₦airaland Forum

look at him just like fat albert..

President Goodluck Jonathan
on Thursday approved the
appointment of Justice Zainab
Bulkachuwa As the new
Acting President Of The Court
Of Appeal. This follows the expiration Of
tenure and retirement of the
Acting PCA, Justice Dalhatu
Adamu. Adamu was
appointed Acting PCA on
August 22, 2011 following the crisis of confidence between
then PCA, Justice Isa Salami,
and then Chief Justice of
Nigeria, Justice Aloysius
Katsina-Alu. The situation led to Salami’s
suspension on August 18,
2011. Jonathan reappointed
Adamu after his initial six-
month term expired although
the National Judicial Council had declared this as
illegal.Jonathan and the NJC
have failed to recall Salami on
the grounds that there are
some suits pending on his
suspension. The Chief Justice Of Nigeria,
Justice Alooma Mukthar will
on Friday swear Bulkachuwa
in.

Many have heard about this
match. Some think it’s an
urban legend. Some think it’s
only a joke.But only few
know the truth.
A long time ago, few months after the endof the Nigeria-
Biafra war, the Military
Governor of Lagos decided to
stage an exhibition match at
the then glorious National
Stadium Lagos. He thought it would be a special way of
celebrating Nigeria’s victory in
the war, a way of helping
Lagosians to forget the sad
bloody years that had just
passed. He wanted to stage the match between Nigeria &
Ghana but was advised against
it. His advisers reminded him
how Ghana trashed Nigeria 3-
Nil at the 1960 Independence
Match, that another loss to Ghana might defeat the
purpose of the exhibition
match. His advisers suggested
that they choose a team that
would be very easy to beat.
Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed. Ethiopia was
considered. Zimbabwe was
considered. India
wasconsidered. USA was
considered. And Indiawas
chosen. He & hisadvisers believed that India would be a
walkover. But had heknown
what would happen he might
have chosen Brazil. Yes, Brazil
were the reigning world
champions at the timebut… Oh, had he known.
India agreed to play the
exhibition match with Nigeria.
In fact, they were overjoyed.
Nigeria was one of the best
teams in Africa. And they had never played with an African
team before. What more! They
were most overjoyedthat
Nigeria had agreed to their
threespecial conditions. What
were these conditions? Well, on that fateful day, a
bright Saturday afternoon on
August 15th, 1970, the National
Stadium Lagos was filled with
excited spectators. That
wasCondition No. 1, that the match be played on India’s
Independence Day. As the
players of Nigeria & India came
into the pitch, spectators
screamedwith more
excitementas they saw that all the twenty-two players were
barefooted. That wasCondition
No. 2. (Remember that India
had withdrawn from the 1950
World Cup because they
weren’t allowed to play barefooted.)
Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati
blewhis whistle to begin the
game. (The Tunisian referee
hadbeen suspended by FIFA
earlier that yearbut had accepted to officiate this
special match.) Indian forward
Amer Al-Amer made the first
pass. And before anyone could
say “Bosnia-Herzego vina”, one Majed Suleman fired the
ball high into the air towards
the Nigerian post. The gaint of
a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel
Okala, dived to the right while
the ball dropped into the left side of the net. Gooooaaal!!!
3-0. That was Condition No. 3,
that each goal scored by India
would be counted as 3points
while each byNigeria would be
1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed because theybelieved that
India could never score. Or at
least couldn’t score more than
one goal.) Emmanuel was
looking confused. He was very
sure he had dived towards the ball. Every other person
thought he’d deliberately let
the Indians score just to spice
up the game. Meanwhile,
India’s fan club was going wild
with jubilation. Priii… The Nigerian forwards
Sunday Atuma & Thompson
Usiyen passed. As Thompson
passed toPaul Hamilton, he
wassurprised when he saw
India’s Faisal Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly shot the
ball into the air towards
Nigeria’spost. Goooal! 6-0.
Thompson was so confused. He
could have sworn it was Paul
his teammate hehad passed to. Priii… Sunday Atuma passed
into the Nigerian half.
Alloysius Atuegbu passed to
Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a
long pass into the Indian half
to Samuel Okoye. He was shocked when he saw the ball
in the legs of Abdullah Al-
Shemmari. Haruna wiped his
eyes in disbelief. Too late!
Abdullah shot the ballinto the
air. Goal! 9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes? Nigerian
spectators were wondering
whatwas happening.
Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-
Suwayed. 15-0. Amer Al-
Amer. 18-0. Majed Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. AbdulazizAl-
Bul oushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat- trick. 27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s
second goal. 30-0. Waleed Al-
Mubarak. At the twentieth
minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton
ran with the ball all the way
to India’s box-18. But as he raised his leg to shoot, he
slipped& fell. India’s defender
Mahboub Jumaa easily took
the ball as Paul lay on the
ground moaning like a baby.
That was the nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian post
so far.
Twenty-five minutes later &
eight goals more, the score
stood at 54-0. Some spectators
angrily left the stadium evenbefore the half-time
whistle. Others waited
patiently, hoping that Nigeria
would revenge in the2nd half.
“Boys, what the hell is
happening out there?!” Coach JorgePenna was furious.
“You’re the damn captain,
answer me!!”he was shouting
at Emmanuel Okala.
Emmanuel was speechless. He
didn’tknow what to say. “Co-co-coach…” Godwin
Achebe began“I think I know
what’s happening sir”
The coach was glaring at him
now.
“Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using ma-magic.”
“Yes! Yes!” his teammates
echoed & nodded & murmured
amongst themselves.
“Shut up you fools!! Magic my
foot!!! There is no magic in football!”

