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This is the story of a young boy whose parents were murdered during 2002 riots in Kaduna.
He was aged 11 yrs at the time this sad incident took place. His parents, Mr Austine and Mrs Josephine Moses, were missionaries until they met their untimely death, what a sad end. The boy left his house
to play football but returned home to see that all his parents had laboured for had been razed down and he would never see his mother and father again.
He was taken to London by his Uncle almost immediately after the incident. While in London, he began deploying his football skills. Though his parents were murdered, his passion for football was never killed. He played football for his school and later for a local Tandrige League club until Crystal Palace FC approached him. From that point, his career progressed in leaps and bounds.
This player played for England's under 16, 17, 19 and 21 teams between 2005 and 2010 scoring
11 goals for England during this period. He later moved to Wigan Athletic and now he plays for Chelsea. This footballer is called
VICTOR MOSES.
His story is a touching one, I share his pains. I also share his courage. He had a choice not to step into Nigeria again but he didn't take that option.
When the call to serve his fatherland came, Moses dumped England and embraced
Nigeria... That is patriotism!
Today, we see a Victor Moses bringing joy to every Nigerian including those who may
have inspired his parent's death... That is Love!
On Sunday, Moses would stand for the National Anthem and pledge allegiance to a country
that couldn't defend his parents... That is faith! Moses would deliver the "African Cup of Nations" trophy to Nigeria not minding what had happened in the past... That is forgiveness! Moses rose through bitterness and despair to the limelight of hope and courage.
He never gave up on his country. He
persevered... That is purpose!
If someone like Victor Moses, despite the bitter past, never gave up on Nigeria, then why should we....! ONE NIGERIA

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Modretor front page pls let nigerians know how and what it feels to be patriots

After the much propagated ACN/CPC/ANPP & APGA merger ahead of 2015, PDP too would like to inform the general public of its intended merger with INEC.. Goodluck Nigeria.' - Chief Timipre Akpos.

ATTENTION MALI !!!

Any attempt, attempted attempt, group of attempts, variable attempt, fixed attempt, debit or credit attempts to stop us from winning;

1. We would withdraw our troops from Mali.

2. You would pay us the 7 billion our govt spent on your war.

3. We would encourage the tuareg rebels to return.

The ball is in your court, pass it to Emenike when d time koms.

Una hear me so

A word is enough for d wise...

Heheheheheehehehehehehee...... God don catch una today!!!

"Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against ivory coast.

As the refermed, solid giants are to face winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiacrende­ zvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly­ believe in God.

If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck

Now that Moses saved us
today,I hope we have a
david in the team,Our. Next
match is Against a Goliath!

A group claiming to be a faction
of the Jamatu Ahlis Sunnah lil
daawati wal jihad sect, popularly
known as Boko Haram, said on
Monday that it decided to
ceasefire in Maiduguri because
they had come to a realization
that Muslims suffer from the
attacks.
The group is led by one Abu
Mohamed Abdulazeez who claims
to be the second in command in
the sect’s leadership hierarchy. He
also claimed to have spoken on
behalf of the overall leader of the
sect, Abubakar Shekau.
Mr. Abdulazeez, who spoke in
Hausa language, told journalists in
Maiduguri that it decided to end
the crisis so that fellow Muslims
can live peacefully.
“We, on our own, in the top
hierarchy of our movement under
the leadership of Imam Abubakar
Shekau, as well as some of our
notable followers agreed that our
brethren in Islam, both women
and children are suffering
unnecessarily; hence we resolved
that we should bring this crisis to
an end,” he said.
Mr. Abdulazeez, who also said he
heads the Southern and Northern
Borno cells of the sect, told
reporters that the announcement
of the ceasefire followed a series
of meetings it held with the
government of Borno State where
it got commitments from the
government that its members in
captivity will be released.
“We have also told the
government to try to live up to
our demands that our members
in detention should be released.
“We hope the government will not
betray us this time around,
because we all know that it was
because of the continued
detentions of our members that
this crisis continued for this long.
And if government fails to do as it
now promised, then this conflict
will never have an end,” he said.
Mr. Abdulazeez called on the
members of the sect to lay down
their arms and asked government
to arrest anyone who took up
arms and carried attacks in the
name of the sect.
“We, therefore, called on all those
that identify themselves with us
and our course, to from today lay
down their arms. Let every
member who hears this
announcement relay it to the next
member who hasn’t heard.
“We have met with the Borno
State Government on two
occasions and the fallout of the
meeting is to ceasefire. Presently
we are going to comply with the
ceasefire order and by the time
we are done with that, then
government security agencies can
go ahead to arrest whoever they
find carrying arms or killing under
our names,” he said.
A factional group
Mr. Idris claimed that the sect is
factionalised. But he said that
those who matter within the sect
have embraced the ceasefire.
“Of course there is a faction
within us, but the larger faction of
our movement is the one in
support of this cease fire moves”.
“This message, by the Grace of
Allah, comes directly from the
office of Imam Abubakar Shekau,
the supreme leader of Jamaatul
ahlil Sunna lidawati wal Jihad.
“Moreover, once top members of
our group including Imam
Abubakar Shekau are in support
of the need to cease fire, other
smaller factions can be dealt with
easily,” Mr. Idris said.
Mr. Shekau, had on several
occasions announced that the
group will not dialogue with the
government citing instances
where the sect’s appointed
emissaries to dialogue were
arrested by security agents.
He repeated the same stance in
the last video uploaded on online
video sharing site -you tube – last
October.
The Federal Government had also
stated its difficulty in negotiating
with the sect.
In a media chat in November last
year, Mr. Jonathan said no form of
dialogue was taking place
because the sect is faceless.
However, in an interview with
Aljazeera last week Mr. Jonathan
acknowledged that “some NGOs
and Journalists are reaching out
to Boko Haram.”

