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NaijaMutant:
Wake me up the day a moslem woman handles the mic to address congregants.

js go to OPM n confirm,den plenty der.

profolaolu:
My sister to be candid with if after what I wrote U still insist on the same thing ur enmity is beyond sentiment and it against the church preaching Holiness, it is obvious and glaring that after it was state to U that he is a human and devil was an archangel with many other angels they fell,using just one person to judge a whole lot of multitude is illogical,irrational and absurd, ask yourself this questions: Does living in a garage for 50years make U a car? U are mentioning daddy opm DAT show U attend church but does that mean U are a Christian? are U a Christian or just a church goer? if U say U are a Christian, is the life of Christ totally in U?. Shalom.

u guyz who preach salvatn,sanctificatn n holiness,do u guyz practice christianity?is d life of christ in U?u members dat can backbite for africa,der no difference btw dem n d northerners attitude wise,pretenders,gossipers,fornicators,person wey u c wen dey drive scrab B4 now d person dey on legisbenz,except 4 a few pst,regionalcordinator,group,n leaders wen try get motor,is dat waz God said?nahim mak if dem try c der member wen manage get,na so dem go dey worship am lik mini-God,daz y daddy opm said if church cannot church u,change church if ds phrase is eatn u up go n hug transfoma,besides learn to remove d log of wood 4m u eyes before lookn at anoda.

Queendoncom:
Nairalanders please help me out here. I slapped my little sis last night since then she's been spiting out blood. Like if she tries to cough out catarrh through her lungs, it will be bloody.
Please nairalanders what should I do? I'm devastated.. could this be internal bleeding?

PS, she has ulcer, the doctor we called said it could be the ulcer. She has taken drugs since morning and the bloody is still coming out.
Please please I need help! Please!
Moderators please help me..
Lalasticl.ala please I need your help here.. please

if uve tried everytin possible n d blood is stil comin out,go to OPM get d water n oil mix it 2geda n give her to drink also pour it n d water 4 her to bath.

favouredAda:
Gud pm nairalanders.

I'm a young lady in my early 30, married for 2years+ now... my issue is that my husband doesn't gist with me but when he is with other ladies, he can laugh & gist for Africa. He has never taken me out after our marriage. in short I look like a tenant in his house. if we are going out he will tell me to be in front while he will b far behind. if I complain, he will say I'm nagging.

I was sick last week, he just came dropped #10k for me to go see our doctor, he didn't even ask if I can go by myself BT same incident happened to his younger bro wife yesterday, with just a phone call, he went to the hospital & stood by d bro. over night ( sumtin he didn't even do wen I gave birth to our baby) I have been thinking he will change BT this days own his really worst, calling some girls in my streets "my love" why he shout my 1st name no matter where he is.

Pls advise me cos I am beginning to dislike him

no much talk,js go to OPM n pick assigmnt,n brain go correct.thank me later

profolaolu:
Remember the man is just a human not an angel,even angels misbehaved,and not everyone that goes to church is a Christian, some people are just bench warmer and also how did U dress,because some people are too at the sight of woman body

its was a chat we had on whatsapp,even at dat a person of his calibre,wit church position and a deeperlifer 4 dat mata,lemme say weve met n he saw me dressd lik d world accordn to dem,isnt he suppose to advice or preach to me?so wat is purpose of all d crusade,retreat etc if der is no change,dat y daddy opm alwaz says if church cannot change u,change church.simple!

ricsman:
sorry dear, your friend wasn't and isn't the example you should follow. Jesus is the perfect example.

he is nt my friend,its js somone i met to assist me 4 a job,i trustd him cos i tort he wont b lik d oda wordly men accordin to u guyz,even n wedn sef 4 facebook na group cordinators,leaders nahim attend,even n timelin na so so kumuyi msg flood n wall, i can neva hav n i wil neva kip a deeperlif person as a friend cos der nt worth emulatn wetin dem wan teach me,som of dem der mind dey der back,i no no weda na too much poverty dey mak dem behav lik dat.

