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Health › Re: Please Help Diagnose This Scalp Disease (Disturbing Photos) by Ancecoker(m): 7:31pm On Jan 13, 2020
LadySarah:
It will not pass very tight hairstyles.
I might be wrong though. Just comb her hair and pack in buns with fancy bands.

Boil the red acalypha flower and bath her with it for one week, mion and night
This is very real o
Pls use the flower
Do not joke with it
It worked for my brother
Crime › Re: Female Secondary School Students Rape Their Biology Teacher by Ancecoker(m): 3:14pm On Jan 13, 2020
DonFreshmoney:
The girls must be hanged with a noose.

..... But the man should be grateful he was raped, I mean some of us would love to taste virgin pussies/young students tight kpekus but are scared of the hullabaloo that may surround it. Do you know what it means to be raped by female students?
O god this my guy don spoil show jor
He nor let me comment first
lipsrsealed
Crime › Re: Female Secondary School Students Rape Their Biology Teacher by Ancecoker(m): 3:13pm On Jan 13, 2020
DonFreshmoney:
The girls must be hanged with a noose.

..... But the man should be grateful he was raped, I mean some of us would love to taste virgin pussies/young students tight kpekus but are scared of the hullabaloo that may surround it. Do you know what it means to be raped by female students?
Ope o
Finally I be first to comment
Maybe the Bio teacher Na fine boy
grin
Crime › Re: 5 Female Secondary Students Rape Teacher To Coma In Ogun by Ancecoker(m): 3:25pm On Jan 09, 2020
GOZIEM2463:
Five secondary school girls within the age range of 16 to 18 have reportedly raped a Biology teacher [name withheld] to coma in ‎Ayetoro-Itele, a community in Ogun State.

News of the criminal act broke out Thursday morning when the man’s neighbor called the local police after he found the man helpless and near-lifeless in his room.
According the man’s neighbor, five school-age girls reportedly walked into the man’s room, a one room apartment, where the man teacher was recovering from undisclosed ailment.
The student, who were on mufti to hide their school identity, did not waste time to get down to ‘business’.
The unsuspecting teacher, who was certain they were students as the had notes and textbooks on them, wrongly imagined they came to pay him a quick-recovery visit.
In his feeble state and hasn’t been attending classes since resumption, however, he was easily overpowered as his co-tenants have all gone for their various trades, except the neighbour that called police.
Narrating the ordeal, the neighbour recounts to the police:
“I heard voices from inside his room, although faint, because our rooms are far apart.
“I thought he was merely having some conversation; I heard the moans too but who would think something like that would have happened.
“I found him naked few minutes after the girls left as I wanted to check on his health and so I called the attention of the nearest police.”
It was gathered that the man was immediately rushed to a nearby hospital and treatment has since commenced on him by doctors and nurses on duty.
Meanwhile, police said that investigation has began in earnest to fish out those behind the evil act.
When contacted, the school principal maintained that none of his students could have done that but police investigators are working with the school management to get to the root of the matter.

https://legitnewsblog..com/2020/01/5-female-secondary-students-rape.html
Lmao
This one gbenutan o
If you are a guy and you want this treatment
HIT LIKE
IF NO HIT SHARE
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed At Living Faith Church, Udu, Delta State (Photos) by Ancecoker(m): 10:19am On Jan 09, 2020
Naijaarchive:
A rare size of python was seen and killed at living Faith Church (winner's chapel) Udu Delta state on during their 21 days prayer and fasting programs as reported by a Facebook user (Ariyo Kemi).



https://m./88969890159?view=permalink&id=10163195993170160
Next on Program
MENU MENU MENU grin
Crime › Re: Police Searching For Criminal Who Sucks People’s Toes by Ancecoker(m): 9:25pm On Jan 08, 2020
massmediang:
Police searching for criminal who sneaks into people’s houses just to suck their toe while they sleep
This sounds wacky for a criminal who should be looking for belongings to steal. No, this man’s interest is just sucking victims toes.
Florida police are warning residents to be on the lookout for a criminal who has a thing for toes. He just sucks on said toes.
A Bradenton man sound asleep in the early morning hours on Dec. 24 awoke to find a stranger sucking on his toes.

