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Hi All I walked into a supermarket today in abuja and I was shocked to See a full packed and packaged Garri.Yes our own garri with Nafdac number and All the registration needed and what surprised me more was that its made in Ghana...
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the only thing required of you is just a glass of water
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The Akwa Ibom State The Akwa Ibom State Police Command has arrested a 25- year-old man, Usen Effiong, for posing as a medical doctor and consulting for the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital for more than two months. The State Police Command Public Relations Officer, Mr. Etim Dickson, said Effiong, an indigene of Ukot Usung Itam, in Itu Local Government Area was caught based on intelligence report from the UUTH. He said, "The police arrested Effiong in the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital impersonating a medical doctor. "The Chairman, Nigerian Medical Association, Akwa Ibom State branch, Dr. John Udobang denied ever knowing the young man. He is not a member of the association." He said the police had investigated Effiong and found out that he was actually impersonating a medical doctor, adding that the law would take its course. Udobang told PUNCH Metro that he received a call from the Dean of the Faculty of Clinical Sciences, UUTH, Dr. Sunday Udo on the activities of Effiong. He said, "Udo told me that they caught someone who has not finished secondary school parading himself as a consultant in the teaching hospital as a medical doctor." Udobang explained that he went to the teaching hospital where he interviewed the suspect and found him with stethoscope and sphygmomanometer (blood pressure apparatus). He said, "We also found some prescriptions and forms that he wanted to fill to become a member of the association of resident doctors" "Later, when they went to look for him, he was found in the doctor's consulting room eating. "He has confessed that he is not a doctor, and has not finished his school certificate,
and has been coming there to consult in the last two months." Asked how it was possible for an SS II dropout to be consulting in a teaching hospital, Udobang replied that people used to see him but did not know his intention. He said, "The Dean whose table he was sitting on used to see him and thought he was a medical student or a newly employed doctor that he has not known. "It was after one of the younger doctors saw him and asked the Dean who he was
that they started investigating him.mramshi

http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/secondary-school-dropout-consults-for-teaching-hospital/

a fisher man is working what if it was an engineer

Out of 2,400 members of the National Youth Service Corps in the Batch A posted to Kano State for the 2012/2013 service year, about 900 of them have been redeployed to other states due to the current security challenge in the commercial city. According to a report monitored on Channels TV on Tuesday, the state Coordinator of the NYSC in the state, Salisu Yakasai, made this known during the closing ceremony of the Batch A orientation exercise in Kano on Tuesday. The corps members were redeployed because of the recent bomb attacks in the
state with the latest being the attack at a
motor park in the city. Most of the corps members expected to undergo their primary assignments in the state were initially reported to have declined to report to the orientation camp. Traumatised by the recent attack at the bus park, majority of the fresh graduates sought to be redeployed to other parts of the country. According to Yakassai, the remaining 1,500 corps members would be posted to the rural areas of the state, which are considered safer. Meanwhile, the state Deputy Governor, Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, has promised corps members staying in the state that the state government would ensure the safety of the corps members in the state. Apart from the attack on the bus park, where about 80 persons were believed to have lost their lives, nine riot policemen were also ambushed less than 24 hours after the bus park bombing, only escaping by the whiskers.mramshi

http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/900-corps-members-redeployed-from-kano/

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The Lagos State Government is to develop
1000 low-cost houses at Ijora/Badia, in
the Apapa/Iganmu Local Council
Development Area (LCDA), to replace the
shanties recently demolished in the area
by the state government. Commissioner for Environment, Mr Tunji
Bello stated this in an interview with the
News Agency of Nigeria (NAN)
yesterday. The state government had recently
demolished shanties at Ijora/Badia,
leading to the displacement of over 60,
000 persons in the area. Bello explained that the proposed housing
project would alleviate the plight of
residents of the area who lost their
homes and properties in the demolition. He said the demolished shanties were
not legitimate houses for which the
owners could be paid compensation by
the state government. “If they were legitimate houses or
appropriately approved buildings that
people were living in, the government
normally pays compensation, but when
you have shanties all over the place and
they are cleared, there is usually no compensation. The Ministry of Housing has a beautiful
plan for the area. The state government
is planning to build over 1000 houses
around there and work will soon
commence on the project,” he said. The commissioner said that the houses
would be affordable and be placed under
a mortgage scheme, for easy assessment. “The houses are for the poor and anybody
who is not poor can assess them. It is
going to be under a mortgage system. It
is not a thing that you must have much
money before you can buy. “All the estates that the Lagos State
Government has developed, we are
putting together under a mortgage
scheme, for people to be able to access
them. What we are doing is to give the
people the opportunity to own their own houses, even with the little money they
have. “The payment system will be stretched
out for the convenience of the buyers, for
the next 20 to 25 years,’’ he said. Bello urged Lagos residents to take
advantage of such opportunities to help
the urban renewal initiatives of the state
government to reduce shanties in the
metropolis.mramshi

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/lagos-govt-to-build-1000-low-cost-houses-at-ijorabadia-says-commissioner/

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to God be d glory

Where are bokoharam when you need them

By SaharaReporters, New York

Months after the death in Ibadan of Nigeria’s famous soccer star, Rashid Yekini, SaharaReporters has learned of the passing of his team mate and also ex-Nigeria international footballer, Yahaya Gaku, in Kaduna.

