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Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by analize701: 3:29pm On Nov 23, 2017
Lirqur:
Trust me we Muslims are safe, on that day we shall know who has been fooled. Allah i all wise, He knows the future and the past. Salaam
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Do you see how long i laughed? that's how far allah will be from you when rapture takes place.
Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by analize701: 3:10pm On Nov 23, 2017
Splinz:
I did advised you to go find your ilks and tell them your tales?

Just do it. I'm not cut out for your useless babbling!
How did you get into this thread?
Christianity EtcRe: When To Keep Mute by analize701: 1:58pm On Nov 23, 2017
Julivas:
Laughing out loud. ....
Good morning and God bless.
I can understand you ma.
Julivas, this is not funny o. You need to put up a rebuttal to this. I know you to be a Christian. You have taken over The Christian Chat Box sticky and closed it down with Daily Open Heavens devotional. If the allegations NG is laying here are true, then it's not pleasant at all.

Did you do what she wrote?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701: 1:03pm On Nov 23, 2017
bolinjkezzy:
You must have done some research on it.....what's your conclusion
Allah and YHWH are to distinct entities. there are not the same. And, Isa is not the same as Jesus Christ. And Angel Gabriel of the Bible is not the being as Jibril of the koran
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701: 10:46am On Nov 23, 2017
bolinjkezzy:
And you are sure yours is the one true god abi?
All you need to do to know is research
Christianity EtcRe: Crap by analize701: 10:45am On Nov 23, 2017
LuciferBaby:
The name Lucifer has a good(positive) meaning na
I know right?
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On Rapture. by analize701: 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2017
Zenithpeak:
Great! On the lookout.......


Wish your phone fast and healthy charge. grin
on the other hand, i think i should let it be. no need. Let's wait out for Christ's return.
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On Rapture. by analize701: 9:32pm On Nov 22, 2017
Zenithpeak:
You don't even have any biblical evidence to support your claim and you are quick to mark the op down.
That's unfair..

I'm ready to discuss this topic because the idea of 7years tribulation that is generally accepted by large number of beliver is demonic.....
pls take it up with me. But will be when my battery is powered. I will give you that.
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On Rapture. by analize701: 9:30pm On Nov 22, 2017
Zenithpeak:
You are the one that is wrong here and anyone who believe the 7years tribulation heresy.

Show me 7years tribulation period from the Bible.

Note; I am a Christian...... I'm sure that is not in the Bible
Lolzzzz, you should started by asking the question before making the assertion.
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On Rapture. by analize701: 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2017
Incrizz:
This is my take on Rapture teachings.

2 Thessalonians Chapter 2:3 was talking about The Rapture and says,

"Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;"

...

Do you understand what that Scripture means?

The Rapture will not happen until the Antichrist has been revealed.

Meaning, The Antichrist would have already done his havoc before Christ appears; to take His people away!

Christ will not come a 3rd time to take batch2 of people away!

And when Christ comes and takes His people away i.e The Rapture,
what is left is, The Judgment.

So what am I saying?

I am saying that it is not Rapture then Antichrist but rather

Antichrist then Rapture!

So you see? A lot of Christians are not watching and praying against perdition and falling away because they are expecting Rapture first.

What Christ said to us, I say to all, WATCH AND PRAY!!

If you agree, then you may need to copy and share.

-copied
So, Christians will experience what Jesus revealed to Apostle John that will come upon the earth during the reign of the Antichrist?

Thank God you said it's your take. this is not what the Bible teaches.
Christianity EtcRe: Crap by analize701: 9:23pm On Nov 22, 2017
MrOnPoint:
But the Bible is not up to 2500yrs and it's still mentioned there. And who is Mulah
Pls don't honour that character with a response. Just treat him as you would a fly.
Christianity EtcRe: Crap by analize701: 9:19pm On Nov 22, 2017
LuciferBaby:
What is called hell fire is a state of experience on earth. Living in negativity is what the Christians termed to be hell fire and it is not eternal as popularly suggested
Which bran of Christianity terms living in negativity hellfire.

