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There was a boy from Kogi who also forged his JAMB score and he was caught and exposed nobody made excuses for him, why are some of us shielding the alleged perpetrator this time around?
It is possible to hack into the JAMB server without any form of collaboration with the insiders all you need to do is brute force into the database and boom you can edit whatever you want to edit. Another method of forging results is by using graphic design tools to design and present.

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E be like say trolling na turn by turn one day for the Obidients and another for Batists

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Al-Ahnaf ibn Qays رحمه الله said,

“Five are as I say, there is no rest for the envious, there is no manhood for the liar, there is no loyalty for kings, there is no escape for the miser, and there is no respect for bad character.”

[Shu’ab al-Imān 6123]

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Chelsea are seriously considering keeping Kepa as number 1 GK and sign a young second GK who can compete with Kepa. For example, Anatoliy Trubin from Shakhtar Donetsk. Chelsea appreciate Onana and Maignan but they don't want to spend crazy money on a GK.

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Chelsea fans, here’s a short scout report on Angelo:

Left footed inverted winger who has over 100 senior appearances for Santos while just 18.

Silky smooth dribbler, ball tied to his feet with great close control, elite first touch and uses body well for feints and deception. Great 1v1 threat.

Has nice vision to find through balls or crosses from all zones for line breaking passes, but guilty of keeping heads down with dribble first mentality. Experience and coaching will improve this.

Although his right foot isn’t useless he heavily favors his left. Makes him more predictable, especially in the box when seconds matter as he shifts to his left foot. Again, can be coached.

Overall high ceiling raw talent, fitting well with Chelsea’s new recruitment strategy. Probably a great candidate for a Strasbourg loan to help him develop. Needs minutes to keep improving. Could be world class one day.

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popizaino:
Where is the balogun of Russia F.BS and Amo.to94…….it’s been a while they posted here,hope both of you are good?

Thanks for checking up on me I'm fine. How about you?

Emaprince:
Is this to divert attention from the fact that they defrauded Nigeria?

You must act true to type.

So we should applaud him for not paying the 5% bribe? Does that change anything? Does that make him less criminal?

Watch the interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprzRpI1FUY&pp=ygUUaGFkaSBzaXJpa2EgYXJpc2UgdHY%3D

But speaking when he appeared on ARISE TV on Sunday, Sirika said the lawmaker approached him and asked for five percent shares of the airline for “him and his people”.

“On the issue of Hon Nnaji who called Nigeria Air launch a fraud, I will respond now. I will say exactly what I told him in private when we spoke.”

“Hon Nnaji asked me that I should give him 5% of Nigeria to carry him along with his people, and I said to him at that time, Honourable, a bidding process that has taken place, and some people won. So, I think you should go to those people and ask for the 5 percent.”

When Reuben Abati, anchor of the show, asked the former Minister to clarify if the lawmaker indeed asked for bribe for himself and other legislators, Sirika said, “Let’s be fair, Hon Nnaji didn’t say other members. He said he wants it for himself and his people. His people could his be his family, could be members and it could be leadership. I don’t know, but he insisted on 5%. I said that he should relax and approach the owners. That’s exactly what I told him.” Daily Trust

SLS speaking way back

https://www.facebook.com/abayomi.animashaun.7/videos/633936331987552/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Watch as they this deny claim in the near or erase without trace.

THE FATTEST AND MOST DANGEROUS LIE EVER TOLD IN NIGERIA
By Dr. Aliyu U. Tilde. 11 June 2023

“Subsidy serves the rich”—meaning that the poor do not enjoy subsidy—has been the fattest lie I have ever heard in the past six decades of my life in Nigeria.

It is told by a group of elites who will never suffer deprivation due to the privileges accorded them by decades of corruption. The most annoying thing is that they have told this lie time and again without blinking an eye whenever the Nigerian government, at the behest of our masters—the IMF, World Bank and international banking institutions—wants to withdraw a service it offers the generality of its citizens.