Yahaya Gaku, according to another ex-international in Kaduna town who does not want to be identified, died in a private hospital.
The source said Gaku had been coaching a football club in Saudi Arabia, but returned to Nigeria recently with health concerns.

He played active football doe Kaduna Textile Limited in the early 80s, moving to African Continental Bank (ACB), El Kanemi in Maiduguri,and then Kano Pillars, before moving to Saudi Arabia. In that country, he played for El-Shabaab and El-Tai FC in Halal.

He also had a stint with Super Eagles.


http://mobile.saharareporters.com/sports-page/rashidi-yekini%E2%80%99s-contemporary-yahaya-gaku-dies-kaduna

Johannesburg - Nigerian Henry
Okah was jailed for 24 years by
the South Gauteng High Court in
Johannesburg on Tuesday.
"Effectively, the accused [Okah]
is therefore sentenced to 24
years imprisonment," Judge Neels
Claassen said as he handed down
sentence.
On 21 January, Okah was found
guilty on 13 counts of terrorism,
including engaging in terrorist
activities, conspiracy to engage in
terrorist activities, and delivering,
placing, and detonating an
explosive device.
Car bombs
The charges related to two car
bombs in Abuja, Nigeria, in which
12 people were killed and 36
injured on 1 October 2010, the
anniversary of the country's
independence.
The second bombing took place in
Warri on 15 March 2010 at a post
amnesty dialogue meeting. One
person was killed and 11 seriously
injured.
In both bombings, two car bombs
went off minutes apart in both
places. The cars were parked in
close proximity to each other.
Claassen sentenced Okah to 12
years imprisonment for each of
the bombings and 13 years for the
threats made to the South
African government after his
arrest in October 2010.
The 13 years would run
concurrently with the 24 years.
In January, during judgment
Claassen said the State had
proved Okah's guilt beyond a
reasonable doubt, and his failure
to testify meant the evidence
against him remained
uncontested.
Okah has denied any involvement,
claiming the charges against him
were politically motivated.mramshi

http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/independence-day-bombing-henry-okah-jailed-24-years-news24

As much as I hate him but I agree with him today
Islam means the religion of peace. A person following Islam will find that he or she is surrounded by noble teachings, the aim of which is to establish peace between man and Allah, the Creator of all; between man and man; and between man and the rest of Allah’s creation.

How does such a religion deal with the issue of terrorism And what does the word terrorist mean?

Dictionaries will define a terrorist as one who systematically uses violence and intimidation to achieve political ends – or one who controls or forces others to do something by violence, fear or threats.

All these definitions are covered by two words in the Holy Qur’an, the sacred book of Islam: Fitnah and Ikrâh.

Two of the very first verses of our Holy Book say: ‘Al-Fitnatu ashad-du minal qatl’ – meaning that in the sight of Allah, ‘persecution, or making people constantly fear for their lives, is much worse than killing’.

And also: ‘Lâ ikrâha fid-dîn’ – ‘There shall be no compulsion in religion’, that is to say, that no one has the right to force others into complying with their demands or compelling others to follow their line of thinking.

In Islam, every effort is thus made to protect the peace of not only the Muslims, but also of the followers of other faiths.

Allah Almighty says: And if Allah did not defend some men by means of others, there would surely have been pulled down monasteries, churches, synagogues and mosques wherein the name of Allah is oft remembered. (Ch.22: v.41)

The Prophet ordered:
‘You will meet those who remember Almighty Allah in their houses of worship. Have no dispute with them, and give no trouble to them. In the enemy country, do not kill any women or children, or the blind, or the old. Do not pull down any tree; nor pull down any building.’ (Quoted from Halbiyyah, Vol.3).

It is our belief that not only Islam, but no true religion, whatever its name, can sanction violence and bloodshed of innocent men, women and children in the name of Allah Almighty.

Remain maina and faruk lawan we will also beat dem strip them and put the pix on nairaland. One funny thing about Nigerians is that we only do dis to petty thieves why don't we try it on the ogas at the top it will be much better instead of us beating our brother oor partner in poverty Say no to inhuman treatment on our fellow poor nigerians but say yes to our senior useless ole barawo sariq senators members and fec I rest my case

I want to be buried in. Gwange cemetery maiduguri I hope. I die in peace that's All.

