDP that has that capacity and
that's why they have been running
the show since 1999. There is no
Ward, LGA or State in this Country
that you will not find PDP. What
does this mean? It simply means
the people can easily be reached
and mobilized during elections.
Rigging can take place should the
President decide to play dirty
politics but of cause Mr president
will never go that way instead he
will prefer to lose in a clean
election.
Now APC has claimed their mission
is to take power from GEJ but how
will they do that without a proper
structure on ground .APC put
together controls 11 states out of
the 36states in nigeria and for
some of you who follow political
issues will agree with me that APC
is a sectional party. How do I mean?
ACN is of the South west,while CPC
and ANPP is of the North West.
hahahaha one of my aids just
reminded me of Okorocha my
friend in APGA. Well PDP controls
Imo state for all I care.
So let's do the proper break down
so that you will understand me
better.
SOUTH EAST: This zone is made up
of 5 states and PDP controls 3
states and 4 out of 5 Governors are
core GEJ loyalist. So do you think it
is possible for TINUBU to come
from Lagos and fight this Governor
to win elections in this state?
Which structure will he use?
Now as long as South East remains
GEJ has kept to the two (2)
agreements he made with the
people of the South East during his
campaign, which is
(1)Building of the second Niger
bridge which contract for it was
just awarded last week to one of
the biggest constructing giant in
the country
(2) Fix Port Hacourt / Enugu
Express way. As am talking now
four(4) Contractors are working on
that road, you can ask people that
travel on that road to know the
state.
The Enugu International airport
which is the only international
airport in the zone is now a first
class airport. You can fly to Enugu
and see for yourself. The Cargo
airport in Owerri has a new look,
You can also find out for yourself.
In terms of appointment we are
well carried along. So tell me do you
think APC or Okorocha can deliver
this zone to his masters?
SOUTH SOUTH: Most People will
argue that the President has done
nothing in this zone being a zone he
comes from. Well I would not want
to comment on this till 2014 which
he has promised to deliver East-
West road but I don't see how a
man from BUGUMA will not vote for
GEJ then go vote for buhari. Well
in other not to waist our time,
Sentiments will play a major role
here. GEJ is gonna win.
SOUTH WEST: ACN controls 5 out
of the 6 States. Apart from Lagos
State,which to me has been built
long ago with Nigeria's money due
to the fact that it was the former
capital, I don't think there is any
other state Action Congress is
doing well in this zone. It is obvious
the people may be seeking for a
change, after all we just saw them
lose in Ondo state. If they were so
on ground in the zone they would
have taking Ondo too! I keep telling
my friends from this zone that
ACN took South West was that
PDP did not put her house in order,
take OGUN for example, PDP lost
that state just because her house
was divided,if you put the vote
OBJ's boy got and that which the
former Governor's boy got you will
agree they would have won by far
but due to the rack in the party the
votes were divided. Apart from
Osun state, tell me the other state
GEJ did not win in the zone!
NORTH CENTRAL: Apart from
Nasarawa state, PDP controls the
other States and majority of the
state are core GEJ supporters.
Infact this zone will welcome Him
well then even a President from the
zone because the President has
done more in these states than his
zone. You can ask the people of
KOGI more.
NORTH EAST: Well this is the
zone I don't expect much from
because it is controlled by ANPP
but still the PDP has structure on
ground. Its a fight of 40- 60 fight.
NORTH WEST: PDP still controls
these states!
No disrespect to my friends from
the North but somehow the truth
needs to be told. One of the major
problem the North will have
fighting power over from GEJ will
be the problem of selfishness and
greediness. It is obvious the battle
line is between the north and GEJ
come 2015 and as it stands now I
don't see any body that will or is
well accepted all over the South
whom is from the North that can
win election in ABONIMA, Isokpo
or Akabo! and the issue of
everybody wanting to be President
from the North will also play out
too . We saw it happen in 2011 so
don't think it can not happen again
in 2015.
Go check your records very well
there are few Presidents in the
world that have lost election for
2nd term in office while in African
is only one! With the acceptance
GEJ has with the western world,
don't even think its gonna be easy
for APC. Did you guys just see the
rating of KPMG? Do you know how
much America has just invested in
Nigeria? Under whose watch did
this investment come in? Can you
name which of the G8 states that
has not thrown billions of dollars
into this country or which Head of
state has not visited Nigeria apart
from USA .So if you think the
West is not interested on who runs
this country in 2015 then your
dreaming!
I can't wait for 2015 to come
President GEJ is going back. if you
no like am go kiss transformer for
your street....lmao

