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Romance / Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by Anacksunamun: 11:39am On Jun 27, 2015
I vote for Sosiqdude.

Cc: NLjega
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Anacksunamun: 10:34am On Nov 22, 2014
I vote for Kulboy
CC Dygeasy

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anacksunamun: 11:55am On Oct 03, 2014
Guykhena:

'Arcane' means understood by few; Mysterious or Secretive,,
Did with a wordie of "Alkane"(chem students go dig this) ,, the 3rd member of the Alkane Family is "Propane"(you see the 3),ya and so on


lol just a wordie with "Cents/sense" - U.S.A money(coins) ....

That's it bro smiley
Thanks. I've understood it. smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anacksunamun: 11:52am On Oct 03, 2014
PaulThor: nothing personal..


hehehe..diss @ kingdimes

Am here again to kill wit ease/
smoking cannibis, am ill wit weeds/
am more igbo boy dan king illbliss/
cos wen thornando blows u surely hide as u feel his breeze/
Am a sick rhymer... not like wack king dimes/
stop claiming kingship wen you'er lacking rhymes/
Of all your track records your last in line/
Or should i tie a bomb to ya n help u blast in time?/

Wen thor speaks, u cant stick out your head/
Cos am always ready to slit mouths or necks/
Its a pity wen i see da Weak tout called vet/
Cos you failed maths, physics, plus nine more, you'r purely a king witout 'subjects'/
Punching irony if sid is wack and you ali/
You lack focus n aim n wen u drop lines only few tally/
Your head dreadlocked......you must be the new marley/
You've lost lots of battles....u even turned an inspiration.....to buhari/

Fact is the nerd lack words/
His lame, his legs are hurt/
his ironman.. But only in puns he bends hard rods/
micheal willed moonwalker to u.. Now Every step u take still end backwards/
i invaded his niche with my macro diss/
I got him shattered by my hard thrown hits/
And my whirlwind siphoned his/
So aint my fault i got him all 'bent up' like iphone 6/

Boy, internet failed u.. Lack the fits online/
anytime his head starts itching he scratches n feeds on 'lies'/
Cos ur a dead car battery, cldnt start after my kicks all night/
Oya arise n shine.... But Like arctics in winters, we aint gonna see.....this son rise /
dias never a time with raps he blended/
Ur made my jobber. I got all ya plea Shredded/
Mere clapping hands had the flea ended/
Lolzz.. mumu, you one be head by force nii? Ok wit isis you are now beheaded/

moving to the lab, let me hve d cat tested/
He became da burnt german musuem, had his arts wasted/
Its no news on 2go i had his acts bested/
king of the jungle cant bite cos his tit still flat chested/

keep saying ur a tough heel, u know in within ur not/
My killing punches did end the teen on hurts/
And his spleen? All cut/
infact i had u all broken up, d only thing still straight is dat line.. inbetween your butt/

without LED tvs, its so clear/
I did give him gruesome tear/
Cos his just ordinary, i mean his so mere/
Though I cherished his boring lines,atleast it got me rid of insomia/
If ur game? i will be punching pads, ...nice u are sony/
But ur joke's boring.. Its lies u are funny/
Be u king or pharoah, i did kick u back to da womb, so go and die in ur mummy/

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,


Still The Phoenix... Order....
you're wicked Paul, you really 'THORtured' him. gringrin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anacksunamun: 11:33am On Oct 03, 2014
JigsawKillah: Fücking nigga thinks he got nerves/ many months into his NL career, for once he dropped a hot verse/ that was bad, you def no I done pop worse/ lyrical warfare, niggas die when I drop words/

Giyazz been talking lately/ saying how he fücking hates me/ Jigs is ahead of him, he won me, he was lucky ain't it?/ in truth, how can this ugly looking monkey face me?/ when all I do is sample a banana, and get him jumping, praise Jigs!/

I'm dōpe, ask around/ I'm known for jacking clowns/ you roll with the newest fågs in town/ so Giyazz is a gangsta now?/ stüpid bïtch, fück Onyinye, I'll call you Franca now/ i bet you got Khena's dïck where your àss at now/

Jigs wont script much/ i leave niggas wanting shocks, like the cure for hiccups/ nobody listen to a damn thing the bïtch talks/ keep shut/ or these puns would take your teeth off/ and get your lips cut/