mofedamijo:
If its murtala intl,when u get dropped off at departure,DONT USE THE TROLLEY OOOO,NA N500,if u dont have N500 to give them kukuma roll ur luggage...now u see people queuing up at the entrance,join them bring out ur international passport,n ticket booking,strong ur face,when u get to the immi guyz at the entrance there,if they ask where u going tell them straight up,dont smile,n they il collect ur passport n look at it shikena,drop ur bag on the scanner and receive it at the other end of it,its right adter u enter just by ur right,one u receive ur luggage back,proceed to ur airline desk,u will see the airline logo and name on each desk...there should b a queue if check in as started,join the queue when its ur turn,they will collect ur ticket booking,check it on the system to be sure ur visa is genuine and thereafter weigh ur luggage depending on the airline,but its mostly 20-23kg for two luggages,that is 23kg each for two luggage and 11-14kg for one hand luggage,now if ur luggage is within kg limit,they tag ur bag give u ur boarding ticket and thats it,take ur hand luggage with u and dance azonto till ur boarding starts,ur boarding time is always on you ticket,same as your seat number and boarding gate,when boarding has been announced or u just want to go close because time is getting close,go through the boarding gate on ur ticket,(another immi officer will be at the entrance leading to the boarding area,them plenty sef,just string ur faces small,and if they ask u where ure going tell them straight)u will see something like Gate D,Gate C etc,if u cant find it ask they will direct u,now still on ur ticket u will see the particular gate where ur airline will board,GateD2,or Gate D3,what ever gate,when u get to the boarding area look up and u will see the one for your airline,now our airport is not very big,thats why am telling u all this,i dont know where ure going to,so if ure going to a very big airport like charles de gaulle airport,its a massive airport bro,so u will have to work with the arrows up and the big screens that shows flight details,those arrows will keep telling u where ure going so keep following the one that concerns u.....am telling u all thsi since u said its your first time,
DONT GIVE ANYBODY SHISHI,EXCEPT U JUST LIKE THE LADYS FACE OR U LIKE THE GUYS SHOE,BUH URE NOT MANDATED TO...

i reli appreciate,am also a novice,hopin to travel to dubai by january,abt d luggage wat if its way above d 23kg wil dey allow u?or wil u av to tip dem?

adontcare:
if watching television is against d church doctrine, then y using phone? because through phones, people can still watch ponography and read or communicate lustfully. I think d doctrines should be revisited. Then d part concerning using attachments on females, the members uses rubber thread and wool but not expression or superstar attachment to plait. Are wools and thread not attachments also?

dem don even dey add brazilian wool sef som dey freestyle attachmnt n weavon,my huz dey near one district so i dey assess dem wella,as dem too sabi assess person dressing to know if na wordly or heavenly

adontcare:
if watching television is against d church doctrine, then y using phone? because through phones, people can still watch ponography and read or communicate lustfully. I think d doctrines should be revisited. Then d part concerning using attachments on females, the members uses rubber thread and wool but not expression or superstar attachment to plait. Are wools and thread not attachments also?

dem don even dey add brazilian wool sef som dey freestyle attachmnt n weavon,my huz dey near one district so i dey access dem wella,as dem too sabi access person dressing to know if na wordly or heavenly

ricsman:
really? the devil is really out to destroy. Hope you've salvation?

bro pls stop all these window dressing,i know of a bro in a district n ph,i wont mention d exact district,if u c ds bro u wont believe say e go fit look anoda woman talkmore of to toast,if u c his wife pretty lady,dey bot finishd 4m uniport,ds bro tell me say mak i com meet 4 hotel say any amt of moni e go giv me,4 d first tym i was shockd dat ds comin 4m core deeperlifer,i askd him a deeperlifer lik u,he said deeperlif is js a church dat wat if i know him to b a christembassy,salvatn ministry,redeem,dat wil i say sayn all these,nahim i tell say na waterspirit dey wori am,mak n go OPM go collect assignmt,afterall na der wey one of der district pst get n own deliverance,even n weddn pix 4 facebook, group coordinators,leaders etc wen attend

ricsman:
really? the devil is really out to destroy. Hope you've salvation?

