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Fraiser:
baba if i won write essay for exam nd I no put pidgin my lecturer fit vex tear my script o, na wetin make d tin com sweet me b dat. I just tank God say no b dat brilliant sku wey crobboy go me too go o, dis one wey I dey reason service my carryover for don tall reach burja arab. Bur wait o, u just mention el'classico, abeg wen b d match I won go see d new skills wey ronando go teach messi again, ororo omo mi

What a comic statement

If I hear say Ronaldo teach Messi, dem born am well

Fraiser:
iyen emi na, se o realise pe egbon e lo n ba soro sha, oya kunle sibeyen ko kawo e soke

I can't stop laughing

SHORO NIYEN SHA

Qutyjoice:
I'm serious, I'm from Osun state.....

You don't mean it
I thought you're from Delta

AdunniIwo:
Aamin. Rahmat.

Wow, RAHMATULLAH....RAHMATAN LIL ALAMIN

Do you know mine Taopheeq it is

I am indeed blessed, my name manifested its true meaning as I COINCIDE WITH THE RAHMA OF ALLAH....MAY IT NEVER ELUDE ME, YOU AND US ALL TILL ETERNITY.

Qutyjoice:
Trust me I be correct Yoruba gurl, woh I cn speak Yoruba pass yu sef

I laff
Yoruba girl by proxy or default

Kbs468:
*whispering* Qutyjoice is a confirmed Arsenal fan and not fans oo because that is how your Chelsea people used to say

And I am only whispering to you ni oo because I have seeked any permission from Oyehomie for the party yet.

That is a dent on our personality

Are you tagging us olodo

Qutyjoice:
Lol.....He's the best trust me..

I see

AdunniIwo:
Adunniiwo Oau Int'l rels...2014 Akwa Ibom, Ogun, Kogi, Katsina

Awon ti DG; DTOBS re ooo
Barka and Sekinah of Allah will never elude you for obliging my request.
What is her Muslim name

IghravweIG:
I am great. Any news from the senate presidency?

I haven't recieve any correspondence yet perhaps due to my absence....

Qutyjoice:
Shey o wa kpa....Sowie shey e wa kpa?

Smile

Never mind, I will accept anyhow you write it since it is not your language. You're even trying.

MO WA PA JU.

You know why Because Oyehomie has finally find his rib and heartdesire.

BTW, omo see respect....it is good to be baba ojo ooo no be baba oko bournvita oooo

Qutyjoice:
Baba oko ekaale sir

E ma kaale iyawo wa ooo
E ku itoju wa ooo
Hope he is also reciprocating the special treatment

AdunniIwo:
Wa'alaykum salaam warahmatullah wabarakatuhu. Jazakumullah khayran.

WA ANTUM FA JAZAKUMULLAHU KHAIRAN

Can I know her

Don't mind me for not wanting to check for your introduction, do this for me specifically.

Oyehomie:
Lol..Baba oko....lol...now she has known

I laff....
I must commend you for a good catch, sincerely you know what is good.
Thumbs up, in fact chop knuckle....

CROBBOY:
Official language in school

Anyway, I am really sorry brother - its not intentional at all. Its just that as humans, we derive more pleasure and tend to communicate and express our thought effectively when we are speaking in a language we are either fluent, conversant or comfortable with.

For example:

SPINXYTINXY enjoys communiting more by spicing her talk with several yuroba exclamations and slangs.

Keterine7 enjoys and makes 70% of her contributions when the comments are sports/soccer related.

Amodu likes political discussions and sometimes uses terms that I work so hard to understand their contextual implication.

LogoDWhiz speaks more with simple English, simple pidgin, and simple thoughts. He just likes going straight to the point -trying so had to avoid long stories so he can reply many others.

Kbs468 likes to start by touching many aspects (from NYSC, to politics, to entertainment, to sports, to Islam, etc) before he returns to answering your simple question.

Maggymagz likes communicating more with symbols and tries to avoid (as much as possible) making a sentence that requires up to 7 words.

