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Religion / Re: Parables Of Christ: 21st Century Edition. by ancel(m): 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2009
DJ Salt and the Lighthouse Media (Matt 5:13-16)

You are DJ Salt, the world’s hottest DJ; but if your tracks no longer hit the world’s top charts, where will we get sensational jamz? Your CDs will be thrown out of media houses, and even street tramps will ignore your disks on the rubbish heap!

You are the Lighthouse media, a superb satellite TV network that cannot be ignored. Men do not subscribe for satellite TV and then unplug the decoder. Instead, they switch it on, and the whole family watches 24-hour Lighthouse media stations. In the same way, exhibit the excellence of God’s majesty through your life, so that men can see true life and praise your Father in Heaven.
Religion / Parables Of Christ: 21st Century Edition. by ancel(m): 10:29pm On Dec 25, 2009
In his numerous teachings, Jesus used invaluable nuggets called parables to explain fundamental truths to men. The most tangible aspect of a parable is its meaning, so the initial meanings of the parables have been preserved as deemed adequate by me, the writer, and edited for the 21st century. I got the original idea when I read an article “Jesus in America today” somewhere online some months ago. I don't know the author, and I haven’t been able to find him/her.

After Jesus’ ministry on earth had been commissioned by the Holy Spirit when he overcame the devil’s temptations, he went on to obtain a TV broadcasting license, and He hand-picked 12 presenters from various walks of life, naming them his disciples. Together, they anchored the KINGDOM satellite TV network, broadcasting live teachings and miracles all around the globe.

This generally upset many other TV network producers, mostly the Pharisees and Sadducees who were monopolizing the media and brainwashing people about the weight of their guilt.

One such matter Pharisees loved emphasizing was the Sabbath – a rule stating that every 7th day on TV stations, every broadcast is to be treated as a paid commercial (we’d rather not watch them, but we usually have no choice. Some very few times they are interesting to watch, anyway). This way, a very good percentage of the broadcast pay came into the Pharisees’ pockets.

The Pharisees and Sadducees often staged live interviews with Jesus –hoping he would say something they could use against him. Their fury usually blinded them so much that they wouldn’t understand Jesus’ parables. The following are snapshots of parables broadcast by Jesus and some other events on the KINGDOM satellite TV network.
Literature / The Dead (short Story) by ancel(m): 10:22pm On Dec 25, 2009
Stone and Ryan entered the labyrinth and by inspiration, discovered a vantage hiding-place where they could keenly observe the sentries in hot pursuit, and they settled down.

It is in your best interest to emerge. If we find you out, you will experience instant death”, bellowed the lead sentry as the sentries navigated the various cross-linked tunnels of the labyrinth and sprayed nanobugs into the air.

The sentries’ hard faces were almost as deadly as the deleters they brandished. In agreement, the two outlaws on the run continued making power available – each one reminding himself of the truth that when one is swallowed up in The Presence, he can never be found. The generated power was dynamic in its working, establishing an impenetrable force-field that surrounded them.

Suddenly, a stream of nanobugs flooded their secret place and began object-detection procedures. The search was futile, for they could only markup the contours of the cave. As they approached Ryan’s undetected face under the protection of the force-field, he became afraid of them so he held his breath, sharply sucking in a draught of air in the process.

The nanobugs networked as they announced in unison “One human detected. Bearing: 127.46 degrees, Elevation: 37.58 degrees”. And that was when Ryan found out that in his bout of fear, he had stepped out of the covering force-field, while Stone was steadfastly continuing in The Presence, and was still not found. Ryan’s fault could be overlooked, for he was a fresh outlaw, having lived the Life for less than two hours unlike Stone who had grown to exercise his judgment by reason of consistent use.

Undeterred, the sentries glided into the cave and encountered what they had not bargained for: at that moment, Stone emerged from The Presence. A loud volume of incisive light proceeded from him, rippled along, flooded the room and shred a greater proportion of the sentries into pieces while the few who survived were knocked down.

As for the nanobugs, their bodies made of anti-light had dissolved in the light, generating energy and an even brighter light. As the lead sentry regained his balance and leveled his deleter to aim, Stone declared, “None of the weapons you fashion against us can work, and all your techniques are condemned already”. This news rattled the sentries, as they chorused “Invalid parameter! That does not compute, ” and Ryan, who had quickly recovered in the Light, continued “You can’t kill us. We’re both dead to you”.

In a millisecond, each sentry was alarmed to scan the outlaws’ digital death certificates and find out that Ryan was 2 hours dead, and Stone was 93 weeks dead. Visible sparks issued from the sentries’ logical units as they strived to understand the incomprehensible but incontrovertible truth that they faced.

The lead sentry’s voice cracked & morphed as he contested, “But I have all the power! My logic is unconquerable!!” to which Stone replied, “Your power is lame. The authority to direct, control and utilize any kind of power is now in our hands…” Ryan finished up, “…thanks to our lineage. Now, get out of here and don’t ever come near again”.

The sentries left alive transposed and left the vicinity forever, while the wasted ones instantly decayed and the winds took care of their remains.

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