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ShaqFu:
I'm not responsible for your delusions, neither am I responsible for your frustrations, and heck I won't be responsible when you suffer from acute dementia just cos you're a christian militant who gets wet whenever she sees a man she can't convert.

preach to your bunch of hypocritical breathrens and learn to mind your gaddamn business while you're at it.

See? Your mind can never go away from a woman getting wet. Awwww. Islam has damaged you. Gerrarahia.

bolt000:
You didnt have to bring prophet muhammed into your childish rant. that was totally uncalled for. just saying.

And why not? Was he not the reason the world is the chaos it is in today?

What did i say that is not.correct?
The pervert knew only to kill people and have sex.

Goshen360. I thought you had left NL. Good to see you.

Me, i cant even break a long post segs by segs to answer it. This one u r explaining is level for me. Tanks anyways, i will come back when my phone ba3 is charhed. Thanks again.

Ranchhoddas:
www.nairaland.com/ranchhoddas/posts

Hold your peace, we are still here.

ShaqFu:
Oh keep kawyet you puny christian wannabe.

after your attempt to convert me to your fake hypocritical christian life failed, you became a self raving petty preacher of double standard and hypocrisy.

next time, stay away from threads that don't concern you.

Stop screeching vermin. I tried converting you? O my word. We dont need you. Go to your allahs paradise where you'd ve eternal erected peni.s, where you'll have sex externally.
Get the hell outa here.
Perverted muhammmed has eaten up ur brains.

alfarouq:
Dude is the funniest person I have come across on this forum. So you think after dedicating yourself to God's worship on earth, you will still go and continue the spirituality after, so what then is ones reward for doing what Allah commanded and staying away from what he prohibited.
In paradise, the only thing believers do is to enjoy, enjoy and enjoy, there is also no sickness, hunger and all those things which serve as a trial for man on earth, people eat and drink to enjoy not because they are hungry or thirsty, one does not become too full that he has to excrete, no menstruation etc t is the reward for living a good life and obeying Allah's commandment.
In paradise you do whatever your heart desire and nobody will ask you why you are doing that even though its not possible one of teach hers use to say when you are in paradise, if anybody told you this is what you should do and what you should not do or someone come and call you let's go for worship, please look for a whip and flog the person. This is just to emphasize that in paradise no any spirituality.
I will write about paradise and hell some other times insha Allah

Where will allah look when everyone is going to having sex, drink wine, have sex, drink more wine, have more sex. Where will allah keep his eyes. The guy go tire with porn. And na for ever oo.

Btw, what about the women muslims? Who services them? Or they all will just stand by watching their husbands get all the fun? What will u call that.

And, allah even provided young boys for the homo, yet here they pretend not to like homo. Allah makes sure no one gets left out except women.

Friendchoice.come in here. A case for you to answer.

Cessa0:
so u left all the troubles of the world. ... it's the Quran u nw saw to criticize ba?

Uve nt finished reading ur bible ohh. .. jst for d sake of creating a thread.. u came here to say nonsense.

Nw to the topic,

the holy books.. (The Qur'an nd Bible).. cnt jst b read by anyone. . these books if nt properly translated nd explained.. cn easily be misunderstood. just like u read t nd concluded on what d verses wer talkn abt... A Muslim cn also read d bible md make crazy conclusions. . bcoz they dnt bliv in t! do u get it?

u dnt jst start making assumptions like that.. pick ur bible nd read! leave the Muslims alone! u came to luk for trouble with ds thread u created.. if they com after u, everyone will say they're violent. . they're dis.. they're dt.. they no near u nw oh.


PRINCESSA

Say what you know, not what you dont. The Bible is read and understood by everyone, not like the koran which has other books writren by liars and perverts trying to explain the gibberish called koran.