Money Cannot Waste...
1. You buy egg roll N150. I buy buns
N20 boil
egg
N30, all na N50. All na d
same, money cannot
waste
2. You buy Five Alive
N300. I buy orange
+mango+pineappl e
N80. Mine own na
natural, money cannot
waste
3. Nepa cut your light,
you pay N1000 as
reconnection fee sharp
sharp. Me, I wait, for the night. I
carry ladder,
climb take fix the wire
back, money cannot waste
4. You buy Milo,
peak milk and sugar. I buy cowbell
chocolate wen don already contain
every
every, Money
no waste na!
5. You pay 5k go watch
p-square show. Me, I buy the pirated
CD N100
watch and sing along,
money no fit waste at
all
6. You pay N1000 for
cinema n buy pop corn
N500. I buy 20-in-1 DVD,
dey my house dey chop
N25 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste
7. You buy red bull N400
to become active.Me, I
buy paraga N20 n I will
be super active, chai!
money cannot waste o!
8. You buy Don
Simon. I buy zobo add squaddy. All na
red wine
9. Уσυ bought brazillian hair
100k for your babe. I buy xpressions
attachment N350 for my babe, she
fine
pass yours, guys dont
even know the
difference, hahahahaa
10. You go club for
Victoria Island buy
hennesey 40k. Me, I
enter joint for area buy
alomo N200. All na
highness
11.You pay N50 for
viewing centre take
watch Real madrid Vs
Manchester United. I stand for
Window take
watch the
match LIVE. All na d same
12.You buy BB
Bold5
95k. Me, I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us dey ping,
you
ping me, i
ping you, money cannot waste
13.You pay
50k to Blow
Tonto Dike. I pay ashi
N500, all na straff! In
short, abeg abeg abeg,
ALL NA D SAME

President Jonathan arriving maiduguri airport the sword was giving to him by the borno elders to show Nigerians that u Kill by the sword and u DIE by the
sword!!!