Oyehomie and SC31 likes involving in discussions that have so much to do with relationships and love affair

While you (fraiser), shammak and Rukkyola as a way of being comic, like responding to people in opposite direction from what is obvious and conventional using the shortest of pidgin shortcuts.

etc etc etc etc etc

THIS IS BACAUSE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE SAYS (especially, LogoDWhiz), WE ARE ALL HERE TO HAVE FUN WHILE KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH AND AWAITING ON NYSC RESPONSES.

As for me, this is one surest way I catch my fun. Most of the people I deal with (from family to friends, to colleagues and clients), this is the predominant language I use. My parents DELIBERATELY trained us this way and now, it has stuck with me.

I PLEAD THAT THE SAME WAY I SHOW UNDERSTANDING WITH YOU GUYS WHEN YOU DISCUSS YOUR SPORTS, YOU HAVE TO RECIPROCATE SUCH GESTURES TO ME.

GOD BLESS YOU!

But I dey still flow for pidgin plenty times na. You nor dey feel am?

Hmmmm, I c

Quite a while, hope all is well

and did you attended your wife's convocation yesterday

IghravweIG:
Okay I can see my distinguish colleague Senator Amodu.
Howayu Sir.

Distinguish and vibrant Senator I am cool like a cucumber and you

Oyehomie:
Ahhaha...nah..see hw many mentions u had frm m nah...u were on official assignment that i knw..bt wen u came bk..av nt seen u let alone share smtn a special as dat with u nah...trust i must av wanted tu nah.....Qutyjoice babe..av u met Amodu?

She has met me but not official

She only heard the voice of the lion but knows it not.

She knows not that I am her BABA OKO

Humanity will not forgive me if I fail to appreciate, acknowledge and specially greet this rare beauty and an hijabite possessing beauty unspeakable; AdunniIwo.

YOU'RE WELCOME

ALAN WA SALAM WA MOR'ABA BI KUM

AS-SALAM ALAYKUM WARAHMATULLAH WABARAKATUHU.

Oyehomie:
Yeah...SC3 was a babe prepared for me by Amodu cos he promised to do dat for m d tym i came into ds city...but cos i was late, crobboy saw her and liked her..fortunately for him wen i entered nd i saw her, i didn't like her cos i no say a more glorious babe stil dey ahead...so he now made his move nd ofcos sc3 said yes.....soo..dat actually strengthened our friendship smhow...finish....nd here she is...a man can't be soo blessed more dan u av been to me. D proof dat patience is a virtue

and when you started your kolabo with qutyjoice, I wasn't notified...

I no vex ooo, just saying noni ooo

deathmen12:
never wanted to say anything on this tread...bt after seeing ur comment i have no choice but to say u re d bigest fool i have seen on dis forum. go back and read ur post again,so u mean those houses and cars belong to okada riders abi?

What do you expect from an aboki

Please stop expecting much from them so as to not be disappointed when they showcase their atomic reasoning.

justified10:
broda, d Hausas here have zero tolerance...

I've had an encounter with dem recently. they bring out dagger at any little argument..

Reason why I tagged them as animal, very heartless and inhuman

They are so barbaric.

Fury007:
we know what the op that typed that topic wants... bitterness, acrimony, we-told-u-so, mayhem and conflict!!

only a mischievous mind attempts to promote conflict with that misleading header. sango fire thunder on such minds!!!

So one should then shy away from the truth ba

justified10:
we are not one. .
abok.I will always be an abok.i

what

Where is the oneness in this

HungerBAD:
This is not good.

We all should learn to live in Peace. Hausa,Ibo,Yoruba we are one, because in situations like this, everybody is a loser.

They always see themselves as a first class citizen due to their population coupled with the fact that they pose the highest population in the force as well.

This and many reasons I will support state policing to avert these ugly scenes by the Abokis so that each state can protect their communities against any intruders.

EastanPower:
I read recently that Buhari has ordered investigations into the Agatu attacks and I am wondering whether Buhari has not been in this country and is not aware of all the attacks being carried out by Fulani herdsmen all over the country. What useless investigation does Buhari want again or is he not aware that the fulani invaders have been rated as the fourth deadliest terror group in the world I am beginning to think that it is possible the fulani herdsmen have killed more innocent Nigerians than boko haram. We dwell too much on boko haram attacks because they use bombs but fulanis invade communities at night, rape women and kill people in mass.

