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That's him and his second wife while on their honeymoon in spain so. Don't talk dis mallam shit here at least he is human he deserve it after all the insults we give. Him on nairaland he needs to play body no be firewood

1. You’re always keeping track of the
French leagues, why? – 9 out of 10
Arsenal signings will either arrive
from Ligue1 or chances are they will
be French nationals.
2. You know beforehand that
whenever we’re linked with a big
name signing, they are never going to
happen.
3. You have learned to stop under
estimating teams and always wait for
the final whistle before updating
your facebook status.
4. There’s no doubt in your mind that
Tottenham will never finish higher
than the Arsenal.
5. You research the youth and
reserve team more, as a result of
expecting to see them in the first
team.
6. You can’t stand Manchester United
– in fact, you hate them with all your
heart; sure you can respect them (I
do), but that doesn't stop us from
hating their guts!
7. You actually respected Barcelona…
that is, until they started stealing
our players (Henry, Hleb, Fabregas)
and knocking us out of the Champions
League in successive seasons. Now
you support Real Madrid.
8. You use the comeback of how
Arsenal will be financially safe when
Financial Fair Play is implemented.
9. You always have ready made
excuses as to why Arsenal didn't win
a match – it’s the truth, just think
about it.
10. No matter what goes against
Arsenal – no matter how bad the
situation is – you will always support
this red and white beauty, pride of
North London.
11. You know that the only certainty
as an Arsenal fan is uncertainty – You
will never know what you’ll get just like Mr amshi .

NAMES OF VICTIMS OF MONDAY KANO BOMB
BLAST PRESENTLY ON ADMISSION IN
HOSPITALS AS READ BY GOV. RABI'U MUSA
KWANKWASO TO THE PRESIDENTIAL
DELEGATION THAT CAME ON SYMPATHY
VISIT TO KANO , THURSDAY, 21st MARCH 2013 S/NO
NAMES
DESTINATION 1. ABDULLAHI MAI AGOGO
GYAYAWA 2. UMAR SANI
BAGWAI 3. ILIYASU IBRAHIM
MADIGAWA 4. YAKUBU SANI
CHURCH ROAD 5. HADARA RABIU
DAMBATTA 6. HASSAN ABUBAKAR
IBRAHIM TAIWO 7. AMADU GARBA
WARAWA 8. SEEBAN OKEDE
NO. 78 ONITSA RD 9. BUKI OGU MALA
NO. 2 OMOLOLA LAGOS 10. TUKUR YA’U
T/MURTALA 11. KABIRU ALI
T/TOFA 12. YAKUBU ADAMU
TAKAI L.G 13. KABIRU USAINI
P.R.P 14. ABDULLAHI ADAMU
TAKAI L. G. 15. GOJE MAGAWATA
DALA L.G 16. UMAR BAGWAI
BAGWAI 17
BASHIR MUHAMMAD
VICTIMS SOME BLAST ADMITTED 18TH
MARCH 2013 S/NO
NAMES
DESTINATION 1. ABDULLAHI MAI AGOGO
GYAYAWA 2. UMAR SANI
BAGWAI 3. ILIYASU IBRAHIM
MADIGAWA 4. YAKUBU SANI
CHURCH ROAD 5. HADARA RABIU
DAMBATTA 6. HASSAN ABUBAKAR
IBRAHIM TAIWO 7. AMADU GARBA
WARAWA 8. SEEBAN OKEDE
NO. 78 ONITSA RD 9. BUKI OGU MALA
NO. 2 OMOLOLA LAGOS 10. TUKUR YA’U
T/MURTALA 11. KABIRU ALI
T/TOFA 12. YAKUBU ADAMU
TAKAI L.G 13. KABIRU USAINI
P.R.P 14. ABDULLAHI ADAMU
TAKAI L.G 15. GOJE MAGAWATA
DALA L.G 16. UMAR BAGWAI
BAGWAI 17. BASHIR MUHAMMAD
KABUGA QTRS 18. DANBABA MUSA
GEZAWA 18. DANBABA MUSA
GEZAWA 19. OGU CHUKWU UMOH
EMIR ROAD 20.SUNDAY MAFIA ELTA 21. IWOJO DANIEL 22. MACHEIL EZENWATA 23. OJO SANDRA 24. BELLO SHU’AIBU
R/LEMO 25.UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN

NAME: Akpors Akpororo STATE OF ORIGIN: Jokes State DATE OF BIRTH: Past and Future. GENDER: Male HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount Everest &
- Collecting rock particles from the moon RECORDS:
- Fought with an elephant and broke its
neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a fully
loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman and the Dead Sea.
- Held my breath under water for 2 months,
3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F.
Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
- Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was
still erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird.. SILLY THINGS DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane
Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single
punch, only 99 died instantly and the one
that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- When a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an
asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- Really don't like to brag.

i saw this pic on newyork times photo of the day so i decided to share it on our great forum it shows a year old baby giving complement to mr obama.......