This is a muslim cemetery this is how we bury our dead

A Lagos-based lawyer, Efunsola
Coker, reacts to an alleged unfair
treatment meted out to her by
the Nigerian Christian Pilgrims
Commission during a trip to Israel
last year, reports GBENGA
ADENIJI
The excitement of Miss Efunbola
Coker, a lawyer knew no bounds last
year when she considered
embarking on a pilgrimage to Israel.
Initially, her intention was to
register with the Lagos State
Pilgrims Welfare Board until,
according to her, she learnt that
the Federal Government is the ''co-
coordinator of the all pilgrimage
exercises in the nation.''
Thus, her plans changed and had to
register with the Nigerian Christian
Pilgrims Commission. But that
decision, Coker noted, has left her
with a bad experience because of
what she described as the shoddy
welfare the commission offered her
group in Israel.
Narrating her ordeal to this
correspondent, Coker said she
started having troubles with the
NCPC as soon as she bought the
forms because she discovered that
she was the one calling all the time
to seek information that ordinarily
should be available even on its
website.
According to her, she paid the sum
of N406,150.00 for the travel
package and N108,750 equivalent of
$750 for Traveller's Allowance.
Coker added that after unpleasant
handling of matters by the
commission, the group eventually
left Nigeria for Israel on Saturday,
November 10, 2012.
The lawyer explained that signs
that the trip was not going to be
eventful started manifesting when
the group was lodged in what she
called a rundown hotel in Galilee,
which she named as Savyonei
Hagalil. She further said the
experience they had in Jerusalem
was also terrible because, according
to her, the hotel they stayed was
worse than Savyonei Hagalil.
In a complaint dated November 30,
2012, sent via email to the
Executive Secretary, NCPC, Mr.
Kennedy Okpara, after she arrived
and forwarded to our
correspondent, Coker expressed
her grievances about the trip.
She wrote, ''We arrived Tel Aviv,
Israel and travelled some two hours
to our 'motel' in Galilee. I will never
forget the words of my roommate,
Mrs. Dupe Ojo, when someone
announced, 'This is the hotel' and
we looked at this place. I will never
forget the feeling of despair that
overwhelmed me as we walked into
the reception. The place was filthy,
for want of a better word. There
were cats everywhere, including the
reception, cuddling up on the dirty
chairs, the wood floor was terribly
dirty and the entire furniture and
place were terribly unclean.''
She also stated in the email that
Israel was the 18th country she
had travelled to, so she had a very
good idea about holiday packages.
The letter read in part, ''There
were no less than five persons in my
group who were over 70 years old
and I cannot imagine the toll the
stress had on them. I feel I have
been robbed by NCPC, and should
be grateful to receive by return
explanation for the treatment we
received. I do not understand why
my life had to be endangered in
Bethlehem because, as far as I am
concerned, some people wanted to
make money from us. It was this
attitude that cost over 200 lives to
be lost in the Dana air crash,
causing families grief.
''I called NCPC and spoke with a
female member of staff who told
me that pilgrimage is not about
comfort. I know too well that I paid
for comfort and NCPC collected
money enough to provide me with
just that. Again, if I paid to sleep
on floors I would have. The lady
told me the Legal Department of
NCPC is waiting for my letter. I do
not know exactly what that meant.
She said I was the only one who
complained and that some people
had actually called to thank her.
"Now, I do not know of a culture
where someone spends her hard-
earned money, gives it to another in
trust to provide certain services
and the giver picks up a phone to
thank a person she (the giver) has
patronised!''
Efforts made by our correspondent
to get the reaction of the
commission proved abortive as calls
made to the mobile phone of the
commission's Head of Operation,
Henry Ezike, rang out without him
calling back. Besides, he did not
reply the email and a text message
sent to him.
But in a rejoinder to the same
letter published on an online
platform, titled 'Rejoinder To
Efunbola Coker- A Pilgrimage Is
Not A Holiday', purportedly written
by the commission's executive
secretary, he said the state of
things painted by the writer was
false.
The writer added that the claim by
the writer that she was entitled to
a four or five star hotel was never
made.
He also said members of the public
should visit sites such as
expedia.com or hotels.com to find
out the rates for hotels in the Holy
Land.
''The writer complains that the
tour plan forced them to visit
Bethlehem and that she would have
rather not visited Bethlehem
because of the conflict in Gaza.
First of all, who would conceive of
going on a pilgrimage to the Holy
Land without visiting Bethlehem,
the birth place of our Lord and
Saviour, Jesus? What then is the
point of the pilgrimage?'' The
letter read

As I am writing the now, the men of
the JTF are terrorizing the people
of Bolori Lay-out. They are burning
KEKENAPEPs, vandalising vehicles
and torturing innocent people.
The reason for their action is that a
car belonging to a Commissioner was
stolen.

Am wondering how it became frontpage. Material!!!next it will bw Atiku donates .million to uncle seun

Goldie Finally Laid To Rest!!!!!!

R.I.P... We are Missing You Already..

After their return frm AFCON, the
players of
Ivory Coast were so ashamed of
their great
loss to Nigeria, they decided to
disguise
themselves so as not to be
recognised by
their fellow countrymen. Drogba
disguised
himself as a monk. While walking
round the
streets of Abijan, suddenly, an old
lady
walked up to him and said, “Hi,
Drogba!”
Amazed and annoyed that an old
lady had
seen through his disguise, he
went back
home and dressed as a Tuareg.
Again he
bumped into the same old lady
and she said,
“How do you do, Drogba?”
Confused and
puzzled, he asked, “How did you
recognise
me ma?” The old lady laughed
out loud and
said, “Are you stupid or what? It's
me, Yaya
Touré.”
God be praised,