ITbomb: I wish there was a video
Did u say 1926?

yes 1926

Arsenal VS Spartak Moscow
(1925) Fog was covering the pitch
(White Hart lane), and it was
too hard to see, impossible to
play a match. But the ref refused to cancel
the match, because the other
team came all the way from
Russia... Anyway the match was a
total mess, an Arsenal player
was sent off because he kept
arguing with the ref,he came
back in to the match later and
the ref didn't notice him...Spartak made a change,
but the subbed player didn't
go off the pitch, the match
continued this way and the ref
wasn't able to see anything... At a moment in that match,
Spartak played with 15
players...Arsen al players started to feel something was
wrong, but nobody was able
to count the players... And the real problem was
when the arsenal keeper got
injured because his head
smashed into the post while
trying to save a ball... the
keeper went out of the game, and a fan jumped there instead
of him ,and nobody noticed

the guy holding the
lady's bottom is the real
groom/husband. He must
have pushed her forward a
bit unknowingly with the photographer taking the pics.
A closer look at the picture
shows the other guy holding
one of the bride's maid waist
is the best man.

Teacher: Why didn’t you
study? Akpors: A year has 365
days
for you to study. After taking
away 52 Sundays, there are
only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that is way too hot to
work so there are only 263
days left. We sleep 8 hours a
day, in a
year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with
141 days. If we fooled around
for only 1 hour a day, 15 days
are gone, so we are left with
126 days. We spend 2 hours
eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year,
and we are left with 96 days in
our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and
family, that takes away 15
days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests
take up atleast 35 days in your
year; hence you are only left
with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick
for a
minimum of 3 days; you're left
with 3 days in the year to
study! Let's say you only go
out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day.
But that 1 day is your
birthday. That's why I did not
study.

As his country suffers
air strikes and an
imminent ground
invasion from Israel, a
Palestinian was
beheaded in Saudi Arabia on Monday after
being convicted of
forming a gang to carry
out robberies in the
kingdom, the interior
ministry said. Reaction from less
conservative countries
around the world has
brought up several
questions, one of which
is how beheading a man is a suitable punishment
for forming a gang.
Reports say 67 people
have already been
beheaded this year. “Mohammad Al Khalili
formed a gang with
others that carries out
thefts, burglaries, and
robbery against homes,”
said the statement carried by the official
SPA news agency. The execution, in the
port city of Jeddah,
brings to 67 the number
of people put to death
in Saudi Arabia so far
this year, according to an AFP tally based on
official reports. Amnesty International
says 79 people were
executed in the
conservative kingdom
last year. Rape, murder,
apostasy, armed robbery and drug
trafficking are all
punishable by death
under Sharia.