What will they lose by telling this lie? Nothing. They have homes in world capitals, billions in their accounts, families living overseas and spending holidays there. Their perception of reality and sense of danger is completely different from those of 99% of our citizens who are always living on the brink of poverty and insecurity.

Incapable of good governance and afraid of what it will deprive them of their privileges, they advise every leader to take a short cut: remove the subsidy. Then they hurriedly coverup their treachery with another fat lie: because it is impossible to fight corruption. How can they allow any leader fight corruption since they are its direct beneficiaries?

In the end, the subsidy will be removed and the leeches are all happy because they are allowed the opportunity to further suck the blood of our citizens through the criminal profits they will be making on essential commodities. The resultant voice of suffering does not move them one bit.

Two examples here would suffice. Fertilizer and fuel.

Fertilizer

The last administration was the first to adamantly remove every subsidy on fertilizer in 2016 under the pretext that it benefits the middlemen. Many of us argued then that it was the responsibility of government to protect its citizens from the activities of such middlemen, be they civil servants or businessmen. Abdicating that responsibility and punishing the citizens instead by removing the subsidy completely negates the trust given the government by the electorate.

The tragic side of it was that the people were clapping for the government, which they gave a blank cheque to do as it liked. 2016 became a year of hunger. Today, the high cost of fertilizer has crippled the productivity of most farmers and if it were not for the ban on importation of rice and some other items, nothing would have been left.

The price of food is unbearable to most families and consumers are crying “open the borders”, as I can see from a survey on my Facebook page. When I asked if the ban on importation of food can be lifted regardless of whether farmers and agriculture would be killed, the majority rhetorically asked, “How many times have we died in the hands of the farmers?”

Fuel

I know the new government which I side with on other matters has taken a final decision on the matter of fuel subsidy. Unfortunately, the enchanting leadership style of the President has blinded the common man from seeing the evidently unbearable difficulties associated with the decision, as usual. But the evidence is here. Each of us can see it, touch it.

Movement—the conveyor of life and the economy—has been impeded so severely that crucial activities like education have for the first time been threatened. States are reducing working days, including schooling days, to just three a week, in a country where e-learning is yet to pick up in majority of families that patronize public schools. Streets and highways are half empty. It is like another pandemic.

If it is true that the poor do not benefit from subsidy, why would they be so constrained by the new price of petrol which is now one of the highest in the world despite our low per capita income? And very soon prices of food and other essential commodities will respond and life for even the civil servant that may be lucky to negotiate a 25% increase on his present miserable salary will become unbearable.

Economists consistently promise that with time things will get better for the citizens if we just allow government to remove one subsidy or another. But nothing ever got better. Prices have never dropped in the long run. Diesel, we were told, had no subsidy at N260 per litre. What made it reach N880 for over a year and now sells N685? The Dollar? Then how are we sure that the Naira will not lose its value further in the near future when a common dollar exchange rate of say N635/dollar is fixed and what will the price of petrol be then—N800/litre? I am tired of these lies that have been ramming my ears since 1986.

To sum up the effects of these fat lies is the increasing number of the poor among us: 130million Nigerians now live below the poverty line if we are to believe our last President. How can this group of elites continue to be so apathetic?

Solution

I do not believe that there is anyone stronger than government. I still believe that every government has the primary responsibility of protecting its citizens from leeches and subsidizing life for them. We form governments and submit to them precisely for this reason. Continuous abdication of this responsibility is not an argument I can buy.

I, therefore, suggest that our new President tightens his belt and ride rough with those who have been stealing our commonwealth in various sectors. This is what we hoped and missed in every President since 1999. Our indefatigable Femi Falana has recently published a list of 22 cogent areas where billions of Dollars are bunkered into the pockets of thieves.