Stevebamdex:
Oh, yes. Well, Muslim Paradise is described in the Quran in very plain words. And in surat Mouhammed, surat number 47, verse 15, and I am reading from the Quran, so anyone who is watching could go back to the Quran and make sure that I have said that, the description of Paradise which have been promised, it said in it are rivers of water that taste and smell of which are not changed. Rivers of milk, of which the taste never changes. Rivers of wine, delicious to those who drink. And rivers of clarified honey. There are in for them in every kind of fruit, and forgiveness from their lord. So in the Muslim Paradise you'll find rivers of waters, rivers of milk, and rivers of wine. The most interesting thing, that the Quran forbids drinking alcohol. It's forbidden in any Islamic society to drink alcohol. No whiskey, no wine permitted. But in Paradise it will not be bottles, it will be rivers. You drink, and you drink, and you drink, and you drink. One time I asked a Muslim friend, "How come?" The Quran says that wine is forbidden. If it's forbidden here, why it should be permitted there? He said, "For Allah to compensate us for what we did not do during our life on Earth."
Then you go to surat Al Tor, this is surat number 52. And beginning of verse 17, another description of the Paradise of the Muslims. "Verily, the pious (righteous people, good people, good Muslims) will be in gardens (Paradise means garden, you see), and the delight, enjoying in that which their lord has bestowed on them. And their lord saved them from the torment of the blazing fire, eat (Allah is telling to the Muslims) and drink with happiness because of what you used to do." Salvation here is by works, not by faith, or not by grace. "They would recline on beds, arranged in ranks, and we shall marry them to fair women with wide, lovely eyes." Oh, how many?
If you go to the Hadis, it is said it is between 70 and 100 women for each man. Is that the eternal life we are looking to? Is that what we want to enjoy in the after life? Women with lovely, wide eyes? 70? 100? One of the writers in Egypt wrote an article, one day, and he said, "Listen, if any Muslim will marry 70 or 100 women in heaven, in Paradise I mean, I am sorry, then he will be occupied from morning to evening to them. He will not have time to think about spiritual things, about God, about anything. Women around him..." And then he said, in a mocking way, "One woman is enough to this terrible life? You want hundred of them?" But this is the Muslim anticipating. When they die, they want milk, pure water, they don't have pure water, plenty of pure water; they have gas in Saudi Arabia, but not pure water, not easy, you see, milk, wine, and pure water. Women with wide, lovely eyes, and that is all of it.
And the most important thing is that man will sleep with these 70 or 100 women each day, and the next day they will turn to be virgins again. How come? This is what they say, that they will be virgins again, and again, and again. What kind of imagination is that, and what kind of paradise is that? And the question I ask is, "Well, all right. Men, you will enjoy 70 women. What about women? How many men they enjoy? Or is paradise for men only?? So, when you go and read the Quran, you will find out that the paradise of Islam is a sensual paradise. It is not a spiritual paradise..
So I am curiously asking this question from the muslims,are you hoping to have 72virgins,river of milk/honey and wine for yourself in allah's heaven?

You forfot to add what Abu Umama said in quran Pg351 (who even wrote the quran)... All the muslims in paradise will have an eternal errected peni.s that never softens. (Sunan Ibn Magah) Eaxh time they sleep with them(Virgins), they find them virgins again, (their cervix closes up again). The sensation you feel each time time you make love is utterly deliciius and out of this world, and were you to experience it on this earth, you'd faint.

Where is that Friendchoic? Come here and praise your perverted muhammed. This is the reason he died with his Peni.s errected.

Guys do you all know muhammed was buried with an errecred pen.is? The pervert couldnt even wait to cross over before he starts sex agaisn.

Cursed goat that muhammed. Of all the sex he had, he never had a living offspring, male or female to carry his name.

The curse of human race.

Ranchhoddas:
I have over four thousand posts on Nairaland, show me any one, JUST ONE that you can use to prove the highlighted.

I dont know how to go back retrieving posts, but not to worry, we are still here. I will call your attention soon enough.

FriendChoice:
I and APCsupporter will not attend to any of your questions, we don't answer questions, ask in this format.

Before Allah was born

What we attend to: are constructive questions with fact and verses to prove what you want to say. Not a mere blasphemies constructed by you.

