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Ya,he doesnt pass his messages well and the public realy never took whatever he says seriously

House Member, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with his grammatically inclined words.
Read what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country;
"This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy.
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia."
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During a heavy downpour,a woman was found murdered in her abode,after a series of investigation,the police decided to ask the driver,the chef and the gardner. POLICE:where were you when your madam was murdered? DRIVER:i was sent on an errand and when i came back,she was already dead. POLICE:where were you when your madam was murdered? CHEF:i was in the kitchen,preparing her breakfast. POLICE:Where were you when your madam was murdered? GARDNER:I was out in the garden,watering d flowers. Who do you think committed the murder,as there were the only suspects

i wud choose d wife sha,cos even to cook fowl meat fit take at least an hour

A hunter went into the forest to hunt some games,on reaching a specified area,he spotted a lion nd shot it,a thought ran through his head and he sped off,he caught the bullet and killed the lion with his bare hands. On reaching home,he hands over the dead lion to his wife through the window of a small round thatched hut only 4 him to enter the house through the door and discover a freshly prepared sweet pepper soup made from the lions meat,arranged, served in dishes by his wife and ready to eat. Who do u think is the fastest amongst the couple

Hmmm,copy and paste work,devoid of real human tinkin,learn to stand on ur toes,jst advicin

Hahahahaha..i dey watch u,d day weh u go talk of break heart,na dt time u go hear my own faithful story.@ o.p

Gud one dude,u ar d bestest

[quote author=MsDarkSkin]LMAO!!! OMG! I'm so glad i found this thread.

This guy who is completely deluded and known in my town for being so
has the FUNNIEST fb statuses EVER!!

His latest one was on Christmas day and reads:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! 

and a friend of mine liked a page (literally) called :


HOLD IT,U HOLY COW,WETIN DEY 4NY 4 ALL DIS TRASH NW...NONSENSE..mtchewww

;DMayb na u even do am pass,who knwS

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state

Soundmind: I will vote Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger State.

....lol kai u na badt guy,wot of wada idris of kogi state