Patrick Vieira – 1996-2005 Now an ambassador for
Manchester City
Emmanuel Adebayor – 2006-2009 Two months after
leaving Arsenal he ran the length of the pitch to
celebrate a goal he scored against them in front of his
former fans. He now plays for hated rivals Tottenham
Hotspur.
Jose Antonio Reyes – 2004-2006 Reyes was fooled by a
radio prank and admitted he wanted to leave Arsenal
just a year after joining the club. He said: “I wish I was
playing for Real Madrid. Hopefully it could happen. I’m
not happy with the way things are. If I’m not playing for
Real I’m going to have to carry on playing with some
bad people.” Five months later he signed a six year
deal but the following season refused to play in a
Champions League game for fear he would be cup-tied
and prevented from joining Real Madrid. He was loaned
to the Spanish club a month later before joining their
rivals, Atlético Madrid, the following year.
Thierry Henry – 1999-2007 “At one point it crossed my
mind to leave,” he said in the summer of 2006. “But I
think with my heart and my heart told me to stay. I’ve
never played in Spain and never will. This is my last
contract.” The following summer he was parading
around the Nou Camp in a Barcelona shirt. “It has been
a long chase but I’m finally here and happy to be here
and I can’t wait to go out there and show what I can
do,” he said. “It is incredible. I am looking forward to
playing in the Camp Nou and helping the team in every
way I can. Barcelona are a wonderful club steeped in
tradition and play beautiful football. I’m sure I will be
very happy here.” Arsenal recently unveiled a statue of
Henry outside the Emirates and he then joined them on
loan from NY Red Bulls, scoring 3 goals in 7 games.
Samir Nasri – 2008-2011 Two months after signing a
contract extension with Marseille, Nasri signed for
Arsenal. He was seen kissing Arsenal’s badge after
scoring goals against Tottenham Hotspur and
dismissed rumours linking him away from the club.
“There is not much to say apart from don’t listen to all
the rumours and everything that is written or said,” he
said in June 2011. “In terms of talent, I feel we had the
best squad of the whole league. We played the best
football. We were the best team, even if Manchester
United had a good season too. We have improved so
much. If the boss adds some good players, I really
believe a trophy will be won.” Two months later he
signed for Manchester City. He said: “It is a big relief. It
was a long negotiation and discussion between the two
clubs and now I am finally a City player. That is what I
wanted from the start. I’m really happy. I was a little bit
frustrated because I said to the manager I wanted to
leave. I stayed for the whole pre-season, but I wanted
to do the pre-season with Manchester City.”
Cesc Fabregas – 2003-2011 “Why would I want to
leave?” he asked in January 2011. “It is fantastic here.
It would be a dream to lift trophies for Arsenal. It has
always been my wish. Afterwards you can always be
attracted by something else, like a new objective, or
new challenges because, for me, life is all about
challenges. But my real challenge as captain of Arsenal
is to bring this football club success.” After captaining
the club for three years and winning just the one
trophy in 2005, Fabregas left Arsenal for the club he
really loved, Barcelona.
Sol Campbell – 2001-2006 Featured in full on Kissed
The Badge.
Ashley Cole – 1997-2006 After coming through the
ranks at Arsenal, Cole talked to Chelsea about a move
behind his club’s back. Cole and Chelsea were later
charged and fined for breaking Premier League rules on
tapping up after the move was finalised. In 2009, Cole
showed there was no love lost, speaking about
Manchester City: “I don’t know about breaking into the
top four, that’s hard to say. I hope they do it. I hope
they do really well – and that they finish above
Arsenal.”
Robin van Persie – 2004-? After being made captain,
van Persie lasted just one season before revealing he
had no intention of signing a new contract, putting
pressure on the club to sell him this summer to ensure
he won’t leave on a free next year. Earlier in the
season, he claimed that he was committed to the club:
“I had seen loads of comments about a story like that, I
thought after one or two days it would go away, but it
didn’t so I felt it was time to explain things and I did
that. I’m committed. This is my eighth year. If you can
say of one player that he’s committed, it’s me.”

To my Guys: Love your lover like
Romeo,
Fight for her like Spartacus,
Rescue her like Michael
Scuffled,
Protect her like Jack Bauer,
Don't cheat on her like Tiger
woods,
Never beat her like Chris
Brown,
Splash money on her like
Manchester City, Don't be
stingy like Arsenal, Win
trophies for her like Man
United,
Boast about her like Chelsea,
Have confidence in her like
Barcelona.
Don't disappoint her like
Liverpool,Don't promise her
things u cant fulfil like PDP,
Don't keep her in darkness
like PHCN, don'tb 2nd in her
life like bayern munich,
never relent afta gettin her
likereal madrid,
Don't cause her pain like
Boko Haram, Don't go 2
convention 4 her like
Jonhatan, neva tink u
cancontrol her 4ever like
Gadafi, Win gold for her like
Usain Bolt, impress her
well like crixus
*wink* be funny, be as wise as
solomon, don't sell
evrytin u av 4 her like Ac millan,
Neva tink of her
status lyk obasanjo{babawo }
Always make her happy like
MR-AMSHI, Don't
change ur
girlfriend like chelsea,
but don't act Foolishly like
Akpos.