Really? i thought you said it is a state of negativity or a common grave, how come the fire there burns albeit, temporarily?

Guy, master this act more. You are still a baby in the hands of satan. Grow more before you begin your ministry of deception.
Christianity EtcRe: Crap by analize701: 9:15pm On Nov 22, 2017
LuciferBaby:
What is hell? Hell is the common grave. Try to enlighten yourself
This your moniker is ambiguous. Are you Lucifer's baby or Lucifer is your baby?
Christianity EtcRe: Crap by analize701: 9:14pm On Nov 22, 2017
LuciferBaby:
What is hell? Hell is the common grave. Try to enlighten yourself
Yet, you are Lucifer's baby. Sonofluc1fer, come and meet your sibling.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701: 8:59pm On Nov 22, 2017
bolinjkezzy:
And you know this how?
I made it my business to know if Christians and Muslims worship the same God, and in the course of my research, i found out loads of stuff.
Christianity EtcRe: Is it Provocative For Muslims To Call Jesus A "PROPHET" by analize701: 8:50pm On Nov 22, 2017
In other words, you just indicted allah for knowing that the books he gave to the Jews will be tampered with, yet he still left them for them to protect? And, you even still called it Allas book?

bahaushe1:
The Torah and the Gospel were entrusted to the Rabbis and the Priests. They were expected to judge among the people using them but they watched while evil people tempered with them.
Allaah said concerning that:
Oh the Torah and the Gospel were entrusted to the Rabbis and Priest? I thought allah said he gave the Gospel to Jesus?

Okay, these Torah and Gospel were given to the Jews not to Arabs yeah? Right! But as at when allah gave these books to the Jews, were there Arabs living on earth then? What were they using as guidance to judge themselves?

Now, pls courteously tell me who these evil men were who tampered with Allah's book under his watch. Who were they?
bahaushe1:
It was We who revealed the law (to Moses): therein was guidance and light. By its standard have been judged the Jews, by the prophets who bowed (as in Islam) to Allah's will, by the rabbis and the doctors of law: for to them was entrusted the protection of Allah's book, and they were witnesses thereto: therefore fear not men, but fear me, and sell not my signs for a miserable price. If any do fail to judge by (the light of) what Allah hath revealed, they are (no better than) Unbelievers. (Quran 5:44).
Who are the 'We?', i thought is one?


bahaushe1:
Why do not the rabbis and the doctors of Law forbid them from their (habit of) uttering sinful words and eating things forbidden? Evil indeed are their works. (Quran 5:63).
So almighty allah sat down and watched evil men destroyed his laws? the very laws he gave to guide the Jews to the truth? He left the Jews vulnerable in the hands of evil men and it took allah 600 yrears to propound another law, now for the Arabs leaving the Jews without any Law?
Isn't this ridiculous?

bahaushe1:
Whatever will happen on this life has been written down and it's knowledge is with Allaah. And Allaah doesn't fail in His promises.
In Other Words, allah had determined long ago to give the Jews the Torah and the Gospel which will be corrupt and allah will make them believe in them even when it's corrupt while he waits for 600 yrs to reveal another set of laws to the Arabs?

AGAIN, WHERE WERE THE ARABS WHEN ALLAH GAVE THESE LAWS TO THE JEWS? Biko, help me.

bahaushe1:
For your information, Allaah never revealed any book to Christians . Jesus (pbuh) was a Jew and he did not tell anybody that the name of his religion is Christianity
Lolzzzzzzz, so Jesus has a religion? So far, we have been cool headed, let's keep it like that.

Now, listen carefully. Jesus never put any ink to paper, never. He never wrote a book, not even the Jesus of the koran.

The Christians didn't give themselves that name. Haters like the Muslims used it as a disparaging and derogatory term to refer to the followers of Christ to stigmatize them, but they wore it proudly and the name stuck. Just like the Cross which was a symbol of shame was turned to a symbol of glory for us.

