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he who has find a wife,has found a beautiful thing.at 32 he ain't getting any younger...600k is not enough but it's a start...it's not about d start but d end...I pray d wife-to-be is patient nd very understanding.
70k a month salary is manageable for you nd Ur new wife..if u are a prudent spender though.
God gave us the freewill to choose,we pray for wisdom to make d right choices in life....adios amigos

georgedapo:
shitty post how do you even get to ftc

Hmm..wats dis one saying?..how did I get to ftc?? or u meant Frontpage?
unbelievable,someone still can't decipher d difference btw ftc nd Frontpage..d angels in nairaland are weeping for you

havyou854:
same thing with my profession

are you a policeman?

Scrypt:
. Very Wicked OP. OP your ex na lawyer, why evils?

my ex Nobi lawyer ooh,am one..a baby lawyer sha,God see me through

boboLIL:
disgusting piglet

lmao..jst checked ur d.p..u look more like an albino monkey than a piglet..retar.ded,lowlife piece of wannabe African monkey

[quote author=boboLIL post=35795993]is it cos she is not a celebrity? Smh.....u need hot slap buh unfortunately u can't get it.....thank ur starsyou think say to b celeb easy na Im she never b one..pple weh dn toil day nd night..meanwhile you fit still chop e-slap,trust my lightening fingers

Princessderaa:
go to bed Mr

already in ma bed..miss

Nna mehhn..i ready to fall Maga for this kind ukwunish ukwu..in flavours voice...black is beautiful onye potopoto..ekwarikwa

my religion is Christianity i.e Christ-like and it's perfect....if it's not christ-like then it's not Christianity maybe a different religion.

naija I hail...despite d boko boys,we must find a way of amusing one another.
congrats to Serena Williams,babe e no easy..swagger it all d way na Ur time.
mk I hear say this thread no mk Frontpage..weh Bros lalasticlala name dn join..oya Frontpage legoo..
meanwhile.PMB abeg do sumtin fast about this boko boys ohh..cos on how north finish na east,south or west dem go take refuge .

Wetin nah...steroids dn help dem finish,at 50 plus now u go see d skin at a shrinking level.
naija we no dey build like diz but @ 70 we still dey bubble..nd our naija babes love us die...na iron we dey chop Nobi steroids

Princessderaa:
lwtmp

laugh wn tear your pants...#uknowitsmadeinchina when laugh dn dey tear d pants with Canada tags on it...

o.p Ur nyash there..move wat to front what ..mk e kn occupy beta space shey,of wat use Wud this thread b if it's moved to Frontpage ??.
Anyways wishing d birthdaydee God's grace and protection..may God bless her new age

o.p wait till your post make Frontpage ..na you go use Ur nyash dance shakiti Bobo kn use Ur mouth sing Godwin.
.u think say e easy for Ur post to hammer Frontpage with dem this bad Belle mods..

this is not d change we bargained for oh,d fact that you once help a fellow nairalander doesn't mean we owe you a favour in return,nobody force you to help nah...BTW,nairaland is not a charitable home nor is seun running an E-charitable organization.
this days people are willing to help but scammers,fraudsters,coporate beggars,et al are too much dt z now very difficult to identify a brother-in-need.....

I don't approve of that video in d first place...good music buh Davido got d video msg wrong..wtf d title was "fans mi" nd all he was showing was bitch.es nd drugs...kinda made me wonder where d msg behind d song truly lies...was it for his fans or just to showcase his wannabe gangster/drugdealer hip hop American style act...?

there z only one man in dt pics,d oda with d oda hoe z a boy

RODFLMAO ....Tattoboy..ur case needs PROPHET T.B JOSHUA

I enjoy d fear we trigger
See a doctor ur problems with lawyers are ancestral...#it did not start from you
Already looking 4 pro bono case??...haven't d wind of change knocked in yah life...

For goodness sake we can be likened to many things but not condom. Those were my exact thought when I came across a discussion on why lawyers are like condoms on Rollonfriday.com.

I quickly read through the discussion and couldn't help but agree with some of the reasons that were adduced on why lawyers could be likened to a condom. Out of the many reasons given, I decided to share these four points I personally believe to be true. So here they are:

1.People get to use both lawyers and condoms because they have to, not that they want to

If given an option, most folks would rather not use both lawyers and condoms. So it now becomes a question of them being left with no other option than to use them; because if they don’t, they would be screwed.

