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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Agro Test Starts Today, Apllicants Lets Meet Here And Discuss by Analee(f): 1:03pm On Jul 25, 2017
crownchika:
mine too is saying invalid. i dont know wat to do about it.
am attemptn my questns nw,pls a question say the nigerian flag day is celebrated on.......july 20,august17,september 21,pls very urgent
Christianity EtcRe: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by Analee(f): 1:18pm On Jul 24, 2017
ThinkWISELY:
I hate Hypocritical post !! sad,nonsense up and down!!.

I HATE NONSENSE angry angry
OP Change your post to how to be free from "EXCESS" Masturbating ! sad

Masturbating is a way of abstaining from unwanted sex
Masturbating is natural
Masturbating prevents you from ST diseases
It's not every time you will feel like having sex
At times people masturbate to stay faithful
Couples Masturbates
Singles Masturbates
Almost everyone ripe for sex life Masturbates
92% of people Masturbate once in a while,the rest lie about it
Religious profiles Masturbates

It's your ORGAN,play with it at times shocked

STOP ACTING HYPOCRITICAL ABEG ! angry angry
pls bros i tak God name beg u,masturbation isnt a natural phenomenon,pls dnt allow anyone to brainwash u,its a big sin n d sight God daz y pple r lukn 4 way to com out of it.u can also com out of it lik d way our broda has done,or betterstil go to OPM n pick prayer assigmnt on waterspirit,it kills dat delivish urge.tnxx
CareerRe: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by Analee(f): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2017
murphydon:
mike.umeh1759@gmail.com
nwiyordeegrace@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment! Recruitment!! Recruitment!!! by Analee(f): 2:49pm On Jul 18, 2017
essy1:
seems like
there is nothing lik it seems lik,its gnld job cos daz wat's obtainable wen it comes to job in ph.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need 5 Females And 5 Males Client Service Executive/sales Urgently Today by Analee(f): 2:45pm On Jul 18, 2017
sirmmykay:
where is it located
yea.exactly u locatn pls
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sales Representatives For Amazing Meat Option by Analee(f): 2:41pm On Jul 18, 2017
VeggieVictory:
A reputable company with an innovative consumer retail product is seeking viable, hardworking and target oriented individuals for marketing of 'Vegetarian Chunks / VegMeat ' - cheaper and healthier meat alternative.

Send your resume to: recruitingvv@gmil.com

About Product:
Vegetarian Chunks is a healthy, wheat based option to substitute traditional, animal meat. VegMeat surprisingly tastes like meat - if not better ;-) - and can be used the same way: in stews, noodles, suya etc. The health benefits are numerous: no cholesterol (that builds up blood pressure/hypertension which is a major contributor to heart diseases), no animal fats, no chemicals and preservatives. Also good for diabetes control, weight management, better digestion, high in protein and many more benefits.

VegMeat is very easy to prepare in minutes and can be stored without a refrigerator. Vegetarian Chunks do not contain preservatives or other chemicals.
am also in Ph.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Analee(f): 1:22pm On Jul 14, 2017
cc150615:
Sorry dear,its not a church competition.
In my church, we don't speak plenty grammar, we also care less if you pay your tithe or offering, we just tell you God's expectations of you, but we don't pick water spirit and whatever prayer. We just live for God and do His will and His power is made manifest in our lives with testimonies, we also care for your soul and spiritual welfare above all; we are also encouraged to work hard at our secular jobs/lives and do all that is required of us to succeed in life.
no we don't spend all our prayer time praying for deliverance cos God cares for His own.
I pray that God will reveal Himself to you, like His real self so you get out of all these bamboozle.
Remember, i'm passionate to see you succeed, even as your soul prospers.
am nt talkn abt church competition,nobody is competin wit anybody,its a personal race,av already seen Gods manifestatn n my life eva sins i locatd d church plus d assignmnt,becos if i didnt c,wil nt waste my tym here advicin somone to giv a try so no need 4 u prayers,is dat only wat u tel somone who pays tithes n offering?no empowermnt? Lik n OPM wer der is free school,free oil n gas,free estate,tailoring,skillacquistion,restaurant,boutique etc 4 everybody weda u r an opm member or nt includings muslims, am stil lukin 4 a church in Nigeria dat can b lik OPM.daz y anybody dat comes der recieves der heart desires becos God says giv me a strong reason, anyway dnt av much tym 4 argumnts,stil encouragin u to com n connect to a higher power,u tink wer u ar u comfortable nt until u connect,daz wen u will realize uve bin sittn on a fence 4 long, n u blame urself 4 nt realizin on tym.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Analee(f): 11:55am On Jul 13, 2017
Gunlawz:
lol...it is like you are an expert in this field..
daz ma church,so i know.js giv it a try.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Analee(f): 11:53am On Jul 13, 2017
cc150615:
Seriouslyhuh
Ppl still think like this?
I just dey waka pass sha...
bros lik u stil a learner,i know uve nt seen it n ds fashion,its strange to u becos u go to church wer dey speak plenty grammar.bt wil encourage to giv it a try n watch God's manifestatn n life,anointing is nt grammar,leav al these churches wer dey speak plenty grammar,no result,dey collect u tithes n offering yet dey cant make good use of it,to empower d church members,there is nobody dat comes to OPM n go bak d same,go n investigate.no b noise,lemme js pause here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Analee(f): 11:53am On Jul 12, 2017
Gunlawz:
grin