Indecent dressing is a
MORAL issue which is often
a function of personal or
specific societal perception
while rape, in any human
dispensation is a CRIME. Nothing, i repeat, NOTHING
in this world can ever
justify rape! If we all decide
to continue raping ladies
who are 'indecently'
dressed, i wonder what moral or legal defence that
will avail us! Let's stop
playing on words, besides
murder, the worst offence
that can be committed
against a woman is rape, so indecent dressing is not,
and cannot be a defence to
the heinous crime!

You go laugh tire 4 dis music video pls enjoy

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Dear Dad
Sydney is wonderful,
people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a
bit ashamed to arrive at my
college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my
teachers and many fellow
students travel by train. Your son, Nasser Next day, Nasser gets a
reply to his e-mail
My dear loving son Twenty
million US Dollar has just
been transferred to your
account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train
too. Love, your Dad
Shaikh Al Habibi

this is the new picture of GEJ in the presdential villa Hall, which measures
420 sqm in total, is located
within a Security Wing,
which can be accessed by
two private lifts directly from the underground car
park facility. Decorated with a blend of Asian and
European décor

just wanted to know which of the phone's was most used by nairalanders just pick up a number

this page is not for sale for advert contact the boss seun

Sample version: English: As it is written in
the bible
Warri: As dem yan 4 bible
English: Jesus entered the
boat with this disciples!
Warri: bros J cum enta canoe with I’m padi dem!
English : As the boat was
sailing, there was a great
storm!
Warri: As the canoe dey
move na I’m yawa cum gas! English:.the storm waz so
great with it was like a
whirlwi nd!
Warri: As the yawa dey gas
na I’m kasala brust join!
English: the discpline became so afraid and they
shouted Master! Master!
Warri: na im lives fail im padi
dem ,na im dem begin
dey hala Bros eh! Bros eh!.
English: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
Warri: na so bros J get up
kon arrange the mata!
English:. He turned to his
disciples and said oh ye
with little faith ! Warri:.na im bros J luk im
padi dem shake im head
kon provoke “O BOI ! Una
fail ma hand oo!
English:. the disciples replied
and said what MANNER of man is this
Warri:..im padi dem kon
hala. “SHOO” bros J which
level nan! U BE WINSH

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go
out for lunch, they will call
each other Laura, Kate and
Sarah
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike,
Dave and John will each
throw in $20, even though
it’s only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want
change back.
When the girls get their bill,
out come the pocket
calculators. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1
item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $
2 item that she doesn’t need
but it’s on sale. BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his
bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a
towel The average number of
items in the typical woman’s
bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to
identify more than 20 of
these items. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word
in any argument.
Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a
new argument. FUTURE
A woman worries about
the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about
the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change,
but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won’t change, but she does. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to
go shopping, water the
plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a
book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for
weddings and funerals. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-
looking as they went to
bed.
Women somehow
deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman
knows all about her
children. She knows about
dentist appointments and ,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and
dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of
some short people living in
the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should
forget his mistakes. There’s
no use in two people
remembering the same
thing!

Were do you think you can drive safely in nigeria?as 4 me If you Drive successfully in BORNO and Kano State you can drive anywhere in this World..

