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johnydon22:
i'm simply awe-struck by the imbecility of muslim belief... it's stupendous..

ClassicB, come and get Johnydon22, he is against your Chicken

The Babe want chop my head off as l laf her cock.

SalC:
Scroll up to my first post on the thread, the answer is there

It's boring man. I need activities.

Ranchhoddas:
How many times will I tell you I am not an atheist?

Oh sorry. Who are you?

johnydon22:
lmao no be small etum... bunch of shiit etum and yahweh... let both of em come get me some beer..

You already got his Recharge Card.

Aren't supprised you are almost the only commenter on your thread? Its so stupid. If you want to be the Devil's Advocate, you'd ve better done a good job of it. This here sucks.

SalC:
Yeah.

It's even funny to think that a snake visited the pope and he took it out for pizza.

Did the snake fly to Vatican, and how is it suppose to teach people what it learnt from Vatican.

Such news are meant to amuse people not like they are true.

And did you laf wen u read it?

Ranchhoddas:
Around 2500 total!8-)

Your atheism is really paying up then. Enjoy.

Ranchhoddas:
Lol. It was 4everGod with his FBI tactics that came to spoil the show. Now Otem no gree do again. And me dey roast badly.

How much recharge Card been don collect before?

otemanuduno:
See this liar o! Prophet of lie!
Okay na, if you need recharge card, you'll see it in abundance today, Johnydon22, Hahn, Keandre, Realmindz, Seelurd, Muafrika2, Urahara, Mrzenographer, Pls make una come now, recharge cards is about to flow in. This prophet of yahweh(satan) is at it again, lying as usual.

I AM OTEM, ONE WHO HAS MORE POWER THAN Yahweh and all his followers. One who answers CHALLENGES IMMEDIATELY, UNLIKE YAHWEH THE DEAD GOD.


[size=20pt] Abeg you all should show face. Dinner is ready[/size]

Johnydon22 do you secretly worship eturm with this kid?
He is calling out the rebels to help him out. Hahahahahahaha. Apples fall close to Apple trees.

SalC:
Do you just want to post for the fun of it? Didn't you see the news is a satire and not real?

Are you sure of that?

IGWISE:
VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks.

“Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:

Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?
Come and tell mw that the Pope represents Christ.

IGWISE:
VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks.

“Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:

Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?

classicB:
Go and read your comment once again. "Muslims and their kind of miracles" how's that any of your Concern? I am a Christian but the truth is we don't mind our business. How sure are you that you are truly existing? Poking your nose where you are not wanted, keep existing if that is your own basis of existence.

You are indeed a Christian? Well, i hear the Voice of Esau but feel the hands of Jacob here.

Muslims are minding their business by killing Christians everywhere in the world?

I will never want to identidy with a Christian like you, you are the kind of christians who reveals where Christians are hiding for muslims to go in and kill.

You are rebuking me for saying the miracle is laughable? I guess you must have danced out your life as the muslims set homes on fire burning everyone inside. You must have cooked your favorite meal and ate as they threw bombed in churches.

You are worst than the muslims.

classicB:
Just shut up already! You would have been amazed at how wonderful God is if the her was found in a Christian environment and shouted Jesus before it got killed. I have seen threads created here to bash fellow Christians just becOs they Share different beliefs about certain things. Embrace your religion and let Muslims and atheist breathe

Are all muslims this slow?

Did you even read what you typed.

If you keep yourselves locked up in the NL kaaba Seun creates for you, trust me, you would never exist as far as am concern. Sincerely, if you'd keep your nose out of my bizness, you'd be as good as a vermin to me.

You and your atheists fellows, don't matter to me, and this is fact. It has never occured to me to go to Islamic section, what will l be looking for there?

Stay over there and watch me come looking for you.
Ewewww.

Geourahia.

justlove91:
faithfreedom2@gmail.com

Thanks. I appreciate.

Buharimustdie20:
:Dis it not you Christians that testified that Jesus appeared on a bread toast, the same shit,different toilets, rubbish

Lalalalalalala. Speak Pigin if e too hard.

classicB:
This type of comment is why the atheist will not stop parading Christian threads up and down, you keep rubbing people's religion and belief in their face and expect them to keep shut? What is your own with the kind of God they serve, you even used small "g" to show their God is lesser God right? Keep it up. You should be ashamed also that the christiandom is divided into various sections, you should be concerned more about that.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You really make me laf. Pls remind me again the last time JW rose up to kill Pentecoatals because they believe in Hellfire? Or when Anglicans rose up to kill Catholics because the believe in Mary as a Mother of God.
When you are done, pls tell me why the sunni's are killing Shi'ites everywhere? If Islam is done killing none Muslims, they will turn on tyemselves. The curse is working.