According to the police report, the man’s toes were in the stranger’s mouth when he was awakened from his slumber.

When asked by the victim what the man was doing, the stranger replied that “he was there to suck toes.”

The victim immediately began throwing punches at the stranger in an attempt to remove the man from the home. During the melee, the toe-sucking suspect claimed to have a gun and tried to handle the victim’s “genital area,” according to The Smoking Gun.
The suspect fled the area after being pummeled by the victim, but not before he punched out the man’s front window and broke the windshield of his car after climbing atop the vehicle.
See details;
https://wakkinews.com/2020/01/08/police-searching-for-criminal-who-sneaks-into-peoples-houses-just-to-suck-their-toe-while-they-sleep/
If na toe then Na small thing grin
Buh if na John Thomas e Dey suck then serious gbege don burst be that
Lmao
Politics › Re: Qasem Soleimani: Buhari Keeps Mum Over Assassination Of General, 72 Hours After by Ancecoker(m): 8:02am On Jan 06, 2020
Crime › Re: For Android Users: The Two Most Important safety Tools You Must Not Joke With. by Ancecoker(m): 9:44pm On Jan 03, 2020
Burstscam:
Number #1
Google password:

@gmail.com's password is the most important key or tool to your safety online, guard it with all seriousness. Should you use easy password for everything else you register online, don't try it with your google password.

The reason why your google password is the most important is because, all other loggings are tied to it; access to your google account could mean access to all other accounts of yours.

When you create a gmail, you use it as your android ID. You can log into other accounts with it or use it as backup to other accounts like WhatsApp. All your activities online could be synchronized into your google account. See it as the main entrance to your house. Once access is gained, major parts of your house is open.

You can easily recover your other accounts using your gmail in the event that you forget their password or in a case of hack. But what happens when you loose your google account to hackers or you forget the password? That is where the second key/tool comes into play.

Number #2

Your phone number

Your phone number is as important as your google password. With your phone number, your google account can be accessed. This is done through recovery.

When you loose your google password, just go to recovery, then google will send you a reset code to the phone number attached to your google account through which you'll easily reset your password. A scammer with your phone number can easily do the same thing. So what would you do if you lost your phone number?

First, report to the nearest police station. Criminals might have actually collected the sim to use it for crime. Remember, security agencies can easily track a registered line to the owner; you would be held responsible for any crime committed with your line.

Secondly, contact your service provider ASAP. Retrieving the line (welcome back) as early as possible might prevent damages that could be done to your account. Remember too that your bank account might be linked/tied to your phone number, so act fast.

Activating SIM lock is a perfect way of securing your sim card in addition to using phone lock.

Do you have any difficulty with your google account? Tell us in the comment section, we'll help you.

https://burstscam.com/blog/2020/01/03/for-android-users-the-two-most-important-tools-you-must-not-joke-with/
angry
Should we now fry Tea?
How this one take affect the price of Nigeria Rice for market?
Crime › Re: Baby Wrap Inside Nylon, Found In A Dump Truck Alive. VIDEO by Ancecoker(m): 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2020
Nairafame1:
Wickedness! Baby Wrap inside nylon later found inside a dump truck alive.

Watch Video Below
https://www.nairafame.com/2020/01/baby-wrap-inside-nylon-found-in-dump.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Mynd44
Jesus embarassed
Poor baby
Sports › Re: Liverpool Go A Year Unbeaten In Premier League by Ancecoker(m): 1:07pm On Jan 03, 2020
Lisa4nairaland:
Liverpool go a year unbeaten in Premier League

Liverpool maintain 13-point lead at the top of premier league and go a year unbeaten as they beat Sheffield United at Anfield on Thursday.