thankz..lolzzz..
bt wil advice,u pick waterspirit first,after dat u can nw pick job favour.tnx
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Analee(f): 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2017
Gunlawz:
I dint state it in d cv bro....i dunno how com...nd my ican results r excellent...i made my ican in a year...4/4 nd 5/5
go to OPM n pick prayer assignment on job favor,tank me later.
CelebritiesRe: Lesbianism: Tonto Dikeh & Yutee Rone Accused Of Having Affair By Instagram Page by Analee(f): 3:08pm On Jul 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Any girl that is not a lesbian is missing.

Men have too much drama and are very selfish in the sack...wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Unlike girls who are caregivers, they nurture your soul and won't stop till you've know true pleasure.



Well...expect the folks to run me down when half of them are closeted bi-sexuals or outright lesbians.
I tell all my girls; if you must cheat on me, then it better be with a girl!
chai!so sad babe,i use God name beg u,plsssss leave wat eva u r doing nw plsss RUN down to OPM,Omega power ministries doctor Jesus city@aluu Ph, n tak prayer assigmnent on waterspirit,ds tin has eaten u deep,God wil stil av mercy on u,cultists,homo/lesbians,armrobbers comes there to giv der life to christ,and i think shuldnt b left out,js follow d train,u wouldnt regret it.thank me later.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Knelt To Beg For Wike - Uchendu by Analee(f): 2:39pm On Jul 04, 2017
obataokenwa:
So how did the Satan-Amaechi regard Dr Peter Odili? So cos Amaechi helped Nyesom Wike politically, he should also stop him from going further in life. If Wike has licked his ass like this 80years old man, he wouldn't have been governor. Destiny don't have respect for people cos everything is given by God and not a mere mortal.

Dan 4:17 This matter [is] by the decree of the watchers, and the demand by the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men
nobody is sayin he shud lick his ass,at least 4 once talk gud abt somone who has been u backbone thru thick n thin,who stood by u wen evryone rejected u,fought 4 u,went thru rigors to ensure dat u stil remain n limelight,ds one we js heard is mayb js one of his good deeds wat abt d one weve nt heard.its unfair.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower N-tax Applicant Set To Take Their Test Today Through To 3rd July by Analee(f): 4:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
Aphrygian:
am also for agro, pls can you mention me after uv received the sms?
pls me too
Christianity EtcRe: "Deeper Life Ejects 16-Year-Old Girl From Premises For Worshiping With RCCG" by Analee(f): 12:22pm On Jun 30, 2017
joshkiddies:
Nigerian Gay man, Kenny Bradmuse has taken to Facebook to reveal that his niece who is a student of Yabatech, was ejected from Deeper Life church premises, because she doesn't worship with them, but with the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG).

According to him, what led to this was that Yabatech is currently renovating their hostels and students have been looking for temporary places to stay.

Here's Kenny Bradmuse's story;

"Last week, my niece was ejected from Deeper Life church premises because she's not a member of the church. Now she sleeps in an open classroom. (Backstory: Yabatech, her new college, is renovating their hostels, and all new students are enjoined to look for a temporary place to stay.

She's only 16 for crying out loud, and first time out of home.) As a born again christian, she thought she found a refuge in a church. Unfortunately, the church says because she wears earrings and goes to the Redeemed, another church denomination, she is not eligible to stay.

As a brilliant yet economically disadvantaged student, her parents - who devote their entire lives to serve the Redeemed church - can never afford her a spot at the Redeemed church college. We can't say this enough: Nigerian brand of Christianity is a form of psychosis. (A severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impaired that contact is lost with external reality.) #MentalSlavery of the Black Race is concerning".

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/deeper-life-church-allegedly-ejects-young-lady-premises-worships-rccg.html
that's y am stil lukn 4 a church dat can b lik OPM,even if its js one church dat has small similarities,in OPM dey dnt racist pple,b u deeperlife,rccg,moslems,white,blacks whoeva dey cari everibody along.daz y i luv OPM,no church can b lik it n comparison,tell a church dat has a similaries lik OPM n i wil tel u why it can neva av d OPM standard.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N POWER AGRO 2017 Applicants..let's Meet Here by Analee(f): 2:36pm On Jun 19, 2017
transbut5:
A friend of mine studied Agric and Bio-resources engineering. during the last Npower scheme, he opted for Agro, wrote the test but was not shortlisted.. the reverse was the case for a friend who studied mechanical engineering and was unable to do the test..............

