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A001:
If Peter Obi wins the PDP presidential ticket, I'd vote him, and that will be my first time of taking part in any Nigerian elections.

He's a charismatic and well-educated leader. He's the most qualified candidate for the job.

The Pandora papers says hi

Havertz10:
GDP is such a useless metric, I feel sorry for fools that think that it has any significant meaning, productive growth is the real eye opener in my opinion

https://www.nairaland.com/7141028/nigerias-gdp-grew-3.11-q1

What do you propose as an alternative to GDP?

‏قال الشعبي رحمه الله:
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كنت جالساً عند شريح القاضي إذ دخلت عليه امرأة تشتكي زوجها وهو غائب، وتبكي بكاء شديداً..!
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فقلت: أصلحك الله، ما أراها إلا مظلومة
قال: وما علمك؟
قلت: لبكائها.
قال: لا تفعل، فإن أخوة يوسف جاءوا آباءهم عشاء يبكون وهم له ظالمون.
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العقد الفريد 1/81

- ابن عبد ربه الأندلسي

Al-Imām Sh‘abi narrates, whilst he was in the company of Shurayh al-Qādi, a woman came in who was crying hysterically and began complaining about her husband, who was not present. Al-Imām ash-Sh‘abi said [to the woman] ‘May Allāh rectify your situation, I do not see her except that she is an oppressed woman.’ Shurayh al-Qādi [suprised at what he heard], asked [ash-Sha‘bi]: ‘and how do you know that?’ Ash-Sha‘bi replied: ‘From her [hysterical] crying.' Therefore Shurayh al-Qādi said: ‘Do not do this [in future], certainly, the brothers of Yūsuf [عَلَيْهِ السَّلاَم] came to their father at night crying while they were the oppressors!’”

Al-‘Iqd al-Fareed, 1/81 | Ibn ‘Abd Rabbih al-Andalūsi [may Allāh have mercy on him]

Translation: Authentic Quotes

Emerson Palmieri - who has impressed on loan at Lyon this season - will be welcomed back to Chelsea this summer to provide depth and competition to Ben Chilwell on the left side of defence.

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@GraemeBailey

Marcos Alonso has asked to leave Chelsea. (
@GraemeBailey

@krishan_davis
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Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp were sounded out by Chelsea on more than one occasion over the past decade to become manager, but neither were interested due to concerns over how much time they would be given to make their styles work. (
@SJohnsonSport

@liam_twomey
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Reece James' 2021/22 Premier League season by numbers:

- 26 games
- 117 duels won
- 108 crosses
- 99x possession won
- 71 touches in opp. box
- 48 chances created
- 37 shots
- 10 shots on target
- 9 big chances created
- 9 assists
- 5 goals

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@Squawka
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donstan18:
No be only Takwoski, na Błaszczykowski.

Be like Chelsea don resemble dustbin for una eyes.

Where did Liverpool signed Robertson from? Where did Chelsea signed Cahill from?
Tarkowski is better than Kounde and other names we are linked with bar Koulibaly.

Romelu Lukaku is still waiting to understand what Chelsea’s plans are for next season as he wants to be a key player.

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@FabrizioRomano

Mo Salah in the Premier League this season...

• Most shots: 139
• Most shots on target: 60
• Most big chances: 37
• Joint most goals: 23
• Most assists: 13

He's now won the Golden Boot in 3 of his 5 seasons at Liverpool, only Thierry Henry (4) has won more. The Coaches Voice

Where is the energy shown last week?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]How are they similar?

Or you just want to talk this morning?[/color]

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Tuchel: "We've clear ideas for the profiles & characteristic of players (we want). It's not like you put a name on the list and then you get the player. You've to convince the player, speak to other clubs & convince yourself this is the player, so there is normally a lot of work"

When the unfortunate Sokoto incident happened for days my mentions were such that I couldn't respond to each and everyone of them despite my condemnation of the act I was hounded by all comers, but a similar incident happened and the silence is baffling from those who were at the forefront of criticism. May Nigeria succeed against the wish of double-faced people masquerading as ethical nerds.

When Antonio Conte took over Spurs, Tottenham were 9th and confidence was rock bottom.

He came in, managed to qualify for the Champions League within 6 months and players significantly improved.

Respect, Antonio Conte. Copied

Every time something negative happens in Northern Nigeria many of you start abusing Lord Lugard. But you never call on God to punish Lord Lugard when your own homeland and region is being vandalised by rampaging terrorists who behead elected officials and private citizens. Dr. Dipo

BlueRayDick:
I saw the news and wanted to mention Great.ihex that was supporting ESN when IPOB went military initially. I remember how he called us ignorant when we warned about the monster that is being fed by supporting those guys; he claimed ESN was pursuing Killer Fulani herdsmen from their forests.

