₦airaland Forum

Menzy86:
Lol what are you sef? Guy abi girl?

(S)he is a transgendered. A transgendered operation gone so wrong

SAMBARRY:
#yinmu #

Birds of a feather

Can you place an order ...Asun pls....lol

Hungry one

Maxi112:
desire ke


if i tell u my desire for her, u wlll call d DSS for me!

all her threads here revolves around men this men that, men with long boxers, men walking unclad to open gate for her, now is.... bankers are stingy set of people..... shm
.

So you know her ? So she has this reputation?

What the fvck an I doing here then

darkenedrebel:
Women living with the Cinderella complex since time began...

Looking for glass shoe ..lol..with their bloated tummy and fat ass that has seeds

SAMBARRY:
Abeg no mind them na hungry village boys full here. Their brain never develop reach the level wey you dey talk

Someone wey dey eat asun like say he never see food before GO GET money buy tv?

You know whether them still dey squat for their uncles house wey the wife dey show them pepper. Con reach nl dey rake fake raking

Don't generalise smallie...some of us are here for fun you know ..I think she has advised you ..get a job..Linda ikeji can be your role model

Ikpu gi obu gold? GA resiya abo.kki

girlfriendsnatc:
Funny how someone whose common eyebrows are not even real can be calling somebody else with real eyebrows fake. Why don't you come and rant later about how fake the guy is when you at least have real hair on your eyebrows, or maybe a skin that's not bleached

In mafia world we call this a classic number ... That's when they kill somebody and puts him in the trunk of the boots and dumps the car in a river

That's a number


You did a good number to that post

Controversialad:
Why referring to the LADIES to beware!
Chai! we don suffer. You see wetin i dey yarn my fellow ladies them. We don turn to over Dependable soteee dem dey even advise us who we shud depend on and who not to. Ifere eme!
Why should i be carried away by a man's car or size of pocket?
Cant i get my own!
You never hear say women nah president for some countries?

Haba, what is this Dependency syndrome we are associated with?
have you not heard about the likes of Linda Ikeji?

And men biko unu gba break there. Make una stop to dey over generalize this advise joor. Una too join hand dey spoil our girls because una hate to compete with them.
Ndi Uwa!

Umunwa don fall their hands ..fighting for men even married men in public ..meet them online today they will beg you credit tomorrow ...give them 2k they will come spend weekend


Just negodu

SAMBARRY:
the guy is greedy, fake,lacks table manners and social etiquette. Learn how to be a REAL MAN.dumbo !

Because he asked for change he is fake
Because he ate the Asun he bought with his money he is fake
Because he didn't buy you a glutton a whole vow he lacks table manners

Just negodu oku enu dika gi

omoharry:
really? you guys must be feeing like the demi gods that you guys are...the princes in shining armor, coming to recue all the princess in the castle..and save us from hunger and poverty..oooo! am sooo excited...hihii!!.........get a life mr man....you dont have respect for women that is why it is very difficult for you guys to find love and happiness..continue to abuse and harass us..but always know that you have sisters and you will get daughters in the future, that is if you haven't had any already..continue..insulting we women and applauding shameful and ill manners behavious of your male fold..then when you have male children..teach them how to hate and disrespect the women folk all together..what an exciting and happy society we will have in Nigeria in the Nearer future..gosh..

You watch to many movies especially Alice in wonderland


Finding love ? I am a family man...we just keep side chicks ..buy them a plate or two of Asun give em like 3k that's all...they are good for taking ....so get a grip
Most
Nigerian women have debased and devalued themselves


Look at a woman crying because a plate of Asun ..God forbid

Aigbofa:
It is the boasting and the ridiculous exaggerations that people detest about ibos. If ibos have said they have contributed to the development of Lagos, I don't if anyone would have argued with that.

But, when you make wild exaggerations like we own 90% of Lagos 99% of Kano and such nonsense people are bound to ridicule you.

The website or the research wasn't done by the Igbo ...we dey on our own and they did the research so why use the word boasting


If you have it flaunt it

scoleman:
Assuming Enugu was made capital tomorrow, and igbos start saying it is igboland, do you think nigerians will be happy to spend their taxpayer's money developing the so called "igboland"

when they keep saying Lagos was developed by cocoa, i just shake my head. Such wickedness, when they were busy developing the former capital with proceeds from crude oil, did any easterner say it is our oil, it belongs to us! this shows how united we are.

Do you think cocoa would have built the third mainland bridge and at the same time take care of other national/regional needs? Never, it is impossible.

it was that bridge that spurred the growth you see in Lagos today, Take it or leave it but yet some people will call it their own land

Chai , we are united in deceit. when oil finish, we go see the true colors of every ethnic group claiming to be a Nigerian.

Gbam

When I was growing up a kid built a radio transmitter using local stuffs in mbaise and it ain't new..when we were kids we built local guns it ain't new and when we were growing up..dadddy was an electrical engineer and brother mechanical engineer ...with BSc he has mad at us not knowing maths and we also have this drive towards science ...this isn't bragging ...the buafran war was a good case study of how we igbovcan be technological guru.