A Dubai watchman who
tried to end his life by
drinking a carbonated
beverage in which he
mixed insecticide has
admitted that his wife’s sudden death had led
him to his second failed
suicide attempt within a
year. Prosecutors charged the
30-year-old Indian
national, with
attempting suicide by
consuming a soft drink
in which he had emptied a canister of insecticide.
The defendant, who
was also accused of
consuming liquor,
confessed to the
charges. “Yes I am guilty. I
mixed Pif Paf with my
Pepsi and drank it in an
attempt to end my life,”
he told the Dubai
Misdemeanour Court on Sunday. According to records,
the suspect’s wife died
two years ago and his
friends had earlier
intervened just in time
to prevent him from jumping off a building
in Bur Dubai in 2011. The charges sheet read
that the suspect shook
the insecticide canister
well to ensure he would
not survive the suicide
attempt. Swift medical intervention was his
saving grace as he spent
nearly two months in
hospital. The suspect told
prosecutors that he
decided to end his life
because couldn’t stop
thinking of his wife and
was unable to get over her death. “I drank liquor every
time I felt low and
memories of my wife
returned. On the day of
the incident, I was
feeling very unhappy and miserable. I drank
whisky before I
purchased the Pif Paf
and bottle of Pepsi. Then
I mixed both bottles
and drank it till the last drop. Shortly after that
I started vomiting… I
vomited until I fell
unconscious. No one
encouraged me to
commit suicide… and that was my second
time. A year ago my
friends stopped me
from jumping off the
roof,” he said. An Emirati policeman
testified that the
defendant was in a
stable condition when
he questioned him in his
hospital bed. “He admitted to me that he
constantly thinks of his
late wife. He also
confessed that he failed
to commit suicide
earlier,” the policeman said. Presiding Judge Abdul
Aziz Mohammad will
hear the defence counsel
on December 17.

fact

CrazyMan: Seeing ghost, spirits, demons and devils as perfectly normal.

I myself I've seen lots of ghost and spirit on so many occasions.

Its normal if you ask me...however, if they feel they no longer enjoy the presence of the spirit, and they wish to discontinue the visits, then they would have dispose all the belongings of the dead relative the have in their possession..that's the only way the ghost would stop tormenting them.

