₦airaland Forum

Abagworo:
You never organise your Southeast finish na South south you dey shook eye.

Why are you this terrible ? How do you want south east to be organised are they in fiasco

tombraokoto:
And who told you igbanke people of Edo state are igbos? So cos someone bears an igbo or igbo-like name automatically means they're igbo? Sometimes I wonder the way the brain of an average igbo man or woman is wired.

Don't you think it could be as a result of the trade or contact they had with the igbos that make some of them bear igbo names? Ikwerres, Ukwuanis, Aniomas, Ogbas, Igbankes, Ekpeyes, Ahoadas and majority of some these people refer to as igbos are not igbos but trace their origin and ancestry from the Binis or they're a distinct ethnic group of their own.

The fact Spanish and Portuguese names have a lot of similarities does not make them the same. The fact Australian, British, English Canadians, New Zealanders or Americans have some similarities doesn't make them the same.

P.S learn to respect the distinction in other people's language and tribe. This is why 90% don't like your tribe. What's the essence of trying to annex these distinct ethnic groups? So you can lord over them?

Oga igbanke people are Igbo and the original name is Igbo akiri ...akiri are sub set of Igbo just like you have obigbo in river obi Igbo and Igbo eze in Enugu ..that's settled ...their names and culture also is Igbo..that's not also debatable.. Their language is also Igbo

Bow come to Spanish and Portuguese.. They are basically of the same language group known as Latin or do you still want to debate that ..they are collectively called Iberians ....just like Iceland ,Sweden and Norway are called Norse or Scandinavian ..the same way igbanke ,ikwerre,ezza,agbo,nnewi et AL are called Igbo(id)


Let's even assume that they trace their origin to Benin how come the lost Benin language which is just Stine throw away..yet Australians, New Zealand trace their origin to Britain which is continent apart and thousands kilometer apart still spike English


I think your ignorance is superb...thank me for this crash course on basic common sense

This is crazy..just the way that these gooffons said that north is more populated than south ..I keep asking how can a desert region be more populated than a coastal states or place with tropical forest ....I am in north now yet you drive for hours you won't see a decent settlement


Nigeria is just a lie..director seems to be on point

senior123:
That is so narrow and I think Igbos are just selfish. Even the Yorubas are not happy are constantly applying for decentralization of power in nigeria. I am for that not breaking up. Stop being selfish please. Everyone from middle-belt to Yoruba has been suffering northern oppression in this country.

One Nigeria is not about only about oil. Most Importantly about the religious distribution of states. If Igbo goes then Nigeria is pre-dominantly muslim. Nobody wants that Yoruba will go and Middle belt will go. It will lead to war and deaths of millions. Stop this please. If you want decentralize power it will help a lot.

It is either Decentralize power or North goes. How about us middle belts always classified as North, when we are north. We are used to get power but get thrown away when the northern allocation comes in.

I am in pleatue I was discussing with a few Tiv men they referred how Hausa used them to fight civil war they are so regretting it one started crying .he tolde God is with Igbo and look at how far they have come back and look at middle belt how Muslim is killing them. It is now that I realise that you guys and Yoruba are using Igbo as check and balances ..but one thing is that you can stop and ideologists but you can't stop an idea

If Igbo wants to go..it isn't by force to stay with you guys

...I think we are just tired.we don't need the presidency we need to be on our own

nkakp:
I would love to slap her but that would be animal abuse. ...

lol

asadike:
lol. Chukwu agaghi ekwe ka obulu ikpu ga egbu tonychristopher

Hian

Laveda:
Well, that's her headache not mine

She is just ...her ish much....u fit am sha

Let's even assume that you had a child ..is it why she would leave

Make she get out jhoor ..you don beg am..wetin againshe want


It's. Prank

Laveda:
Bros I don't know and I no send
When she gets tired she'll deactivate ..

Me I dey

She sounds so bitter I must say..she must have had a terrible childhood or have lost it entirely... Maybe she was dragged and drafted into a brothel at the age of 10 by 18 she graduated to hotel...so she is venting her frausration on you.


You just asked her a simple question she went loco

Laveda:
You dey mind the mumu?
Attention seekers

Why that girl come dey beef u seff

sexytyga:
yeah I can hear you kontinu baby goat you will menstruate tonite eediot!

Grow up...you beg am Toto she no gree

jeytee:
Guy,its something that people from all tribes and races do....its not confined to a particular ethnic group or people...im not Yoruba but people from my parts do it too.