We joy in our tribulation dear.

And, for your information, Jesus never gave us a religion, He gave us a Kingdom (Sorry this will fly over your head). Just leave it at that.

quote author=bahaushe1 post=62622163]

Muhammad (pbuh) did not authored the Quran. It was revealed to him by Allaah[/quote]How could you tell that the revelations he got was from allah(i'm not in doubt that allah is satan tho). Moharmard was under a curse. A Sorcerer by name Labid bin Al A'sam, had cast a spell using enchantments against Moharmard, which caused him to see things which were not there.

How can you trust a man like that to tell the truth?

Moharmard was demons possessed and acted like a lunatic, how can his report be accepted as valid?

Besides, your claim is ridiculous. Moharmard never admitted to speaking directly with allah like the old prophets you guys claim are muslims did.

The prophets in the Torah allah claimed he gave to the Jews, God spoke directly to his prophets, except in very few occasions he sent an Angel, but with muharmard, Jibril (Jinn) delivered all the messages.

quote author=bahaushe1 post=62622163
It is He Who sent down to thee (step by step), in truth, the Book, confirming what went before it; and He sent down the Law (of Moses) and the Gospel (of Jesus) before this, as a guide to mankind, and He sent down the criterion (of judgment between right and wrong. Quran 3:3.[/quote]See, this is Allah's ridiculous claims which even him can not stand to validate.
What did allah confirm before sending the laws to Moses?

Is allah so dumb not to know that Jesus never wrote a book? Did Isa admitted to writing any book? Where is it?

Allah has to be very eratic just like his apostle.

He sent something forth which he confirmed before sending the laws to Moses, AT THAT TIME, HE TOTALLY FORGOT THE ARABS, then later he sent the Gospel to Jesus, which disappeared without a trace but lives inside the koran and in the heads of Muslims, then after 600yrs, HE TURNED AWAY FROM THE JEWS AND EMBRACED THE ARABS WITH A DIFFERENT BOOK

What an allah!

You only answered one out of the questions i asked. What divine power did allah give to the Jews to protect his book which they failed to apply?

We have the Holy Spirit and the Word of God is in itself Spirit.

You didn't address the part where allah decreed to give another book to the Arabs when he had given two already which had failed woefully.

Pls, where, when and to who did he make that decree? Pls bear in mind, it can't be to muhammed, because decrees are made before their enactment. He used Muhammad to enact that decree, so, when did he make the decree and to who?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701: 7:40pm On Nov 22, 2017
bolinjkezzy:
When her brain was shutting down, she was saying all kind of gibberish about meeting the prophet
The prophet (false) is in Hellfire, dudes in hellfire can not communicate with the living.

I didn't say that, the koran did. All muslims goes to hell when they die.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701:
bolinjkezzy:
What are you driving at with all these
Mohammard was under a demonic influence. He was never a prophet of God, at least not of YHWH.

He worked for satan.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do Muslim Women Cope? by analize701: 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2017
NLmember:
Am in no danger,thankfully.
I got out with common sense and actually reading the Quran.
We bless God for your life and safety.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do Muslim Women Cope? by analize701: 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2017
Someone said Mohammad's hatred for women was as a result of his mother abandoning him very early in life when his father died and his mom couldn't cater for him.
The guy scraped through the ground to eat while living with his grandfather who later died. He went to live with his uncle, who also died, at this point, he turn to the streets as an urchin.

Hunger made him hate his mom for forsaking him, hence; he turned on women. But he dared not do that with Kadijat his pay madam.

Mohammard was Satan's target from birth. Satan killed everyone who could love him and left him bereft, preparing him for the deathly job ahead.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do Muslim Women Cope? by analize701: 7:14pm On Nov 22, 2017
NLmember:
Yes thank God indeed grin
How did you get out? Aren't you in danger of being killed by these people?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701:
bolinjkezzy:
From what I heard n saw....my grandma
Lolzzzzzzzzzz. Your grand Ma saw Mohammard?