bro pls stop all these window dressing,i know of a bro in a district n ph,i wont mention d exact district,if u c ds bro u wont believe say e go fit look anoda woman talkmore of to toast,if u c his wife pretty lady,dey bot finishd 4m uniport,ds bro tell me say mak i com meet 4 hotel say any amt of moni e go giv me,4 d first tym i was shockd dat ds comin 4m core deeperlifer,i askd him a deeperlifer lik u,he said deeperlif is js a church dat wat if i know him to b a christembassy,salvatn ministry,redeem,dat wil i say sayn all these,nahim i tell say na waterspirit dey wori am,mak n go OPM go collect assignmt,afterall na der wey one of der district pst get n own deliverance,even n weddn pix 4 facebook,i c group coordinators,leaders etc wen attend

ricsman:
really? the devil is really out to destroy. Hope you've salvation?

bro pls stop all these window dressing,i know of a bro in a district n ph,i wont mention d exact district,if u c ds bro u wont believe say e go fit look anoda woman talkmore of to toast,if u c his wife pretty lady,dey bot finishd 4m uniport,ds bro tell me say mak i com meet 4 hotel say any amt of moni e go giv me,4 d first tym i was shockd dat ds comin 4m core deeperlifer,i askd him a deeperlifer lik u,he said deeperlif is js a church dat wat if i know him to b a christembassy,salvatn ministry,redeem,dat wil i say sayn all these,nahim i tell say na waterspirit dey wori am,mak n go OPM go collect assignmt,afterall na der wey one of der district pst get n own deliverance

Pierohandsome:
So u went there to snap so u can post it to the public? U dnt need to broadcast good deeds, let God who sees in secret reward her openly. U dnt need to broadcast it

exactly wen OPM wud post der charity works,salvation will alwaz criticise dem,that every lil tin dey wil com on media to mak noise,now dem don follow too dey post,human bein n pressure sha...

Islie:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2017/12/husbands-genitals-malfunctions-wife/

some women are nt js solutn providers,instead airing it,y nt js take u hubby to OPM,n watch u hubby's chief of staff come back n full force

FaithfulServant:
Please do, I'm a member of the church – deeper life, and can tell you authoritatively that it's not a cult but more or less a family, with everyone serving one another in love (Galatians 5:13).

The truth is not hidden (John 8:32), and Jesus is the point of focus (Hebrews 12:2).

The church is criticized and given bad reputation by the workers of iniquity (Luke 13:27) because the world which is filled with darkness does not like any good light (John 3:19).

I got my conversion through a brother and member of the church through evangelism, after he ministered to me in the library.

After jumping from one church to another in search of the truth, I find myself too fortunate to narrowly find one.

bro leave all des sermon on d mount,its nt a church worth attending or been a member,ppl eyes don dey open,na befor u fit convince people,no b na..no body is sayn is a cult,bt its d way u ppl made it look lik,person go dey find work,as far as u no b deeperlif person dem no craze giv u dat work,even if d work sef no b beta work,is dat nt a style of cult?

frosbel2:
If you are a current member of Deeperlife and there is improvement or progressive change , I would be glad to know.

my dear no single change ppl i no sins i was a baby dat had car,infact motor now use leg,its only some of der pastors,regional coordinator etc,n very few well to do members are livin an average life almost to nothing,and if dey c any of der bro dat is really well do to,dey c dat person as a mini God,na so dem go dey cluster am lik ant wey c sugar.u r n a place 4 long tym,u r nt seeing any significant change oya change church na.. No way dey prefer living n penury,my pst wil alwaz say if church cannot change u,change church.

Benevee:
Now with all you've statement, I can say you are not w deeper life member,or you have never served there as a worker.





meanwhile I'm not a member there .

my dear he said js exactly d way it is,i was a member bfor n at least my papa n stunch member der,so he js said d truth

frosbel2:
I was a Deeper Life member and worker and almost a Pastor for about 20 years.

Initially when you join it appears to be one great club of humble believers, but afterwards you notice the following traits of their organisation ;

• They are beholden to one man, Pastor Kumuyi

• Anything Pastor Kumuiyi says is truth and if you do not like it you must leave or start your own church

• They are so spiritually arrogant, and portray their church as the next best thing to holiness while other churches are either further away from holiness or fake altogether

• They separate families, husbands and wives, children and parents, siblings, co-workers etc .