I bring guns to a fist fight to kill you easy/ i waste no time, see the soil, i put you beneath/ 2 stüpid gees thought it fit to battle with me/ i keep it real, but your life is Paul Walker's, film trick/

Only time you rode was when you died/ I'll be mad dog and a hard boiled cop combined, i put empty slugs on your side/ fück the multis, without them i am so sick/ you with em, couldn't match a flow from so sick/




SAW
Boom!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Anacksunamun: 11:30am On Oct 03, 2014
Guykhena:
Na bruh,,My di.ck's in ya sister face/you bring my name into this ish? Now I've gotta take up ya case/ see saw,the way ya 'brain works' remind me of Anime games / just like their VFX ,we all know they're all in 'low quality grades' //.....

... Black mumba,I'll have you laced with couple curses/ I'll murder you in the wild ,bruh no sense of 'jungle justice' /... Miss punches,I guess you think its judo boxing/you gonna die by Chronicle again while I choke you with bible verses /..


...Khena doing equipment cleaning,Saw's gon be strapped up in chains/Mysterious I'm from the family of 'Arcanes' / by 3 be sure I'll pump you up in Propane /....even if you skip the 9's ..I'll alter reality for the word 'SEE' ..cus SAW won't Pass Tens again /....


...bastard you think my world ended with the tourney/ ask "LetsBeef" I'm still pumped up with the honey/limerick's like you retired?,na bruh just waiting for the morning/to leave saw's outta his path,like Yemi he starts Looking for his Journey /...

I'm not a Game Controller fools don't Console me/at my ace yet those nigs bounced me,like bugs bunny /naaah its all cool,khena still in harmony/..back to you saw,you still won't get Sense if you were laced in Us Money /...

..ya family I 'murder dem' since am 'young'/aint a smoke when I get you sprayed with tha fog/or 'bikini' when I get you laced with ya 'tongue'/till ya speech slowed and we see only ya' lips move first' like we watching an 'episode of Jumong' /...

...shoutout to all the bast.ards predicting Guykhena is gone// well y'all should be renamed "Guru MaraJi" cus all your predictions are wrong.. /


#Factoid

These bars left me dazed. I wish I can give it a million likes. Nigga, you'd be battling Bis, Coog and co. You are damn dópe!!

Explain the "arkanes" and "mysterious" wordplay

And all also, the " sense" and "us money".. I didn't get those. wink

Nice bars by Ksslib and Giyazz. It's good to see this thread getting heated up with sick bars instead of kids' drops
Celebrities / Re: I’m Quitting Music For Politics Because I Can’t Be Singing At 35 -9ice by Anacksunamun: 12:03pm On Sep 27, 2014
Liar!! Jay-Z is 40+ and still rapping, so you ain't got any excuse. Just admit the truth - your career's over after Gongo Aso album. You wan just partake in the "national cake" shikena.
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaians Are Cursed – Ghanaian Gospel Artiste Revels by Anacksunamun: 11:57am On Sep 27, 2014
entadaplace2:

According to Omg Ghana, the ‘Nhyira’ singer said: ‘When God spoke to me, he told me to tell Ghanaians that we have brought a curse upon ourselves and that it is not the amount of prayers we say that would save us. He said we should stop praying and learn to speak the truth in all we do, right from the persons in leadership to the last person on the social ladder. God also told me that it is only a cursed people who would have all the rich minerals including gold, bauxite, crude oil and even the best cocoa in the world, yet its leaders would go to beg for money from other countries where they do not have even half of the resources we have.’



But this part was funny as hell.gringrin
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaians Are Cursed – Ghanaian Gospel Artiste Revels by Anacksunamun: 11:54am On Sep 27, 2014
Ghanaians are not the ones cursed, it's Nicholas Omane Acheampong and his family that's cursed. God can't rope in the good ones with the bad ones. This Nicholas is senile.
Celebrities / Re: Murder Suspect Jeffery Okafor Arrested In Nigeria 5 Years After Fleeing The UK by Anacksunamun: 11:50am On Sep 27, 2014
Good riddance!! If found guilty, he should be stabbed to death, but slowly and agonizingly. angry
Celebrities / Re: (DIVORCE SAGA).. Tiwa Savage SACKS Tee Billz As Her Manager .(just In) by Anacksunamun: 11:42am On Sep 27, 2014
Airforce1: Tbiils looks like a very bad player

