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APCsupporter:
I'm a good Muslim and I believe in all that I mentioned but you, a christian, asking for scientific proof is pure hypocrisy

Oh yes, here is a good muslim who can tell us why muhammed died but his Peni.s did not die wirh him. Go ahead tell us good muslim.

APCsupporter:
If that's the case then go and create a path in the red sea. Since it has to happen everyday. Nansense

I mentioned you to come clear sone issues up, i never saq you, Now here you are. If not that i wld derail this thread, i would asked you those questions here.

Farmerforlife:
Of course, Allah makes it clear to us that Satan is our avowed enemy. He then gave us very clear details of how Satan plans his war on us, and how to overcome his plots. the Bible gives little or no clarification about Satan, which is why Christians believe that Satan is the one who withholds blessing, brings death and sickness and goes after people's worldly comforts. This is a fallacy, Satan couldn't care less how rich or poor you are, he just wants you in hell. By claiming that Satan can control your affairs, you make him more powerful than God.

High is Allah above all that they ascribe to Him.

Pls i need in clear details how shaytan plans his war agaisnt muslims.

Blackfire:
ask the mumuni why those powerful jinns always wait for him in the toilet.

do u know there is female and male jinns?
ask the guy and watch him disappear.

And the Jinns shit on their noses.

Farmerforlife:
Of course I am. I am zealous to enjoy all the bounties provided by my Lord. Remember that we are there for ever.

Lemme ask u diz. This pleasures, it seems to sound like only those who kill and die in the course of allah (Jihad) are entitled to the pleasures in paradise, (i could be wrong). But, what about the so called moderate muslims who do not kill for allah, are they also entitled to this pleasures?

You are anticipating this pleasures, how many people have you killed for allah?

Farmerforlife:
Of course, Allah makes it clear to us that Satan is our avowed enemy. He then gave us very clear details of how Satan plans his war on us, and how to overcome his plots. the Bible gives little or no clarification about Satan, which is why Christians believe that Satan is the one who withholds blessing, brings death and sickness and goes after people's worldly comforts. This is a fallacy, Satan couldn't care less how rich or poor you are, he just wants you in hell. By claiming that Satan can control your affairs, you make him more powerful than God.

High is Allah above all that they ascribe to Him.

Going by your assertion, it therefore means Allah is not Yahweh?

Farmerforlife:
No, the story that Satan was an angel is a Christian myth. The best ploy Satan has had amongst Christians is that they have no idea of his nature, and how he works. Demons are not fallen angels. They are just the evil ones among the jinn.

That's according to the koran not the Bible.

Amberon:
Wow.. This is a new low for Islam.

They are so ashamed of this, they will never mention it. Even allah was ashamed he Cast a spell on the men present to give Mo a bath. He made them fall a sleep until his wives were done bathing the eternal pervert.

Ranchhoddas:
How come you are so knowledgable about Islam? The religion bores me silly.

We grew up being told we serve the same God, so made out time to know.

Farmerforlife:
I have told you to refrain from lewdnesd if you want me to answer your mentions.

Jinn are not, and never were angels. That is a christian myth. Jinn are parallel creatures created before mankind, with powers that we do not have. They were in control of the world before us, but they were even more incapable. For this reason, God put us there.




Your hypocrisy is astonishing. While you engage in obscene and lewd talk on the internet (as your customised substitute for logical reasoning), you pretend to be righteously outraged at the Muslim Paradise where lawful sex takes place by permission of our Creator. It leads me to believe that it is not the Muslim idea of Paradise that you are at odds with, but Islam itself. In any case, you need not stress yourself over it, hating stress as you do. Your issues with the Muslim Paradise are mute since you are assuredly not going to be there while holding your current state of unbelief. If peradventure, He decides to guide you, your devil will permit you to see how great a reward paradise is. The Muslim paradise is only for those who wish to go there.

Yes, there are many other rewards in the Muslim paradise, the greatest being the ability to look upon our Lord. Anti Muslim pundits tend to be fixated on the physical stuff more often though, which is why these are always mentioned.

What? Jinns are Christian's myths? We don't have jinns in Christianity sir. Jinns are Islamic. We know demons and they are Fallen demons. They were never created to inhabit the earth before us. Man was the first and will be the last inhabitant of planer earth.

Islam is a joke.

Adegoketheking:
Lolz.

so alah does not have a greater reward than pussee and alcohol? mayan? I though alah was better than man

you believe being a porn star till eternity is the reward you'll get? Choi in no go use laugh kill me. in too like fvck haba...

I just imagine Islamic paradise and it's going to be fun. but in your dream.

remove your heard from the Arab god's asz my friend. it will be more better you even follow the gods of your forefathers not this one imposed on you by a war lord danfodio.

wake up and stop dreaming of spiritual 70 virgins and Jack Daniels

Have you disvirgined a girl before? How long does it take to gain free access and start reaping the fruit of your labour? Then accoding to allah, anytime you sweat and disvirgin one, and pass to the next one, hoping as you come back to that one, it'll be fun, but on getting back, you find her all sealed up again. As good as new.