God be praised,

ABUJA—Jonathan approves the appointment of 3 VCs and Registrars of new Varsities:
President
Goodluck Jonathan has
approved the appointment
of vice chancellors and
registrars for the three
newly established federal universities in Kebbi, Yobe
and Zamfara states. Minister of Education, Prof.
Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufa’i,
who disclosed this in
Abuja, Tuesday, said the
new vice chancellors
include Professor Shehu AbdulRahman, Federal
University Gashua;
Professor Lawal Bilbis;
Federal University, Birnin
Kebbi, and Professor Ben
Okeke, Federal University, Gusau. She said the President also
approved the appointment
of Professor Isaac Asuzu to
replace Prof. Chinedu Nebo
the new Minister of Power,
as Vice Chancellor, Federal University, Oye-Ekiti. Professor Rufa’i said
Registrars for the new
universities were Alhaji
Sule Dauda, Federal
University, Gashua; Mr.
Ibrahim Mungadi, Federal University, Birnin Kebbi;
and Mr. Ibrahim Bawa
Kaura, Federal University,
Gusau.

Some weird facts

Hahahaha some weird fact
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and hi s assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

ASO ROCK: Congratulations ,
your boys made us proud!
KESHI: Thank you, your
excellency!
ASO ROCK: When are you guys
coming?
KESHI: Tomorrow sir.
ASO ROCK: Have you
confirmed if the cup is real
Gold? ... because I
don't trust CAF at times, they may
hide the real Gold and give
you a steel coated with Gold.
KESHI: We have done that sir...
even one of the players broke
one part of it and just
confirmed that he sold it this
morning at a South African Gold
mine... It is original Gold sir!
ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat!
What about the 1.5 million
Dollars that
CAF gave you guys?
KESHI: It is with me!
ASO ROCK: I hope it is
complete?
KESHI: I didn't count it?
ASO ROCK: Keshi don't
disappoint me. How on earth
would someone give you 1.5
Million Dollars and you didn't
count it in
his Presence... ARE YOU
LEARNER?
Hahahahahahahah ahahaha

God be praised,

As activities for the celebration of Nigeria’s centenary commences in the country, the Nnadi Azikiwe Day Initiative, a social cultural groups has urged President Goodluck Jonathan to change the country’s name from Nigeria to People’s Republic of Africa (PRA).

In a statement signed by its Coordinator Chief Udoka Udeogaranya made available to journalists, the group said it was not proper for the country continue to maintain a national name given to it by the colonial masters.

According to the group,” We thought it wise that our dear nation should have a change of name from what the colonial masters called us to a new name that we shall call ourselves.

“A new name usually struck a new beginning and a lay off from negative antecedents, of which our nation must get rid-off. We are also aware about the financial cost and arguments against the change of name, but it does not out- weigh the need to give a new hope to a nation in search of a new life that they can be proud of.

“We therefore, task Jonathan to summon a meeting of the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Senate President, Governors of the Federation to consider a change of name for the Federation of which shall take effect from midnight 1st October, 2014.”

The group counseled that the centenary project should not be clouded with calls for national conference, saying it should be dealt with as a national item for discussion.

Udeogaranya said though the country has encountered severe storms, its destiny has brought the nation to its present crossroads.

“Thus we hold a strong view that our nation must take a stock of all that we have been through in the last 99 years and readjust where necessary and encourage where encouragement is required in sustaining a greater nation,” he added.

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• The tournament started 19th, d last goal
was scored by jersey number 19 on a
sunday by a sunday, and we won it after
19yrs. Up Super Eagles.
dat lead 2 our madam speech.....omo watch
out... Mrs. Patience GoodluCk speech
yesterday
I would have
loved to meet our super eagles
ONE
BESIDE ONE to hand shake them with
congratulation, but I will allow
them to REST IN
PEACE tonight.
1st of all especially from their
DEFEAT wth Burkina Faso...