Hence i dont think discipline really matters ...judging from above
bros pls wat abt home economics?
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 7:12pm On Jun 13, 2017
[quote author=Sijo01 post=57485738][/quote]it was equally given to her mum too,tho she won it,dnt misunderstan me
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 4:19pm On Jun 13, 2017
jlinkd78:
The woman is a widow not a single woman as u want to derail this thread. She was actually driven out of her marriage when she embraced Christianity before d Muslim husband died years later. For d records, d moment I saw d caption Rivers Pastor I was convinced it can only be Apostle Chibuzor of OPM.
gbam,u make brain.dnt mind al des tatafos who r nt even members,dem talk pass ppl who r members.
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 4:14pm On Jun 13, 2017
alowonle02:
You Christians are worshipping money, but Muslims through out the globe worship God Almigjty. If you can look at this story very well you will see that poverty led to the woman conversion. May Almighty hold me firm to the religion of peace which is Islam.
madness on fleek
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 4:10pm On Jun 13, 2017
Oluwamuyeewa:
Yes I do and I don't need to show it off on social media
no vex na bros,u own no near oo,u stil dey learn wok,he a well known pst,OPM is a well known church all ova d world,so daz y its on media,besides ds js a tip of an iceberg,he has done far, far more dan ds,cant even mention dem,is it d cultist,kidnappers,robbers dat comes to denounce cultism every sunday,which dey r livin n a free estate,attending d opm free oil n gas trainings,is it d prostitutes he rescued,gave dem free accomodatn wit household items,gave dem free shops n many of dem ar married nw,n r stil marrying,is d opm free skills acqusition,abi na d free drivin school,abi na d raw fud food welfare gives out to dos who doesnt av wat to eat everysunday,abi na transport money,free bus to go home,which one i want begin talk,wer i want start,wer i want end,js endless d list js goes on n on..ds one b say i neva even enter d spiritual aspect oo,ds na js d physical aspect.
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 3:51pm On Jun 13, 2017
Sijo01:
In as much as the pastor's gesture is commendable, what's the little girl gonna do with an SUV? who's gonna be paying the maintenance cost?
it was given to her mum,4 d maintenance,daz bin taken care of
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 3:47pm On Jun 13, 2017
olapluto:
The MMM way continues. Rob a million, gratify 5 people and make the most noise. More maga will fall in
abeg bros goan borrow brain,abeg i even av som,wil giv u free.
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 3:44pm On Jun 13, 2017
SweetJoystick:
Muslim converts go full the church next Sunday
dem already full sins,no b today.
Christianity EtcRe: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Analee(f): 3:38pm On Jun 13, 2017
lollypeezle:
Rubbish

Prior to her conversion, you have followers. so u used their money to fund a new member. Gerrarahere mehn
pls if u dnt know wat to say kip quiet,allow ppl who r members to talk,dey did a bible quiz competition n she came out d best.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Scale Of Immigration Officers by Analee(f): 3:28pm On Jun 12, 2017
Pls who knows hw d interview questions are been set,n also hw is d camping lik?cos heard its 6mnths,hop say e no go hard pass nysc camp,cos na der d gbedu dey
PoliticsRe: Quit Order: Igbo Living In North Relocate Wives, Children by Analee(f): 2:52pm On Jun 09, 2017
kheart:
What relocation? The thunder wey go fire dis punch e still dey do press up. Must u lie to sell papers?

Ibos dont visit their homeland and wont visit until December (xmas)
.bros its nt punch newspaper alone,i also saw it n vanguard n similiarly guardian
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Was Asked To Pay 25k For Custom Secret Recruitment by Analee(f): 12:45pm On Jun 08, 2017
AskProf:
Don't you have a brain or haven't you severally heard of or read about this stale format?

You haven't spoken to each other in five years & he remembered you as to job hunt for you?

Mind you, your scammer of an in-law has already "washed" his hands of the financial woes to befall you by saying that he doesn't know his scamming partner "lawyer" too well.

Pls, save your money or go & donate it to the orphanage near you.

It isn't just registration money. They will still ask for more money including uniform kit money, training money even acceptance money.
exactly,same tin almost happened to me,dey wil giv u a numba to call,n d oda person wil pertend as if he doesnt know ds oda person,mean y d both of ar in d same business.bros shine ya eyes oo.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job Any Type Of Work To Survive by Analee(f): 1:22pm On Jun 06, 2017
Plsoo i need job too an entrylevel/casual job,am a graduate, based in ph,any help pls?tnxx
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Church To Be Located In An Hotel Premises? by Analee(f): 2:49pm On Jun 05, 2017
adexchamp:
Is there any sense in what you just said...!
d dude n d so calld pastor needs to go to OPM n tak prayer assignment on waterspirit.
Christianity EtcRe: Namibian Lady 'Delivered' From Bedwetting & Drunkenness By Tb Joshua (photos) by Analee(f): 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2017
[quote author=dingbang post=57186231]So evil spirit dey cause bedwetting for night? I see[/quote .yea.waterspirit causes it
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone With Mouth Odour For 1million Dollars For 6 Months?? by Analee(f): 12:14pm On Jun 02, 2017
mikeujoel:
Honestly can't stand someone with bad breath
if i reli luv d person i wil remedy d situation at least wit foreva product no mata hw d odour is,it wil maintain.

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