A slice of good fortune enabled the Reds to take an early lead – George Baldock’s slip allowing Andy Robertson to set up Mohamed Salah for a simple close-range finish in just the fourth minute.

https://www.naijanewsgist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Liverpool-go-a-year-unbeaten-in-Premier-League-300x203.jpg
latest news

But there was nothing fortuitous about their win, which Sadio Mane sealed, finishing at the second attempt after being played in by Salah.

It maintains the Reds’ 13-point advantage at the top of the division after nearest rivals Leicester and Manchester City both won on New Year’s Day.

Jurgen Klopp’s side have dropped just two points from a possible 60 this season, BBC reports.

For Chris Wilder’s side, this was a second successive defeat, but they remain firmly in credit from the first half of their league campaign and sit eighth in the table, just two points off fifth.

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/01/02/liverpool-go-a-year-unbeaten-in-premier-league/
The premier league is overhyped jaare
They are not as good as people think
The media, FA and referees decides what they want.
Let’s talk about another thing jaare
Up Liverpool
They deserve it
Crime › Re: Breaking: Man competes with sex worker, dies after seventh round by Ancecoker(m): 3:48pm On Jan 02, 2020
oshozondii:
A man identified simply as Davy, died during a sex competition with a commercial sex worker in a brothel in Ejigbo area of Lagos.

Report had it that the deceased checked into Graceland Brothel located at 21, Moshalasi Street, Ejigbo Lagos, after having a bet of N50,000 with one of the commercial sex workers, Amaka, on who would surrender first from the sex competition.

A friend of the deceased who spoke on the condition of anonymity, disclosed that trouble started after the deceased had boasted among his friends that he could spend two hours on a lady without getting tired. He added that while the conversation was on , one of them dared him to challenge Amaka, the commercial sex worker, who was described as a champion in the game.

Amaka as gathered, had challenged some young men in similar competition and won. However, during Davy’s trial with her, he reportedly slumped while on the ‘seventh round’.

When contacted, the Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Elkana Bala, described the incident as a Sudden and Unnatural Death, adding that it occurred at about 12.45am on Sunday.
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/breaking-man-competes-with-sex-worker-dies-after-seventh-round/
Very funny grin
I go like know how NPF go take investigate this issue... At least no be the Asawo kill am.. Na just game Over
#WASTED shocked
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju Flown Abroad For Treatment After Brutal Beating by Ancecoker(m): 3:30pm On Dec 25, 2019
Education › Re: Segun Ajiboye: 19,273 Teachers Failed Qualifying Test by Ancecoker(m): 7:15am On Dec 23, 2019
valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://punchng.com/19273-teachers-failed-qualifying-test-trcn-registrar/
What a wicked govt we have in Nigeria.
On top how much salary? shocked
It’s a thing to graduate while it’s another thing to secure a job..
I just pray God blesses us in this country
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde To Pay 13th-Month Salary, Still Using His Private Car by Ancecoker(m): 6:08pm On Dec 22, 2019
Crime › Re: Drama As DSS Arrests And Detains Popular Akure Pastor Over Missing Child by Ancecoker(m): 8:11pm On Dec 18, 2019
Chrisdada16:
The child has been found died this morning within the church premises
FAKE NEWS
shocked
Crime › Re: Marlian Seen Chilling On A Police Vehicle With A Stick Of Weed In His Hand. PICX by Ancecoker(m): 5:53pm On Dec 18, 2019
nairafame:
Lol... And are you there??
Ask him o
Arsenal fan
Christianity Etc › Re: Alfa Babatunde: Youths Burn Sotitobire Miracle Church In Akure Over Death Of Boy by Ancecoker(m):
Wayne4uall:
Some angry youths on Wednesday burnt down Sotitobire Miracle Church in Akure Ondo state

The church was set on fire after the corpse of a year old boy declared missing in the church some week ago was exhumed.
Founder of the church, Prophet Alfa Babatunde has also been arrested.