These things are not new..if you grow up in the East you will see kids building stuffs from small rockets tobguns then small battery cars ..a while lot of sciences


To me I think East should focus on STEM courses in schools that's science technology engineering and maths ...igbos are good at that and literature and arts Igbo are also good at that

Leave law and accounting for Yoruba then Hausa can focus on cattle rearing

SAMBARRY:
abeg sharap there. Amoruyin.I can do this I can do that but in real life them still dey stay for one room apartment. Every time they want to cook they will have to borrow Maggie.them go con reach nl be forming I'm this I'm that.yeye dey boom.shiooorrr

Abeg save your strength for your wife before magun kill you like e kill one of your promiscuous Mr police for nl

Ignorance is bliss


Stay there miss asun

omoharry:
Maybe you need a Job, i have a job already mr man and i pay my bills..you should realy work hard and make some money and stop coming here to harass women..you have mother and a sister..ask them if that was how they were courted..the harsh ecomony situation in Nigeria has really affected the psch of you and your folk toward women.and how they should be courted, loved and respected..I am not dependent on any man..Thanks for my upbringing.Applauding your fellow man for his selfish act of rushing a plate of asun on a first date.amazes me..shame on you guys..we can pay our bills but the men should behave like gentlemen or they should just hang out with thier men if we are all nuisance and irritant to you all..cheers.

Just because of a plate of goat meat at a meet...yes you got a job. To look for a gullible man is one hell of a job

SAMBARRY:
the point is WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE FOOLED BY FAWORAJAS.that's the bottomline of the tale and if not that many are guilty of what the asun consumer did why THEM dey rake like say na their brother the thing happen to

Wetin concern me ..I am a married man with a pretty wife ....I take girls like Fanta ....majority of them are just too cheap

If you want 20 plates of Asun no wahala
Pay as you go for me ..no date


It's a man world

omoharry:
I have a Job and i pay my bills..but you guys should behave like men and stop behaving like ill mannered men..if he knew he didn't have enough spare cash for the date..why did he ask her out..he can still be able to get the asun and both of them will eat it..see..i have dated a guy before and when i suggested we hang out, he honestly came out open that he is not really buzz up at the moment..i understood and we decided to go dutch since he is the kind of guy that wouln't allow a women to pay his bills on a date..any man and i repeat any man that enjoys when women pays his bill on a first date is a looser and irresponsible..responsible men hold themselve together even when they have just 500 in thier pocket..they know how to command respect with that alone..so many children on Nairaland these days.

This is a woman dependent on a man ...no wonder you are a spinster

Do you want to go on a date in Tahiti or hotel de rue...maybe you want us to use moet to wash your feet


Women boku...so you aint making sense here

SAMBARRY:
bet he can eat FREE ASUN like person wey never see food before?

But he bought it.so why the lamentations

SAMBARRY:
bet he can eat FREE ASUN like person wey never see food before?

He never begged for it..you bought it willingly. Do you have a problem with a plate of asun

omoharry:
Testing for what mr man? ..for a plate of Asun on a date?...are you for real? such a local mentality you guys have..god in heaven....even our fathers did not behave like this..i am really sick of you Nigerian men..You test women for every thing and the women will really play along with the test..that is why you end up getting bad women at your hand.You guys are insecured and have poor mentality to roman, dating and marraige..test a woman over a plate of Asun..what a shame..thank God we women are now working and can afford to take ourselve out ones in a while when the change permit us.you guys should continue to sit on your high horse and be testing ladies over a 500 plate of Asu.SHAME.

Where you expecting a buffet? What's wrong with girls these days

Pls get a job ....look is deceptive

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

How did this make front page ...to me it seems you are desperate ..were you expecting jack Daniels or Hennessey


These women seff.....no wonder tey are still spinsters

Emmahunk:
All this noise that's almost be coming like that of Fayose, how is it adding value to the lives of the electoates in his Constituency?
The President's visits have continued to yield positive fruits whether he likes it or not. The latest is the over half a billion dollars that would have left UAE for Domnican Republic if not for the agreement signed between both Countries during one of these Visits.
That money alone is enough compensation. Besides, don't forget that America that hitherto refused selling arms to us are now even helping with the BH fight.

I give up

I wonder how people will chastise Ben, he is apt and correct


The dullard has gone loco in his globe trotting.... Buhari pls show us chibok girls

these people are so fvcked up...so these equipment was bought under buhari? is it the bubu thats is alway travelling and has not yet read the budget...who gave him the magic stick


APC cant stop lies...

console your self...go and use broom to cook ewedu and eat

baby124:
All this story and anger so you can scan Yoruba men to marry you. After selling yourself for 2k till day break for about 15years. Get a life, lmao. Yoruba women this, Yoruba women that. Yet they are still getting married and you are not. I understand your frustration. Ask your state governor to do auction for you this time, as the cry and appeal of the last time did not work. You take the time to copy and paste a useless article from an unknown person to prove what? That Igbo women do not dominate the prostitution industry? Whether married or single? Leave all your story for Alaba boys that marry you as scraps, as they are used to dealing with scraps. You can take out a self advertisement for Yoruba men, but focus on yourself alone. And leave Yoruba women out of your desperation.