• If you are in a second marriage and become born again (so called), you must go back to your first wife and reconcile to her, assuming she is unmarried because your second wife is not recognized by God. Imagine the confusion this will cause especially with children involved.

• They lack true compassion and love for everyone else other than their own members

• They use hell fire to threaten their members into paying tithes and to abide by church rules and regulations.

• If you are not careful, the church will take over your individuality and you will become another zombie minion without a mind of your own

• The church also has to tendency to preach against wine or alcohol intake, something that was never commanded in the bible, rather the bible says we should do everything in moderation

• It is difficult to be truly happy in Deeper Life because you are always fighting one sin or the other or chasing one demon or the other

• Their focus is strongly selfish, it is all about your own salvation and escaping hell to make heaven.

• They will often tell off young women for certain styles of dressing, the problem is many of these same women have the heart of Jezebel, very similar to a modest radical Muslim woman who despite dressing modestly with the Hijab will easily blow up innocent civilians in the name of her god.

• They preach the fables and myths of a fictitious rapture (started by a charlatan called Scholfield ) , Trinity and Hell fire


Young ones, do not be enticed to join. God has called you to express your individuality and make choices in favour of righteousness and peace. God does not want any man to rule over you or force his own belief on you. You are answerable only to God and not Man.

Enjoy this life and all that goes with you, don’t live a life of misery in the name or religion.

chai!bro with all these statemnt u wer a deep deeplifer,dat church eh!infact wey my papa mak n com hear ds o

[quote author=NONNYG post=63128122][/quote]pls hw n wher can one do d attestatn of certificates

America001:
The Lord is good. Finally I'm in Dubai. Lemme start from my encounter at Abuja airport. Passed through NDLEA first, secondly went for checking in of luggage, the airline guy wan change am for me cos my luggage dey overweight, but after much much I figured a way out. Next was immigration, I just fold 1K put for my passport give am with my departure card, those niggers just stamp me out no questions about BTA or Yellow card. The only discomfort about my flight was that it was delayed for 3 hours, it made me miss my connecting flight in Cairo and I had to wait for another five hours in Egypt before taking off for Dubai. I'm in Dubai now.... Thanks be to God. Abeg anybody with job offer should contact me oh. I no come here come look fine towers oh. I dey loyal.

pls 4 d lugguage overweight hw did u navigate u way

arizona20:
10 working days

i did mine november ending n ph,am stil yet to collect,calld my agent he said its nt ready,dat it wil b ready by december ending,dat except i wan to pay anoda 5k 4 express

nellybadas:
I am a Muslim. But I accept the Daddy freeze challenge. I.m willing to give 50k to some one in dire need. But that person must be verified by lalasticlala. If I don't get by Sunday. I will take it to an orphanage.

pls oo,i reli need help,pls abeg oo

tungamaje:
I know a bony deeper life friend who contributes each Sunday for their school projects but I am very sure he won't afford to send his children to any of the schools because they are for the rich. Is that not stupidity?

exactly dat was also d same reason dat made a dedicated elderly sister stopped d church,after all her moni ie offering n tithes,her time she invested everytin,thinkn her children wil attend only 4 dem to finish buildn d school,d fees was high,my question remains:y puttn school dat members of u church cannot attend except 4 d rich,after using der tithes n offering to build?daz pure wicknedness n high places,i kip sayn it no church n Nigeria can b lik OPM,i lov dat church wit passion,if oda churches can js emulate js one quater of wat dey do,Nigeria wil b a sweeter/ better place.

raphafire:
Pls how much is the tfare from Rumuokoro junction to OPM? Thanks

taxi is 200,bus is 150

bosunayoola:
HBD to my dearest Pastor. And for those of u asking where are the poor and workers? Get it clear,no poor people in christ embassy and no workers but staffs who work as a calling. Christ Embassy church produces champions through the word and not only their pastors are rich but true members who activate d power of God and d gift of d holy spirit which is in them.