maybe you have been watchng supernatural film series

arsenal 3 hotspor 1

what bout arsen wenger?alex song?samuel eto

There is controversy surrounding the killing of General Shuwa on Friday, 2nd November, 2012. Can you tell us what actually happened on that day? I spoke to him on Wednesday, 31st October, 2012. I told him that I have had enough here in Nigeria and I would like to go back to the US. He told me that actually he had done his best to make me settle here but it appears to be a very difficult situation and therefore said I should go back. All the time, the General will call and ask of my whereabouts and my welfare. On Friday, he went outside his house and sent for a shaving razor blade. He sent one Adam to buy it for him and he then sat on a chair outside the house, waiting for the razor blade. At that very time, some boys, our relatives were sitting together with him as he was waiting for the arrival of the razor blade. Then there was a gentleman, a passerby that saw the General sitting outside. He therefore approached him in order to offer Fatiha (a tradition in Borno whereby indigents recite some verses of the Quran in front of affluent people and get a little money in return). As he was reciting the Fatiha, three armed men appeared and took position, two on the western side of the General and one on the eastern side, facing the soldiers that were guarding the General. They were all armed with AK 47 rifles. There was a huge tree close to where the General was sitting and a fountain of water under it. As the two armed men approached him, they began chanting “Allahu Akbar” (God is great) and started shooting. One irony is
that whenever the General was going out of his house, he went with a gun. He always sat with a gun and goes everywhere with a gun. However, on that very day and hour, he did not go out with the gun. Instead, he
locked the door of the room where the gun was and put the key in his pocket and went outside. As the two men were chanting Allahu Akbar and shooting, the passerby that was reciting Fatima attempted to stand up but the gunmen shot him and he collapsed. Then the General said a word in Shuwa Arab, “Hou” roughly translated as “What?” in English language. Then one of the men looked at the General and shot him and was trying to refill the Ak47 rifle again. That was when the General stood up and put his hand inside his pocket, thinking that he will bring out his gun but instead,
brought out the keys to his room. On realizing this, he attempted to grab the man that shot him. When the other gunman saw what the General was trying to do,
he shot his two arms. Whose arms? The General’s arms and one of the bullets penetrated his ribs and hit the heart directly. Was the General able to grab one of them? No, he was not. He was making attempt to catch one of them when the other one shot him in the chest, precisely at the epical line where the heart lies. And when he shot the heart, the General fell and both of them continued shooting him. They pushed him with their legs and confirmed that he was dead. They then started shouting and jubilating and entered their tricycle. Before then, the General’s most senior wife was trying to go out of the house when she heard gunshots. As she peeped outside, she saw her husband and the passerby on ground. She wanted to go and embrace him but was prevented [by relatives]. This
is when the third gunman who was across the other part of the road started shooting at her but she was very lucky, the bullets did not hit her. She later went and embraced her dead husband. Again, when one of the boys that was sitting outside found out that the General was not with his gun, he rushed into the house in order to get the gun but found out that the door of the parlour was locked and he could not get in. When you go outside this house (General Shuwa’s house) you will find out that there is an umbrella…a tent where the General normally sits and you will see the many holes created by bullets. Were there no military guards in the house? There were about eight or ten soldiers guarding this house (the General’s house). But where were they when the gunmen came? They were right there at their post in front of the house but none of them could show any resistance or stand and make any effort. There was another girl who is also our relation. She was in the General’s second house which was close by. She told me that when the shooting was going on, she had wanted to go out and grab one of the gunmen, exactly what the General’s wife also wanted to do. They wanted to at least obstruct the gunmen but they were grabbed by other relatives. Unfortunately, the soldiers outside could not do anything. If any of the soldiers had made any shooting, I think the life of the General could have been saved. And apart from the soldiers that had been stationed in the house, there were other soldiers at the cross section of the street. Again, there are many security checkpoints that the gunmen passed through before they came to this house. There was no resistance or effort to stop the gunmen. The General has always been in Maiduguri, he has always been in this vicinity thinking that he has been protected and his life was safe. I can see that the soldiers are still guarding this house. Have they given any explanation as to why they were unable to repel the attack? Not to my knowledge but I would like to know if there is any. When the federal government delegation came from Abuja, did they ask you how the General was killed? I explained to them in detail and they were very amused that the soldiers were there but no effort was made to save the life of the General, despite the fact that the purpose of stationing them here was to protect his life. Why there was no shouting, no shooting, nothing? How can something like this happen to a war hero? Someone that spent all his life to protect this country and keep it united? I would like to know why he was killed this way before me too vanishes from this world. Are you happy that the soldiers are still stationed outside this house and do you see them as protecting the family? Look, the family is gone! Which family are they protecting again? The head of the very family has vanished. Have they (the soldiers) not received orders from the high authorities to protect him? I don’t know… may be they have some commanders that did not give them orders to protect the General. Or maybe they don’t have weapons or their weapons are inferior to that of the gunmen, I don’t know. How many soldiers were there when the gunmen came? Between seven and ten and the gunmen were three in number. They did the shooting and left. The gunmen were even screaming and laughing and jubilating. It was women that were trying to protect General. The women told me that if not because they were pulled back, they would have obstructed the shooting. His wife said she was pushed to the ground. This was what happened. Now let’s talk about his life. Who was General Mamman Shuwa? I can say General Mamman Shuwa was born as a soldier, he lived in this world as soldier and he died as a soldier. Why did you say he was born as a soldier? This is because he told me that when he was in Barewa College, one of his teachers, a white man, looked at him and also looked at General Murtala Muhammed and said the two of them have no any career that will suit them apart from military. This is what General Shuwa told me. And this is why I said he was born a soldier. Again, my mother told me that when General Shuwa was barely two years old, she took him to the local barber (Wanzami) to remove
his uvular. After cutting the uvular, my mother said he did not cry at all…He did not shed tears and he was barely two years old. He was born a
soldier; there is no doubt about it. He was fearless, very strict and straight forward. Where was he born? He was born in Minsharde, a village situated about 3 kilometers to Kala Balge. He attended his elementary school in Kala Balge. From there, he came to Borno Middle School. From there, I think only three of them were chosen to go to Barewa College and thereafter, he got enlisted into the Nigeria Army. General Shuwa told me that because of his height and the size of his chest, there were grievances that surrounded his joining the army…He was not tall and that was a disadvantage to him. Along the line, he went back to our village in Minsharde but later on, his admission into the army was released. But at that time, all his mates including Bisalla and Murtala were already in Ghana for the military training. He was three months late when he joined them in Ghana. This was after he was selected by the white people. In Ghana, some people told Shuwa that
there was no way he could make it because he was late but he said he will give it a try even though initially he wanted to leave. He had even taken his luggage and was about leaving when Murtala and Bisalla pulled him
back, insisting that he must remain and after the examinations, he told me that he was either first or second. From Ghana, they proceeded to Sandhurst in the United Kingdom for more military training and stayed there for two years. Shuwa’s father did not know where his son was. That time, I was under the custody of the General’s father and I told him that I would love to go to formal school but he said no. He said western education was not good. Two months after, the father died and that was when I entered school.