These muslims do not see how much allah hates them. All their eternal life shall be spent trying to disvirgin 72 vurgins that never stay disvirgined. When then do they start enjoying the aex when all they do is disvirgin demons?

WTH?

EyeHateGod:
Is Homosexuality Allowed In Heaven?

Here you go.

(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."



It is common in Arabic poetry to glorify homosexuality, take their famous poet Abu Nuwas:


O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it--
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your LovePeddler who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils

udatso:
So a Christian's life on earth is to worship God and sing praises to the lord. And his reward for doing this is to further worship and sing praises In the presence of God for eternity? And you actually see sense in this?
I don't see how eternally singing praises is a reward. It's actually a form of worship. You might not like the nature of Islamic paradise but I do and it makes perfect sense to me and that's all that matters.



Farmerforlife it's been a long time. How are you doing brother

Yes, as much as that may sound strange to your sentual mind, its true. In this world, we are made to endure hardship, persecution from the rebels, be killed by muslims.
Here sickness ravishes our bodies, we hunger and thirst. Here we watch helplessly as our loved ones die. Here we grow old and die, none of these things shall plague us anymore when we get to Yahweh's paradise.
We are not prohibitted from having sex here. That is why God created male and female and said, "go into the world and multiply". He knows we have to have sex to multiply. He even told us to enjoy the wives of our youth.

We are not prohibited from drinking alcohol. He is against drunkenness, not drinking.

He wants us to eat good food, but not to be gluttons.

He has given us everything which pertains to life and godliness to enjoy here on earth. Heaven is a solemn places to enjoy the presence of God.

If i hear you say Yahweh and allah are the same again.

alfarouq:
Good question, now let me ask you one where were you manufactured

We weren't manufactured, we were created. Except you want to say, allah creates 72virgins immidiately he creates one man on earth. That will bring us to the question of, What happens to the virgins if their future sex mechine dies at birth or as children?

Or, it doesn't matter whether they are babbies or not, all muslims males will have virgins?

And, what about embecilic muslim males? The blind, cripple, madmen, will they all be entitled to virgins, seeing muhammed hated the cripple, blind and the disabled?

Wait oo. Will black muslims have the same number of virgins like the Arab men? because the Arabs dispises you black people. Muhammed hated your skin colour like a pleague.

Are you sure?

Adegoketheking:
so why didn't he just create us like angels? so we can just all be saved and fvck till eternity? I still don't see the need For test here. it's unfair creating angels perfect and create us imperfect. alah must be high on virgin pussee juice.

Pls ask him how many virgins the Angels have right now? Or they are not entitled to eternal sex? After all they are eternal beings too.

Adegoketheking:
OK there they said things of the flesh would not be practised. just singing and enjoying god's presence makes more sense..

but you Lolz spirit fvcking spiritual virgin. drinking spiritual wine.

how many virgins will alah get? maybe 10million with multiple deeck looolz alah must be a pervert too

Yes indeed. Allah is a pervert (I hope you know allah is muhammed?)
He has young boys for the homosexuals too.

Farmerforlife:
There are no authentic narrations that state precisely the number of women given to individuals in Paradise. We hope for as many as possible. Why limit it to 72? Paradise is an aggregation of all that we enjoy here on earth, heightened and magnified thousands of times, as a reward for our faithfulness on earth. So yes, in as much as we enjoy the companionship of good friends, delicious food, tasty drinks and lawful sex on earth, we will enjoy them in unlimited quantities in Paradise.. insha Allah.

All people, men and women, obtain whatever they wish. If you are really with the Quran, you will see...

<<For them therein is all that they desire, for them therein, is all that they request, a gift from the All Forgiving, Most Merciful>>
surat Fussilat.

So, everyone; whether male or female will be granted ANYTHING that they desire.

As for your other comments, they show lack of a broad view, and petty analysis from a worldly perspective. There is neither drunkenness, nor jealousy, nor sickness, nor death in Paradise. There is no need for prayers or spirituality. All deeds are unnecessary, for those are tests for this world alone. If a man of paradise is preoccupied with the rewards that God has bestowed upon him, then he has earned it. All we need to do in Paradise is to enjoy His bounty, in the companionship of those faithful men and women, who submitted in obedience to His Will since the creation of mankind.

I hope that you are more enlightened now.

Ohhhhkay. But they will be sexual desire, lust and a huge appitite for gluttonny and orgies?

Allah's Paradise through.

With all these disparities, if one still believes that Yahweh and allah are the same Deities...

I'll be damned.

flamingREED:
Hehes.


Okies.

Yes ke.

Talasuma:
If you put too much mind for religion matter, na confirm free madness. Wey go pass Terry G own.
Cus some records in both Holy Books is incomplete.

For example, during the time of Adam, he had two sons, Cain and Abel, where did Cain's wife come from? Cus it wasn't recorded that she was created or born.