He is reported to be currently in the custody of the Department of State Security(DSS) in Akure, Ondo State capital.

Details shortly…


https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-angry-youths-burn-sotitobire-miracle-church-in-akure/
Crime › Re: The Boy That Went Missing In Sotitobire Church Akure Few Weeks Back Found Dead by Ancecoker(m):
shogsman:
The boy that was pronounced missing in sotitobire church in ijoka,Akure was reportedly found dead in the church premises this morning, the owner of the church has been carted away by the police while people in their hundreds unleash mayhem to the church.
Crime › Re: Hacked: How To Delete Hacked Facebook Account by Ancecoker(m): 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2019
TheGoodJoe:
My colleague's Facebook account got hacked by online scammers and using her account to scam people. They also got her scammed and they are on a scamming frenzy using her profile.

Is there a way to delete the account?
I Dey vex......
Why you go post this kin thing nw

Hit LIKE to Delete and Hit SHARE to REPORT
shocked
Crime › Re: Married Woman, Lover Get Stuck After Husband Places "Charm" On Her (video) by Ancecoker(m): 9:06pm On Dec 16, 2019
Chiomablog:
Nigerian relationship expert, Joro Olumofin shared a video of a married woman and her lover, who got stuck while having sex.

The woman’s husband had placed a charm, popularly known as Magun which literally means “do not climb.”The charm has been used for centuries to catch a wife who has an extra-marital affair or to put a promiscuous woman in check.

The man had been suspecting his wife was involved in extra marital affairs so he went ahead to put the charm on her.

According to the husband, he called one of his friends in Benin republic, who introduced him to a native doctor. The charm was pretty effective as the lady and her lover got stuck and caught in the act.

In the video, the woman, who could be seen crying bitterly, had brought her side lover to her matrimonial home to have sexual intercourse with the mindset that her husband was away, not knowing that her husband was around and he said they will all have to go to the police station to resolve the issue.

Watch Video here - https:///v9zjgvq
SOURCE: https://chiomablog.com/married-woman-lover-get-stuck-after-husband-places-charm-on-her-video/
To unlock them hit LIKE— To Jam lock Hit SHARE grin
Crime › Re: I prefer death to imprisonment – Teenager who set girlfriend ablaze by Ancecoker(m): 9:47pm On Dec 15, 2019
HisRoyalHardnes:
Chai! Is all I can spare.
Hit like if you support JAIL and Hit SHARE if you think Death is better for him...

The most important thing is RIP to the Dead
I wish the guy had a second chance
He sounds naive and straightforward
But...
Crime › Re: MEET The World's Dirtiest Man Who Hasn't Bathed In 60 Years (PHOTOS/VIDEO) I by Ancecoker(m): 9:21pm On Dec 15, 2019
agukayode:
There’s been 3,120 Saturday bath nights since but soap has still not touched the hermit’s leather-like skin.
Once he claimed a group of young men tried to give him a shower but he escaped before the dreaded water touched him.
Local people say he suffered an emotional setback or a broken heart as a teenager and decided to spend the rest of his life alone in the wild.
To stay healthy he drinks five litres of water from a rusty oil can every day.
And while he might not wash very often he still believes grooming is important and occasionally trims his beard by burning it off over an open flame.
Hit like if Buhari is the problem... Also hit Share if you want same Buhari to solve his problem grin
Crime › Re: Newly Wedded Couple Commit Suicide Over Unpaid Wedding Debt by Ancecoker(m): 9:15pm On Dec 15, 2019
shakiez893:
News
Newly Wedded Couple Commit Suicide Over Unpaid Wedding Debt
December 15, 2019 Jupitagist 0 Comments
A twitter user identified as Tola reported saying a a newly wedded couple have committed suicide due to unpaid wedding debt.

She added that bride committed the suicidal act three days after the wedding and the groom drank sniper and died on the seventh day.