With the rate at which the people of the MB are being killed by the fulani invaders, it is a question of when not how they would eventually exterminate the MB people and occupy their lands. Infact, I believe that the fulani have earmarked the MB lands as grazing fields for their cattle.

Why so much double standard in Nigeria? We see fulani herdsmen walking in broad daylight with AK 47 riffles while security agents look the other way! If an Igbo or Yoruba man should be found with even a locally made pistol at night he might spend the rest of his life in Kirikiri that is if he is not killed by the police.

Are the fulanis are special class of Nigerian citizens such that they are allowed to move around with Ak 47s? Nigerian soldiers have been shooting and killing unarmed IPOB protesters but stand and do nothing when fulanis move in droves into communities, rape women and kill people in mass. What is happening?

What we expect from Buhari is to instruct the military to engage and wipe out these fulani invaders but he will never do this because they are his brothers. Buhari is such a hypocrite, no wonder he threw Ekwueme, an Igbo man into prison and placed Shagari his fulani brother under house arrest and Shagari was the president that was overthrown not Ekwueme!

I call on other Nigerian to note that we must form a united front against the invading fulanis from Futa Jallon. The fulanis are hell bent on carrying to assignment that Ahmadu bello gave to them.

See some links to the atrocities of the fulani in Nigeria.

http://venturesafrica.com/terror-groups-one-two-many-nigerian-fulani-herdsmen-are-one-of-five-deadliest-terror-groups-in-the-world/

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/02/hundreds-feared-killed-as-herdsmen-attack-benue/

http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/23/breaking-many-killed-as-suspected-fulani-herdsmen-raid-agatu-community/
https://www.nairaland.com/882086/fulani-herdsmen-attacks-oyo-indigenes

http://odili.net/news/source/2011/jun/23/817.html

https://www.nairaland.com/1016001/ekiti-farmers-marauding-herdsmen

http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/20713/2012/03/30/farmers_protest_rape_women_fulani_bororo.html

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/fulani-herdsmen-rape-newly-wed-in-ogun/.

Where do you stand

arcnomec:
I think the question you should be asking is,of what essence is it to sign an aviation deal with a country who discriminate in issuance of visa to your citizen.

The article is quite articulating enough to stress out the parasitic agreement our president has gone into without taking the Nigeria factor into cognizance.

A very good morning to you all

It is pertinent to laud the effort channel towards appreciating and awarding eminent personalities of this nation by the brain behind it and as well the steering committee.

I am just so sad that I only recieved a vote from my amiable VP; armynu and unable to be part of the steering committee hampering me to partake in ditching out the accolade.

I wouldn't want to delve into what has transpired in the past but will just urge all to see it as fun catching, no ordinary citizen rather we all are prominent citizens of this republic.

Let's join hands together to appreciate OURSELVES.

CC:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Spixytinxy
Fraih
BoboLiL

This is also congratulating my darling daughter EFE (SC31) a glorious convocation, it will be propeller to stardom sweetie.

Sorry for my unavoidable absence.....BIKO OOO

Happy birthday to Adusco, wishing you a thousand year reign and a thousand year blessing.

HIP HIP HIP HURRAY

Thanks man

sambisaman:
source: http://www.punchng.com/bloody-clashes-in-lagos-ambode-declares-curfew/

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Bloody clashes in Lagos, Ambode declares curfew

Bloody clashes in the Mile 12, Ketu area of Lagos State on Thursday left no fewer than 10 persons dead and about 100 others injured.

Among the dead were two schoolchildren, traders, artisans and residents.

A two-year-old boy, Andrew Daniel, was abducted by some hoodlums and taken away after his father, Igba, was attacked with machetes and left for the dead.

The PUNCH, which witnessed part of the clashes as it unfolded, counted no fewer than 40 vehicles that were either burnt or vandalised in the Agiliti area of Ketu.

Two churches and over 20 houses were equally set ablaze and hundreds of residents rendered homeless in Maidan community as a result of the violence which was said to have broken out after a disagreement between some Yoruba and Hausa in the area.