It was the same thing when BH started in Maiduguri some from the locals supported citing government neglect it was when they became monsters that their eyes opened.

hensben:
Very true. I saw the pic and shook my head in disbelieve.

It is sad the way things have gone south, and the silence of the elites in response to the crisis.

I learnt that a House of Assembly member was beheaded by unknown gunmen in Anambra, is this true?

There are some previously elite coaches who have aged badly. Conte isn’t one of them. His aggressive mid-press combined with automated patterns which rely on quality build-up from the back, keep him relevant. It also allows him to paper over weaker areas in his team. World class. @PremierLeaguePanel

Thomas Tuchel:

"It's so nice to have this bond with the fans. I was not famous for that in my last clubs. I don't know why it's suddenly like this, but I'm very happy about it."

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@ChelseaFC
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Kilishihunter:
You guys should hold on to your property abeg

We are trying to resurrect a dead barka?

Bombblacks:
It seems most of you are ignorant on why la Liga Fa is complaining to Uefa about Psg.

La Liga should go and sit down after enjoying monopoly breaking transfer records over a long period of time they're now complaining to UEFA for the thing their clubs initiated. One thing about bad behavior is that you can initiate it but you can't control its growth.

Havertz10:
we can throw in mount, lakaka and kante for free

What of Havertz?

Marcos Alonso has not changed his plans. He's set to leave Chelsea this summer - he wants to return to Spain and Barcelona are in advanced talks on personal terms, but still waiting for price tag. FabrizioRomano

Frank Lampard hopes Chelsea will help him out next season by sending him Levi Colwill on loan. (
@reluctantnicko
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BlueRayDick:
I didn’t confront him per se o. I countered an allegation he made against me in the presence of the class ni o, instead make I keep quiet.

He accused us of dubbing in an assignment he gave the class and he took time to staple groups of people he felt their work were from the same source. I was surprised when he called my matrix number with few of my friends and I tried explaining that though we used similar materials we found on the internet, our ideas weren’t the same since each person wrote their own paper themselves without showing the other parties his or her final work before submission.

Na so alaye change am for me say Shey I think say he no know wetin him dey do ? Say I am stupid to have said that and if care is not taken he will send me out and I will fail the course. From 0-100 he asked me to get out , never step into his class and have it at the back of my mind that I have failed the course

Na so my naivety for finish me.

Since that day I no dey engage any lecturer in debate/argument o.

Confronting a lecturer is akin to death sentence. I had to settle for an E in a 4-Unit course because I had reacted angrily at my lecturer during test and he didn't collect my script when he accused me of copying his colleague's wife who happened to be my coursemate; he said, you're not ashamed of yourself you're copying from a married woman meanwhile it was the woman who was dubbing my work and I complained to the person he assigned to supervise us while he was away but the guy did nothing. So, when he said what he said I had to defend myself in front of everyone present and raised my voice at him, for him I had disrespected him.

Chelsea have made a €70m offer for Jules Kounde (Catalan SPORT)

Milan Skriniar has been on Chelsea’s radar for some time and a bid is likely.

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Louis Saha: "Chelsea is the obvious match for Pogba because he loves to play with N’Golo Kante. We always try to compare what he does with France and United and the ability of Kante makes Pogba play to another dimension and that’s the truth."

Tuchel: "I know for sure that Kepa is not happy about the situation and he deserves to play more and he can be a strong number one, but It depends what he wants and it depends what his plans are."

UK Investigating Gay Bars After New Monkeypox Outbreak Related To Gays.

After HIV/AIDS, another Gay man's disease in line?

London, May 17 (PTI) Gay and bisexual men are being urged to be alert to unusual rashes or lesions after four new cases of the monkeypox virus were confirmed by UK health authorities, taking the total number of infections in the country to seven since the first case emerged earlier this year.

The UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) said on Monday evening that all of the new cases, three in London and one in the north east of England, self-identify as gay, bisexual or other men who have sex with men (MSM).

“We are particularly urging men who are gay and bisexual to be aware of any unusual rashes or lesions and to contact a sexual health service without delay,” said Dr Susan Hopkins, UKHSA Chief Medical Adviser.

https://theprint.in/world/gay-men-asked-to-be-alert-as-monkeypox-cases-rise-to-7-in-uk/959564/