The Nigerian Police
Academy(NPA), has
released the results of
candidates who sat for her
Entrance Examination for
the first intake of the Degree Programme of the
Nigeria Police Academy
Wudil, Kano held on 15th
September, 2012 at the
College’s premises. To
check your results, visit http://www.nigpoliceacademy.org

i hate dis linda ikeji o wetin ur papa dey call you.becuz u be woman u tink say you go tak anyhow tnkin it wil make you a celebrity.You and tonto dike i dnt knw who pass who.oga Seun is quite making money while you are there shouting at every redcarpet event.dont you have carpet at home?Pls know what you do or say we are all humans And its God who created him ugly,have you ever created a mosqito?I rest my case

hausa movies earn so much more now the Ali nuhu,Sani Danja ,Ibro and co are all millions in there home state

*Chelsea have won 11
Trophies.
*Barcelona have won 16
Trophies *Juventus have been
relegated, promoted
andwon the league
*Over 1,000,000,000
people have
been born *Twitter has been created
and
gained 500 million users
*Ex- Arsenal players have
won 44
medals *Arsenal have received
£261,020,000 in transfer
fees
...But still a gunner for life.
We just need a turnaround.
Arsenal must be great again.

give any of them a caption?

If KUKERE were to
be nigeria anthem,
and chop my money as national plege as a student will u
miss assembly?

so i finaly got to the 1st page after 4 years on nairaland thankGOD 2013 IS MY YEAR

Barely a month after the
death of his older brother
and former Kaduna State
governor, Sir Patrick
Ibrahim Yakowa, a credible
source in Fadan Kagoma area of Kaduna State has
told SaharaReporters that
his ailing younger brother
Mr. Adamu Yakowa passed
on this afternoon at 60 in
their hometown. Adamu, according to our
source has been battling
with an undisclosed illness
even before late Governor
Yakowa’s death in a naval
helicopter crash in Bayelsa State on December 15th
2012. The source who is a
member of the Yakowa
family, also added that the
information has been
passed to the wife and
children of the late governor, who currently
mourning Yakowa at the
late governor's private
home in Kaduna.

This traditional ruler in Imo
State formerly known as
Chief Sylvester O. Dimunah
now Musa Dimunah, Vice
Chairman of the Council of
Village Heads in Imo State, has said he converted to
Islam due to the truthful
nature of the religion and
the steadfastness of
Muslims.

1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie

2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No Go Sell Pass Slippers

3)If You Never Thief Meat From Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi Cook

4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry Joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back Home

5)The only woman who knows where her man is every Night is a "Widow"

6)Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to get Caught.....

7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean say him NO fit afford to buy Transitor Radio

8 )U cant kneel down to greet ur parent but u can Kneel to give ur BF heads, una go explain 4 judgment day o

9)If the Alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it u r "DEAD"

10)To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge

11)Is a small world no mean say u go trek from ur house reach malaysia o0

12) no matter how may views these get moderator no go take am go front page.
13. he who laffs last...no
undastand the joke quick
14. A patient dog...na
hunger go kill am
15. A bird in hand...na beta
suya be dat 16. Pickin wey say him
mama no go slip...na
hospital him go find
himself
16. A rolling stone...na
person push am 17. What a child sees
crawling...an adult cannot
see even if he climbs a tall
tree

i rest my case for today happy jummat to you all

lagcity: it is very simple my guy, just give me one kanuri chic. those girls are fyynnee! I promise u, u will be deputy gov of Lagos in 2015.

that one is not a problem now you fit come borno state

eko oni baje ooo lie lie am a kanuri man i wan lagos indigine letter how can i get it?

"I will fight GEJ if he does
not settle me.’ Period! Do
you want me to die with my
18 children in hunger? No
way!" Dokubo "So, if a man takes food
from my mouth I should
support him? What are you
saying now? So if one Editor
in National Mirror fires you
today would you smile at him? Why should I not
expect what belongs to me,
that Otedola should expect?
That Wale Tinubu should
expect? That Dangote
should expect? That Adenuga should expect,
but me at 50 years I should
not expect? That Jonathan
should eat in the Villa and
fill with excess and I should
not eat? And I should support him; ‘I no shame
for that one. If he no give
me wetin be my own, I go
fight am.’ Period! There is
no two ways about it. Do
you want me to die with my 18 children in hunger? No
way! I am too prominent in
this struggle; I have made
some sacrifices. I did not
emerge from the blue. I was
the Vice-President of IYC, I was Deputy President of
IYC and I was President. I
started the armed struggle
from the creek. Nobody
wins and hands it over to
people. That is why those who were at the cadre of
revolutions in North Korea,
in China and elsewhere that
are pushed forward for
leadership. So, nobody can
push me around; it is not possible. I don’t expect
anything from Jonathan. I
demand what belongs to
me. If he doesn’t give me, I
will fight."-Alhaji Mujaheed
Asari-Dokubo

4 my own i don write Gej,ibb,brf,npf,419 for the type of success they stoped me from getting and this year i wil be writing nairaland for giving me this type of gist

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