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2 Robert kneper. Tbag well cole phiper prison break and transporter
3lord rahl legend of the seeker
4goodluck jonathan Nigeria a country of fresh Air

Our selfish leaders: Senate President David Mark REJECTED a Bill For Unemployed Graduates To Be Paid N20,000 Monthly
Yesterday, He Gave 2face A Ferrari Worth. N47million naira. #Habaaaaa. "SHEY NA LIKE DIS WE GO DEY GO"?
.let's make it viral on social media like oga @ the top thing...post it on any social media you knw of..GOD bless us as we do that...thanks.Mramshi

making front page again thank you Allah and may you restore peace to my state borno

so making the front page again Allahu Akbar

Super Eagles ace, Osaze Odemwingie who has become more popular for his
outbursts on social networking site,
Twitter than playing football, has
given reasons for his rants. Osaze returned to training at West
Brom last week Wednesday despite
hinting that he could attempt to buy
out the remainder of his contract at
the Hawthorns. On Saturday, the striker tweeted,
“This account is more like a mini blog.
Mini website. When I was busy
playing u didn’t hear much from me.
Now I play less and talk more haha.” The 31-year-old, who joined West
Brom in 2010 from Locomotive
Moscow, has been fined up to £76,000
by the club in recent times for his
outbursts.mramshi
http://www.informationng.com/2013/03/osaze-finally-reveals-why-he-rants-on-twitter.html

naptu2: Happy Palm Sunday

so u dey worship dis person were dey 4 photo how u know say na him be jesus!isnt dat obvious!?a person dat died a thousnd years ago were did u get his photo?oyinbo go bring one person say na him be Yessu and u all belived dem in africa?

Billyonaire: This is Goodnews! Finally, the corrupt Governors are planning a move to align with the Corrupt APC moguls. PDP is being sanitized. FRESH AIR!

To god be the glory

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Arsene Wenger is constantly on the lookout for young talent to embed into his squad and the Arsenal manager might have found a fairly decent defender in Godfrey Oboabona, the Nigerian centre-back who was an ever-present during the Nation’s triumphant African Cup of Nations run. The 22 year old defender currently plies his trade in the Nigerian Premier League with the Sunshine Stars and unsurprisingly will be put through the paces as part of trial before possibly making the jump to English football.

The Sun report that Oboabona, who has a year left in his contract with Sunshine, will cost the Gunners around £1m if they decide to keep him after the trial. The player has endeared himself to the Arsenal faithful already by stating that the North-London is close to his heart: “Arsenal are my favourite club from childhood. It is the club I want to play for.”

Wenger is on the lookout for a new central defender in the summer as he has grown fed up with the constant mistakes committed by Per Mertesacker and Thomas Vemaelen but Oboabona is by no means the solution for the immediate problem.

Wenger will probably be bringing in another 1 or 2 players in the summer, while Oboabona will potentially be groomed for a place in the Arsenal first team by getting a run out in League Cup games should Arsenal be sufficiently impressed by his performances.mramshi


http://www.thesportscampus.com/2013032428917/transfer-news/wenger-brings-in-nigerian-defender-on-trial

which kind question be dis

The Writer: .
You're waiting for his return in Maiduguri? Has he been there before?

No be you say jesus dey all over make we dey wait my friend after all ur worship him go come say he no know you i go laugh tire

yes we know jesus is coming but when he comes there is gonna be a wild drama between muslims and xtians!!!you will all be shoked to see who ISSA AS jesus follows am waiting 4 his return in maiduguri

Project Nigeria has refuted rumour making the round that Elder statesman Alhaji Dr Maitama Sule is dead.

This was made known in a statement co-signed by the National Secretary, Project Nigeria Veteran Olawale Okunniyi and Aide to the Maitama Sule, Alhaji Shettima Yerima.

It read: "In view of the rumour flying around the country and the barrage of inquiries to our national secretariat by media operatives, political associates, admirers, supporters and Nigerians in general following some unconfirmed reports in the Nigeria media that Elder statesman Alhaji Dr Maitama Sule is dead, Project Nigeria wishes to formally refute the rumour that Alhaji Maitama Sule, co chair of Project Nigeria is dead.

"For the avoidance of doubt members of the secretariat team of Project Nigeria did converse with the Elder statesman yesterday and today again and he said he is not just alive but hale and hearty and in very sound health. Furthermore, as we issue this statement now Alhaji Maitama Sule is speaking at a lecture at the Bayero University, Kano, Kano state to prove that he is in good shape.

"We wish to thank members all Nigerians who showed concerned about the wellbeing of the elder statesman and wish to assure them that Alhaji Maitama Sule will still be here to contribute his quota to the ongoing effort of Project Nigeria (National Consensus Group) to restructure Nigeria and make it a stable and prosperous polity for all.

"Lastly, we wish to advise those who may have other motive in peddling this unsavory rumour to please desist forth with as we call on the security apparatus of the Nigerian state to be alert and vigilant towards the personal security of the elder statesman".mr amshi

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/50719/2013/03/23/maitama_sule_alive_hale_and_hearty_project_nigeria.html

Yes peter looks arrogant why will he say they are. D best 3 in Nigeria what of Mi Abaga Timaya wizkid and co they are dos that stay in nigeria so they should be the ones talking over dis