2.Both lawyers and condoms are only used at critical moments

We don’t get to use them every now and then. We only remember them when we find ourselves under certain critical situations. When everything is going on well we don’t remember them; but at those key moments, we quickly reach out for them.

3.When the deal is done, both lawyers and condoms are cast off in disgust

This particular point flows from the above mentioned points. If both lawyers and condoms are only used because people don’t have an option than to use them, and their usage is only needed under critical moments, it becomes predictable that once they have been used, they will be discarded; most times with disgust. More like- “The deal is done; I have no further need of you”.

4.When lawyers and condoms are neglected, the consequences are grave.

Neglect a lawyer and you are most likely going to get yourself into a lot of trouble. Folks have lost great fortune, been cheated, duped, suffered great injustice because they never got a lawyer involved. In the same manner, unwanted pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, broken marriages are some of the consequences of neglecting the use of condoms.

As much as comparing lawyers with condoms might not be the cutest thing to do, but hey, you can’t help but to also agree with me that we share some similarities. Let’s hear your opinion on this, and probably other ways we share similarities with condoms.....#Legooo

If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:

1) You will be proud to introduce them as lawyers to your friends and family

Who wouldn't want to associate with the prestige and respect the legal profession commands? You wouldn't have to wait to be asked what he or she does; you will just have it rolling out of your mouth, though that’s not a guarantee of money rolling from them to your pocket. You will be proud to have a “learned” person as a date, and your family and friends will be so proud of you.

2) Dating a lawyer means you wouldn't have to pay for legal services

Now you've got all your legal issues addressed for free. You don’t have to pay any consultation fee of any sort. You will have free legal services all to yourself. Now that is something to think about, because legal services these days are not that affordable as it used to be.

3) Lawyers are known to be good dressers

I know you wouldn't want to date folks who are horrible with their dressing. If that’s the case, then your chances of avoiding that could be reduced if you date a lawyer. Lawyers are generally known to be good dressers, probably because of the nature of the profession; where they are trained on how to dress.

4) Lawyers are known to be smart and intelligent

Wouldn't you want a partner you can make a good and intelligent conversation with? I bet you wouldn't want to be hanging around a mate who doesn't know the things happening around in their environment and can’t make intelligent conversation. Lawyers are known to have a wide source of knowledge of things happening around them in the society. Lawyers are also known to be avid readers, which exposes them to a lot of information. All these exposures, tend to make them more smart and intelligent than their mates.

5) Lawyers are good story tellers

We all long to hear good stories every once in a while. Lawyers by the nature of their training know how to tell stories. Also, the nature of their work also makes it easy for them to come up with stories to tell. I mean, they are always in the center of human interaction and conflict resolution, and so they get to know and see stuff. Wouldn't you want some good stories every now and then?

6) Lawyers are good talkers

Sometimes it can be sexy to be a good talker. You know you want to hang around people that you will be proud of when they open their mouth to talk. Lawyers are known to be good talkers, eloquent, and come off as intelligent when they talk. In fact, the greatest orators are known to be lawyers. So if you want to have such folks as a date, you better check out lawyers.

7) Lawyers will stand for you even if you are wrong

Wouldn't you want somebody who will stick out for you even if you are wrong? If that’s what you are looking for, then look no further, because you will find that in lawyers. Lawyers by their training don’t just give in to stuffs without putting up some fight. So, if you have a lawyer as a date, you are sure of having someone who will stand by you whether you are wrong or right. Now tell me if you wouldn't want that?

Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that....

Being a lawyer can be crazy and weird at times, but hey, there are still many things about being a lawyer that I love so much. For some of us, it may not be too much money or a luxurious life characterised by sleek cars and great mansions; but it just could be other little crumbs that falls off the table of the profession.

I know you all would be expecting me to go talking about how heroic our works can be; rescuing the oppressed, protecting the week, fighting for people’s right and all of that, but I won’t. Of course those are noble deeds we do as lawyers, of which we take pride in. But can we be a little selfish here? Already they call us liars, how about them calling us selfish too? Like we care! Here are my little selfish reasons why I love being a lawyer-

1. I Love The Attention It Attracts

Oh please, who doesn't love attention? We all do, though the degree at which we crave for it may differ; so don’t give me that look. I love the feeling I usually get when I walk into a bank and one of the staff calls out in greeting to the hearing of everybody thus- “you are welcome barrister”. You can imagine the stares that such greeting generates, and to think that I am the focus of such is so cool. By the way, this is not peculiar to banking halls, it just happens everywhere. You all know most folks don’t know us by our names, and even the few that do, would rather call you a barrister than your name. This plays out in so many ways and I enjoy every bit of it. You can call me a kid, it’s okay, am just being honest here.