Don't expect our reply:. Follow the links below, you will see how Christians ask questions with fact and how we respond

https://www.nairaland.com/3307953/questions-islam-need-frank-objective


https://www.nairaland.com/3383063/why-islam-like-there-other


We don't answer foolish questions thank you and bye bye. when you learn how to ask questions by following the links above, just like the way your other Christians brothers did with fact, then you can. mention us.


Up until then.

You mean you "can not" answer or you will not answer?

I saw you in a thread prancing about realising steam, proving to know when all you did was copy and paste. Come in here lets talk without copy poo from ignorant sites.
Get your head out of the kaaba let talks as humans and not.like programmed robots.

Why did Mohammed died but his peni.s remain errected?

Did you ask your imam that?

ShaqFu:
Oh you should learn to follow your own advice, as you can't seem to exist without minding your own business. isn't that why you get mind orgasm whenever you see a thread you don't like?

remember, without 'sinners' in the world, you guys are insignificant, so I'd say your very existence is tied to those who refuse to tow your dogmatic and archaic way of life.

that's why you guys will never be able to smell your own sh1t.

besides, who go about preaching Hell and death? this should provide a good answer to the emboldened.

WHY ARE you SO PAINED. HERE, LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, you ARE insignificant. For the last time, get a life. Am not responsible for your frustration.

Ranchhoddas:
From this lady's testimony I have faith (way larger than a mustard seed), I just need somebody that is 'charged' to speak to the 'mountain'--Be thou moved and...

You no go kee me this boi.

Ranchhoddas:
You don't get. I need just one declaration now. There is a situation I need resolved supernaturally.

And its suppose to happen like magic?
It requires your faith. God doesn't work for you. You go about maligning his name, now u want Him to just step in and turn things around? U don't even believ He exists.

Martinez19:
This could be make up.

You dont have to believe, its not for you.
Am blessed

ShaqFu:
You could have just passed and ignored the thread like many of your so called christians did.

the OP have the right to express himself just like you.

Hahahahahahaha. There you go again. "So called christians you call us", but you can never draw a breath without thinking about Chriatians. Without us you are nothing. Nobody will notice you exist without us.

Get a life.

johnydon22:
Seems you are all just over paranoid about atheist, insecure and obsessed.... MzMyColi just told her story and observation and automatically you have assumed she is an atheist.

How many atheists pray to guidian angels? she is is not an atheist and this shows you are really the confused one.

Atheist are not confused, you are just intimidated by them, you fuck_ing admire their guts - and hate the fact that they shove your ridiculous superstitions back to your face.

This man. Are you delibrately doing this or you for a fact want to say these things never happens to u or anyone around?
If you decide to lie to yourself by excusing these things, then, i have no words.

MizMyColi:
I had created a thread before now, where I sought opinions on an event that happened two years ago.

I woke up from sleep with this strange mark and after some time of praise and prayer with my friends it was gone.

Two-three days ago, I noticed some on my ankle. It should be a cause for trepidation, but it isn't.

Before now, I had prayed to my guardian angel to ensure that no bodily harm comes to me from extra terrestrial powers.
But here I am, with these three marks, neatly arranged on my ankle.

I've been wondering though.....

If a demon gets the chance to ever do harm to my body, why would it just be light, slightly (sometimes really) painful marks here and there Aren't Demons meant to be mean, like really mean?

Well, here's what happened actually.

Due to my present situation (a joyful one), I am mostly restless at Night. It's either I am touring all the beds in my house looking for sleep or I just sleep on the floor with pillows as my body guard.

On this fateful night, I used a mattress to sleep in our living room.
The mosquito bites were fantastic.
So I was asleep yes, but I woke up to see myself using the first toenail on my left foot to scratch my angle with all seriousness!
It hurt.

I could also see, in my sleepy state that the manner I was scratching followed a pattern.
Much later in the day, I saw that the marks had formed. I felt some relief knowing that it was self inflicted.