Look at his eyes

He use "fine boy" lookz take open office for tiwa's head
And now the girl eye on clear
grin
I wonder how you're able to accuse someone of being a "player" from his eyes. Is it a crime to have good eyes? Some people's thinking amaze me sha.
Celebrities / Re: I'm Quitting Music For Politics Because I Can't Be Singing At 35 -9ice by Anacksunamun: 11:39am On Sep 27, 2014
Liar!! Jay-Z is 40+ and still rapping, so you ain't got any excuse. Just admit the truth - your career's over after Gongo Aso album. You wan just partake in the "national cake" shikena.
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Marks 22nd Birthday With Ethopian Themed Photoshoot by Anacksunamun: 11:35am On Sep 27, 2014
zappyj:

U wey no be asawo, make we check the size of ur toto undecided
gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin


fairygeh: See her small breast sef,ashewo pikin.btw gone are those days when every topic on her made fp tongue

BTW, her topic is on FP, hater!!

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Celebrities / Re: A Photo Of Kcee And Frank D Don Back Then by Anacksunamun: 11:31am On Sep 27, 2014
Poverty na bàstard!! Damn!! See as Kcee don freshen up. Money is good.embarassed
Celebrities / Re: No Going Back!wiz Khalifa Files Official Response To Amber Rose's Divorce Papers by Anacksunamun: 11:13am On Sep 27, 2014
This is the kind of chaos you get in when you decide to marry an unrepentant strípper. Suits him well!! Now he's gon' shell out a million quid with over $5000 monthly child support. Good business for Amber Rose while she looks for another celeb to latch unto and suck him dry. I'm not surprised, both are gangstaferians.

Once you go "hoe," you can never go back - Wiz Khalifa 13BC
Romance / Re: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by Anacksunamun: 10:19pm On Sep 20, 2014
majekdom2: Kai, we have got so many ignorant people in nigeria. First , understand and comprehend English properly. the OP isn't dissing tall dudes and not asking anyone to settle with the short ones. It's about choice. If you like wait till you are 30 because you want a short or tall dude.
Second, you and your suitor may be tall and may not have tall kids.The genes that speak in your offsprings may not be those visible in you right now .it could be the ones from you grandparents or greatgrand parents.you can't conclude a tall man will give you a tall child.
Exactly!! Too many ignorant people on this thread. They didn't even understand the OP and they're bashing her.

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Romance / Re: 10 Tips To Survive A Break-up[My sister survived it] by Anacksunamun: 8:12pm On Sep 16, 2014
Your sister ended up in a hospital because her ex dumped her? Because of heartbreak she ended up in a hospital? WTF is wrong with these girls? Too many dumb kids in the world!! angry
Events / Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by Anacksunamun: 6:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
yungchop: #madeOFbLack!! Guy you know why I like you?? You no dey waste time at all, you graduate last week and you just rush wan go knack kpekus kia kia,, the thing don dey hungry from school?? tongue life is too short no to knack kpekus on time cheesy WUHML man!
Culture / Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Anacksunamun: 5:10pm On Sep 16, 2014
pickabeau1:


And you know this from where... ? undecided


Do you know of Mike Murdoch, Benny Hinn, Patrick Swaggart, Eddie Long,

LMAO!!

Didn't you see I didn't reply her rants? Let her be. She has no knowledge of what's she saying!! How can you expect someone that hasn't been to USA to know the hypocrite from the sincere Christians? It's like you being on Earth and telling an alien from Mars how Mars functions when you haven't entered an aeroplane to ascend into the sky. Her opinions about America are pure unadulterated bullshít!! Even I, a Nigerian-living individual was LOLing when I saw her baseless assumptions!!

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Culture / Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Anacksunamun: 11:28pm On Sep 15, 2014
EmoBoy: Let me me tell you a fact.

90 percent of the pornogràphy the world watches comes from america.

That shows a lot about the level of morality in the society.

I'm outta here...
Don't be disappointed, she hasn't been to USA before hence the lies/generalisations she spewed. Pardon her. grin
Culture / Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Anacksunamun: 11:17pm On Sep 15, 2014
ebdib:

SO MANY LIES, GENERALIZATIONS AND MISINFORMATION IN JUST ONE ARTICLE.
AMAZING..
It's more amazing because it's coming from someone who hasn't been to USA before. How mind-boggling can it get?