Butbis more prevalent amongst the westerners ....I live amongst them ..I bet you that guy is a Yoruba boy..go through his previous post

Why argue

bellong:
Which church in Ilorin?

That is one of the cheapest places to organise a wedding. I had my wedding in Ilorin.

If the church has a hall with seating capacity, liaise with the pastor of the church to conduct the wedding in the hall rather than the church auditorium. This will be easier for you to entertain your guest in their immediately after the joining ceremony.

Buy your cow at Kara market along Ajasse-ipo road or the one at oke-oyi. Get the bag of rice, pepper etc from this market around Baboko.

buy drinks directly from cocacola depot, you can arrange that they ice it for you.

Organise your friends/relatives to take charge of the serving making sure that everybody present gets food and drink. Here, coordination and orderliness are key to make stuff go round.

Get to know what your parents inlaw are contributing to the wedding (ideally, the bride's family takes care of the reception with contribution from you). Have a meeting with your family especially parents to inform them of your limited budget and they should be ready to take care of excess invitees on their part.

After the wedding, book a three night at Bishop smith guest house or any other hotel and go directly from the wedding to the place. Don't go home as some visitors will throng your house and you will have to entertain them which is additional cost on your part.

If you have any other question, you can ask. It is doable and the 500k is enough if your inlaw are in agreement with you.

Meanwhile, don't fix wedding during fuel scarcity period, else you ruin your own budget. I wish you well.

500k is too much ..you can buy your wife a small car with that

Just buy a suit your wife rent a gown.. Don't print card ..tell your family members only ..very few of your friend

Don't rent hall..wed in church or registry they are cheaper and more legal

Buy a bag of rice
Go to abbatoir buy like 40k meat
If you are expecting like 30 people which is too much buy beer and malt 5 Crete's


100k your good

Safe the rest ...advise from a married man ...

You even tried ...me I just drove to church my friend drove in his car my best man while my wife was driven to church by her sister ..we wedded and went home

No cake no crowd no beer

I am happily married ..thts the bottom line

tonychristopher:
Ify, Asadike,babyosisi,lovelylilac. Ndia bu okeipku

Ha bu ihe anyi na slop Enebe ikpu ede cheque

Odiegwu

jeytee:
You're a Tribalist and a Doodle brain too??...thats a nice combination bro....keep up the foolishness

But Yoluba are known to sleep with women and tell and they don't see it as anything bad with married women
If you ask them why thye say

Ko mean

jubebaister:
My landlady woke me me up with a knock. I opened. She told me she's sick. That if she stays 2 days without sex, that she normally faints. I was like, I'm I a doctor?

Imagine that.. She said her husband travelled, so she needs sex urgently otherwise she wil faint in my house. I didn't want her to faint. I asked her to go pls. Me no want trouble. Beside her story is not convincing. But I had a 2nd thought when she wanted to fall down I held her to lift her up. She started crying, kissing me, I responded.

We ended up making love. But I made sure I licked her puccy dry before doing the real thing so that she won't forget me. She confessed her husband hasn't done that to her before. She had been eyeing me though.

I was shocked when she told me it's April Fool. Gush. I felt like crying that I have been used. I felt dirty. But what she did next cleared all the guilt from my mind.

She went to her apartment, and brought a cheque of 50k for me. I was so happy. She said I shouldn't tell anyone in the compound to avoid gossip.

I'm so happy. Though I won't do that again with her.

You must be a Yoruba man....they are the type that don't find it bad sleeping with people wives....you have slept away your destiny

The problem with ijaw is that they want the govt to pay them money monthly without doing anything ...thye are lazy

How can somebody sell his job to strangers yet they complain ....

FlyboyZee:
In Netherlands, do they take money from one region and share to other regions? Or every region, every community, plans, generate funds and use same to develop itself and provide facilities it requires and solve problems that arise?

If your answer to the first question is in the opposite and the answer to the second is positive, then that is the problem we have in Nigeria. And until that problem is solved/resolved, we will continue to be in the doldrums as we head south...

Yes they don't do that in Holland but bayelsa has been given so much yet they have so little to show for it....bayelsa is basically a disgrace


That's the truth

To be honest bayelsa and Delta states are disgrace

Olabestonic001:
And what are Awori's? Igbo right?
I said it, you've believed too much lies and conspiracies and it has got you stuck in delusions. Great men built Lagos. were allocations not given to others states? Why is Lagos' cases distinct? Lagos like and accommodates any person with a creative mind. A region of society develops because they have good human resources and not because of oil. Biff till the kingdom comes, Lagos BELONGS to Yoruba's and it's always a strategic city.