The major reason I'm creating this topic of for a mother @Jumaii who saw similar marks on her child.
Madam, let your heart know peace. It is either self inflicted or a skin condition that is neither contagious nor dangerous to your child.

I wish you well.

Let me try to get some sleep. If I can't, I will watch this latest episode of TheFlash...
*yawns* It's boring and should send me to sleep faster than sleeping tablet

Are you sure about that?

What about the ones that happens on someone's back, where your hands cant really get to?

I have never experience this, but i have a friend that this happens to often. she realises it when she's bathing, as her back hurts so much, she will always run to ask what was on her back? And there, long streaks marks.

You mean she keeps doing this to herself? What will you say she uses to do this to herself, because she couldn't have been doing that with her hands on her back.

Muhammed made allah up. There was never an allah, and there has never been allah since muhammed waa killed by a mere girl.

Ask yaself this. In your community arent there deities which a particular family or families are chosen and seperated by the gods to act as intermiduaries between them and the people?

How many generations has passed since those deities still speak to their worshippers through different human agents?

Is it not true that when a father or mother (the chief preist or preistess) dies, the gods chooses another from the family line to continue?

Even the demon worshippers have their demons speak to them, demons perform miracles(albeit fake) but they give their worshippers something to hold unto as an assurance that indeed their god is there.

How many people did allah talk to before muhammed was born? Was allah born when muhammed was born?

The very Op asks "If allah is Yahweh, why are the conducts and moral standards of his Prophets, Old and New differ from that of allah's only prophet?

Since muhammed died, how many people has allah spoken to?

Why is the koran full of commentators of " Allah's messenger said this, and Allah's messenger said that?", while the Prophets of Yahweh spoke exactly what Yahweh told them without commentators.

At what point did Yahweh become too shy to face his own prophets?

(Very important). Arabs claim muhammed was iliiterate so had to recite the Koran while his gang of armrubbers write. Which University did the proohets of Yahweh attend school which enabled them write what Yahweh showed them themslves.

Who wrote the koran, muhammed or his gang of 40 thieves?

Why did muhammed loved sex so much?

Is pedophilia no longer a sin just because mohammed was a pedophile?

Cc:Friendchoice, APCsupporter. Come in here and answer this.

Blackfire:
hey don't talk to her like that.

Let him talk. I have no expectations from any of these people.


Blackfire, you wronged me. Ur father passed and it was here i saw it through your post. I have not called you, because am hurt. Very hurt.

Ranchhoddas:
Get what?

Forget it man.
Enjoy being whatever you are.
You have a sound mind do whatever you feel is the best.
When its accountability time, i'll account for the time, talent, and opportunities given to me, not yours.

Sacluxpaint:
I know I got you maaturbating from the headline, sorry to disappoint I am not a satan evangelist.

You are not? Its very unlikely.

I almost stopped to have a convo with you over that trash you spewed up there. But, hey, what purpose will it serve talking to a die hard satanist? So, i skipped.

realmindz:
You have this strong conviction that u are on the right track..
Same with everyone with other faiths and beliefs.


And the question, what if u are eventually wrong? If there is an after life and u discover all these things u have so much put ur life 100% are wrong, I will be glad to see the awesome look of shock on ur face...

You might be shocked to death even in the afterlife .

Now another question,
only one faith and belief can be right eventually if there is an afterlife, this is less than 1% of the world population that has ever lived and shall ever live...

Now, if u were eventually wrong after life, do u think u deserve eternal damnation?

ok, if u were actually right, do u think the rest of humans (muslims, christians with other beliefs plus thousands of other religious beliefs) who thought to 100% assurance that they were on the right track and even felt pity for you while on earth that u were not treading on the right track deserve eternal damnation?

Didn't read.
Crawl back to where came out from.

Ranchhoddas:
Lol. Well it's better than for it the voice and hands to be that of Esau. Afterall Jacob got the blessing.

You dont get it right?