Open a thread and mention me, we shall deal with that. For now, FOCUS or you a ban for derailment.

truthmans2012:
The Qur'an and Hadith claim that the moon was miraculously split into two pieces and then, presumably, put back together again. There is absolutely no scientific evidence whatsoever that the moon has ever been split into two. Since the moon is visible to half the planet at any given time, we should expect to see numerous accounts from different parts of the world attesting to this event if it actually happened. The Romans, Greeks, Egyptians, Persians, Chinese and Indians had avid astronomers who should have seen this event and recorded it in their histories. The absence of historical record from other civilizations, contemporary to Muhammad, is a strong indication that this event never happened.

But of course he did split the moon, that is why Islam has half of the splitted moon as its symbol.

flamingREED:
You're female?

Has never been anything else.

hopefulLandlord:
because I know The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god

others are fake

he just appeared to me minutes ago to reveal himself to me

telling me he has a beer volcano and stripper factory awaiting me in afterlife

I've told you many times why I bash every god idea, I hate repeating myself
maybe you should go through my posts again to refresh your memory

This is the kind of emptiness an intelligent and reasonable Christian lady with her right senses will think of marrying becos he has sperms? Shaking my very sesible head.

4everGod1:
Kolomentally kolomental....Smh

You even tried to read and reply what he wrote. I don't.

Amberon:
Christianity must really give you sleepless nights. In less than two hours you already made five anti Christian threads. You're losing so much sleep on christianity.

The guy has ulcers already. We are a serious threat to this devil worshippers.

Amberon:
Oh my Word!! Really?

I didn't know that. No wonder Patience Jonathan said "Ojukwu" is dead but his manhood lives on". Maybe she got the inspiration from Mohammed.

Yes indeed, its true. Because of that they bath him in preparation for his burial with his clothes on.

Ali (The husband of Muhammad's favirite daughter Fatima) had exclaimed, " O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky! "

By Allah, we did not know whether we should take off the clothes of the Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) as we took off the clothes of our dead, or wash him while his clothes were on him. When they (the people) differed among themselves, Allah cast slumber over them until every one of them had put his chin on his chest.
Then a speaker spoke from a side of the house, and they did not know who he was: Wash the Prophet (peace be upon him) while his clothes are on him. So they stood round the Prophet (peace be upon him) and washed him while he had his shirt on him. They poured water on his shirt, and rubbed him with his shirt and not with their hands...
Abu Dawud 20:3135

The situation was so embarraasing even to allah that he (allah) had to cast a spell on those present to cover the shame of his prophet.

Allah casts spells on people. Can you bit this?

This is a man i am to believe in and go ahead to kill people for.

flamingREED:
What if in the end you find out that there was God all along?

To be on the safe side, it's only logical to be a Christian.

Hehe, our Christian sisters,
Don't break our hearts.

Marry us.

Very much ready.

flamingREED:
As in,

If I wan go fellowship, she go hook me for tie say,

You son of a non-existent sky *man,
Where is the $300 I asked for?

flamingREED:
1 Corinthians 7
39 The wife is bound by the law as long as her husband liveth; but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; ONLY IN THE LORD.

Thank you.

keenn:
let me elucidate on this

once I meet a gorgeous lady I adore and wish intelligence strikes me, and we happen to discuss around faith and religion, I am quick to tell about my agnostic stand.

fine, the evil spirit looking with are u mad type of look, overwhelms her, in fact she get so disgusted.

but u would be surprise how easy it is to get into the very heart and core of these ladies that they get so vulnerable with your flirtations especially the religionist.

u would be so surprise how many 'I love you' have received on just first encounter or romance.

what strikes them about us really, thought I was the only one

And if they allow you kiss and have sex with them afterwards, you shd know they are just Christians by name.

I keep saying this, "Sitting in Church doesn't make One a Christian, more than sitting in a garage makes One a Car.
Sooooo many don't even know what it means to be a Christian, so i won't be surprised if the so called Christians are reigning 'I love yous' on you.

I have turn down many a guy who while claiming to be Christians came to me with pretentious marriage proposals, then tried to kiss and handle. I just know, they are occupiers, they are not seekers. I dont have time for time corrupters.

If i can turn down a supposed brother, what will an athiest possibly tell me to even make me stand a minute longer listening to him?

We know Christians in the face of heat. When persecution comes, the ones who remain standing, are the Christians.

aaronson:
I love your logic, Only God is love to give unconditional love but when I tend to give you mine, it's not accepted. How funny is that?

For you to even say this means you dont know what unconditional love means.

aaronson:
Stank thread like bad breath, Spits on ignorance of the op and people with like minds.

Why not educated christians against social division and whatever happened to that christiandom saying of "love thy neighbour as thyself".

It appears you dont know the different kinds of love.

Theres Romantic love =Husband and wife.


Philio kind of love= Family love= Brothers and Sisters.


Agape. Unconditional love = Christ to the Sinners.

Which one do you think i should have for you when am clearly commanded not to unequally yoke with you?

KingEbukasBlog:
Cc : Anas09

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Well, Ana is definitely not that babe.
Wait... Is pleatton alright. That guy could have bipolar.