Tola tweeted

“A lady was indebted after wedding and killed herself after 3 days, the husband drank sniper too and he’s dead now. Today makes it 7 days after wedding. I’m still in shock!!! Come and see shouts here o. For the first time this year, I had tears in my eyes I’ve never believed it until what I saw this night. It was really a terrible scene, wife still dey mortuary sef”
Source: https://jupitagist.net/2019/12/15/newly-wedded-couple-commit-suicide-over-unpaid-wedding-debt
This one is too strong o tongue
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze 'Aki' Celebrates His 42nd Birthday With Cute Pictures by Ancecoker(m): 3:24pm On Dec 12, 2019
Bluezy13:
Congrats Aki
Congratulations Aki na Ukwa
Celebrities › Re: Orezi Survives Car Accident On Third Mainalnd Bridge, Injured by Ancecoker(m): 11:14am On Dec 08, 2019
CapitalHYC:
On Friday, December 6th, Nigerian singer, Orezi was involved in a car crash on the popular Third Mainland bridge in Lagos.

In a chat with LIB, the singer explained that he was rushing to meet up with a morning flight to Delta State for a performance so he took an Uber at about 5:30am in the morning and all of a sudden he woke up to a crash on Third Mainland bridge.

According to him, 'I was seated at the back when it happened and it seems i crash my jaw into the front seat so I lost consciousness and was just bleeding from everywhere. I still managed to make the flight after i got first aid but I'm fine now'.

See the video from the scene below...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5xSgjtn5KT/

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2019/12/photos-orezi-survives-car-crash-on-third-mainalnd-bridge-suffers-broken-jaw.html
Only God can do what No man can do Jehovah
Praise God kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Ancecoker(m): 9:56am On Dec 08, 2019
Donald95:
What other weird Testimony have you heard?
Only God can do what no man can do Jehovah
May His Name be praised forever
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by Ancecoker(m): 10:55pm On Dec 07, 2019
Mhen! Person don collect red card sha... f*ck shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s 9 ‘Bodyguards’ At Shiloh 2019 Spark Controversy Online by Ancecoker(m): 8:37pm On Dec 06, 2019
MGab25:
Bishop David Oyedepo, the founder and General Overseer of Living Faith Church a.k.a Winners’ Chapel who made headlines days ago after speaking out against the controversial hate speech bill, is on the news again after a photo of his alleged bodyguards went viral.

Oyedepo was spotted in the viral photo, surrounded by 9 men as he preached at his church’s annual programme ‘Shiloh’. The photo ignited mixed reactions as some social media user claimed the men are his bodyguards, while others defended the church leader; stating that the men are ushers stationed at the altar to control the crowd.

Twitter user @iam_Chisco1 who first shared his observation, tweeted “9 bodyguard protecting Bishop Oyedepo right in the alter of God…I wonder who he is actually afraid of when Jesus is by his side.”

Here are reactions to the tweet below;

@iam_selom tweeted: “More than 15 bodyguard protecting Bishop Oyedepo right in the alter of God…I wonder who he is actually afraid of when Jesus is by his side.”

@wainaina_john tweeted: “The social-religious facade messing Africa! Obviously, the 9 bodyguards are hired to keep all inane bigots surrounding him at bay. There’s no way success-hungry gullibles can mean well to a rich clergyman, moreso after offering hard-earned pennies to get hopefully instant miracles”

@ebube_iam tweeted: “They’re not bodyguards, they are called Protocols, they are from the Protocol department of the church. Even your political leaders have them. When last did you even go to church? Abi you just want to trend cos the stupid ones will join you in this thread”

@IGlare tweeted : “I see some fellows calling them ushers, try getting close to that ur bishop since he is ur pastor, and see the true meaning of Security guards. I have seen them manhandle worshippers when your Bishop is passing. Afterall he slapped a lady called her witch & you all hailed him.”