Motorcycles, sewing machines and other working tools were also destroyed while some shops were looted and razed.

Corpses of slain residents, who were either burnt or beheaded, littered the roads as of 5pm when one of our correspondents left the battle areas.

Despite the heavy presence of security personnel, the hoodlums, mostly Hausa, who wielded bows, arrows, cutlasses, charms and stones, refused to vacate the roads.

They also attacked the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni, who tried to calm them down before leaving the community around 1pm.

After the situation had been brought under control by the police, officials of the Rapid Response Squad and military officers, no fewer than 70 suspects were arrested.

It was gathered that the fight started on Tuesday at the Agiliti area after some residents attacked a motorcycle rider for riding against traffic and almost knocking down a pregnant woman.

A resident, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said, “The motorcycle rider, a Hausa, almost hit a pregnant woman and people challenged him for riding against traffic.

“Because he didn’t understand English, he misunderstood them and attacked them, which started a fight. A man, who took up the fight with the Hausa man, stabbed him. The Hausa man also stabbed the man.”

The resident said on Wednesday the Hausa apprehended a Yoruba motorcyclist, who committed a similar offence, and attacked him.

“The Hausa people dragged him on the tarred road and I saw how his skin peeled while he raised the alarm. People told me to keep quiet that it was ordinary motorcycle they were dragging.

“But when they took a closer look and discovered it was a human being, they tried to rescue him but he was dead,” he said.

The clash was said to have aggravated by Wednesday night as the Yoruba allegedly attacked the Hausa residents, where one person allegedly died.

By Thursday morning, the Hausa reportedly mobilised to avenge the death of their men, but were pushed back by the Yoruba.

Residents told one of our correspondents that the fight escalated around 11am on Thursday when the police and some soldiers arrived at the scene and shot at the Yoruba camp, which forced the members to retreat.

A resident, Jamiu Adio, said the police shot directly at the men and injured some of them.

He said, “The Yoruba had to run back and that created an opportunity for the Hausa to enter into the community to wreak havoc.

“The Hausa, backed by the soldiers and the police, set schools on fire and started burning vehicles in Agiliti. When they were done, they broke into Maidan community and burnt 15 houses, including a church.

“They chased a carpenter, Riliwan, and after catching up with him, they cut him with machetes. They poured fuel on him and set him on fire. He was burnt to death.”

Our correspondent saw the burnt corpse of the victim, covered with a cardboard paper.

The only link bridge into the community was also destroyed by the rampaging Hausa.

A church, PODAM, was equally torched and some of their equipment vandalised.

A shop owner, Mrs. Bilikis Yusuf, said she lost two of her sewing machines and some money.

“The Hausa have ruined my life. They looted my industrial machine, black machine and stole thousands of naira from my wardrobe. Where will I start from?” she asked.

Another resident, Modinat Adeyemi, said she moved into the community four months ago, adding that she had lost all her property.

“All I have right now is this blouse I am wearing,” she added.

One of the residents, Mr. Sunday Nejo, who held his two schoolchildren with his wife beside him, said he was going to find a place for his family.

While his wife wept, he said, “I have nothing again. It is only what we are wearing right now that we have. Every other thing has been burnt to ashes. We are homeless and helpless.”

In a mechanic garage in the Agiliti area, one of our correspondents counted 27 burnt vehicles, while a Cherubim and Seraphim Church, which had just been completed, was equally razed.

Five cars – a Nissan Pathfinder, Sienna, Honda Civic 320 Benz and Toyota Forerunner – were still smouldering when one of our correspondents visited the area.

The owner of the Benz, Jimoh Jubril, said he bought it four months ago.

He said, “We were inside the house where we watched everything happen. The police and the soldiers conspired and shot at our boys and that allowed the Hausa to come in. This was nothing but a compromise of our security systems.

“They burnt all our five cars, one of which belonged to a man that just came to visit me. Another is for the pastor of the burnt church, while the Benz is mine. I bought it four months ago.’’

A resident, Bola Ariyo, said two schoolchildren were beheaded by the invaders.