BLW -GIVING YOUR LIFE A MEANING...

no poor people n christ embassy,chai!bros i doff my hat 4 u, ds u lies no get joy@ll.anyways i lov ur advert.kip it up.if u mentor go fit lie 4 54yrs den who r u?

npowerng:
Good Morning,
Don't bother to go for physical verification if you are already employed.
Don't bother at all.
#NPowerNG

its u guyz who selected dem,so y complaining?u left ppl who r nt employd,its nt there fault,its der luck earnin 4rm to 2places its js d perfect idea.

richardoz:
Lollz... don't mind the guy bloody scammer! Is not even better to sit idle than scamming your fellow people? heartless individual!

dnt mind them,december is near dey r lookn 4 all means to mak fast cash.oyoshi.com

ENDTIMEgist:
https://thenigerialawyer.com/lagos-pastor-allegedly-threatened-with-havoc-over-shrine-demolition/

Pst if u r stil afraid,js rush down to OPM ph,dey wil 4get abt u.thank me later

cummando:
Truth be said....

If na ibiyeomie church remain. I go go dey serve Ogun. I can smell his hypocrisy from Libya!!!!
If you can forget the lords basic teaching of love your neighbor and forgive your enemies,then what are you preaching? But my gullible brothers won't see that.

Bought car for mumsy she went to donate it to her pastor. By the time wey I use sojo and court case threaten the weyrey he return am with smile... Thieftors.

I'd rather drink Goldberg with fish barbecue for LA silver than pay any mumu tithe. Scammosa

u rite,d pst no get spirit of 4giveness at all,n na wetin n dey teach n members,one of his members chase her papa comot 4 huz,js becos her papa na OPM member,lik say n papa dey der wey d problm btw these 2 churches start,honestly i js bled n my heart.

Preeck:
Dear Nairalanders, i have a been a registered user on this platform going back as far as 2008. I decided to use this moniker to create this thread because of the sensitivity of this personal issue.
I am a realist as well as a spiritual person, a born Christian to be precise.
I don't want to bore you with so much details, all I have to ask is: what do you do when you are told that your mum is a witch. I have tried to do away with this information or revelation for some years now because I thought it's just some callous scammers trying to get something out of you, but today somewhere in a faraway place I have never been to or known, I was told the same thing about my mum. What do I do. Of course she's my mum and I will ever be grateful she brought me to this world but what do I do to be free from her spiritual grasp over me.
I know this is an open forum but I will really want kids to stay away from commenting on this post.

js tak her to OPM n ph

Standing5:
OP and his co-travelers should go get their life together, what is pastor Chris suppose to do here? We pay tax to govt against our will and so I see no reason why govt shouldn't be the one to do it.
In Pastor Chris' street there are non-believers who pay tax to the govt also. Why expect 'tithe' money to service people who don't believe in tithe?

abeg leave dat talk,d OPM pastor who brought nepalight in aluu,r u telln me dat ppl livin der all des yrs has nt been payn bills/taxes?or dnt we ve govt n rivers?ppl living in aluu are dey tithers n opm?daz nt an excuse.

Alexas58:
Please am in need of advices here

My dad has a younger brother whom he trained to the university before he died, being his only brother!
My dads father died when he finished secondary school and my dad was the only one that the family could look up to. So he did some jobs, got some money and trained his younger brother to the university level..

My uncle graduated 10 years ago and nothing to show of it.. My father tried giving him a work to do in a bank, he refused the work and started having problems with my father.

Fast forward now my dad is late, has left behind some kids which are in the university and others are still attending school.

Instead of my uncle to put hands with my mum and burry my father, he is busy dragging my mum to the village that they should share some of my father's property with him, saying that my dad never did anything for him, meanwhile my dad trained him to the University which he never did to any of his children before he died.

Please..my need for posting this is to know if there is any place or anywhere that says that my Uncle must inherit a part of my late father's property, because its part of this property we the children are going to use and establish ourselves and my dad gave a wish that nobody should sell any of his lands while on the sick bed!

Please which legal backing and traditional backing can we use to prevent my uncle from going near that land!..because that land is worth hundreds of millions of naira now!!
Thanks


Please I need solutions too..because we are suspecting him of killing my father because of all his actions!...

Thanks

secondly OPM has a team of legal adviser who fights 4 women whose husbands are dead,draggn of properties etc,so while u handle d spiritual aspect,d lawyers handles d physical aspects,