What did he say to her?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Says There Is No Heaven Nor Hell by analize701: 7:04pm On Nov 22, 2017
bolinjkezzy:
He didn't appear appear...people(Muslims) on verge of dying do claim to see him
Oh. that's not the same nah. Mohammard has never appeared to any Muslim, and allah spoke to mohamard through Jibril only, not to anyone else. And since Mohammard died, allah died with him.

It's on record that Moharmaed was bewitched by a native doctor which caused him to hallucinate about seeing things which were not there.

So, his claims of seeing Angel Jibril can be contested.
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 6:20pm On Nov 22, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Thanks for this new details you just exposed me to.
You are welcome sir.
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 6:18pm On Nov 22, 2017
NLmember:
No he won't have married her, he needed her money to gain financial clout and influence in his evil self aggrandizing mission. Funny how he hated women and oppressed them but he used a woman's money to make a name for himself.
My point exactly.
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 4:48pm On Nov 22, 2017
Rashduct4luv:
Where is the proof he married for money? Where are the proofs for all your claims? Everything i have said have proofs.

I believe if i tell the truth no curse can affect me.

You can't be cursed? Why are you afraid of curses if you spoke the truth?

Rev 21:18 ...all liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone...

Jesus died for your sins so u can keep lieing and keep sinning. I think i would stop arguing with you here!

Do not mind to quote me again co i wont reply.
You dodge my question. DID MUHAMMARD MARRY KADIJAT FOR LOVE? IF SHE WAS POOR, WOULD MOHAMMARD HAD MARRIED HER?
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Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 2:37pm On Nov 22, 2017
Rashduct4luv:
1. If your YHWH is against drunkenness then why give a mandate to a drunkard? Can you employ a thief if you knew he steals? I think YHWH makes mistake in this regard.

2. what is the Purpose of Killing Lot's wife and not killing the daughters? YHWH does not know the future.

3. Do you know that Muhammed had sex with Fatima his favorite daughter? Bring an evidence for this your lie or you will perish. A false witness will not go unpunished, and whoever pours out lies will perish. Proverbs 19:9

4. Paul, Jesus and John did not marry because they don't have time for it. They never lived long. Their lives were cut short.

Maybe they forgot YHWH said "Be fruitful and Multiply". There can be a lot of reasons i can tell you.
This is responsible for Muhammad's perversion?
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2017
Rashduct4luv:
When i say you are ignorant you say i am wrong! Now see you quoting Hadith and calling it Qur'an!

Until you stop this lies i will keep cursing you! may you perish for this lies! May you perish for all this lies you have no prove for!
Will you answer my questions or i shd repeat my shelf?
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2017
Hahahahahahhahaha. How did i forget that you are just like your master? Muhammed died cursing Christians and Jews and you guys took it up from there.

You curse us 5 times a day in your salat, yet Christians and Jews are still better than you Muslims by all standards. Go on, curse away.

The Bible you quote from, haven you seen where it's written that i can't be cursed? lolzzzzzzzzz.

Hey, Listen, i'm not a muslim who curses work against, i'm a Christian, the beloved of the Lord and no man can curse whom God has blessed.

Rashduct4luv:
Bring an authentic evidence for this claim that he married her at 45yrs
Hasn't logicmind given you that? Albagaghi has also given you that. Stop wasting time and curse me already.
Rashduct4luv:
If you can not find any authentic evidence on this age, then you are a liar!
For putting Authentic' as a clause, i won't give you any, not because i can't, because i can easily Google it, but if i do, you say it's not authentic, so do your worst.

[quote author=Rashduct4luv post=62612187]Proverbs 19:9 says :A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish. [/b][/color] May you perish with your lies.Ameen
What is the lie? That Muhammed, a post adolescent man, a street urchin married a woman old enough to be his mother for her money? is this a lie?

I don't need to Curse because you are already cursed.
The curse of the LORD is in the house of the wicked: but he blesseth the habitation of the just.
Proverbs:3:33

You wake every day for no reason and lay curses on
Christians and Jews 5times everyday. Only witches and Wizards lay curses on people. What does that make you?