“About four people were killed on this road alone. Two of them were schoolchildren, who were just returning from school. The Hausa cut off their heads. There were also two Hausa, who were burnt to death by some Yoruba.”

A resident, who claimed to know, alleged that the Hausa invaded a secondary school and allegedly killed four students.

A resident said a popular Igbo trader, who sold gas in the community, was also hacked to death by the Hausa.

The father of two-year-old Daniel said his son was seized after the Hausa thought he (father) was dead.

“They hit my head with cutlass and I fell down. They cut me also in the hand and I pretended to be dead. They checked to see I was truly dead and when they were satisfied, they left.

“They took my child and were saying, ‘let us go and kill the child too’. I have not seen my child since then,” he said.

A soldier, who confirmed the account, said he saw the Hausa taking away the child and he could not tell what they did to the boy.

The victim’s mother was seen by one of our correspondents weeping as people consoled.

One of our correspondents observed as some soldiers wrestled with one of the Hausa suspects, who was arrested with a cutlass and a charm.

A soldier said the suspect was caught red-handed while setting fire to a vehicle.

He said, “He was one of the masterminds of the arson. We caught him red-handed and he dared us to come after him, saying we cannot do anything. We arrested him, but he’s been proving hard and difficult.”

The suspect, along with over 70 others, was later asked to lie down in the open space as the police tried to send signal for a bus to convey all the suspects.

Around 3pm, a red LAGBUS arrived at the community to convey them to the Lagos State Police Command Headquarters.

As a result of the heavy fighting, hundreds of commuters between Ikorodu and Ketu resorted to trekking.

Fully-loaded BRT buses, heading towards Mile 12 from Ikorodu, were forced to stop around the Majidun area for several hours while other vehicles were seen making emergency turning along the highway.

Also, commercial motorcyclists of Hausa origin deserted Ketu and Mille 12 by Thursday afternoon, leaving many people to trek distances that they usually covered on bike.

Bands of young men were seen wielding dangerous weapons like axes, cutlasses, clubs and even rakes between Irawo Bus-stop and Owode-elede, on the deserted expressway threatening to kill and burn down any Hausa seen in the area.

When one of our correspondents visited Maidan, a small neighbourhood close to Mile 12, to assess the situation, angry youths, who also wielded dangerous weapons, threw foodstuffs like onions, tomatoes and pepper, said to belong toHausa traders on the road.

At another section, people were also seen untying rams abandoned by the owners and making away with them.

The Police Public Relations Officer, Dolapo Badmus, had yet to respond to a text message sent to her as of the time of filing this report.

Meanwhile, the Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, has ordered the closure of the Mile 12 Market and imposed a curfew on four streets in the area.

Ambode, who spoke at the State House, Ikeja, said the closure of the Mile 12 Market and the curfew would help security agents to restore peace.

He added that the curfew would only affect four streets — Oniyanrin, Maidan, Agiliti 1 and Agiliti 2.

He said, “In order to further restore peace to the community, I have ordered that the Mile 12 Market be temporarily shut. I advise traders and other stakeholders to eschew violence and be law-abiding.

“Furthermore, I have ordered temporary restriction of movement in four streets, namely Oniyanrin, Maidan, Agiliti 1 and 2.”

The governor said the police and other security officials were managing the situation, adding that some hoodlums had exploited a minor clash to cause a breakdown of law and order in the area.

Owoseni, however said policemen had been deployed in the area to enforce the order of the governor, adding that nobody died in the clash.

“I was there personally; there was no record of death. There was no fire in the market, and as I speak to you, over 50 persons have been arrested.

“But within Agiliti community, houses were burnt by miscreants,” he added.

Asked to react to the allegation that the police were among those who opened up the community for attack, he said, “Well that is their perception and they are entitled to it.”

A man, said to be the leader of the Hausa community, who was working with the security officials, when asked for his reaction, said, “Please I am not ready to say anything. You can see the tension everywhere.”

Source: http://www.punchng.com/bloody-clashes-in-lagos-ambode-declares-curfew/

It seems I will only observe proceedings

Good morning to you all with no one exempted.

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