Am Christian and Proud. Without Christianity, Islam has no identity. Without Christianity atheists will commit suicide out of boredom. Have you finished knocking your head on the floor for the day? Get along with it.

A cock shouted abi na screamed allah kubaru before it was killed. Shey the chicken don go meet allah for him heaven ni? Funny you.

Gerrarahia.

joe4christ:
[b]You make your god look insecured to me, if he really created the universe and all that dwells in it, why then does it seems as if he is competing with his creation, how would a creator seems to be competing with his creation or rather what point is he trying to prove? If he thinks he is sovereign and supreme, who then is contending that with him, he gets angry with his creation according to the scripture (Bible) and takes things too personal and rather kill his creation cos they choose to worship idols they created out of their imaginary as a visual object which out of ignorance believe serves as a medium of reaching the supreme God.
I really don't see any wrong in that, your God is just insecured and childish as depicted by your scriptures.
He kills, yet ask his followers not to do same, he command the children of israelites to kill upon sighting their perceived enemies but reserve concubines from the spoils of the war as a reward for their loyalties, what kind of God does that?
He encourages homicides, slavery and all forms of evil as recorded by the scriptures especially in the old testament. And you tell me your God is good, what is practically good about him
I was once a devoted christians years back, you can see the evidence from my moniker, but not anymore, cos I've gotten to see how mean and much of a tyrant he is, an imperfect me would be a better God.
Nigeria is an example, despite the prayers and fasting embarked by both the church and mosque against boko haram, seeking your God's intervention, what did he do? He sat back and turn deaf ears to the sincere prayers of his people, he seems not interested in the affairs of the black nation - doesn't that depict a racist God who only seems to support his blood sucking israelites rather the black nation?
You worship a foreign God brought to you by the oppressors who oppressed your ancestors through colonialism and yet ascribe all glory to him for every success attained as a result of the sweat of your efforts and then condemn the mythical devil for your failures - What a pitiful way to live brainwashed and indoctrinated.
Wake up africans, my people. I only wish you all could see that religion is a mind controlling tool used by the whites to trap you all from advancing...[/b]

Like i said, you are a joke.

So if doctors that are burrowing what God has created can give an amputee another hand, why can't God the Creator give amputees another arms ?

Perhaps there is no God.

How old are you 10?

Dux01:
did u know that Elisha died from sickness.if you read the bible you will see how powerful he was.and his dead bones still raised the dead.it is not irony.there is normally a reason why such things happen.but you don't believe in God to know.

What is the name of the sickness that killed Elisha?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Chai, Muslims and their kind of miracles.

Very laughable.
You shd hide your face in shame for believing in a god who spoke to only one person since creation.

ifenes:
With all these threads you open I doubt you have much time for Jesus

You wouldnt know that this is service to God.

Why do you even care if he has time or not for Jesus? Has Jesus called you to complain?

winner01:
I dont do this solely for that purpose. I post this testimonies to the glory of God.
If this was a christian section, ill still post testimonies.

We dont give testimonies in church because of unbelievers.

Shout it loud. We don't give testimonies in church because of umbelievers.

winner01:
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Very recently I have been privileged to have met Steven Bancarz. What a remarkable man he is and what a powerful testimony he has! I really recommend checking out his video testimony of which I have shared with family and friends. He has also happily agreed to let me do an interview with him that I will be posting in the coming weeks.


The long story short, 23 year old Canadian and former New Age writer Steven Bancarz, who amassed a fortune from his New Age website, became a born-again Christian last year September. His goal is to now expose the dark philosophy of New Age Spirituality for what it really is, namely that of a spiritual deception.


Remarkably, having built his own website widely known as Spirit Science and Metaphysics as well as his own online presence, he was averaging 40 000 USD per month from ad revenue alone! Moreover, according to Bancarz the series Ancient Aliens had a significant impact on his religious views, “I can pinpoint it from having started when I was exposed to a program on the History Channel called “Ancient Aliens… It teaches ancient astronaut theory that mythologies and fables from the ancient world are really of ancient man being visited by extraterrestrial beings from outer space who they then describe as being gods.” According to Bancarz this is very much pertinent to New Age topics such as the non-locality of consciousness and information involving ancient wisdom. Having dabbled with this he also warmed up to philosophers who mostly engaged in matters pertaining to science and occultism, “That was right up my alley because it made me feel as though there was a method of spirituality and a method of living out ones spirituality that was confirmable through the scientific method, through science. And that made more sense to me holistically than any of the other world religions.”