This is your potion.

As you loved cursing, so let it come unto you: as you delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from you
Psalm:109:17
As you cloth youself with cursing like as with your garment, so let it come into your bowels like water, and like oil into your bones.
Psalm:109:18

[bLet it be unto You ( Rashduct4luv) as the garment which covereth you, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.[/b]
Psalm:109:19.


Rashduct4luv:
You are so Ignorant. Our Prophet was well know as a trustworthy and honest person, even all his enemies acknowledged this. But the fools today call him pedophile and gigolo based on their own present
lolzzzzzzzzzz. Honest man who entered into a treaty with his neighbors that they will live together peacefully, but at night h rose up broke his primises and killed 900 men in one day?

you shd be ashamed of yourself for protecting this mad man.


Rashduct4luv:
Our Prophet never married other wives till Khadijah died! It was authentically recorded that the Prophet loved her and had all his children from her except one.
lolzzzzz, him for marry other wives bring for house wey dem marry am put abi? He was the wife and Kadijah was the husband. where would he have married the wives a kept?

Immediately she died, how many wives did he marry at once? all people's wives. The guy had inferiority complex, he couldn't go for a fresh girl.

Rashduct4luv:
I will keep cursing you if you lie.
keep cursing yourself. i can't be cursed. All back to you.

Your demons shall ravish and turn you to pieces.
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 1:38pm On Nov 22, 2017
Rashduct4luv:
Are u reading a different post or just bewildered? Can you explain how he was bewitched or what really happened if you even know anything. Ignorance kills pls learn up. Our Prophet was human just as Jesus christ is.
Are you kidding? If you seriously claim that Muhammed was a man like every other prophets, can you pls mention one other prophets who was under a curse or bewitched by demons?

Those prophets were men alright, but which of them could satan possess?

You even had the effrontery to mention Jesus. Jesus cast demons off people effortlessly.

Why don't you Muslims eat Pork till today? isn't it becos Waraqa told Muhammed that Jesus cast demons into pigs? Being tormented by demons already, he felt demons were still in pigs and who ever ate them will be possessed.

Guy, don't follow a mad demon possessed maniac to hellfire o.

A man called Labid bin al-A'sam from the tribe of Bani Zaraiq worked magic on Allah's Apostle till Allah's Apostle started imagining that he had done a thing that he had not really done. . .(Sahih Al-Bukhari: Volume 7, Book 71, Number 658).

And:“Narrated Aisha:Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not. . .” (Sahih Al-Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660).


Is this in your koran or we fabricated it?

So your prophet was a mere man, how then is he the best man who ever lived?

@Rashduct4luv, believe me, you are far better than that possessed Arab called muhammed. Here is why i say this.

I certain that you have never masturbated using the thighs of a six yrs old.

Have you killed anyone because he'll not believe in allah before?

Have you raped a 9yrs old girl?

Have you killed an entire family and took a day old bride and raped her the same day you killed her husband?

Are you a pathological liar?

Have you lusted over another man's wife, engineered their divorce then turn around and marry his wife?

Are you a gigolo, an high way robber, petty thief, slaves owner, kidnapper and demons possessed?

No, so, you and Muhammad, who shd be a prophet?
Christianity EtcRe: Muhammad's Opinions:were They Divine Revelations From Allah?� by analize701: 1:19pm On Nov 22, 2017
mujahid777:
Moses taken bodily into heaven grin
You don't even know your bible.
Anyways,whether you think He died or not,their are numerous other biblical personalities as examples.Unless you think all biblical prophets ascended to heaven.
Lolzzzzzz. Muhammed who allah does everything for as he wanted allah to, was not raised from the dead. Now, why will allah forget to do that? He snatched isa into heaven deceiving the Jews, Romans and Mary his mother ans even his Apostles to believe a lie, but abandoned his favourite apostle to get rotten on the ground. What an allah. Hmmm.

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