FriendChoice:
APCsupporter I have give them fair hearing for hours none have defend his/her Blasphemous word. If you read, some were forced to agree the word begotten should not be there, but they are afraid to come out publicly. APCsupporter thank you for joining me here. Bye everyone.

You are a true Muslim.
Shouldn't you let a neutral person be judge of your exploit? You talk, you judge yourself and award yourself.
What a man. You are just letting out empty hot air.

FriendChoice:
Because Allah has promised to guard it and no interpolation has been found. Concerning We. I have answered this before

Allahs promised to guard it yet you find a reason to abrogate what allahs are guading?

FriendChoice:
Our Creator did not beget son.

Say, "He is Allah , [who is] One. Allah , the Eternal Refuge. He neither begets nor is born. Nor is there to Him any equivalent." Qur'an 112

Wait, did you just say allah ia not Yahweh?

APCsupporter:
How have I been brainwashed? When I don't understand something, I ask my mallam and he explains it to me but in your case, they will just tell you that you have no holy spirit or even insult you if you point out contradictions and ask meaningful question.

Have you seen any of us attacking your threads? You can also create a thread on this section to criticize us. We didn't insult your god. We pointed out what the bible implies. Read the post keeeeaaaaaaarfully now

Ok, I will need you to go ask your malam why Muhammed died with erected pen.is, why his dic.k couldnt die with him.

Ask him why ordinary poison could kill the prophet allah.

Ask him, why allah or jibril never spoke to anyone else only muhammed, was he shy?

Ask him why muhammed was wearing women's before he receives revelations.

Ask him why muhammed died of a severed Aorta just the same way the allas said they would kill a false proohet.

Wen he answer you, you can come back, we will xintinue from there.

johnydon22:
Alright then i'll see you on the otherside then baby

You bet.

johnydon22:
Just stick around then - it's going to be a long ride babe... Just don't die before me ok?

If i die before you, i will make sure to wait for you on the other side.

Ranchhoddas:
As surprising as it might sound, I believe in the Divinity of Jesus Christ. I believe that makes me a Christian. The prefix before the Christian is what I am not sure of yet.

Actions speaks the loudest. Again, the voice if Jacob, the hands if Esau. But... What is my bizness? Forget i noticed.

oaroloye:
SHALOM!

I am a Born Again, Full-Gospel, Pentecostal Christian of 35 years' standing.

I am not affiliated with any Organized Christianity Group.

I hate lies, and am not greatly overjoyed with liars.



Your ignorance is astonishing.

Or are you saying that you use 2nd PETER 1:5-7 on people, without ever bothering to analyze what those terms mean?

"CHARITY" is translated from the Greek word "AGAPE," which is translated "LOVE" elsewhere.

Don't you have STRONG'S EXHAUSTIVE CONCORDANCE?

Nor YOUNG'S ANALYTICAL CONCORDANCE OF THE BIBLE?

I strongly (no pun intended) advise you to leave that dopey church you go to, and join a REAL Church- even MAKE ONE OF YOUR OWN.

The one you go to IS NOT HELPING YOU.

Sitting in church doesn't make you a christian more than sitting in a garage makes you a Car.

Sir, there's a difference between seeking God and working for God. When you seek God, you'd want to know Him, when you know Him, you'd want to please Him, at this stage, you'd know that you are like everyone else, a sinner, weak and needing help.

What i see in you is self righteousness, and self righteousness is PRIDE, and pride is the sole Weapon of Satan. If you have been sitting in Church for 35yrs and are still yet to deal with that Cancer called Pride, then... What can i say?

If Christ stood or stands on the pedestal you are standing right now, do you think you'd even be sitting in Church today?
Repent sir, repent.

johnydon22:
i will grab another one if it comes there is no big deal..... I'm good friends with you, we talk on phone and chat often and possibly might see soon..

and i think of you as a good close friend..

does this make me a co-worshipper of Yahweh with you?

Enjoy. Its a matter of time. I wish to know you till you die. And when i say this, i mean it.