At least when I was single, na Igbo boys propose pass anything. And I am as razz as they come, so I prefer my boys. Razz am sure to you is because we love our culture and speak our language with joy. While you lack culture and try to be British. I am a very proud Yoruba woman, and I love everything about being a Yoruba woman. I am from a great tribe and great lineage and you never reach to open your ditty mouth to insult me and my kind. You are simply and can never be on a Yoruba woman's level. Even an alabaru and market woman selling pepper has more dignity than you a prostitue. Don't ever think your prostitution money makes you honorable. Disgusting dirty and lose pig.

I just like Igbo...they say it the way it is ..without giving a damn...where are those that said My Anioma and River are not majority Igbo...can you guys see the love and bonding...Where is Ugomba and that **** called Coolitemper

From the way it looks now...I can categorically say that APC was preparing for defeat during the 2015 polls than to win. I feel it is the best time to eat the humble pie. This complaining, whining and chastising will see them no wear. They are in quagmire and from the look of things it seems that God has forsaken them and the devil has abandoned them. Technically speaking they are on their own...with their die hard loyalists whom are termed “zombies” by the “wailers” who are in the opposition.


Now in Nigeria it seems that Mr. Truth has been sacrificed to the altar of mediocrity and he is bleeding the way our Lord bled. He ( Jesus Christ) bled for our sins and brought us salvation but in this context Mr. Truth has been sacrificed, he is bleeding and bloody while the dramatis personae in the present day political arena junkets around the globe. Some say it is the hangover of victory while others term it as the carryover of ineptitude. Whatever is it, it is as simple as this: APC has lost steam; APC has lost the grip on economy, on society, on security, on forex and also on CAPEX/OPEX.
I feel that it is high time we brought these seasoned technocrats back. People like

Ngozi Iweala
Pat Utomi
Charles Soludo
Magnus Kpakol and many others


THIS IS THE TRUTH AND THE GOSPEL TRUTH, BUT MR. TRUTH IS IN INTENSIVE CARE so what do we do. As Nnamdi Kanu has been made a martyr in this matter while the global community watches how a lawyer will man core engineering ministries of Works, Housing etc and the world watches in awe and consternation how a medical doctor man’s the transport ministry while a career politician is in charge of information while a lawyer man’s the Ministry of Communication Technology.


APC should throw in the towel now or they will find themselves kicking the bucket come May 2019. That is if Boko Haram and separatist wise men from East allow Nigeria to be. It is not a doomsday prophecy but a matter of fact

but he is a yoruba and he seems to know his people more than you or are you more catholic than pope maybe you are more muslim than the Saudi Arabia Emir

Maxi112:
u said research


bro am not a Yoruba dude but that poo is wrong


someone will just come up with whatever garbage he/she have, to spray it i here and u want me to buy to it NO

all tribes are like that, not just yoruba!

The timing of ejaculation is generally used as an objective measure of ejaculatory control. So, there is no fixed time for defining ‘too soon’ and it varies among the individuals or couples. Say for an example, if a man/couple wants to ejaculate after 40 minutes of sexual intercourse and if he ejaculates at 25 minutes that is still premature ejaculation for him /couple. On the other hand, if the man/couple wants to ejaculate in 3 minutes but actually ejaculated in 1 min, that is still premature ejaculation for him/them. For a heterosexual man, a commonly used definition of premature ejaculation is ejaculating between 1-2 minutes of his penis entering the woman’s vagina. Studies have shown that most men ejaculate within 3 to 5 minutes after penetration.

Premature ejaculation can be basically divided into two categories –

1. Primary or lifelong premature ejaculation is when a man has not had control of ejaculation from the time of his first sexual experience. If left untreated, this will continue for the rest of his life.

2. Acquired premature ejaculation is usually when there has been a period of normal functioning before the premature ejaculation began. Acquired premature ejaculation often happens as a result of psychological (relationship) issues or due to other erectile problems.
Most men will experience rapid ejaculation on some occasions. This is nothing to worry about. It becomes a problem only when it occurs during most sexual interactions.

Before I can give advice about how to solve the issue, we need to understand that ejaculation is in fact part of a complex process which involves different parts of your body including the brain work together to contract the pelvic muscles that control ejaculation. Another thing you need to realise is that a male orgasm or a climax (the peak of sexual excitement) is actually a separate event from ejaculation. Since they happen so close to another we fail to appreciate the difference.

This is not preaching hate..this is a research by a yoruba man and he is the one that wrote it and seems a bit funny

Maxi112:
op! I disagree with u



trash! trash! trash


those thing u mentioned up there is in every tribe in Nigeria not only Yoruba women...


stop preaching hate op!

octopusfreaky:
Plagiarism, addd your sauce

na only sauce, what about stew and soup


lol



Source is the right one

Yemi alade has igbo mum so you can see where her beauty comes from.....

Synzu:
I'm igbo but I still love me some volumptous Yemi Alade-ish yoruba girl and will even marry her if I love her. If her bro's won't marry her, we will

“I’ve read different blogs call my babe @iambimbothomas different names for wearing a swimsuit to a beach! We Nigerians especially Yoruba people are hypocrites