@tequaneV tweeted: “Those are crowd control unit members. I am one of them in my local assembly, it’s standard protocol in LFC worldwide to have CCU altar squad members standing when the Pastor in charge of the local assembly is preaching. don’t post trash dude”

@nonsookongwu tweeted: “Till tmr, my boss will always move with armed police people and crowd control team..after an experience he had preaching somewhere & he was almost suffocated by the crowd. In fact, those are his prime requirements if he must attend any programme. Call it what u want, baba is being safe”

@leyislee tweeted: “Nigeria has turned everyone to critics, we criticize everything even what we know nothing about or should care less about. Shiloh is going on and hundreds of thousands are there from so many countries. Order is needed. It’s not like that on Normal service days”

@enyola tweeted: “Protocol is English… if I approach that alter without invitation, will hey stop me from having access to him? If the answer is yes, they are part-time bodyguards and they are probably doing it for free so calling it ushers/protocol makes it sound like they are doing it for God.”

https://www.yugo.com.ng/bishop-oyedepos-9-bodyguards-at-shiloh-2019-sparks-controversy/
Blasphemy huh
May God forgive you
Celebrities › Re: Juliet Oluchi Ehiemere: Flavour Brainwashed & Slept With Me, Promising Me Heaven by Ancecoker(m): 3:38pm On Dec 06, 2019
lalasticlala:
Juliet Oluchi Ehiemere, the lady who claims she had a baby for Flavour has opened up on how Flavour allegedly slept with her without protection by promising her heaven and earth.

Read what she wrote below:



https://www.instagram.com/p/B5sbM64HX_O/
I am loving it grin
Health › Re: My Experience At Apata General Hospital Ibadan by Ancecoker(m): 10:44pm On Dec 04, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I'm confused...you went as early as 8pm on a Monday morning?

It's apparent they weren't so keen to attend to you and that is wrong on all standards,
They are already stigmatizing you....and it's not like you've even run the test.

But if your conduct there was just as incoherent as this your writeup, I won't blame them myself.

Just come and join me in Shiloh so that God can reupholster your dilapidating life.
The Lord who cured my madness can make you whole again.

Better still, send me the doctor's name so I can put it on my prayer request. I can assure you that before next week, he will be sacked for killing a patient.
A wicked man spotted here... You would have done worse it you were the doc. MTCHEW sad
Education › Re: Amobi Ogah: My Son Learnt Good Marriage Practice From Me by Ancecoker(m): 3:12pm On Dec 04, 2019
Metrixnews:
Following a dramatized wedding by kids of Pinecrest School Enugu that recently broke the internet, father of the little bridegroom, Chief Amobi Godwin Ogah has said his kid's excellent performance was influenced by how he lives with his wife at home.

In a chat with ABN TV on Wednesday, Ogah said his son, Prince Amobi Jnr learned the art of loving and caring from the way he exhibits love to his wife and other members of the family at home.

Ogah, a former House of Representatives aspirant commended the school for organizing the drama to enable kids appreciate better the institution of marriage.

Source: https://abntv.ng/2019/12/my-son-learned-good-marriage-practice-from-me-amobi-ogah/
Apostle will hear of this
Sports › Re: No Sight Of Ronaldo As Drogba, Messi, Vandijk Arrive With Family For Ballon D’or by Ancecoker(m): 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2019
Jason555:
Lionel Messi, Virgil van dijk and The 2019 Ballon d’Or Ambassador Didier Drogba have arrived for the Balloon D’or ceremony.

Portuguese Star Cristiano Ronaldo will not be gracing the occasion.

However, Reports understands Rinaldo is set to be in another award ceremony in Italy tonight, hence won’t be at the Balloon D’or Award nights.

Lionel Messi is Favourite to claim the prize but faces a strong competition from Liverpool Virgil Van dijk.

See photos from the red carpet….

SOURCE
What a pity for CR7
I think it’s time to go for CR7
#Retire now to avoid further shame
grin

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