oga this pic dey hot kenya dey on top of the world!but why you no cum shw the real nigeria nw eg asokoro,vi,aso drive,maitama?

amen

It is being reported that long-time Nollywood actor Peter Eneh is dead. The actor is said to have passed today, Wednesday, November 15, 2012 at the Park Lane hospital in Enugu State, days after he had one of his legs amputated. Eneh had been in the news a few weeks back; his health condition was reported to have deteriorated. The Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN) president Fiberisima Ibinabo could not immediately confirm the news and promised to get back to us. Story Developing…

after payn brideprize

hahaha uncle Akpors no dey carry last

is there a direct flight to beijing from abuja?

why they never call Ahmed musa 7 wetin happn?

[quote author=ekt_bear]I'm always curious about ethnicity.

I don't know if she is Kanuri, or from one of those other ethnic groups in Borno (or elsewhere in the north).

If you don't know the answer to the question and are not interested in such things, then kindly ignore my post...the post isn't for your consumption anyways.[/quote]she is babur bura

gofa in hausa

Teacher: Why do we drink
water?
Akpors: Because we cannot
eat water. Akpors puts his
radio inside the freezer so he
can listen to COOL FM!!! Teacher: Akpors what Is the name for
baby lizard?
Apkors: Lizzy baby. Teacher:
Akpors how was ur night?
Akpors: I don't know ma, I
was sleeping. Boss: I'll pay u N30,000/month & in 3 months,
I'll raise it to
N60,000. When would u like to
start?
Akpors: In 3 months sir. Police:
Where do u live? Akpors: With my parents.
Police: Where do ur parents
live?
Akpors: With me.
Police (now seriously pissed
off): Ok ok, so where you all live?
Akpors: Together. Akpors
trying to commit suicide..
Ambali: Why do u have d rope
on ur waist?
Akpors: Ahhh, d last time I tried it on my neck, I nearly
died. Teacher: What do we
have after 69?
Akpors: Mouthwash sir.
Teacher: Get out of my class,
Idiot. Teacher: In which battle did Napoleon die?..
Akpors: His last battle Teacher:
The process of developing
from a child to an Adult is
called?
Akpors: ADULTERY

