₦airaland Forum

dhantey324:
Giving cars to the police is the new trend. I am sure someone is smiling to the bank with this trend.

thete is no country in the world that fights crime only by donating cars to the police. what of magistrates, handwriting experts, finger printing autospy etc

Keneking:
Great

- Lawrence Aluagu? A Nigerian?
- Federal High Court is really transmitting the CHANGE effect
- Can the Nigerian appeal?


200grammes is really small that you can flush this in a kitchen sink

he should appeal only on the sentence. he will get like three years.

Welcomme:
Good for him. He has a wife yet still looKing for olosho up and down.

so, the complainant is olosho. thats nairaland for u.

cutieberie1:
guys and their love 4 big booties,the body will stil get old one day

guys force ladies to resort to fake boobs and booties.

petkruz:
Well it's advisable for a lady to change her panties twice daily. In the morning and at night after your bath,except you sleep naked like me, which is also advisable for air to flow in. Your vagina needs to breath!

it also depends whether the lady is on her period, or had sex or did a rigoruos job or sweated a lot etc.

Hapuya:
2015 will be over soon. It will soon be a thing of the past. Deservingly some overused words here on nairaland should die with 2015!

1. 'Unclad' - By this point, I have an automatic revulsion whenever my eyes caught this word in a nairaland topic headline or in the body of the post. WTF is unclad??! 90% of users of this word have no inkling of what it means. If they come across the photo of Tonto Dike sweeping Mr Churchill's compound in a wrapper tied over her chest, they will hurry down here to epileptically declared that she has been caught "unclad"! I can imagine the raving madness in their eyes as they type the topic. WTF??!

2. 'Stuns/Stunning' - At the rate these words pops up all over nairaland and other blogs, you will think Nigeria is overflowing with stunners! It doesn't matter which dress the celebrity is wearing, Mofos will still declared maddeningly that "Mrs X stuns in her bathroom slippers" Mr AY in the same shoes for 9 days running continue to 'stun' the sheeples. Practically anything stuns the users of these words. In fact are you guys okay at all? I don't see how anybody can be stunned this much within a single day and not go dazed and mad! If the use of the word is correct, then every single girl on the road should be termed a 'flock of stunners' cos some of them dresses better that these celebs all the time without fail and with minimal budget. WTF??

3. 'Hilarious' - Are we (you) all mad? If everything is hilarious and funny to some of you guys, I am afraid there is something more to it o. You don't find some things 'amusing'? 'Witty'?It definitely has to be hilarious? As in, you rolled on the floor and feel pains in your ribs when you see the thing? WTF??!

4. 'Clueless' - Guys, GEJ is gone now, can we all chill a bit? I recognize that there are still a lot of people is his exceptional mould hanging around here and on other blogs or sites but can we find other choice words or adjectives to qualify them? Such as 'future-less idiots' for instance? Just saying...WTF tho??!

5. 'My Joystick' - Dem swear for una?? Is there a permanent 'blue' tarpaulin over the area you grew up? What the actual f@#k??!


I am sure there are more annoyingly overused words that deserves a timely death, feel free, the floor is open.

There are however some words I never get tired of seeing. 'Mbok' is a strangely cute word which I don't even know the meaning. It's small and full at the same time.

what about change?

as between the two, who tastes better? have u tasted both?

matthew 7:7. i quote it to my girlfriend to get sex.

NNo 1 a squeezing

Betcliq25:
Most women experience a sagging or dropping breast at
some points in their lives. This is a natural and inevitable
process.
Women are often bothered when they breasts begin to sag as
they feel it makes them unattractive.
A lot of things can contribute to premature sagging of the breast
and some have to do with your behavior. So, if you avoid these
behaviours, your breasts will be better off.

No 1a squeezing

[quote author=jammyunn post=38163743]Tellespecially, that one about bedroom food

how about "love making" and "sex making?"

icebeatz:
If the law of the land says its not a sin, then its not a sin in heaven. As it is on earth, so shall it be in heaven.

what of fornication and adultery which the law of the land makes legal.?

can you trace the bottle to 7up? What damage did you suffer from the bottle?pls collect the 4 crates asap. i even doubt that any salea van will offer you anything.

girlfriend, christian, church.i can't marry the three. but if her punanny is worth it, go ahead and change your church for her.

curses do not work that way. when widows join politics,their words and curses become like those of politicians--- empty.

how come the man collects only 50 evil spirits, without collecting the woman's wealth and status where the woman has as in sugar mummies?

there was this film where somebody that was murdered came back for revenge as a ghost. but the ghost came with a gun and was shooting at those who murdered him. forgotten the name of the film.

Give me curves. They no dey dance for face but on the curves.

She asks you for money.

Condom.

Realising that marriage is a project and i deliver on my proects. From the begining, u didn'n set out to fail.then u know it require time, energy and resourcefulness.

How many times will she cook food and how many times will she cook punnany during the courtship?

for me, he need not say it. let him act it. let him carry drinks to my folks.

some B films. it is going to be lonely with lots of ugly girls around.

Mess.

other words people switch are sex and sexy,

it can also be used as lubrication for intimacy.

employers demanding kpomo from female applicants!

A gentle man is a man who, when he is told the price of kpomo, pays that amount after chopping the kpomo. A man who is not a gentle man will, start complaining after eating the kpomo. Instead of paying the agreed price, he will be grumbling that the kpomo was watery or smelling.

voodoo thread!