Just negodu ..were Lagos not firmer capital city
Were allocations not given to osun state and ekiti

Awori said that they are not yoloba
Egun has made it clear and we have respected the fact they are not Yoruba
Maybe you would claim Creole now

Go back to your states.osun ekiti and oyo are Yoruba

Leave Lagos alone

Zet72:
Fayose my man, the only fearless and outspoken yoruba whether living or dead.

AKA....the greatest Yoruba man ever liveth

Olabestonic001:
You must really believe your self delusions so much sir. Do you see what Willie Obiano is doing in Anambra? I know folks like you will one day say that Anambra was built with Federal Allocation if Nigeria resorts to to true federalism. Honestly, people like you are heavily confused and believed their lies so much that it sound true to themselves only. Do you know Mobolaji Johnson? The man that built most cities in Lagos? What of Samsondeen Lawal? or Lateef Jakande? What of Gbolahan Mudashiru? What of Raji Rasaq? Do you know Ndubisi Kanu? All these men built Lagos and not such phantom oil money. These were men who built one thing or the other in Lagos state. Your claims that Lagos is built of oil is delusional, naive, malicious and bitter-full. Lagos is a strategic, progressive and blessed land. Like it or not, Lagos is the heartbeat of Yoruba land and no blackmailing or it's brothers would change it.

It's no more Ibadan or ife...Na wa .such a no man land even the awori and egun who owns Lagos said they are not Yoruba even tapa peeps


Tomorrow gwari people will say they built Abuja


Ife and Ibadan is heartbeat of Yoruba
Lagos was built with oil proceeds not gbegiri ati ewedu money

chowlade:
The country is not slowing you down...u people want to go but dont forget u people wants to leave ur region even more..All successful igbos passed through yorubaland.U have to embrace ur landlocked land bf u fight to secede

if u are still in ur region u r far away frm being successful

So Igbo land is not populated again while osun us thriving ...we kee our economy and get chunk if others

Jadekitana:
No sorry I don't have to drag myself to your level, i'm making you understand I know very well what u doing and the silly games u playing but u messing with the wrong person! If you wanna continue this rubbish be ready for what you see, now fvck off my thread, I don't need mucus and stds dropping here!

It seems you have grade 7 congenital psychosis or nuerotic personality complex

I will recommend yaba left..... They can save you now that it is early. If you enter market it is bye bye to sanity by then you have crossed the line

zimoni:
Media Media and Media

The first step is to sensitize our people. Re-awakening of our people should the first step, few of our people really know Nigeria is irredeemable. Most of our people don't know that the earlier we jump out of the sinking ship the better for us and our unborn children.

We need an online radio station based in abroad. We won't be insulting people like Kanu, we would only be sensitize our people. Our people really need to be told The Forced Marriage Will Never Work Till Jesus Cometh.

From there, we would move to the next stage having had the support of majority of our people.

That's a copy cat Na.....

chiefobdk:
page 2 yet no Igbo person here to misyarn...


all I can say to everyone above me is

GOOD MORNING...

it's all coming back.

Wetin concern Igbo people ? Igbo people mind their business and they seems to have found their own path Noth midlesomeness

SAMBARRY:
when men don't get the PUZZY they begin to sound like a crying 4year old who his choclates we're seized by the mother.pele dear.I understand the cause of the painment

Which Toto...the one wey done lose alignment
Oh I forgot... It's your only stock in trade

SAMBARRY:
another hungry and angry asun lover

Cheap girl

SAMBARRY:
go and tell your mummy to cook asun for you or better still you can steal a stray goat and if you're not lucky to get the beating of your life like your colleague kunle poly who was almost lynched for stealing a goat.well,good for you

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the greatest transgendered operation gone wrong

Today is Friday get yourself prepped up ...your customers might come

Maxi112:
baba! apply ni


vacant still dey for u!

Why..with her borehole

I can't apply for her type ..she is bitter and her titi and Toto might be bitter

Waste of time and resources

SAMBARRY:
abeg SHUT up your mouth and go and help your mother out with the dishes.be useful at home.for asun only. Aka grubido.

If e pain you too much tell your mummy to prepare asun for you but after you finish with the dishes don't forget to do your assignments.ndi ala

So with all these drama you expect a man to buy you Asun
You no go even see kilishi

Ikpu nnunnu
Otu alika