RECALL from last week: It is the evening
of the eve of the final match of Afcon
2013. I am looking at my crystal ball, and I
see an eagle hovering high up in the sky
in majestic splendor, its squinted eyes
riveted on a target below – a gold trophy. Suddenly, like a meteorite falling from
the sky, the eagle dives down headlong,
its wings spread out, its two feet hanging
menacingly loose. It smothers the trophy, almost covering it
from sight with its flapping wings. With powerful claws, in one seamless
movement, it lifts the crown and soars
back high into the sky just as darkness
descends upon the face of the earth. In that same moment, the pounding
hooves of a galloping stallion punctuate
the scene, it’s breath a labored panting,
its nostrils flailing, spewing smoke and
fire, and dripping spittle. It screeches crazily to a shuddering halt,
looking helplessly and hopelessly into the
darkening sky at the retreating eagle, the
prize between its feet, flying away and
fading into the distance, into the night,
into the darkness. My crystal ball goes blank and then black for the last time.
The drama that has gripped the whole
world is over. The eagle has won! The sound of trumpets pierces the night
in concert with the melody and eerie
sounds of the vuvuzela! Vuvuzela? Yes,
South Africans are celebrating, but not
the coveted crown that has been taken
away by the eagle. They are celebrating the success of a great feast of football
that has successfully, again, taken place
over the past three weeks in their land,
setting records in attendance and profit
beyond expectations. So they celebrate, merging the sound of
their vuvuzela with the rhythmic
drumming, trumpeting and singing of the
celestial supporters from the West – from
Nigeria! In great titanic battles, the eagles tamed
the lions from Ethiopia, dodged the
coppered bullets of the warriors from
Zambia, over-powered the old lumbering
elephants with giant ivories from Cote
D’Ivoire, gave hunting tutorials to the smaller eagles from Mali, and then finally
outran and outsmarted the stallions from
Burkina Faso. It has been a great fight till the very end,
but the king of birds has used its strength
and speed and agility to dominate all
opposition and rise again and seat on the
throne at the summit of African football. It is a deserved and well-earned victory,
and even the angels have joined the rest
of the world to mark the return of the
Super Eagles in the melodic chorus: ‘Fly
Eagles Fly’. Keshi’s experiment worked! The triumph of the Super Eagles is well
earned and merited. Looking back and
going through the entire championship
they were easily the strongest team. They
improved from match to match even as
they started shakily largely because of the bad pitch they had to play on and the lack
of faith openly demonstrated even their
own closest officials and people. But a champion team is one that still
manages to win even when it sometimes
plays badly! Keshi knew this and stuck to
his strategy to win first and complain
later. National coach, Stephen Keshi’s
experiment, was to build a new team
made up generally of younger players, of
several players from the domestic league
and of only professional players from
abroad that are playing regularly in their foreign clubs. He was going to shun and
discard old players that had had their
time and ‘failed’ and were only going to
be a source of indiscipline and
unnecessary distraction for the team. It
succeeded. Keshi returned the team to the good old
days of a calm and efficient goalkeeper,
of wingers that are really athletes
running at defenders and tearing up
defenses with speed, power and precision
shooting, a midfield of tireless runners organised by a maestro (Mikel Obi), and
an impregnable defense of big, strong,
efficient and hard-tackling players. The
Westerhof football philosophy was
written all over Keshi’s assembly. He has
learned well. Best team in Africa After Afcon 2013, the Super Eagles have
really returned as Africa’s undisputed
African football kings. The team will reign
for some years to come. Through out the
championship, they were never under any
threat of a defeat. They did not lose any match. They were not dominated by any
team. They were so vastly superior that
they outran, outsmarted and
overpowered every opposition. They were
simply the best and the strongest team at
Afcon 2013. Some highlights The coach of the championship is
undoubtedly Stephen Keshi. Several teams really impressed. They
include Cape Verde Islands that proved
that the size of a country has little to do
with the quality of their football; Burkina
Faso, that showed that a team of
committed and hardworking fighters can go places; Ethiopia, that showed that the
Tiki Taka style of Spanish (Barcelona FC)
football is not only a delight to the eyes
but is berthing also in Africa; and Mali
that showed what impact one great
player in a team can have. South Africa did well in hosting another
great football festival. Poor officiating
raised serious questions about the
integrity, competency and ability of
African referees. Many matches were
marred by decisions that could interpret as incompetency, bias, or even corruption. The television coverage of the matches,
the technical analysis on Supersport
channels, and the racy commentaries
were a great credit to the development of
television broadcasting in Africa. Overall, Afcon 2013 has been a great
advertisement for African football.