2. I Love The Feeling Of Fear We Trigger

Are you in doubt of this? Ask some policemen. I laugh when some of my colleagues narrate their experiences with policemen, especially at the police station. A policeman on sighting a lawyer at the police station, probably on the invitation of a client, who is being detained, immediately turns into a tiger. It’s funny. Why would they turn into tigers all of a sudden? The guys are intimidated. Why are they intimidated? They are the bad guys, and here comes the good guys who won’t let them have their devilish ways. Naija police I hail o! You know what I do when I confront such scenarios? I pity them and try to assure them that I am their friend, while laughing in my mind because I know I am not their friend in anyway. They are bad. Yes I said it. Same goes for other folks who won’t just want to do the right thing. Talk of landlords who wouldn't want to follow due process in ejecting tenants out of their houses, creditors who also won’t follow the right means in recovering their debt, and many others. We are the good guys, and the bad guys hate us.

3. I Love The Controversial Aura

You will be shocked to hear all kinds of opinion people have about lawyers. Seriously, they don’t just think of us as liars; they think a whole lot of shit about us. I heard some even think we all are occult members; can you beat that? I intend to conduct a public opinion on this one of these days, and I can’t wait to really hear stuffs people think and say about us. But come to think of it, who even gives a heck about what they all say and think? I just love that controversial air. Don’t you?

4. I Love The Fact That We Can Be Trusted

It takes a lot of faith and trust for people to share intimate things with you. We are talking about secrets and confidential information here. People literally lay their lives bare before their lawyers. Folks trust us with their lives. It’s humbling. I know it also comes with a great responsibility of not betraying that trust.

I love being a lawyer, don’t you? Let’s hear your own reasons why you love being a lawyer. I actually mean your selfish, crazy reasons!
Legooooii

Every new year, people come up with their
resolutions, proclaiming to turn a new leaf
(this new year, imma quit smoking; imma
move closer to God (this one is so on the
regular. lol); I’ll be good, no more promiscuity
(wash of life); I will be this, I will be that…
blah blah blah ) and first opportunity, when
the solidity of the resolution is tested,
people fail!
Why do you/they(noticed the absence of
“we”,well, NYRs are for you mortals, writer
obviously not included) feel the need to
make these decisions. Why do you feel that
changing or rectifying a unit/part of your life
is advantageous to you? How do you
measure the success or not of such NYRs
like planning on being closer to God; who
said drinking is wrong(some would refer to
the wedding at Cana as a reason to drink,
the water to wine miracle; and no, I don’t
drink).
So many people with their resolutions, some
may have up to 20 things they want to
change about themselves. Do you not even
stop to wonder why they are so much?
Don’t you think it might be because these
things are your fundamental psyche make-
ups; the things that define who you are.
I understand that we all want to change for
the better and that we are so much excited
about the new year and what it holds for us
but I also believe it is a grand scam and a
waste of time to expend so much time on
decisions based on an abstract thing. The
only thing new is the day. The fall of night
and the break of dawn; those are the real
indicators of the passage of time. New year,
new month, new week are all abstract. So, if
you are making decisions on how to live
your life, make it daily; one day at a time.
As an aside, I am trying to understand this
new craze for re-spelling things. Now, I
understand the abbreviations that is the
domain of cyber chat. Where “to” is
“2″, gtg, brb, etc exist but what’s with the
“tew” for “to”, “fenk” for “thanks”.
Sometimes enof isn’t enough.(Did you see
what I just did there?! My awesomeness
sometimes surprises me).
Have you a good life

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Jst bcoz of dz shitty pics....havin a longa life span z more than jst what u fink...go figure..SMD

Am a proof dt ghost do exist,if u nid one

I misplaced a sum yesterday and this topic came to mind.
You know, we comfort ourselves with the saying 'you arent the first neither will you be the last it would happen to. Take heart,the sum i lost was 6500 naira,in this festive season,choi,my heart almst burst out
So, what is the highest amount you have lost?

If i read this essay finish,mk thunder fire me