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Culture / Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Anacksunamun: 11:10pm On Sep 15, 2014
bushdoc9919:

And they are also open about their racial problem....to the point that they went from one elected black official in 1928 to a black President and several black elected officials in 2008.

In Nigeria, I know many Nigerians who will refuse to vote for X because s/he is from tribe Y , and who will refuse to allow their children marry non-blacks.

Colin Powell once said that if his parents emigrated to the UK instead of the US (his parents were Jamaican)...and he had joined the Brtish Army,he would have risen only as high as Sergeant. (He joined the American Army....and retired as a four star general....and Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff).
Preach!! Don't mind the guy, he's talking as if Nigeria's tribalism ain't enough to make walking man, lame.

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Culture / Re: What You May Not Know About Americans by Anacksunamun: 10:52pm On Sep 15, 2014
This is laughable coming from someone that's has never been to America. How did you come about this gross misjudgements/conclusions?

So you checked the hymen of American ladies or carried out investigations to deduce that America has more virgins than all African countries? What a joke. Close this thread!!

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by Anacksunamun: 4:05pm On Sep 15, 2014
EroticAngelina: thnx 4 d insults, bt if u were going 2 insult me, u shudnt av bothered 2 type in dix thread! Nd cn u tel me d name of d actress in my dp? Dats rly me, nd i wish thr was a way i cn post lots of pics. I am halfcaste, if u dnt wana blv, u cn die ion give a fvck ok angry
EroticAngelina: I hate dis sh!t angry i am nt seeking 4 attention! And that is my real picture! Must i be black 2 b real?? I jx rendered my complain on nl, i didnt mean 2 insult nl men! I hate insults! I nvr insulted anybdy, nd am nvr gonna do dat! If u came here 2 jx insult me, then pls get d eff awtta my thread! If u wanna help, pls do! This is a small world, u dnt knw what myt happen, who u myt meet. I nvr mentioned any guy's name! I am jx tellin guys 2 pls stp sending emails! Dats all! 'i am nt use 2 d attention' fvck yeah! I am nt used 2 it! Is dat a bad thing Atleast afta i post dis thread, i will have peace in my mailbox!

I'm not bothered about your complaints, you are entitled to it, but I find your textyping "so annoying and misbehaving."

As for your complaints, you can't stop the PMs, but you can choose to ignore instead of creating a thread for it. It looks "childish" to me. But whatever rocks your boat sha.
Family / Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by Anacksunamun: 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2014
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Family / Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by Anacksunamun: 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2014
EmoBoy: Whoever wrote this is an idíot.

I hate when people bring up these annoying feminist sentiments all the time and I hate feminist arguments. It is always one sided and full of emotions rather than acute reasoning and logic.

Besides, most of the issues the writer tried to raise are not peculiar to Nigeria alone but a general or perhaps a global issue.

The writer is just jobless and is desperately seeking attention from his emotion laden and sentimental public.
Instead of huffing and puffing, why don't you criticise the points raised by John and leave the feminist out of it? Apart from the "equal rights" point, I don't see what this has got to do with feminists. The writer raised truthful points there. Tackle it and stop cussing.

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Family / Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by Anacksunamun: 1:20pm On Sep 15, 2014
tintingz: True?

I'm sure the writer must be a feminist living or not living in Nigeria.



undecided undecided

Does it matter if a feminist wrote it? Why will you leave the message and attack the messenger? Why don't you dispute the facts constructively without playing the blame card. As long as I'm concerned, the writer made a solid valuable points laced with truths. Even here on NL, Rita Dominic's and Genevive Nnaji's achievements are thrown away because they ain't married. It's very pathetic!! The writer is to a large extent right, about the plight of the average Nigerian female.

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Food / Re: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by Anacksunamun: 9:46am On Sep 15, 2014
obeenah40:

And when did stfu become a curse ??
Use it on your dad, boss and elder ones since it's a complimentary word. SMH.
Food / Re: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by Anacksunamun: 7:47am On Sep 15, 2014
obeenah40:

Mango ??

Shut the Bleep up nigga.. This stuff cost #5 in nigeria.
Why the hype ??
And you had to cuss him for no reason?

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