Bancarz started his own Facebook page and also began writing popular and widely read articles on New Age spirituality. Not long afterwards did he make key connections in the online New Age community. His website and online writings were so widely read that from the ad revenue he was able able to purchase his own sports car and house at age 22! However, Bancarz tells us that towards the end of 2015 he had a dramatic personal experience with Jesus that fully transformed his life. One night on the balcony of the house he had purchased, he made a prayer out of his desperation,“Every ounce of my strength was ground to nothing, and I said ‘OK, that’s it. I’m done. I’m done playing games, God. I just want you. Jesus, I want you in your fullness… And that’s when I just fell at His feet.” After this radical experience he went on to glorify Jesus by shutting down his latest project for his website even though it would have brought in a hefty income from ad revenue alone. If one doubts his sincerity it would do well for her to know that Bancarz even went as far as to sell his house and sports car. Moreover, since he stopped writing New Age articles he had cut his profits by 97%.

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According to Bancarz God then led him to a local Pentecostal church at which he fully renounced his New Age philosophy and beliefs. He recalls that after the minister had begun praying for him he became dizzy and started breathing heavily. At one point he felt paralyzed from his elbows down to his wrists and hands. This, he believed, demonstrated the darkness in which he had been living as well as sharing with others. Bancarz, however, has truly been amazed at how God has used what was initially evil to advance his kingdom, “God is giving me the discerning of spirits to be able to rightly judge what material and what spirits are not of God, and to show me how to best expose them.”


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Bancarz had since been reading the Bible diligently and says that Christians must “hold everything up to the light of Scripture because all Scripture is God-breathed. And that [standard] is the Words of Jesus Christ Himself and the words of the Apostles themselves.” Bancarz’s message is thus clear. He wants to share with believers and unbelievers alike that God is truly knowable and that all of us can come into a personal relationship with him that is supernatural, “The minute that we encounter the living, breathing presence of the Holy Spirit everything changes. And I would encourage people to pursue that, to pursue God in His fullness and to seek Jesus as He really is rather than who we want Him to be. The minute that we do that it is His promise in scripture that He will make Himself known to us… you don’t need a certain level of intelligence, you don’t need to be in a certain state of consciousness, you don’t need a certain level of knowledge, all you need is a heart that hungers for the reality of God. And Jesus is the real deal.”


Bancarz leaves us with these amazing thoughts, “God is not some kind of energy blob. God is not some kind of impersonal force… or some kind of void. God is a personal being who loves you, sees you, and has a purpose for you, a will for you. And it is a promise from him that if you seek him diligently that he will reveal himself to you.”


I forward all readers to Bancarz’s new website, Exposing the New Age, which is a Christian apologetics effort that aims to expose New Age Spirituality and false claims made about Jesus Christ.



source:https://jamesbishopblog./2016/09/29/former-new-ager-steven-bancarzs-radical-conversion-to-follow-jesus/

Satan keep getting disappointments. Many more shall escape.

EyeHateGod:
Am damn serious what do u think NWO is mass control isnt that what ur religion is all about? Ever wonder y people worship pastors and go rather than the god or jesus they believe in? Even ready to storm anyone that talks anyhow about there pastor? What do u think the real function of a pastor is?

Yes Christian have been spending millions of dollars trying to prove jesus exist historically! How are they doing it excavation!

Are thiis school free?


Are medications free?

Are u trying to tell me only christians are involved in orphanage? Then u would have to answer the question of why we still have millions of homeless kids on the street

Can u provide evidence for this?

I dont know how many Atheist have?

Smh at you. Pls move along. You don't intrigue me.

KingEbukasBlog:
Dearie , you should not be concerned with what ignorant people say . I enjoy comments from atheists like him - it actually exposes their ignorance .

That is true.

gaffig:
Where do we start from?

Me sef tire.

EyeHateGod:
This Anas babe u funny die!

I wont be funny for long. Trust me on this.

EyeHateGod:
Why do u think christians have wasted millions of dollars trying to prove jesus historically exist? Instead of feeding the poor with it?

The NWO is Christianity! If u dont understand that yet well that ur problem n that NWO has been going on since the time of the messiah King david its all book work and besides what do u really think the muslims are actually fighting for?

So the NEW WORLD ORDER IS CHRISTIAN? am i talking to a kid?

Ranchhoddas:
How do they tag people on a comment. People have got to read this. Cc Hopefullandlord, Raphiemontella, Johnnydon22, EyehateGod, Donffdd, Kevoh, Sonoflucifer, KingEbukasblog ,SirWere, Deicide, Winner01 etc Make una help me tag the rest. My eyes have seen my ears

Like i said, you have no idea.

EyeHateGod:
Yes o and how is the business of loving an Imaginary being going? I hope its not getting u too deluded

Its going very well. If he were imaginary, i wouldnt have known about you. He told me about you and here you are. Isn't that amazing?