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/29/article-0-16AD3085000005DC-249_634x423.jpg

what of 419 page were does it leads to

nbright: As if M.I doesn't dope.... Dope has it's own side effects too.

no he doesn't he only smokes

So I made front page again 7 times dis year more maturity to me I guess

as for me i will go for kanuri or fulani they are one of a kind fulani are found all over nigeria and they make up 30 percent of our population

Distinguish nairalanders i have been wondering for so long cus of the love i have for nigerian languages as to If Nigeria was to have a fourth official
language, what should it be?as you all know the need of A lingua franca has arisen around the globe throughout
human history, sometimes for commercial
reasons (so-called "trade languages" but
also for diplomatic and administrative
convenience, and as a means of
exchanging information between people so lets discuss it as friends and not as foes reasons for your opinions are welcomed

tell dis to seun he is an example

We see a lot of American rappers drinking a liquid mixture in a white or red cup in their music videos.
That substance is known as ‘sizzurp’. Sizzurp is the combination of cough syrup with preferably candy and/or any soft drink. Cough syrup contains codeine and promethazine- the core ingredients in cough syrups.

Unfortunately a lot of impressionable young people have started taking the powerful mixture (sizzurp drinking is a growing fad among young people in Nigeria). Unknown to many, sizzurp is a mixture that can do more harm than good to your body.

YMCMB rapper Lil’ Wayne is currently recuperating at home after a near death experience caused from a large intake of sizzurp. His stomach had to be pumped three times to remove the sizzurp in his body.
While it might look glamourous on TV, sizzurp is very harmful and is something that should not be played
with. While Lil’ Wayne is lucky to be alive, others haven’t. Southern rap legend love-vendor C was found dead in his
hotel room after taking sizzurp. DJ Screw- the originator of the chopped and screwed sound- died from sizzurp complications.

Dangers of Sizzurp
1. Codeine causes itching, vomiting, and constipation.
2. Codeine can cause hypoventilation, a potentially fatal inability to breathe properly.
3. Promethazine can cause potentially deadly central nervous system depression and hypoventilation, extreme
weakness and drowsiness, and constipation.

The dangers of drinking sizzurp far outweighs the short-lived euphoria it gives. You only live
once (Mramshi!)

Tiwa savage now she luks fucking sexy. See boby lyk gej head

not bad sha 5 over ten

kanye west and his houseboy

40 year old virgin and commender in chief

blackberry girl

seun wan becum correct enterprenure dis year may the lord be with u

it occured around westend area close to central bank maiduguri opposite dandal police station,it blew up with 3 soldiers and for dos askin weda am alive thanks 4 askin am well i ran 4 safty thats why i could not take d pictures which i am sorry 4 that you know how the jtf reacts when one of them is killed they can just shoot me now for taking pictures and they will tell my family and u guys another thing thats all

I just heard the biggest bomb blast of my life in maiduguri!!! I can still see a thick blck smoke in the air am just wondering how too get back home

Which jail are u taking me?I already haave my handcuffs on

So they don chop d money of malawi fans

Mordrator dis is suppose to be on d front page. Our family is getting bigger

promisechild: so you are so gullible to believe he was the former education minister,u realy fall my hand odunnu

Well I can assure you that he is the 1 cuz I recommended him to open. a Naira land account for news and info. does it means he cnt afford to open an account or what?

stillwater: I was actually in secondary school. I spent two years in a public school and this was assailed with numerous strikes before my parents shipped me off to a private school. In that public school, students had to continuously inform the teachers before they knew it was time for them to teach. For a whole term, my social studies notes only exceeded two pages. This is me coming from a private primary school and receiving this rude shock of what schooling under the Nigerian government is like. As for the public primary school near my house, I saw how children as young as 5 years old were sent on errands during school hours by their teachers. Public services in my time were a perfect disgrace. It is the foundation of those days that have reduced education to the sewer state it is now.

that was why he told you "I also brought focus on
teacher
education so that you first of all
produce teachers who will teach
others. Building schools without the
people to teach is an effort in futility."maybe you now understand that he did his best to prevent that

stillwater: I was actually in secondary school. I spent two years in a public school and this was assailed with numerous strikes before my parents shipped me off to a private school. In that public school, students had to continuously inform the teachers before they knew it was time for them to teach. For a whole term, my social studies notes only exceeded two pages. This is me coming from a private primary school and receiving this rude shock of what schooling under the Nigerian government is like. As for the public primary school near my house, I saw how children as young as 5 years old were sent on errands during school hours by their teachers. Public services in my time were a perfect disgrace. It is the foundation of those days that have reduced education to the sewer state it is now.

that was why he told you "I also brought focus on
teacher
education so that you first of all
produce teachers who will teach
others. Building schools without the
people to teach is an effort in futility."maybe you know understand

masu gida the pride of the north i will be there while u beat paint dem black

he has now become oga at the top