Go after them Mr. President. It is not that difficult today as it was in 1984 when we had no institutions on ground to do the job and no computers or Internet applications to track records and retrieve them from databases with the speed of light. Those billions of Dollars to be recovered and saved from the exercise are enough to permit a downward review of the current fuel price and fund infrastructural development as well. I am 100% with Femi Falana on this.

Fighting corruption is an inescapable duty of any responsible government. Corruption is the clog in the wheel of good governance, not subsidy—the purpose of governance. The new government must reject the fattest and the most dangerous lie often told in this country. Fighting corruption is possible. Fuel subsidy in a regime of a responsible government is also possible.

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🚨 Pochettino suggested “not to do madness” on Ugarte, he supported the decision not to make another proposal as that can lead to internal problems if you go over the value of players. (
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It’s happened - big move as Tinubu suspends CBN governor Emefiele. Paves the way for Nigeria to converge exchange rates, the undervalued BDC parallel rate and very overvalued NAFEX rate. Around NGN650-700 is the average rate of the naira over the past 26 years (in 2023 NGN terms)
Following on from fuel subsidy removal, a NGN at 650-700 means far more naira for the budget from selling oil. That means the government does not have borrow as much, just to pay interest on debt. Impressive amount of reform in a very short period
What’s particularly interesting to me is that we’ve ended up with the policies that markets hoped for from both the other candidates. Nigeria’s political leaders all recognised that previous policies were unsustainable. Not sure that’s ever been the case in Argentina?
Over a quarter of all Nigeria’s revenues from tax and other sources was expected to be spent just paying interest on debt. As this rises, it increases default risk. Tinubu’s changes are reducing default risk (assuming we see NGN/$ convergence at a realistic level) Charlie Robertson (@RencapMan)

President Tinubu has demonstrated an impressive level of assertiveness so far. He put an end to the DSS vs EFCC street fight with just one command. He persuaded the NLC and TUC to suspend their planned strike. He convinced striking health workers to resume work. He got oil marketers to align with his post-subsidy plan. He invited the willing opposition to the table. And now, the mastermind behind Nigeria's serially disastrous monetary experiments is on the ropes.

The story would have been different before May 29 because the DSS and EFCC would have been allowed to descend into a brawl, the organized labour would have been allowed to do their worst, oil marketers would have been mocked and criticized in poorly-drafted press statements, and Meffy would have been given a second medal for his supposed genius interventions that fixed nothing.

I pray that this trend continues. Overall, this is a good start! Gimba Kakanda

In all that you do make sure you use your head else you'll be the fall-guy when things go wrong. May Nigeria succeed

An Inter 5-1-2-2 build-up shape presents Pep with a pressing structure dilemma. He either presses with a front 3, drops KDB onto Brozović & pushes his full-backs onto Inter’s wing-backs which then leaves City CBs 2v2 with Inter’s strikers (Lautaro-Lukaku are sharp on the turn). Or sticks with his 4-2-4 press with KDB-Haaland pressing Inter’s back 3 and then one of the Rodri-Gundo pivot being dragged up to close down Brozović, which could leave the half-spaces more open for Inter’s 8s and 9s to penetrate. It is not the nicest tactical match-up on paper for City.
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monerozi5590:
Their hatred is purely based on ignorance. Social Media is a big factor to this.

They should come out with their full chest and say they hate Hausa muslims or Hausa instead of saying Northerners.

They are so many indigenous tribes in the North that are Christians. They are Hausas that are Christians. They are Fulanis that are Christians.

And I say to the haters May God grant them guidance or perish them in their rage.

When someone is making an accusation repeatedly against a people repeatedly then it's most likely that the accuser is most likely to be the guilty party

This morning in the car I boarded majority of the passengers were singing Buhari's praises for his strides in infrastructural development while also stating his shortcomings. For those who say na road we go chop the users know better

OasisX:
Done.

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BTW..... Ẹ̀gbọ́n A.001! Amo.to94 is a Kwankwasiya, he voted Kwankwaso not Tinubu.

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