The Prophet Muhammad
(Salallaho Alaihi Wassallam)
foretold 72 signs that would
appear near Doomsday
(Qayamat) ... 1. People will leave prayer
2. People will usurp Ama'naat
3. Lying will become an art
4. There will be murders on the
slightest of disagreements
5. Interest will become common
6. There will be very tall
buildings
7. People will sell Religion for
the world
8. People will treat relatives badly
9. Justice will become a rarity
10. Lies will be considered
truth
11. Clothes will be of silk
12. Persecution will become common
13. Divorces will become
common
14. Sudden deaths will increase
15. The usurper of Ama'naat
will be considered honest and honourable
16. The keeper of Am'naat will
be called an usurper of things
given to him for safekeeping
17. Liars will be thought of as
honest 18. Honest people will be
thought of as liars
19. False accusations will
become the norm
20. It will be hot in spite of
rain 21. Instead of wishing for
children, people will pray that
they not have children
22. People from bad
backgrounds and with bad
upbringing will live a life of luxury (material, not peaceful)
23. Good people, when they
try to practice, will be cut off
from the world
24. Previously good people will
also usurp Ama'naat 25. Leaders will become
persecutors
26. Ulema and Qaris will
commit adultery
27. People will wear clothes of
animal skin 28. But their hearts will smell
and will be dead
29. And will be bitter
30. Gold will become common
31. Demand for Silver will
increase 32. Sin will increase
33. Peace will become rare
34. Ayaats from the Quran will
be decorated and calligraphy
will become common
35. Mosques will be decorated 36. And will have tall minars
37. But hearts will be empty
38. Alcoholic drinks will be
consumed
39. Punishments ordered by
the Shariah will be revoked and will no longer be
implemented
40. Women will order their
mothers around
41. People who are with naked
feet, naked bodies and against religion will becomekings
42. Women will trade along
with men
43. Women will imitate men
44. Men will imitate women
45. People will swear by things other than Allah and the Quran
46. Even Muslims will be
prepared to give false
testimony, without being
incited to it
47. Only people one knows will be greeted with the
salaam
48. The knowledge of the
shariah will be used to earn
worldly things
49. Acts which earn the Akhirah, will be used to earn
the world
50. Assets belonging to the
nation will be considered and
treated as personal treasures
by the rulers 51. Ama'naat will be
considered ones personal asset
52. Zakaat will be considered a
penalty
53. The lowest and the worst
man in the nation will become its leader
54. People will not obey their
fathers
55. And will mistreat their
mothers
56. And will not hold back from harming their friends
57. And will obey their wives
58. And the voices of men
who commit adultery will be
raised in mosques
59. Women who sing will be treated with great deference
60. Instruments of music will
be kept with great care
61. Alcohol will be drunk on
the highways
62. People will be proud of their acts of persecution
63. Justice will be sold in the
courts
64. The number of men in the
police force will increase
65. Instead of music, the Quran will be used to gain pleasure
for its tune
and style (qirat), not for what
it preaches, its meaning or for
rewards in the Akhirah
66. Animal fur will be used 67. The last of the Ummat will
curse those before them.
(clearly seen today in people
who call the Prophet's
companion's names)
68. Either Allah will send a Red Storm upon you
69. Or Earthquakes
70. Or your faces will be
changed
71. Or a rain of rocks from the
skies. Asteroids, Meteors 72. Lies will become a habit of
the rulers and the rich The
Prophet Muhammad Sallahu alayhi wa sallam also
said:
1. Alcohol will be called
Sherbat, and will be considered
Halal
2. Interest will be called Trade, and will be considered Halal
3. Bribes will be called Gifts,
and will be considered Halal
4. Women will be naked in
spite of wearing dresses. (This
Hadith has baffled the Ulema for a very long time until
now) The 3 kind
of naked women
are:
(1) Those who wear see-
through dresses (2) Those who wear tight
dresses and
(3) Those whose dresses are so
short,that they expose the
body
5. Women will have hair, like the hump of a camel. (This
hadith too, had baffled the
Ulema for quite a long time till
they saw
current hairstyles. I believe it
came into fashion about 5 years ago.) Jihad is fast approaching every
corner of the world. We have
to reinforce our inner strength
with the help of ALLAH s.w.t.
by
dzikr in abundance to always remember ALLAH s.w.t to
seek protection, sincere in our
action, solat , read Al-Quran,
tabligh and jihad. These are the
guiding principle of tabligh as
practiced by our beloved Prophet Muhammad s.a.w